Spiral Knights - Shenanigans by: Echo of Silence

Shenanigans by: Echo of Silence

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Fri, 05/11/2012 - 04:58

#101

Cavalries

Tea dilemma

More shenanigans from me since I have been lazy.

A v. hot topic in today's modern issues is what to do when you have two cups of tea: one hot and one cold, because certain people in Mumble are really interesting and when your mum brings you tea you go, 'yeah just put it on the table' and forget it about it 3 hours later only to make another cup of tea.

Snippets from that discussion -

Giles: pour it into a huge mug
Rep: drink the cold one first
Nj: drink the hot one first

Giles (I think): Close your eyes and just pick one
Rep: Yeah, like guys! I can't tell if this is hot or cold... other than the fact that the steam rising into your face.. you know.. might just give away that it's an exothermic reaction

Nj: you see that cold one? you just throw that down the sink
Rep: that's a waste! do you know how far that tea had to go to australia?
Nj: you can waste it, that's probably 12c
Giles: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6531540/Reheat-cold-cups-of-t...

Giles: empty the kettle, put the cold one back in the kettle, drink the hot one

Nj: guys... she's gonna listen to us bicker about this and while this happens, her cup of hot tea is going to GET COLD
Rep: So drink the cold one, then drink the hot one!!
Nj: No! by the time she drinks the cold one, she'll be filled
Rep: if you throw it out, i'm gonna be so upset at u
Nj: ... what if she has a small stomach?
Rep: DUDE, no one's stomach is gonna RUPTURE from 2 cups of tea!!!!
no!
no nj, just no

Giles: just go and find one of the mugs from someone else in your family and then pour the cold tea in there
Rep: what, and implicate them???
Giles: they'll be all like what?

Rep: nj you must drink DISHWATER for tea
Nj: Cava, just drink the hot one and pour the cold one down the sink
you don't have to tell him
Rep: we were JUST talking about this, about dishonesty ahhaha

Rep: Like honestly what if i bought you a burger and you threw it away, i swear to god....

<33333

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 01:02

#102

Dancinjen

(Entire beginning

(Entire beginning conversation starts with me being a creeper on a youtube channel which turned out to be fallout's brother's channel. Then fallout makes fun of his brother for playing club penguin... this is what happens next.)

dancinjen: i need more cute games to play
dancinjen: i might play club penguin
dancinjen: and record it for you
dancinjen: make you watch it
dancinjen: hours of reruns
Fallout: D=
Fallout: how dare you
dancinjen: i'll make you love club penguin
dancinjen: i don't know what the tactic is called
dancinjen: but like it's when you torture someone
dancinjen: and then have them watch hours of something
dancinjen: to make them believe something about themselves that was never really true
Fallout: lies?
dancinjen: yeah... i woudl do that to you
dancinjen: lol
dancinjen: LOL
dancinjen: i'm so weird.
dancinjen: no i couldn't
Fallout: =|
dancinjen: maybe to people who hoard divine flowers
dancinjen: make them no longer love divine flowers
dancinjen: i'll make them lov elike... dusky flowers and volcanic maedates
dancinjen: because no one likes maedates
dancinjen: and they need some lovin
Fallout: ew'

So, If jade-rabbit suddenly loves dusky flowers and volcanic maedates... i didn't do it.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 22:38

#103

Zafirbel

/afk

So this all started when Avenged mentioned how he likes to set funny afk mesages and we decided to test the message length limit, thinking it would be funny if somebody messaged you and got a whole essay. So Aveneged posted the start of his essay but it wouldn't all fit, so i offered to change mine to the next sentence and he could just tell people to /tell me.. then it got out of control:

(original) Avenged auto-responds, "Although often considered to be the president most disgracefully removed from office, Richard Nixon, proved to be doing only what he thought was best for America. For more info /tell Zafirbel."

(do over) Avenged auto-responds, "A new day dawns on humanity. A day of savages. After the horrific outbreak of the Z1 virus, zombies now roam freely upon the earth. All that remains is a small squad. Led by Richard Nixon. (for more /tell Zafirbel)."

