Spiral Knights - I AM THE GREATEST TROLL EVER

I AM THE GREATEST TROLL EVER

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Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:31

Renpartycat

Due to many hours invested in trolling, I've successfully attained enough nerd rage and lulz to level up all of my weapons to 10.

I hereby give up my position as the king of trolls to the second-best troll in the game. Along with promising to never troll in this game again, because I require stronger targets, I need to give thanks.

I have to thank all the players that fell for my graceful trolling both in-game and on the forums, and I have to give a huge thank-you to the GMs for finally giving me my first offence after a series of never-ending warnings.

I'm still going to pour all of my money in this game, even if I get permabanned because I'm a sorcerer with credit cards. And now I must make this thread, not to create one final storm of rage, but to go down in glory as we discuss random things that aren't on-topic because this is what we do in general discussion thanks to the power of ancient aliens. Feel free to sit back and laugh at this amazing event. If anyone needs me I'll be on 4chan.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:33

Usef-Berrys

http://animooted.com/150-aban

http://animooted.com/150-abandon-thread

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:34

Iclockworkl

Cool story bro

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:39

Flaame

That's nice, please continue

That's nice, please continue to entertain us with your profound and intellectual words that mean little to nothing in this userbase of thousands of individuals that call themselves the greatest of trolls. :)

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:41

No-Thanks

Zelda

can i haz a trick troll?

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:43

Kalaina-Elderfall

Wait so that last thread

Wait so that last thread where you were repeatedly saying the same nonsense in spite of all the people correcting you was just because you were trying to troll? Pretending not to understand basic logic isn't trolling, and people trying to teach you basic logic isn't nerd rage.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:52

Jamoo

I knew it'd come to this

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:01

Njthug

Sorry to burst your bubble

Sorry to burst your bubble best troll is Tantarian one day you can reach his level of trollness, but for now all you can do is drink your coconut juice.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:03

Jamoo

Have we all forgotten

Have we all forgotten Grievos?

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:04

Asukalan

Lol @ Usef-Berrys

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:05

#10

Shidara

And so, yet another wannabe-troll speaks up..

True trolls keep quiet about it and go about their business as per usual.
Those who claim to be trolls are merely seeking attention.

Son, I am disappoint.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:07

#11

Klotz

awesome.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 20:03

#12

Jmsa

G-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED was

G-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED was by far the biggest troll. You don't even compare to him.

Take this as a compliment.

EDIT: changed Grevi**s to G-who-must-not-be-named.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:41

#13

Renpartycat

>implying I'm not the best troll

Everyone is disagreeing with me, therefore I am the best troll.

TRADING PURPLE SNIPES FOR GREEN JELLY CUBES

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 12:14

#14

Az-Rel

...

o boy, this is just sad...

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 12:21

#15

Paweu

Troll card called once again,

Troll card called once again, nice

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 12:23

#16

Fallconn

and i thought i was the best troller D:

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 12:23

#17

Avihr

"I've successfully attained

"I've successfully attained enough nerd rage and lulz to level up all of my weapons to 10"

ROFL

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 12:40

#18

Lan-The-Wizard

>Caring about how great of a troll you are

>2012

/b/ is that way
---->
and Foxet is right

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 15:53

#19

Knight-Solaire

Praise the sun!

Those who have to specify that they are good trolls, aren't.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 14:15

#20

Iron-Volvametal

Lawl.

"/b/ is that way"

I think he needs to call for /b/lack Up.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blackup

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 14:30

#21

Iskender

This gotta be trolling

This gotta be trolling trolls. Like LuigiMaster did with Retsupurae, only way less funny.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 14:30

#22

Dsnchz

Congratulations, you're very successful at making people hate you.

Why is this glorified?

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 15:30

#23

Retequizzle

How he probably sees

How he probably sees himself.

How everyone actually reacts.

Reality even sucks on the internet.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 15:43

#24

Lan-The-Wizard

@ Skullkid

"Blackup"
"Linking to KYM"

I don't think so bub

downvoted, saged, reported, erected a firewall, called the cops, emailed the IT derpartment, radio's the army, carrier pigeoned the FBI, telegraphed the KGB, cup and stringed Hitler, paged the president, wrote a letter to congress, smoke signaled the navy, subspace transmission sent to Rome.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 15:48

#25

Psychodestroyer

SOMEBODY SAID THE G-who-must-not-be-named!

