Spiral Knights - PvE IS SO UNBALANCED

PvE IS SO UNBALANCED

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Fri, 02/03/2012 - 04:38

Psychodestroyer

I mean come ON.

On a solo run we COMPLETELY outnumber them 1 to like 200. And don't even try bring in parties of 2+.

How unfair is that? They have an attack repertoire of like 2 on average, there are at most 20 of them trying to get us at any given moment, they have front line medics, support mobs, long range turrets, sometimes periodic invincibility, invulnerability to most of the stage's various hindrance traps, Heavy reinforcements, status dealers, bombs, explosive hazards, missiles, a whole pocketful of office furniture/garbage/fireballs(?)/and malfunctioning electrical components, swords, claws, a rage mode with a trident-stick-thingy, ghost cats with energy projectiles, BIGGER ghost cats, creepy totem thingies that stop them from dying permanently and a big bad baws to back them up.

There's no WAY they'll EVER be able to overcome our vastly superior firepower and numbers.

NERF KNIGHTS NAO.

THEN NERF THAT NERF CUZ THE NERF'LL BE TOO OP.

Then nerf THAT nerf cuz that nerf will un-nerf the last nerf too far.

Then gimme cookie. I hungry.

To do list:
-Blah
-Blahblahblah
-Start a riot. 'Monsters have feelings', 'Nerf knights nao', '1 beating 9001=no fair' etc...
-eat cookie.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 05:32

Xylka-Mkii

I lold

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 05:36

Shue-Donnym

Wat

'Monsters have feelings'
I like to tell myself they don't. Does wonders for my conscience.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 05:38

Xylka-Mkii

kind of funny how our avatars

kind of funny how our avatars are both monsters though :)

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:02

Shidara

Oh goodness me...

I have no idea why, but this is making me laugh. +1

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:03

Mirmulnir

No one cares about the family

No one cares about the family of that gremlin you just killed.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:04

Demonicsothe

Icwutudidthar

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:06

Shidara

Also.

This totally belongs in Suggestions, by the way. ;)

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:33

Rangerwillx

Gremlins..

Think about the gremlin mender which is last alive.. he won't harm you.
All he's trying to do is protect his fellow gremlin.. he loves them. They're family.
But we're knights, we don't care. We go kill all the families, all the gremlins who love each other.

Who didn't even want us any harm.

They just want their property.. we're destroying their home and families.

;_;

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:46

Axonio

But if you nerf the knights where will I get my mad headshots? where will I kill scrubs for the sake of killing?

I guess PvP will do it.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:47

#10

Iskender

Yes, down with the knights!

Yes, down with the knights! Let Haven burn! Give the monsters their clockworks back!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 09:46

#11

Gwenyvier

I am a Devil-IT and I approve

I am a Devil-IT and I approve this message.

~Newg

*Paid for by the committee to elect Devil-IT next Pit Boss.*

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 14:35

#12

Iron-Volvametal

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"Think about the gremlin mender which is last alive.. he won't harm you."

I don't kill Lone Menders unless it's an Arena, cause they're awesome. :D

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 14:53

#13

Darkbrady

Except Greavers, which are

Except Greavers, which are IMPOSSIBURU!!!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 15:16

#14

Renpartycat

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Well, I WOULD support your thread and give a list of problems and solutions related to the balance of lockdown, but I'd get banned for having an honest opinion.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 15:19

#15

Darkbrady

Lockdown? Didju tl;dr the

Lockdown? Didju tl;dr the thread?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 15:23

#16

Renpartycat

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>mfw I actually confused PvE for PvP

In my opinion, this wouldn't have happened unless we--*banned*

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 15:29

#17

Demonicsothe

I read eury's post, it wasn't

I read eury's post, it wasn't a ban on honest opinion. But take it whichever way you will ren.

Just don't derail this thread.

on topic: I propose we make all the knights dive nekkid.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 15:40

#18

Renpartycat

Going back on topic, inb4 ban

So if OP thinks that Knights are overpowered, why not give each monster a slight buff? Not in raw power, but maybe in their utility, as it might crate some challenging foes to fight on the battlefield.

Then again, I'm probably getting banned for having an opinion again so everything I say is useless.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 15:43

#19

Darkbrady

Enough of it Ren, we're

Enough of it Ren, we're already bored of it.

And the way things are goin', it's more likely that Knights'll get nerfed than monsters get buffed.
I mean, when was the last time any monsters in the game got buffed? And there was a huge nerfpatch a few weeks ago, there's not suddenly gunna be a monster buffpatch unless we start a huge rally.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 15:52

#20

Renpartycat

@Darkbrady

Bored of what? If you're bored of the game I guess you can try something else.

But you do have a point there, considering the fact that shields got stealth nerfed. It's possible that knights are getting nerfed.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 16:56

#21

Moonsoon

I hate these forums

another quality thread ruined because renpartycat doesn't know a joke when he sees one....

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:10

#22

God-King

Good thread

Good thread destroyed.

Thanks a lot man.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 01:36

#23

Psychodestroyer

DUDE

Wth manz! I mean dude y u bring in your twoubles into mai thread...uh, random counter argument insert here.

Knights need nerf cuz we're too OP!! Y no1 c dis!?

I mean, with our sheer numbers at the very least, monsters don't stand a CHANCE.

Vastly outmanned, gunned, sworded, bombed, etc, the monsters don't even try anymore! Do you see them when they spawn!? They're like: 'Ugh, time to die AGAIN' and can't be bothered moving until they're bored!

CRADLE CANNOT CONTINUE LIKE THIS. The knights will destroy the WORLD!

And I never got my cookie.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 01:55

#24

Shidara

Whoops, I knew I forgot something!

I'm sorry Psychodestroyer, but I accidentally all the cookies. D:

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:01

#25

Tuhui

How do you know they aren't

How do you know they aren't just tricking us by showing only a small portion of their fighting force and not fighting to full potential? Make your opponents overconfident then cut them down when they think they don't have to try very hard? How do you explain them getting dumber? They are giving us a false sense of security and when we are at our weakest they will destroy us.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 15:45

#26

Psychodestroyer

That's why we have Max in backup. And Zenith. They're watching our backs.

EDIT:

"I'm sorry Psychodestroyer, but I accidentally all the cookies" ~Shidara

"but I accidentally all the cookies"

"accidentally all the cookies."

"accidentally (?) all the cookies"

.....

You what all the cookies? Hm?

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 16:06

#27

Oakgear

Poem

Gremlins are sortta' red
Trojans aren't blue
This thread was once funny
But I got bored to

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 16:08

#28

Psychodestroyer

Yea...

Sadly, I have to agree. It died at 'opinions get banned.'

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 19:23

#29

Nicoya-Kitty

@Psychodestroyer I think you

@Psychodestroyer I think you accidentally the joke

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 19:41

#30

Psychodestroyer

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I think you accidentally the thread.

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