Zafirbel auto-responds, "As the Zombies closed in, Nixon drew his katana preparing for the last stand. Using catwoman as bait, he and his trusty wallaby, Barry, readied themselves for Death! keep going and you might get a prize! /tell becs for part 3"

Becs auto-responds, "Little did he know that catwoman was aware of his evil plan and plotted his destruction, and the destruction of all wallabies... Just as the zombies closed in Catwoman pushed Nixon into the nearest one.. /tell jade-rabbit for free hugs."

Jade-rabbit auto-responds, "Nixon turned into a narwhal, the natural enemy of the zombie. In fear the Zombies fled from Nixon narwhal. Nixon won over the American people by preventing the Zombie Apocolypse. Whatever would catwoman do?! /tell aroc for kttens in a basket."

Unfortunatly Aroc wasn't up for participating

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 22:52

#104

Cavalries

@Zaf guys, this was GOLD -

@Zaf guys, this was GOLD - did you guys get any 'WTF' replies?

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 23:07

#105

Zafirbel

@Cava no but a lot of people

@Cava no but a lot of people were upset they didn't get hugs/kittens/crowns.. also originally my post said to message Becs for 100cr

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 13:08

#106

Becs

Not a Shenanigan

This isn't really shenanigan but wanted everyone know how awesome Zaf is, <3 you.

I think everyone in EOS knows I have problems sleeping. So I woke up yesterday morning (4am) and open my laptop and automatically log into mumble. I of course get yelled at to go back to sleep, but then Zaf brings out his ukulele and starts playing the most wonderful music. I honestly didn't think you could get a ukulele to sound that good... I still shudder at grade 4 band practices... and I promptly go back to sleep. Zaf can play me to sleep any day. Thanks <3.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 15:12

#107

Cavalries

@Becs that is, for sure,

@Becs that is, for sure, infinitely better than Ashvin reading me erotic poetry while drunk to try and get me to sleep ♥ #thanksAvenged #cradled

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 18:53

#108

Njthug

Cava I need the erotic poetry

Cava I need the erotic poetry info btw....=0 so I can write it up

Becs --- Zaf was epic his voice is just like omg dude no wonder your girlfriend loves u lol

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:34

#109

Njthug

The Creation of: Reign of

The Creation of:

Reign of Choobski
Njthug
Reparty
And many other guilds

So, all of us in Eos got really jealous of all these guilds having drama, and we wanted our own. We saw guilds losing members having half their guild kicked, have fights amongst each other causing players to leave, and we all wish we could take part in guild drama since it seemed to be the cool new fad. So, we created a few guilds randomly, and lets see what happened:

Reign of Choobski --- This was a horrible just plain horrible. We all wanted to honor Choobski and his greatness, we kind of find it funny that most guilds are named after him: Order of Choob, Choob Party, Perfect Choobski, Coup De Choob, Choob Knights, Choobski and Choob, and well the list goes on, so we decided to creat the mighty guild calleda Reign of Choobski. In doing this, about 15 of our players online all left to join this guild including myself, but I approached my trusted officer Providence and said hey just invite me back and make me an officer when I come back. She tells me oh ya Nj you can trust me. So, while all of us are gone Providence demoted every officer in Eos (She was the highest ranking officer), and then when anyone of us would rejoin she kick us all, and said no fatties my guild. Clearly, ROC (reign of choobski) was an epic guild, but we lost control of Eos for about 5 hours it was craziness in the making lol. Luckily for us a Dogrock showed up with his blue cape to save the day lol.

Reparty ---This is the second guild that is still killing Eos. Repartee started a revolt against myself and created the mighty Reparty he made sure to steal every last one of us from Eos, and said he can not live with this dictatorship anymore they protested in our guildhall with the Reparty name saying this is a take over. It was scarey stuff, and I almost got touched in my no-no parts my a group of rabid snarbies.

Njthug --- Njthug was created after I stole Reparty from Repartee he created the mighty Njthug and stole about 5 of our officers and 10 to 12 of our members at least it was such a sad day in Eos, but with sadness comes happiness since we made a lot of noobs pretty happy.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 14:17

#110

Becs

Reign of Choobski

Best thing about Reign of Choobski was that Choob wasn't even a GM, only a recruit.

