Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)

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Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Granted they're great

Granted they're great suggestions but the GM's don't use them

I wish Fallconn wouldn't say granted twice. XD

Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Granted

But, he'll say it three times.

I wish i didn't land my lifeboat into this thread.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
mmmm... pizza

Granted you landed in the middle of a erupting volcano.

I wish for a pizza from pizza hut.

Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Granted...

but the pizza is rubber

I wish for a real pizza that will NOT be thrown in my face.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Granted, it is thrown at your

Granted, it is thrown at your mother's face instead.

I wish for dirty socks.

Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Granted

But the dirty socks are extremely poisonous and a whiff of that stuff can kill you.

I wish for Damastaa to be poked 1234566543123456756432456738762123456432 times with needles. and ONLY Damastaa. Not anyone or anything else. Oh,and the machine will do the poking.

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
mmm

The machine slips and explodes in your face.

I wish for bombs.

Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
REVENGE

Bombs blow up in ur hands. One of them is a Gravitation Vortex.

I wish for DAMASTAA to be poked 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times by a sword.

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Wish granted. DAMASTAA is

Wish granted. DAMASTAA is poked 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times by a sword.

I wish the Random thread didn't go to the graveyard and have to become a zombie that can't be killed.

Grittle's picture
Grittle
granted, you were thrown into

granted, you were thrown into the graveyard

i wish for the king in zelda to say dinner

The-Ark's picture
The-Ark
Granted, your hit the face

Granted, your hit the face with a roasted turkey.

I wish that numbers ended.

Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
...

Granted. The age limit on Spiral Knights disappears and the game is taken over by 8 year olds.

I wish that global warming destroyed the North Poll.

Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Granted,but then your house

Granted,but then your house gets flooded because of all the water.

I wish that I stopped raging in the forums.

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted, you have been banned

Granted, you have been banned on SK entirely and can't play the game either.

I wish we had more moons circling the Earth.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

granted, but they all crash into the earth.

i wish i had more money.

Grittle's picture
Grittle
granted, but bluebrawler

granted, but bluebrawler stole it while saying a really bad troll

i wish i had toast

The-Ark's picture
The-Ark
Granted, a toaster is put on

Granted, a toaster is put on you head.

I wish pluto was a planet again.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted but I blow it up

Granted but I blow it up shortly after

I wish that nothing would happen

The-Ark's picture
The-Ark
Granted, food production

Granted, food production stops and you starve to death.

I wish for a vending machine.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Your wish is my Command.

Granted, a vending machine falls on your head.

I wish people would stop poking me.

Grittle's picture
Grittle
granted, we stab you

granted, we stab you instead

i wish everyone pokes damastaa forever

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. but we poke you too.

i wish i had the fastest car in the world.

Kingolegend's picture
Kingolegend
smells like nicotine daddy

granted but you crash at 860 mph and nothings left

for a piece of super meat

Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
@King

Wish?

if is the meat: It is a wolver but it eats YOU.

I wish i had a nuke (WT# boom?)

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You received 2 for your

You received 2 for your birthday. When you mom saw them, she took them and grounded you for a year for playing with weapons.

I wish I had tickets to the Death Cab for Cutie concert.

Sanin's picture
Sanin
Grant

those tickets was from 10 years ago.

I wish for __________ity ____ _____ _____ (translation: Blankity, Blank, Blank, BLANK.)

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

You are assaulted by a murderer. You try to shoot him but you fire a blank. You die.

I wish I had tickets to the Five Iron Frenzy concert in Denver, Colorado.

Trollin-You
Not granted. I wish the next

Not granted.

I wish the next person that posts would donate 1000ce to me. <3

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

@Trollin-You
You HAVE to grant it, but screw it up somehow.
DISQUALIFIED.

Trollin-You
Granted. I am disqualified

Granted. I am disqualified D:

I wish for the freedom of trolls.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, but they get inslaved by me

i wish that we had more trolls.

Kharlie
granted

granted,but they rebel from your enslavement and enslave you instead.

i wish for a ham sandwich.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, but trolls made it, and gave you a witch riding a wild hog covered in sand.

i wish i didn't have to go to some dumb thingy in a few weeks.

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

You go to an even dumber thingy in a few weeks.

I wish I had a Five Iron Frenzy Concert ticket again.

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted. You got the tickets

Granted. You got the tickets and stood in line for hours waiting to get into the show. Just before going through the gate, the guy behind you mugged you and stole the tickets and your pants.

I wish I had a cinnamon bun.

Trollin-You
Not granted. I give you a

Not granted. I give you a choice of three poke balls.
I wiss dat u guise wold stup runing mah dreemz

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

Listen, Trollin-You, you HAVE to grant the wish and screw it up some way. Unless of course you don't even know how to screw it up in which case U SUDNT B HERE. And you're a horrible troll.

Trollin-You
Not granted. I wish that I

Not granted.
I wish that I had an apple

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

Okay fine then since you seem to be absolutely dead set on not actually trying to play the game I'll ignore you and start from Iamnoone.

You get a cinnamon bun that burns your hands.

I wish for a toy train.

(if trollin-you answers this, disregard his answer)

Trollin-You
Semi-granted, I ate your toy

Semi-granted, I ate your toy train before Santa could it to you.
I wish that you would ignore me.

Guarder's picture
Guarder
And so it shall be.

But you eventually fade from existence W/O a presence.

I wish that I could become a weresnarbolax O___e

Trollin-You
Granted. I roast and eat

Granted. I roast and eat you.
I wish I could eat Xplad

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, but he grabs 2 pieces of bread and smashes you in-between them, and eats you.

i wish chickens could feed themselves

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Granted, they start by eating

Granted, they start by eating you.

I wish that grass wouldn't grow so I don't have to mow it.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, but you don't grow either, so you die....

i wish we didn't have to wait so long for people to respond to these posts.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
How do I die from not growing?

Anyway, Granted but they post so fast you can't keep track of who's posting what.

I wish for a Ipad.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, but they misspell it and give you an Opad.

i wish i had more cashes :C

Grittle's picture
Grittle
Granted, but bluebrawler

Granted, but bluebrawler steals it

i wish that cockroaches didn't exist

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, but i send in more, and kill them again (cause i hate cockroaches as much as anyone)

i wish i had a boat load of crowns :C

Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Granted

But it sinks

I wish for a new page in this thread. xD