Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)

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Monsterbrine
Granted,

but I am also given the ability to breathe in space, making it so that you only suffocate Matikclocker, since you disabled his respiratory life support feature.
I wish Blazecat was on Pluto with absolutely NOTHING to support him.

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Monsterbrine
Double Post!

YAY, PAGE 19 ACHEIVED!

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Matikclocker
Lol

Robots can't suffocate.

Granted, but you suddenly appear on the second side of Pluto, freezing.

I wish for protonium that isn't corrupted by the Swarm or other entities.

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Monsterbrine
Granted,

but you also get put in a platinum oxide oven with plutonium, because you are in your house, and the protonium is on the counter, while the oven runs for the rest of all eternity at the temperature of the surface of the sun with your fire protection feature turned off.
I wish for some non-poisoned food.

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Matikclocker

Granted, but a giant protonium crystal punches the food out. When asked why he did it, he tells thst you betrayed him.

I wish for a companion that won't hurt me in any way!

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Monsterbrine
Granted,

but it doesn't do anything to help AND keeps hitting itself.
I wish for Matikclocker to stop being so obsessed with protonium.

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Matikclocker
That went pretty fast...

Granted, now you are obsessed with protonium.

I wish for Monsterbrine to kiss protonium <3