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 01:34

#111

Avenged

Th3 B1gg357 5h3n4n1g4nz 3V3R

The biggest problem facing EoS today? Drama? No. Becs Hating people? No.
EoS has become rocked and utterly thrown "out-of-whack" by the absence of our beloved Cavalries. and that. is a fact.

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 06:02

#112

Becs

@Avenged

Becs doesn't hate EVERYONE....

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 13:15

#113

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

yeah, she just...dislikes everyone....alot....

Mon, 05/28/2012 - 13:48

#114

Isekuube

LOL

Ok as I'm typing this from one of your previous stories, I see somebody from the guild . Which I'm going to guess is Nj himself. The knight's name is Sexy-Killer.

Mon, 05/28/2012 - 15:12

#115

Avenged

In Reference to the guild <Njthug>

There is currently no account owned by Njthug in the guild named after him. Nor has there ever been. Sexy-Killer is some random guy I recruited by saying "join my guild sexy man". As a note to the purpose of this topic, no shenangians to report. Ashvin and I had one but he asked me to not because it damaged his reputation...heavily.

Mon, 05/28/2012 - 17:03

#116

Cavalries

@AV all I'm gonna say is

@AV all I'm gonna say is EROTIC POETRY man, EROTIC POETRY

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:53

#117

Avenged

@Cava Chameleon

Yes! ahaha. But this was another one. I'll tell you about it once you get back...which hopefully is soon! Miss You xoxo :D

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 08:00

#118

Becs

Awkward Introductions:

Ok, so we were introducing ourselves in /g to new members and this is what happened.

Caramel-Bear: Hi, I'm Caramel-Bear. I like skateboarding, football, blasting Hip Hop in the car, and doing hoodrat things with my friends.
Demeritus: Wow, I'm like the most boring out of all the members, seems like
Wigzop: Hi, I'm Wigzop, I like cheap hookers, stale bread and occasionally cuddling with my sister
Becs: lol Wig
Becs: Geeky Bio teacher, like hiking, and not incestuous cuddling

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:04

#119

Cobalt

I think that it's time I posted in here...

Just to start off, I'm not gonna write something HUGE that nobody will read... *cough*Cavalries*cough*

There is one weapon in this game that reigns above all other five star items. Wanna know what is it?

It's those goddamn fire pots.

They fly far, they are strong, and most of all, they can even light your teammates up into a blaze. Who wouldn't want one of these?
Crazy people, that's who.

Anyways...

Nj logged on before going out shopping with his mommy, how cute. He asked if anyone wanted to do the daily prestige mission. Whitelancer, Extrauicybits, and myself joined him. On the first floor there was that somewhat common "Land of many [Rackle-Frackl]ing gates" thing.

You know, It has the switches, oil pots, flame pots, and more goddamn switches.

Once I saw the fire pots, and someone sitting close to a gate, my Regulus senses has begun to tingle. (Regulus and fire pots is a whole other story)
I picked one up, chucked it at Whitelancer, and hit him. :D
Almost right after, Nj followed and threw one too. We just kept on throwing fire pots at him. He tried to escape and make the gates go up and down repeatedly, but it didn't work.

We got his health somewhat low, and then continued onward.

In the next depth, there was that skinny stretch thing, it has monsters on the bottom, then gun puppies on the top of it. There were fire pots there too.
We did the same thing, but didn't do any real damage.

