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Mon, 02/20/2012 - 06:34
No-Thanks

I got the idea from this post, where someone posted a picture with Scrooge McDuck. I've liked that duck, since i was a little kid, but i've never heard the english name, so i googled it and accidentally typed a "F" instead of a "D".

Share your funny typo stories here, but be careful not to type out vulgar words (;

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 09:06
#1
Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
I was on fsc, when some guy

I was on fsc, when some guy from unity joined us. He was equiped with a chaos set, so i inquisitively asked him, "Are you really using that chaos set? o_o"

Unfortunatly in "set," i put X instead of T....

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:42
#2
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
^

Same here. FSC run, and I was going to tell my team the movement plan, but I had to stop them running off first.

I was SUPPOSED to say, 'Gimme a sec', but the 'c' became an 'x'

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 12:18
#3
Guardianknight's picture
Guardianknight
Haha those ^ are funny.

I don't swear or use any kind of vulgar words; I don't even use stuff like @'s or $'s in place of letters.
However, I recently got a new laptop and as I was talking to a friend (we were talking about two items and who
would get which one) I'm sure I typed "I don't like picking" but instead it said "I don't like @$#@ing." He just
looked and me and I tried to say sorry but it came out as $#@$#.

Strange because what I was trying to type and what actually came out are on two seperate sides
of the keyboard. Still don't know how it happened.

The one and only, Guardianknight.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 09:28
#4
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
One time...

I was talking to my friend and he asked me if I wanted to do a JK run I said "sure" but accidentally hit the h key so I came out "shure" which for some reason the game thinks it's a bad word so he saw: @#$%!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 17:17
#5
Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath
Two conversations

Most of my funny moments are when I'm trying to do 3 conversations at once.
The latest one I can remember was something like this in LD all chat:
- Guy1: Curse those recons! [Me being a recon with 15k dam by the end of the match]
- Guy2: Yeah they are so dam broken!
- Guy1: Wtf! How did you hit me with a DA combo without a recon mark showing up [Maybe because you were typing/standing perfectly still, with no elemental armor...]
- Guy2: I hate recons that do that!
Too which I wanted to respond sarcastically, "It's ok... We hate you too :3"
However, I replaced the /s with /g. So over in guild chat there was...
- Guildmate: The IMF is so annoying!
- Guildmate: I swear retrodes absolutely despise me!
- Me: It's ok... We hate you too :3

Just recently before the last update, I remember having fun times with the loading screen messing up my typing. At the end of a Lockdown match, if I am typing something yet get interrupted by a loading screen, the half-completed message carries over. I remember there were a Dusker and a guy in Rock Jelly armor who kept spamming Kilowatt Pulsars (not 4*, but 3* pulsars), so I decided to respond by swapping to Gunslinger and spaming Polaris only for the entire match. In the end I got a surprising 6.5k damage. While just seconds away from telling my guildmates this, a loading screen interrupted me, and then I noticed who was on the opposing team. The end result was this:
- Me: BOOYAH! I got 6500 dam with only a PolarFUUUUUUU! Exileddread!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 18:13
#6
Saphykun's picture
Saphykun
Back in the preview event

Back in the preview event when many things were broken, I made a LOT of typos because resizing my client would crash Spiral Knights, so I had to play with an oversized SK client. Best to play Spiral Knights on a PC/Desktop, yeah? :D

My worst one is accidently misspelling "exist":
"it doesnt isext!"
*facepalm*

Getting off on a tangent, our airport misspelled the word "exits" to "exist", so it would read "There are x amount of exist". Must be a thing where I live. :)

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 03:22
#7
Jambay's picture
Jambay
i highly doubt you missed the

i highly doubt you missed the 't' key for the 'x' key
look at your keyboard.... not now, now!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:47
#8
Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
^

Don't blame you for posting that. I was skeptical when I typed it too...

Now that I think of it, I try to type waaay to fast.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 09:25
#9
Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
,........

Double post...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:57
#10
Azgamer's picture
Azgamer
Hope this counts...

Ok this wasn't exactly a typo as much as it was my phones auto-correct, but whatever. My friends know that when I reply a text message with "heh" it means I found it a little funny. Well my auto-correct likes to change it to a completely different word. Let's just say I've had to explain why I responded with Jehovah quite a few times.....

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