Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)

Robots can't suffocate.
Granted, but you suddenly appear on the second side of Pluto, freezing.
I wish for protonium that isn't corrupted by the Swarm or other entities.

but you also get put in a platinum oxide oven with plutonium, because you are in your house, and the protonium is on the counter, while the oven runs for the rest of all eternity at the temperature of the surface of the sun with your fire protection feature turned off.
I wish for some non-poisoned food.

Granted, but a giant protonium crystal punches the food out. When asked why he did it, he tells thst you betrayed him.
I wish for a companion that won't hurt me in any way!

but it doesn't do anything to help AND keeps hitting itself.
I wish for Matikclocker to stop being so obsessed with protonium.

Granted, now you are obsessed with protonium.
I wish for Monsterbrine to kiss protonium <3
but I am also given the ability to breathe in space, making it so that you only suffocate Matikclocker, since you disabled his respiratory life support feature.
I wish Blazecat was on Pluto with absolutely NOTHING to support him.