BUT

Remember kids, Playing with fire is good, never, EVER listen to your parents.
They've been lying to you this whole time.
Fire is fun.
Very fun.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 18:57

#120

Njthug

Cobby that is 1 of the best

Cobby that is 1 of the best shenanigans I seen in a longtime (well comparing it to Cava ofc) <3 Cavabear....Lol but it was EPIC tbh

Oh figure you guys want to hear something what went on in our g-chat today:

Becs: So nj what did you get today?
Njthug: Applecare, a pair of shorts, some t-shirts, a tie, and salsa.
Becs: Salsa lol?
Njthug: Yes, Ghost pepper, habberno, and Garlic Salsa
Becs, Cobby, Rodox: 2 hot for me...
Njthug: You all are a bunch of girly girls
Becs Rodox, Cobby: I have legit excuses
Njthug: Becs your Canadian no excuse needed
Njthug: what your excuse Rodox?
Rodox: Acid Reflux
Njthug: Nope, that a ____ excuse Tums use them.
Cobby: Okay, I will taste some of that salsa nj...
Njthug: Yay, thats why you own Cobby your a good pedo
Cobby: Eating that salsa will make my poop hotter than a vog cub
Njthug: Lmao...

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:12

#121

Njthug

1 of the best lines: Cobby: I

1 of the best lines:

Cobby: I use snipe tears as lube

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 08:33

#122

Big-Boss-Ninja

can i join the clan

i just started playing spiral knights and it is hard to find a team of people that will help me with a mission, so i thought that if i join a guild i will have a better time playing also i will help anyone else that needs it. message me on steam or spiral knights.

account name: Big-Boss-Ninja

steam: BigBoss1901

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:18

#123

Moonsoon

Once upon a time there was a

Once upon a time there was a lazy moonsoon
He slept for hours on end, attempting to do absolutely nothing for the entire day
A ruckus occurred and moon was awoken. Unencumbered by this, he lay back down and began to read.
After a bit of quiet and words, moon was lulled back to a wondrous sleep.

Meanwhile, in SK, a plot was hatching
Njthug had something vile in mind & rodox made sure all the pieces were in place
Rodox knew moon's phone was near him while being lazy and sleeping, njthug jumped at this opportunity

"bzzt bzzt" said moon's phone.
Still mostly asleep, he ignored the text message
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Unable to sleep with a constant interval of buzzing, moon woke and checked his texts
Every single one of them was full of just one word, repeated
"penis" nj had said, four thousand one hundred and sixty times

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 17:59

#124

Cavalries

great shenanigans

Those are some great shenanigans.

@Cobalt 'Nj logged on before going out shopping with his mommy, how cute.' that line absolutely killed me, 'cuz I could imagine you saying that out loud in a semi-sarcastic tone & those Regulus senses tingling? are never. ever. a good thing. Do you still remember the first-ish time we ran w/ Reg? how we were down in a candlestick level and it got to a bit where turrets spawned on either side of us, and I was screaming at my computer, 'PUT THE KEY IN REG. PUT THE KEY IN.' And he was just running around doo do doo and killed both of us #troll and back in steam I was like, 'Cobalt, who the eff is this guy, I hate him.'

To this day, I don't know why I even talk to him or how on earth he became one of my closest friends, wtf.

@Moonsoon ahhhh, love it. The only thing left to do now is to make it into a children's illustrated picture book ♥

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 04:00

#125

Cavalries

Kpop

on cam with moon, rodox & becs at 4.30 am American time

rodox: okay, i'm gonna watch some Kpop
moon: okay, i'm just going to finish my 74th popsicle
rodox: omg sunny is so cute
moon: wow, look at those legs
rodox: no wait victoria is the best i'm going to marry her
moon: (singing in a girly high pitched voice) oppa oppa
rodox: i don't even care
moon: look at dem legs
rodox: soo yung is so amazing i'm going to marry her
(becs and i are giggling)
becs: how long is it going to take you if you can only marry 1 at a time?
rodox: i don't even care, it's so hard to hate on them
moon: they're just so cute
rodox: oh look at those rose petals falling
moon: look at that dove flying
rodox: oh check out dem legs, i don't even care
moon: oops i spilled juice on my keyboard
rodox: i don't even care, i can't help what i love i can't help it
moon: all about dem legs, oppa oppa!!!!!
(becs & cava facepalming)

cava changes her Skype status to 'rodox: i don't even care x39'
becs changes her Skype status to 'All about dem legs'

Also, hate Giles for recognising Kpop and mentioning Girls Generation which just started up the WHOLE conversation AGAIN just as they were about to get off it, GOSH. that took us about 2 whole HOURS

btw, the time is now like 7.02am

moon: haters

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 04:00

#126

Becs

Added to fantastic post by Cava:

Rodox: I don't
Rodox: I don't
Rodox: I don't even care.
Giles: What do they say about haters?
Moon: Haters gonna hate.
Becs: Facepalm
Becs: I don't even care.
Moon: Look at dem legs.
Moon: Look at them dresses.
Rodox: I know right?
Giles: You know it's all the same right?
Moon: Look at those dances and dresses...

