But, he'll say it three times.
I wish i didn't land my lifeboat into this thread.
Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 14:43
#302
Granted
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 16:00
#303
mmmm... pizza
Granted you landed in the middle of a erupting volcano.
I wish for a pizza from pizza hut.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 17:27
#304
Granted...
but the pizza is rubber
I wish for a real pizza that will NOT be thrown in my face.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 17:56
#305
Granted, it is thrown at your
Granted, it is thrown at your mother's face instead.
I wish for dirty socks.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:23
#306
Granted
But the dirty socks are extremely poisonous and a whiff of that stuff can kill you.
I wish for Damastaa to be poked 1234566543123456756432456738762123456432 times with needles. and ONLY Damastaa. Not anyone or anything else. Oh,and the machine will do the poking.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:24
#307
mmm
The machine slips and explodes in your face.
I wish for bombs.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:31
#308
REVENGE
Bombs blow up in ur hands. One of them is a Gravitation Vortex.
I wish for DAMASTAA to be poked 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times by a sword.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 08:56
#309
Wish granted. DAMASTAA is
Wish granted. DAMASTAA is poked 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times by a sword.
I wish the Random thread didn't go to the graveyard and have to become a zombie that can't be killed.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 14:40
#310
granted, you were thrown into
granted, you were thrown into the graveyard
i wish for the king in zelda to say dinner
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 17:30
#311
Granted, your hit the face
Granted, your hit the face with a roasted turkey.
I wish that numbers ended.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 07:12
#312
...
Granted. The age limit on Spiral Knights disappears and the game is taken over by 8 year olds.
I wish that global warming destroyed the North Poll.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 18:09
#313
Granted,but then your house
Granted,but then your house gets flooded because of all the water.
I wish that I stopped raging in the forums.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 09:43
#314
Granted, you have been banned
Granted, you have been banned on SK entirely and can't play the game either.
I wish we had more moons circling the Earth.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:15
#315
FALCON PUNCH!
granted, but they all crash into the earth.
i wish i had more money.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:41
#316
granted, but bluebrawler
granted, but bluebrawler stole it while saying a really bad troll
i wish i had toast
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:43
#317
Granted, a toaster is put on
Granted, a toaster is put on you head.
I wish pluto was a planet again.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:47
#318
Granted but I blow it up
Granted but I blow it up shortly after
I wish that nothing would happen
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:49
#319
Granted, food production
Granted, food production stops and you starve to death.
I wish for a vending machine.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 12:25
#320
Your wish is my Command.
Granted, a vending machine falls on your head.
I wish people would stop poking me.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 14:42
#321
granted, we stab you
granted, we stab you instead
i wish everyone pokes damastaa forever
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 09:56
#322
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but we poke you too.
i wish i had the fastest car in the world.
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:07
#323
smells like nicotine daddy
granted but you crash at 860 mph and nothings left
for a piece of super meat
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:53
#324
@King
Wish?
if is the meat: It is a wolver but it eats YOU.
I wish i had a nuke (WT# boom?)
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:05
#325
You received 2 for your
You received 2 for your birthday. When you mom saw them, she took them and grounded you for a year for playing with weapons.
I wish I had tickets to the Death Cab for Cutie concert.
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 20:02
#326
Grant
those tickets was from 10 years ago.
I wish for __________ity ____ _____ _____ (translation: Blankity, Blank, Blank, BLANK.)
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 20:10
#327
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
You are assaulted by a murderer. You try to shoot him but you fire a blank. You die.
I wish I had tickets to the Five Iron Frenzy concert in Denver, Colorado.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:24
#328
Not granted.
I wish the next
Not granted.
I wish the next person that posts would donate 1000ce to me. <3
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:37
#329
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
@Trollin-You
You HAVE to grant it, but screw it up somehow.
DISQUALIFIED.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 04:55
#330
Granted. I am disqualified
Granted. I am disqualified D:
I wish for the freedom of trolls.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:01
#331
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but they get inslaved by me
i wish that we had more trolls.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:33
#332
granted
granted,but they rebel from your enslavement and enslave you instead.
i wish for a ham sandwich.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:37
#333
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but trolls made it, and gave you a witch riding a wild hog covered in sand.
i wish i didn't have to go to some dumb thingy in a few weeks.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:43
#334
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
You go to an even dumber thingy in a few weeks.
I wish I had a Five Iron Frenzy Concert ticket again.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:56
#335
Granted. You got the tickets
Granted. You got the tickets and stood in line for hours waiting to get into the show. Just before going through the gate, the guy behind you mugged you and stole the tickets and your pants.
I wish I had a cinnamon bun.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:28
#336
Not granted. I give you a
Not granted. I give you a choice of three poke balls.
I wiss dat u guise wold stup runing mah dreemz
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:37
#337
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
Listen, Trollin-You, you HAVE to grant the wish and screw it up some way. Unless of course you don't even know how to screw it up in which case U SUDNT B HERE. And you're a horrible troll.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:32
#338
Not granted.
I wish that I
Not granted.
I wish that I had an apple
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:58
#339
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
Okay fine then since you seem to be absolutely dead set on not actually trying to play the game I'll ignore you and start from Iamnoone.
You get a cinnamon bun that burns your hands.
I wish for a toy train.
(if trollin-you answers this, disregard his answer)
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 06:24
#340
Semi-granted, I ate your toy
Semi-granted, I ate your toy train before Santa could it to you.
I wish that you would ignore me.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 06:48
#341
And so it shall be.
But you eventually fade from existence W/O a presence.
I wish that I could become a weresnarbolax O___e
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 08:26
#342
Granted. I roast and eat
Granted. I roast and eat you.
I wish I could eat Xplad
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:02
#343
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but he grabs 2 pieces of bread and smashes you in-between them, and eats you.
i wish chickens could feed themselves
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:04
#344
Granted, they start by eating
Granted, they start by eating you.
I wish that grass wouldn't grow so I don't have to mow it.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:07
#345
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but you don't grow either, so you die....
i wish we didn't have to wait so long for people to respond to these posts.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:11
#346
How do I die from not growing?
Anyway, Granted but they post so fast you can't keep track of who's posting what.
I wish for a Ipad.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:12
#347
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but they misspell it and give you an Opad.
i wish i had more cashes :C
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 13:26
#348
Granted, but bluebrawler
Granted, but bluebrawler steals it
i wish that cockroaches didn't exist
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 18:35
#349
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but i send in more, and kill them again (cause i hate cockroaches as much as anyone)
i wish i had a boat load of crowns :C
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:27
#350
Granted
But it sinks
I wish for a new page in this thread. xD
Granted they're great suggestions but the GM's don't use them
I wish Fallconn wouldn't say granted twice. XD