Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:12
#452
Granted. It lasts for 30
EDIT: NOT AGAIN. Oh well. Someone steals your new credit card shortly after you obtain it.
I wish for 700 ce.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:20
#453
Granted, but you lose all the
Granted, but you lose all the money you had for a better life.
I wish SK provides with better paying services maybe ones that helps SEA players better.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:58
#454
......
SK now provides better paying services. But they charge you for the better paying services.
I wish someone would kill me (slow or fast or painful i really dont care)
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:13
#455
Granted, but nothing
Granted, but nothing happens.
I wish for a cookie.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:24
#456
Granted, t is big, tasty and
Granted, t is big, tasty and full of chocolate chips. You get half way through eating it when you realize the bottom is covered with bugs.
I wish all the cars and trucks in the world would disappear.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:54
#457
Granted, but you're always
Granted, but you're always late for work because you dont have a mode of personal transportation and the subway's always full of people.
I wish you didnt make that cookies out of bugs .... *vomits*
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:00
#458
I live a block away from work. I walk there.
Wish granted, it was really rat droppings.
I wish I didn't live a block away from work. They always call me lat the ast minute to replace my co-workers and I don't have a good excuse for being late.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:07
#459
Granted, you get evicted from
Granted, you get evicted from your home and now is forced to bunk with the janitor at your workplace.
I wish i didnt ask for that cookie! *vomits some more*
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:26
#460
Granted you get Smurfet
Granted you get Smurfet eating cookies.
I wish my work place had a janitor.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:35
#461
Granted, but he never cleans
Granted, but he never cleans your cubicle and anything you own in the office.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:35
#462
Granted, but he never cleans
Granted, but he never cleans your cubicle and anything you own in the office.
I wished for nothing.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:49
#463
And nothing you shall get.
And nothing you shall get. You also lose your wallet and computer.
I wish the days were longer.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:54
#464
Granted, you become so fast,
Granted, you become so fast, it only seemed like a day will last forever.
I wish for my stuff back. And a cookie.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:11
#465
Granted your wallet came back
Granted your wallet came back empty and the computer was fully of cookies.
I wish there was a meteor shower tonight.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:14
#466
Granted. A meteor made of
Granted. A meteor made of showers smashes you in the face.
I wish that the cookies in my computer where edible and safe to eat.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:30
#467
Granted but they moan and
Granted but they moan and scream and moan when you eat them.
I wish that shower didn't hurt my face.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:36
#468
Granted. You get showered
Granted. You get showered with meteors to forget about your pains of the shower meteor.
Wish i had less noisy cookies to munch on. >:I
bites into another screaming cookie.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:50
#469
Granted but they are soft and
Granted but they are soft and wet.
I wish the meteors didn't hit me as they showered down around me.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 04:00
#470
Granted, everything near and
Granted, everything near and dear to you gets destroyed by the shower.
I wish these cookies arent.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 18:21
#471
Granted
Granted. Your cookies aren't destroyed by that meteor shower, but are made soggy by a sunshower of rain.
I wish to time travel.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 18:28
#472
Granted, but you get stuck in
Granted, but you get stuck in a loop after killing your grandfather in a bar fight, you cease to exist, but then there's no one to kill your grandfather so he continues to live, but then you exist again and you went back in time and kill him. repeat.
I wish i have better cookies.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 23:25
#473
You get some great cookies.
You get some great cookies. They are soon to release Oreos, and the Oreo company will sell some for $100 a box. Sadly, everyone wants them and you get killed so they can eat them.
I wish to have good luck for ever and ever. XD
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 23:34
#474
Granted. Money starts
Granted. Money starts fluttering towards you. In fact, so much money starts to flutter towards you, you get paper cuts and eventually get buried under the literal ton of money.
I wish I wasnt eating Oreos .... I hate em. >:I
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 23:37
#475
GRANTED
You are not eating oreos. You are not eating anything. You starve to near death, and wake in a hospital bed.
I wish for another wish.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 23:39
#476
Granted but you wasted your
Granted but you wasted your wish wishing for it.
I wish i have just a cup of tea ..... ugh ....
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 06:38
#477
Granted...
But after you take the bio-gel to heal yourself. And the tea tastes bad.