Meanwhile cava and I are laughing our asses off and secretly posting to the forums.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 04:21

#127

Cavalries

moon: oppa! oppa!

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:35

#128

Becs

Newest EoS Saying

I don't even care.© - Rodox 2012

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:56

#129

Donjonjones

Kpop

Haters gonna hate.

Was so funny earlier, my face still hurts a bit from all the laughing.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 14:22

#130

Cavalries

AUSTERITY MEASURES

too much fun (see above) has resulted in me being BANNED FROM THE MUMBLE SERVER
no more SKYPE for cavabear on her computer
p.s. my brother has my steam password so no more SK @AV a minor malfunction in yr plan muhaha

tweet + text
tweet + text

Soltanis: By the way, you are such an outlaw. First ban on the server.

HELL YEAH
& don't you crazy kids forget it

by the way, Rep is a god
@Rep hi Rep, you are a god ♥
oh and @Nj I expect 30 days + 30 nights worth of loving when you are back in NY

BIG LOVE (we fly balloons on this fuel called love)
xx

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 12:48

#131

Dhmorgousbord

I noticed there hasn't been

I noticed there hasn't been any shenanigans lately.. /whyhasnttherebeenanyshenaniganslately

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 12:49

#132

Korakc

@Cytrixx We all are too lazy

@Cytrixx

We all are too lazy =X

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 13:15

#133

Becs

@kora

Well Cava and I did our part :p. /notlazy

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 14:32

#134

Korakc

@Becs yeah, and Moon too a

@Becs

yeah, and Moon too a bit, but I just laugh and move on with chat.

Sun, 06/10/2012 - 21:24

#135

Becs

Mmm... Popsicles

Another pressing issue for our times. The question of the popsicle and what it constitutes.

So, Moon and Rodox are popsicle fiends, or so I thought until I dug deeper...

Moon: Need another popsicle
Rodox: We have 2, 100 box
Becs: So what are these popsicles like...
Moon: Fla-vor-ice [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fla-Vor-Ice]
Becs: Those aren't popsicles those are freezies [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezie]
Becs: Dog, popsicles need a stick right?
Dog: Yeah, otherwise they are freezies
Becs: Exactly
Moon: Nunh... idc going to get another popsicle
Rodox: Popsicle time
Becs: So not popsicle, look up the wikipedia article
Moon: There are no references for that
Rodox: I totally need a reference
Becs: www.popsicle.ca, see it's so Canadian we even have popsicle.ca, notice everything on there has a stick
Moon: Of course it does, its a company
Becs: It was invented accidently, Epperson left a mixture of powdered soda and water and a stirring stick in a cup on his porch. Key word is STICK. [http://www.unilever.ca/brands/foodbrands/Popsicle.aspx]
Rodox: I don't even care
Moon: I guess Canadians are experts on all things frozen
Becs: I win, you guys are eating freezies

And the battle of popsicle vs freezie was won by Becca

Sun, 06/10/2012 - 21:40

#136

Becs

I also win because...

Moon and Rodox have just passed out on their keyboard and can't argue with me anymore...

Yeah for me and time differences.

Silence sometimes IS golden!

