I get Obi-Wan to keel u!
[Game] The Duel
But then darth vader comes and killd obi-won!
Ima counter myself :3
But then: "Its a trap!"
The death star blows up with vader in it. O_O
I turn into the spy from TF2 an place sapper on the trap, so it breaks, and the death star lives on!
I take a Blitz Needle in one hand and a Plague Needle in teh other and start shooting the crap out of anything that poses a threat to me >:D
I clog the working parts of both guns with gunk, rendering them unable to fire.
Astonished, I scoop the green gook out of my guns with a spoon disgusted, I throw the spoon along with the booger green gook and start firing at Tev.
I take cover behind a tower shield and deflect your shots back at you.
Your deflector thing breaks under the awesome power of pierce!
It's an explosive tower shield, set to self-destruct 15 seconds after taking debilitating damage. I throw it at you during the countdown and roll out of the way.
I throw a hat box which knocks it back to Tevokkia before it explodes.
I come down from the death star (see post 106), and as I fall I see the bomb. I use my remote control, and destroy the bomb with lasers from a satellite. KABOOM!!!! Oops! I destroyed the topic! Help! But since I'm the maker of this topic, I rewind it back to the time before the explosion. Oh, no! I went to far! *Rewinded back to post 107* Ah, fail. Now the next poster must re-kill Isekuube's guns.
Newcomer mythrilhero arrives jumps and fires a flaming HADOUKEN! guns are destroyed.
Well, considering I am wearing a Vog Cub Coat, it blocks the flames! I get new guns (Sentenza and Argent Peacemaker, holoding it as the same way as before) and I run after Mythrilhero and shoot like a madman!
But I use my Ironmight plate shield to defend Mythrilhero.
I use my 5* Antigua on your shield, and after a bit of shooting, your shield dies. THEN I LAUNCH YOU TO OBLIVION!!!! (Using an atom bomb.)
PIE! *splats the barrel of antigua*
I eat the Pie (Yes, Pie deserves to be capitalized) off your (Sentenza or Argent Peacemaker). Shoot Pow >:D
I replaced the ammo in both your guns with Pie flavor Pie and all of your bullets are harmless.
Pie is the most harmfull substance one the Earth if used correctly adn offencively, so the bullets now do quadruple the damage it did before!
HAH! but i get the "i like trains kid" and he says: i like trains and you get hit by a train (PEARNARENARENAH!)
NUCLEAR MINEFIELD! *train runs on nuclear mines* (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
I am stuck on the front of the train because it's going so fast and I a mnot in teh explosion! But... SOMEBODY GET ME OFF OF THIS THIIIIIIIING!
I SAVE U! *throws Isekuube back into Haven*
I create love RTs and use them on this thread.
The thread is then wiped out then reformed as a hugfest.
I drink chroma tears in my balcony watching me win in a peaceful way.
You will NOT win! I pull out my Sentenza and shoot Atrum off the balcony adn placing a spike trap that never goes away where he lands!
The Rts are GOLD(invincible) and is in effect.
You lose your weapons and is filled with positive emotions. You save me and we are all happy.
Peace.
Of course, I just "accidentally" tip over a crate full of the Swarm, and it all spills out. Although the gold RTs cannot be destroyed, the are shadowed and covered by the Swarm. Now that the RTs are gone, we go back to killing each other.
(The Swarm isn't really a weapon, so I'm going to use a 2nd item)
I then charge at Atrum with my Gran Faust. Will someone protect him? Who knows...
I have a mini portable RT that make you happy and stop assulting me.
I use this one to free the other two.
I throw my Divine Avenger to block the Gran Faust from hitting Atrum :P
I give you a mini Love RT.
I break you Love RT, throw it into a pit of grievers, zombies, and other monsters. Then I push you into a DIFFERENT hole full of monsters. Will Atrum get out alive? See on next episode of (Drum role) The Duel!
i was talking to Korakc. And the Love RTs are GOLDEN(invincible).
So the monsters are shot with the power of love and help me get up. Your mind is stripped of violent thoughts as you become peaceful.
So I crft a Grand Fasut and slash at Atrum
And fill you with positive emotions. Then, the swarm can not comphrehend this love and explodes, going back to the SLs.
I grab a freezing atomizer and get ready to chuck it at anyone who opposes me *eccept Atrum it seems we have an alliance for now*
Gran Fasuts and put on the SNarbolax set* Using the power of shadow I deftly dodge your attacks while the Gran Faust's are humming woith shadow power, I manage to get a hit or two on Korakc and Atrum, but it has not vanquished them yet, I close in for the kill...
I bring logic onto Cradle, causing the Gran Faust's shadow powers to fail.
FORCE MIND TRICK! *kills logic AND Faronel*
I PRY OFF YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SCISSORS AND STOMP ON YOUR HANDS
YOU DIE FROM SHOCK
No, you had to stop the force. I EAT YOUR SCISSORS AND FEET!
YOUR HANDS ARE A BLOODY PULP
YOU FAILED AND I STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A BRANCH AND SET IT ON FIRE
But the branch disintegrates before you touch him! Therefore YOU burn!
GRAVITON VORTEXES! *sucks Atrum and his RT's in*
Gravitons don't work on RTs idiot, and their golden. They use hearts to change you into a nicer person
Pow's logic on Force Push fails. Force push only pushes seerus a few virtual miles in game and your attack fails.