TWICE.

EVERYONE DUCK!!!

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 16:38

#26

Dancinjen

And to think that all this

And to think that all this time I thought he just lacked the brain power to be smart...

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 16:48

#27

Chris

Wait so that last thread

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 17:22

#28

Gwenyvier

LIES!

This is the greatest troll ever!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/7zy7ush

~Newg

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 17:50

#29

Lukehandkooler

Lawl

Back when I was a youth (this pre-dates oldfagdom even) we used to play a game called troll bridge. Basically 3-4 of us would get a giant dimestore cigar and take turns crawling up in the rafters of this wooden bridge that spanned a river in a nearby park. The lot of us would sit on a picnic table on the bank and whoever was the "troll" would puff large volumes of smoke up thru the planks while people were walking over to lead them to believe there was a fire while the rest of us watched the reaction and laughed ourselves blue in the face.

In retrospect, if the internet had been available to the masses then I dont think I ever would have left the house.

tldr; doing wierd stuff to get a rise out of people is not new but usually pretty funny ^_^

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 19:17

#30

Radarblue

wat

I came from 9gag to these?

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 21:43

#31

Aemicus

So, what we see here is a

So, what we see here is a classic example of someone being a dumbass, realizing how stupid they are, then trying to pass it off as trolling.

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 22:22

#32

Noomad

hmm

What makes someone want to be a troll anyway?

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 22:49

#33

Aemicus

@Noomad The desire for

@Noomad

The desire for attention. Nothing more than that.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 09:55

#34

Hybrist

3 Billy Goats Gruff

I always thought that the greatest troll got owned by goats.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:09

#35

Vescrit

@Hybrist

this thread had been dead for 2 days...

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 13:02

#36

Pawn

Best troll

GodofSkype was best troll ever. He had the perfect storm. No one will ever be able to intentionally troll as well as he unintentionally did so. If you weren't around @ game launch you will never know what you missed. THE PASSION!!!

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 13:21

#37

Retequizzle

This is now a "post a

This is now a "post a picture" thread until the GMs lock/delete it.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 19:15

#38

Orangeo

Lol this reminds me of when

Lol this reminds me of when you left your thread becuase everyone disagreed with you. You were all "sonic suits gonna make CE 12k" and everyone else was like "NOPE", and you felt so much nerd rage you left.

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/41301

U MAD;
"Are you a complete idiot? Did you even read everything I've said? Really now, you don't seem to get the point of this thread."
" Do I really have to explain this again? Use your head for once, because YOU have no idea what you're talking about."
"Fine by me, enjoy not being able to afford CE in the future. I'm done, go ahead and argue all you want, I've already won because you're going to see the truth in the end. Post whatever you want here, I'm not going to look at it because I'm tired of arguing with you idiots. Go ahead and ruin the game. You're only hurting yourselves and wasting your time. I'm not affected. Continue to get mad at me for wanting to improve this game. See if I care."

All exact ragequotes. He didn't even make it to the 2nd page. Had to go relive stress on 4 chan. ;)

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 19:59

#39

Xylka-Mkii

Hehe, When did you decide to be this kind of player Ren?

You clearly have not met THIS recent troll (or He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named) and have, based on the recent month of posts, ruined your SK reputation to a horrible state.

Wed, 02/01/2012 - 08:07

#40

Metagenic

pfffffft

Grievos and Smogrn are the greatest trolls ever

Wed, 02/01/2012 - 14:16

#41

Orangeo

Lol @ Xylka's swagg. I want

Lol @ Xylka's swagg. I want to see ren complain about dragon wings, and how they are "brutaly stabbing the economy to death".

Wed, 02/01/2012 - 14:19

#42

Gwenyvier

Actually I saw ren not a half

Actually I saw ren not a half hour ago in trade chat trying to trade a Prismatic and some random 11% Dragon Wings for a Volcanic Dragon Wings.

~Gwen

Wed, 02/01/2012 - 14:27

#43

Orangeo

Goshdarn I want those

Goshdarn I want those prismatic wings O.O
Gonna put them on arcane salamander >.>

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 21:22

#44

Bluebrawlerneo

how did i get here?

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 06:13

#45

Megapon

They see me trolling

And I'm just rolling…

EDIT: Did I really just post this?

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