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 14:46

#137

Njthug

@Becs Continue of Moon and I

@Becs Continue of Moon and I talking about popsicles today:

Njthug: Popsicles have sticks silly
Moon: Does that mean all guys are popsicles??
Njthug: Hmm what would girls be?
Moon: Hmm, Popsicles still? Since there's a stick inside of them!
Njthug: Lmao hmm your onto something

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:12

#138

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

*checks "annoy Moonsoon" off of his "to-do" list*

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:46

#139

Avenged

Random Guild Talkings

So let me set up the premise for this....Lights? Camera! Action?!
I had just returned from a camping trip and a break from SK, something like 10 days. Prior to my leaving of SK, something UNSPEAKABLE happened. CootieCakes touched me...The following is my attempt to become cured of "CootieClap"

Avenged: I have to say something, that I never though I'd say
Njthug: Everyone hush Avenged is saying something
Avenged: Jade, I need you to touch me
Avenged: Only JAIDS can cure me from CootieClap
Jade-Rabbit: = o
Njthug: LMAO
Avenged: CootieClap is a more agressive version of JellyClap
Avenged: And she touched me 2 weeks ago
Avenged: help me...
Jade-Rabbit: I thought EoS was the cure to CootieClap
Korakc: nooo we lost another one
Oolon: I thought CootieClap was something only girls got
Avenged: No, it's only a preventative measure
Vawdrey: Avenged contracted a serious case of the "carpet munchies"
Avenged: I dun want no carpet munchies
INSERT SERIOUS PAUSE OF LIKE 45 SECONDS
Avenged: Alas, I am lost! Even jade refuses to touch me...
Avenged: I'm just gonna go cry in a corner somewhere, until CootieClap consumes me and I'm forced to join unity
Jade-Rabbit: fine fine I'm coming
Oolon: You could always go to Knightmare
Njthug: Brb (and thus he missed the remainder)
Jade-Rabbit: come here little boy
Jade-Rabbit: I'm gonna rub some icy hot on you
AND THERE WAS MUCH SPINNING AND TOUCHING AND RUBBING
Avenged: lol forget that, my mom just pulled up with Burritos
Avenged: You can touch me later

And thus I was cured. Because everyone knows. An EoS based disease cancels out every other disease...it must lest that person be consumed by it.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:14

#140

Avenged

Wig and Deg

So Wigzop and I were running FSC, and ran a rediculous amount yesterday. Learning that he was playing at 5am. I decided to inform him that if he were to die. I would leave him on the ground and begin doing the room without him. This is what happened after I finished the level. Now for your viewing pleasure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjPdYxQsJY8&feature=youtu.be

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:16

#141

Avenged

Random Double Post

Yeah, so my video double posted. Someone else should start posting shenanigans. :D

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:16

#142

Becs

Um... missing parts of the story...

So I log into mumble at a ridiculously early time and what do I walk into? The craziness of Wig and Avenged doing what ever boys do late at night...

Avenged, you missed this part:

Wig: Wouldn't it be funny if I CE rev'ed?
Becca: DO IT
Wig: It would mean I wouldn't have enough CE for vana, meh
Becca: I would send you the 10 CE
Avenged: It would ruin all this hard work
Wig: What ever, he's done all the work and I'm lazy, let him have his fun
Becca: You are totally nicer than me, I would have CE rev'ed
Avenged: Ok, turning on FRAPS and finding pills...

So, then I say, too bad I didn't record the mumble convo and post it along side the video... it's not like anyone hasn't done that to me and Rep, **cough, cough** Dog **cough, cough**

Also lame dude, I thought we discussed you needed epic music.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:52

#143

Avenged

@Becs

I wanted to make dramatic music. But if you have another song in mind. I can slap that on the video and upload that one for you if that's what you wish.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 18:14

#144

Yukabacera

DAT VIDEO, AVENGED. You made

DAT VIDEO, AVENGED.

You made Jame choke on her drink with that good job.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 20:57

#145

Wigzop

So we were on guild chat and

So we were on guild chat and I was hyper.. so thats when things started to go wrong o_O

