Spiral Knights - [Game] The Duel

[Game] The Duel

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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 06:48

Ebil-Bunny

Okay, this isn't exactly an RP, but something I got an idea for a long time ago, and I decided to let other people play if they really want to. I won't be angry if you don't want to (Not that I could, seeing that it wouldn't show). Anyway, back to the point. The idea of the game is to beat the the poster before you.

eg:
Billy: A rock
Jack: A pickax. {Mines rock}
Billy: Rust. {Ruins pickax}
Larry: A can of rust remover. {Removes rust}
Jack: A knife. {Cuts the can of rust remover}
ect.

Or you can defend the poster before the last poster.

eg:
Billy: A rock
Jack: A pickax {Mines rock}
Larry: A shield {Defends rock}

Rules
1) No super powerful stuff. (A black hole.)
2) Make sure you tell what it does. ({Shoots the man})
3) No making up things that don't exist. (A light saber)

That about all there is to it. :)

I'll start:

A man. {Nothing, there is nobody to kill}

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 07:16

Stormwillcome

Lol..

A gun. Kills man.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 07:34

Ebil-Bunny

A hammer. {Smashes gun}

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 08:40

Azure-Orbit

Move this thread

This thread should belong to Gremlin chatter, I suggest that you get a mod to move it. This forum is for fan-stuff related to Spiral Knights. So unless the methods of killing are the same as in-game, this thread needs to be moved.
And to avoid being a killjoy, I will post in this game too (well for now at least :P)

Lava {melts hammer}

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 09:02

Ebil-Bunny

@Azure-Orbit

I thought this was for stuff like games, books, art, ect. And it is spiral knightsish. You could put "Wolver {Eats man}" lol. Okay, so how do I get a mod to move it? Oh, thanks for informing me about this. I would hate to get kicked over something I had no idea about.

Water {Cools lava}

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 10:44

Happyapathy

toilet {flushes water} Um...

toilet {flushes water}

Um... that's the best i can do

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 11:01

Ebil-Bunny

It's okay, just do your best, and you'll get along fine. :)

A clump of dirt. {Blocks the toilet pipe}

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 14:33

Valorai

A plunger (Unclogs toilet

A plunger (Unclogs toilet full of dirt)

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 15:12

Ebil-Bunny

An ax {Chops wooden handle of

An ax {Chops wooden handle of the plunger}

I updated this game! Now you can defend. See top for details.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 16:46

Valorai

I WILL SAVE YOU MY

I WILL SAVE YOU MY PLUNGER!!!

(Wooden handle is turned into metal handle)

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 17:55

#10

Zinco

haha

flamethrower {melts the plunger and set atgatg on fire}

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:39

#11

Jmtheawesome

Counterhaha

*uses a Waterthrower to soak the flamethrower's oil supply*

(Only I set Atgatg on fire >_>)

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:32

#12

Kaijuhunter

ATTACK

NOOOOO ATGATG I SHALLZ SAVE YAZ FOR NO REASON AT ALL

*Defends Atgatg with a snarbolax cub*

HAHAHA!

*strikes back with a sword: cuts water gun in half

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:35

#13

Rangerwillx

*Unleashes Fang of Vog charge on sword decapitating it.*

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:41

#14

Kaijuhunter

YEAH WELL HERE

(bichslapped!)
Na jk here it is

(DIVINE AVENGAH)
Na 2 strong i guess...

[throws water at FANG OF VOG]

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 05:59

#15

Ebil-Bunny

I have a water proof blanket and you don't!

This is going a bit off topic... Atgatg, what exactly turned your plunger into metal? Your supposed to say what you have, and what you do with it. But since this is new, I'll let it go.

I whip out my water proof blanket and block the water.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 12:50

#16

Isisdelltion

I sleep. SLEEP POWARS!

I sleep.
SLEEP POWARS! ACTIVATE!

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:31

#17

Valorai

I rise from da ded and use

I rise from da ded and use the handy arm knife on the water proof blanket Jm gave me when he cut off mai arms.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 15:36

#18

Ebil-Bunny

I dump a bucket of sand on

I dump a bucket of sand on the knife, Dulling it.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 20:46

#19

Isekuube

I get a stone sword sharpener

I get a stone sword sharpener thing and sharpens the knife I take it and stab all of you! :P

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 06:26

#20

Ebil-Bunny

I pull out a pickax out of my

I pull out a pickax out of my sack of infinity, and mine your knife sharpener. (Isekuube, everyone is invincible in this. That's why you try to ruin there object.)

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 06:49

#21

Valorai

Kitten. *Distracts Ebilbunny

Kitten. *Distracts Ebilbunny while I throw the pickaxe over the cliff into the crashing waves below*

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 08:14

#22

Ebil-Bunny

But there was a net in the

But there was a net in the way, so I get my pick back. :)

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 08:17

#23

Isekuube

How's this?

But then I drop an anvil onto the net, it snaps therefore you never get your pickaxe back!

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 09:57

#24

Valorai

Then a blue whale jumps up

Then a blue whale jumps up from the waves and swallows it!

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 10:24

#25

Isekuube

But then...

an epic face nuke explodes the whale!