I wish for more bio-gel.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 06:51
#478
Granted. But Artifice sews
Granted. But Artifice sews you for stealing his ideas from his stories.
I wish this healing process would speed up. Just once. For me.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 08:43
#479
Granted, time speeds up
Granted, time speeds up healing you quickly but also making you very old.
I wish the sun would come out.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:09
#480
Granted. The sun elbow nudges
Granted. The sun elbow nudges the part of the Earth with Iamnoone on it.
I wish i wasn't so old Dx
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:18
#481
Granted,
you forgot everything you learn since your 1 year old.
I wish people to STOP using Time machines.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:28
#482
After reliving my life again.
After reliving my life again. Literally.
Granted, but you suffer a series of really unfortunate events after you took that penny from the street and now you live in the alleys as a hobo.
I wish it was harder to predict what the corrupted wishes would do.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:43
#483
Granted,
But it would end the tread, the owner comes and blows you up. As for me, I blow myself up with a nuke.
I wish that this thread resumes
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:56
#484
Granted. But the alternate
Granted. But the alternate universe thread doesnt grant corrupted wishes. It grants actual wishes from corrupted ones.
I wish that i wasnt easily confused.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 20:58
#485
Granted you aren't as much
Granted you aren't as much fun anymore and no one plays with you.
I wish all the stupid people would get lost in the same room together.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 21:09
#486
granted, but everyone else is
granted, but everyone else is in that room too.
i wish it was summer now.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 21:13
#487
Granted, but after being
Granted, but after being ushered into a room full of random people, you cant find the way out.
I wish I wasnt confused how not being confused makes me a dull person.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:32
#488
Granted. You fall into a deep
Granted. You fall into a deep depression when you realize being confused is the only thing people find of worth about you, that they enjoy doing it to you, and that they aren't really your friends. That deep depression worsens when you realize you have no friends at all. Soon after, you obsess on how to kill yourself without it hurting much when you do it. You decide there is no painless way and try using an electric craving knife on your throat and meet failure. You get even more depressed realizing you're a failure too.
I wish I had off from work today.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:55
#489
Granted. But the Pit Boss
Granted. But the Pit Boss tells you you have to work on all holidays.
I wish i wasn't so suicidally depress. ; ~ ;
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:09
#490
Granted. You swing manic and
Granted. You swing manic and try to convince others you are god and to prove it you will make them able to fly. You take many people to the top of a building and they try.
I wish lakes and rivers were made of chocolate.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:16
#491
Weeeelll, guess i wont be
Weeeelll, guess i wont be seeing those lot anymore. Shame they FELL for it! :D *pie'd to the face*
Granted, but they're polluted with modern day sewage and toxic dumps.
I wish .... for .... uh .... I dont really know what to wish for. Thread, grant me something horrendous >:I
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:39
#492
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, you get slapped in the face with a dead cactus.
i wish i had more letters to spell with....
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:42
#493
Granted. All the words in
Granted. All the words in existence are now spelled with odd new looking alphabets. But you're keyboard doesn't accommodate such letters.
I wish my face wasn't pricked. >~ o
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:05
#494
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, its just sawed off instead!
i wish we had more hills.....
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:13
#495
Granted. A hill uproots and
Granted. A hill uproots and falls onto you.
Points to my sawed off face and manages to tell you guys that i wish i have my face back where it belongs; on my head.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:25
#496
Granted
It just falls out (more bio-gel needed)
I wish for 100 20oz Bio-gel so I can fix Trobolta's face.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:16
#497
Granted you get them and they
Granted you get them and they are hard as rocks.
I wish I had some of those Bio-gel to help you fix Trobolta's face.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:19
#498
Granted...
But you have no idea on how to use them, and I patched up Trobolta's face.
I wish for a nuke
PS: @Iamnoone there's an RPG in the food fight thread that you can use.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:23
#499
already ahead of you
Granted but it is exploding when you take it in your hands.
I wish you didn't patched up Trobolta's face.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:55
#500
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, we just slice it up some more.
i wish we i had bigger hill so more people could fight over it....
Granted, but now it costs you 300CE to get back up.
I wish i had a credit card full of legal money for me to buy stuff over the internet with.