Athrunn: I see everyone getting those +2 solstice boxes, i wish i can get one but i reached the spending limit :(
Wigzop: Wished i had the money to reach the spending limit >_<
DogRock:^
Athrunn: I actually regret, i couldda spent it on my car :(
Wigzop: Well i spent $10 bucks today.. thats 10 that cld have been used on a stripper
Aedium: Not even enough for a lap dance
Wigzop: Depends on the stripper ;)
Athrunn: I had a chick try to blow me when i was just chillin' in my car
Wigzop: o_O
Aedium: Wow that stepped up a notch
Athrunn: A complete stranger and she scared the crap outtta me
Mistr-Bananafruit: O_o
Wigzop: I wlndt b scared xD
Athrunn: Nah, i think you would because she didnt have any teeth... maybe around her 40's
Wigzop: Hmmmm.. i cld work with that
Aedium: Eww
Wigzop: Cant say i havent had worse
Aedium: Dude, you need to chill in nicer neighborhoods
Athrunn: well i guess you can close your eyes and imagine a mighty fine liday
Aedium: Wig, aren't u in highschool?
Wigzop: Yep.. graduated tho

A few minutes later after Avenged decided to put his pissy pants back on....

Aedium: So what is the situation when you had "worse"?
Aedium: Unless braces were involved
Wigzop: Ouch
Dogrock: O god no
Wigzop: Well u c... there was this poor hobo on the side of the street
Avenged: STFU wig. just STFU
Thesorrowofdeath: rofl
Aedium: Did that hobo have teeth?
Aedium: Or just a couple of really nasty onces?
Aedium: Did you get hepatitis C from the hobo?
Wigzop: Well one was green so im not sure fi ud consider that a tooth
Wigzop: It was oddly pleasing tho
Aedium: Spit or swallow?
Aedium: Probably needed the nutrients
Wigzop: Actually it was really awkward
Wigzop: Spit it back into their hands and put it in a jar.. i think she sold ti to a sperm bank
Avenged: Wig you're 1 step away from getting kicked from the party
Aedium: woah woah woah, i thought this was a story about giving food to a hobo

So the moral of this story is........ Dont ever, EVER feed a hobo.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:16

#146

Becs

Oh wow...

That certainly stepped things up a notch or two...

DON'T. KNOW. WHAT. TO. SAY.

Must delete mental images from my mind in some way... /e bangs head against desk...

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:51

#147

Porcrhind

I WILL NOT BE A BYSTANDER OF THIS MADNESS

So when I read this these thoughts went through my head: Lol, ewwww, creepy, but the there is one thing I want to do JOIN EOS!!!!
Now Good bye.

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 17:15

#148

Cavalries

So maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe I came

So maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe I came on SK when I wasn't supposed to, but my last exam is today so shhhhhhh. Anyway, funny things have already begun happening since I've been back:

keys, sprites & totems no longer appear for me so I can now do this

During the prestige mission w/ DMT and Minidwarf, I'm dead due to lag and Minidwarf says:
MD: Cava, why are you lying down
me: I'm tired! it's time for YOU to be on top
(MD sits on top of me)

he doesn't love me though because he's involved with too many people...

Trias: ?
Shoebox: trias, im pregnant and i think its yours
Trias: lol
Shoebox: im a [cog] okay? gosh
Mr-Mini-Dwarf: but trias is my wife
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Shoebox: trias is my baby's daddy
Mr-Mini-Dwarf: well.........
Trias: You do realize my real wife is reading over my shoulder, do you?

badumtss

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 17:28

#149

Cavalries

silly aussies

After running the prestige mission with me...

[Cavalries gives Fallout a big hug.]
[Cavalries gives Mr-Mini-Dwarf a big hug.]
MD: How do you do that? I always forget
MD: Is there a punch action?
[Cavalries punches Mr-Mini-Dwarf.]
[Fallout engulfs Mr-Mini-Dwarf in his jaws.]
(Then all three of us are just giggling silly in Mumble - MD's laughter is the best, it's like a cross between geese squawking and hiccups <3)
MD: How do you do it? How do you do that?
Fallout: It's the same as steam
[Mr-Mini-Dwarf im not fat]
Fallout: You're doing it wrong
[Mr-Mini-Dwarf fallouts giving out free ce]
MD: I like this thing. It really gets people's attention.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 14:54

#150

Becs

Everyone knows that people in EOS are PRO!

And NJ, as GM is uber brolic and whatnot. It is the whatnot that is undefinable. Here is an example of our GM in action.