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 12:42

#26

Valorai

I defend the pickaxe now

I defend the pickaxe now XD

The pickaxe flyies through the air with the whale guts and lands in a nest of vultures where it is given a loving, nuturung family.

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 14:36

#27

Isekuube

But then...

The Vultures start getting starving and start to eat the Pickaxe!

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 15:24

#28

Kaijuhunter

I grab a Sentenza and shoot

I grab a Sentenza and shoot the vultures down... LIKE A BOSS

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 16:02

#29

Isekuube

But then...

I cast a spell making a person who shoots it get knocked unconsious for 2 posts! ;D

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:36

#30

Ebil-Bunny

2nd post!

Kaij is no longer unconscious, not that she ever was, BECAUSE I had cast a anti-spell spell, so your spell never worked. I have a feeling that these spells are made up, so I'm going to skip back to Kaij.
I use my trusy hammer (see post 2) to bust the Sentenza. CRUNCH!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:38

#31

Isekuube

But then...

I melt your gun with a flame thrower!

(Oh, btw, is this supposed to be in Gremlin Chatter? Just wondering...)

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:26

#32

Valorai

BOOM!

I nuke your flamethrower!

The whole area is radioactive. O_O

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:59

#33

Ravenevan

I have a radioactive suit and

I have a radioactive suit and a grenade launcher.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:18

#34

Kaijuhunter

HUZZAH

ULTIMATE SPAM MOOOVE...! TROLLER, LVL 1, I CHOOSE... me.

Cuts open the radioactive suit with a machete then breaks the grenade launcher with Isis' face. Sry Isis.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 08:01

#35

Ebil-Bunny

I dump a bucket of water on

I dump a bucket of water on the machete, rusting it. Now it's weak, flimsy, and useless. >:)

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 12:50

#36

Kaijuhunter

...

Kaijuhunter thinks 'Were using the same basic things... Oh well.' oh btw u didnt do anything about Isis. I broke the grenade launcher with his-i think Isis is a boy- face.

*Kaijuhunter drinks the water. Delicious.*

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 14:02

#37

Ebil-Bunny

But before it got to your

But before it got to your belly, I chop your head off with a butcher knife, spilling the water everywhere. Oops!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 14:11

#38

Valorai

But I use Ebil's face as a

But I use Ebil's face as a mop! (Sorry Ebil)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 06:48

#39

Ebil-Bunny

(You where supposed to kill the knife...)

But I still have my knife, so I cut your mop into teeny pieces. *Screams* *Blood spilling on the floor* *Guts strung on the walls* (Yuck)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:18

#40

Isekuube

lol Ebil I thought we were invincible! D:

I use the power of good and take your knife, then I use the power of dark and chop your head off with your knife. (Oh, the irony!)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 13:28

#41

Valorai

But then I use the power of

But then I use the power of AWESOME and destroy both ur powers!

(Wait, is that even real?)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 16:13

#42

Ebil-Bunny

(@'Atgatg' No, you're right,

(@'Atgatg' No, you're right, it is NOT real, which means I'll have to go to the one before you, but THAT'S not real, so I have to go before THAT, but that is MY post, so I can't post until someone beats me legibly.)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 16:19

#43

Valorai

O_O

But I have some water...........

which rusts the knife......

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 16:30

#44

Ebil-Bunny

But then...

I use a sponge to absorb up the water. I don't like all that extra work, though, so I got my mecha knight to do it. (You can ether kill the knight, or the sponge, your pick.)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 16:34

#45

Kaijuhunter

BOOM

Dismantles Knight with a Wolver and gets Mr. Krabs to kill Spongebob.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 16:36

#46

Tevokkia

EDIT: Seems like I was a bit late to the party. In that case ...

My box of sewing needles does piercing damage. There goes the wolver!

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 16:59

#47

Valorai

NOOO! Not the wolver! But the

NOOO! Not the wolver!

But the wolver had anti-piercing armor!

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 17:12

#48

Kaijuhunter

ISIS, I CHOOSE U

HAIL NAW PIERCING IS PWND BY ISISDELLTION

I slam Isis' face onto the armor, therefore starting NWll (nacho war ll). AHDUH PWND

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 17:39

#49

Ebil-Bunny

A bit of modding.

@'Atgatg' Anti-piercing armor doesn't exist, so I'm just going to pretend that it is wearing armor that is strong to pierce (Which does pretty much the same thing).
@'Kaij' Isis isn't here, so you can't smash his face into the armor, and there is NO NWll (At least, never on MY topic while I'm alive).
Rewinding to before post #48... Done!

I use my T3 Shadow tech alchemer to kill your wolfer-wearing-"anti-pierce"-armor. (You can't have two armors, by the way, so don't try to do it. You could use a shield or a black to protect it, though.)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 20:08

#50

Kaijuhunter

NOPE JUST CHUCKTESTA

PFAH! KAIJUHUNTER TAKES ORDERS FROM NO ONE... except my mom. Lol, jk, jk.

I take my skelly shield and block Atgatg. NO ONE KILLS HER BUT ME.

Now i break ur Shadow driver with my super badass Argent peacemaker. Because evil is dumb. Yeah.

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