Giles (aka DonJohnJones aka worst name I have ever seen) is working his way through his missions. Becs gets a message:

[following messages edited for typos]
Giles: I'm trying to do a level in SK. Not great playing on my own
Giles: I have no idea what is going on so I'ma rage quit lol
Giles: Nj is helping me now, after a rant in /g. I was just saying ffffffff diiiiieeeeeiiiiiinnnnngggg

I log onto mumble and find out that the run Giles and NJ are on is Romulus Twins. This is Giles's first Rom run, and NJ is so brolic there won't be any problems right? Of course right.....

Level Before Boss:
Nj: Giles, you handle the switches, I'll deal with the monsters
Giles: ok, both sides are the same right?
Nj: no, they alternate
Giles: the are the same
Nj: no
Becs: Oh god, you aren't doing Romulus are you?
Nj: Giles, you need to hit the switches
Becs: This may not end well. You remember the last run NJ?
Nj: You shhh
Becs: Laughs
[Rodox logs on]

Boss level:
Nj: [boring explanation to giles about how to do Rom]
Becs: No, Nj, tell him what you did last run when you insisted on switching
Nj: Whaaa... I didn't know you needed to alternate hitting the twins...
Becs: Yeah, the pink shield isn't used anywhere else in the game. Those tricky Devs...
Nj: They are very tricky.... what this is hard...
Becs: Dude, you've been playing this game longer than I have....
Nj: Your name shouldn't be becca-the-brave, but becca-the-mean
Nj: So Giles, you want to switch or should I
Giles: No plan, lets just go chaos mode, more fun that way
Rodox: This isn't good...

... and the "Brave" knights start the battle...

Nj: Switching now
Giles: Ok what do we do again?
NJ: We try to hit the puppies with the rockets
Giles: Ok
NJ: Ok, hit the rocket
Giles: ok

... 5min elapse... much censored cursing and giggling by all

Rodox: Have you even gotten to the laser stage?
Giles: WTF? Both rockets move?
NJ: Yeah bro, Giggling
Rodox: you are only at that stage???
Becs: Oh god….
Nj: Becca shhh

… 10min elapse… more cursing and giggling by all

Rodox: Lasers yet?
Giles: Oh god there’s a heart!!
Nj: Yeah bro! Right on! GET IT!
Giles: Damn I missed the switch, I was standing right next to it and I missed it!
Nj: Giggles
Giles: Damn I missed again!
Becs: Wow….
Rodox: … It’s been 10 min…

… 15min elapse… more cursing and giggling by all

Rodox: Lasers yet? It’s been 15 min?
Nj: Giles, it’s all you bro
Becs: Nj, how long have you been playing this game?
Nj: Becca…. Shhh
Giles: Lets just kill the little robots to get hearts
Nj: This may end up being a 1000ce rev kind of run…
Rodox and Becs: Numerous snide comments that can’t be remembered at the moment

…30min elapse… Becs and Rodox’s sides hurt from laughing

Giles: Oh [poopoo] missiles are dropping everywhere...
Rodox: Are you at the lasers yet? It’s been 30 min…
Giles: How long does this boss take? So annoying…
Becs: Can be done in like 3 min if you’re lucky
Nj: Becca shhh, not true. Becca-the-mean.
Becs: Ok, I exaggerate, like 4 mins
Giles: Fffff. Damn I missed the switch.

…40min elapse… Becs and Rodox’s literally on the floor

Giles: All I could hear was bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt and I’m like what... oh its laser beams
Rodox: LOL
Nj: We can do this, we can!
Becs: ha ha ha ha ha
Nj: Come over here, I’ll protect you from the lasers
Giles: Ok, what are we doing again? How many times do we need to hit the Gun puppies?
Nj: I. Don’t. Know. LOL
Giles: Yes! Got it!
Nj: We Did It!
Rodox and Becs: Congrats! Good Job! (In best teacher voice)

And the epic gun puppy battle ended in a victory! With only one 1000ce rev!

Now everyone knows the uber brolic awesomeness of Njthug and Giles (aka silly name).

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