EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT

Quite true, Necro. Its my turn. All forum goers watching SNN, know this! JANEF has taken steps to build Pow walls around the SNN studio and other important places, such as the Embrace the Dark threads. Dont be alarmed though. BE HORRIFIED! Dont wory though, JANEF, (The Joint Alliance of Nacho Eating Friends) and OEFC (Other Exotic Foods Coalition) will escort all civvies to the now reinforced Pow walls. Talk to Isisdelltion for passage to the haven of the Pow walls. Isekuube and I shall hold the troll off until everyone has been escorted to a safe location. For now, get your bags, crowns, and especially your Levi's ready, as you may need to fight Pow in order to get to the Walls.

This is reporter Kaiju, signing out.

"ICE, INCOMI-"

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Breaking news

a brunch of rare harmless monster was being spotted in clockwork by the DG guild .

made by laylla .

Another incident in Emberlight has caused massive damage! A gremlin was caught smuggling red and white blocks with "TNT" written on them, in a bag, and it didn't look suspicous at first, eyewitnesses said, but then a torch with a red flame fell onto the bag with the blocks inside. Eyewitnesses heard hissing, then a massive explosion rocked the city and caused seismic quakes that could be felt as high as Haven. When the news crew arrived here, we saw collateral damage that caused a massive hole where the disaster happened. The smuggler and 69 others have been confirmed dead in the blast, and 157 have been injured, 74 of them seriously.

"It lit up the sky, and scared me dearly much, so I called my best friend Gengar about this." The desk clerk said when asked what he saw when the catastrophe happened. "He couldn't believe me until I told him to come here, and we looked down to see a massive gaping hole where the city center was."

"The massive fireball that appeared following the hissing terrified the young Mewkats and Chromalisks to the point where a mewkat fainted from pure terror." Nonna, the representative of the Emberlight Adoption Agency said. "Fortunately, the mewkat woke up a few hours after the incident."

"We saw metal and debris raining down on us. Our research has been halted until we can dispose of the materials, although I saw sand and grey dust coating some of the materials, and the torch was found to be snapped in half." Vaelyn said. As mentioned, research on the core has been halted.

Tune in later for the investigation into the shocking blast that has now confirmed to have killed 87 after several succumbed to their injuries.

In other news, during a Vanaduke run, Princesspuff gave birth to Future-Storm after the Vanaduke battle, at the treasure platform! The child has come out alright, despite fears that the stress from fighting Vanaduke would kill the newborn male.

"Princess fell to her knees suddenly and told me that something is coming out. I was completely shocked, as I pulled my Leviathan blade out for the newborn to reach to grab and I pulled it out. My worst worry it was going to die when the newborn came out, but it was alright, other than the fact that he got surprised by confetti when he broke a red treasure box." Phantom said, when questioned by me.

Now to move onto sports news!
Knightmare has defeated Coup de Grace in the first semi finals match of the Lockdown 2012 cup! Meanwhile, Guild has dominated Aurora in the second match! Now, who will win the finals? Knightmare? Or Guild? Stay tuned to find out!

Now for our obituary.

Name: Zero-Teh-Hero
Rank: Knight
Date of Death: 07/07/12
Location of Death: Depth 25 - Leigon of Almire - Inner Sanctum
Cause of Death: Zero went missing in action about 15 minutes after He, Kristopher/Phantomhamachi, Tsuna, and Princesspuff were assigned to locate a almire codex. Princess reported that a Almirian Crusader got him engaged in close-range combat, a skill he was never good at. He was stabbed to death trying to defend himself, and upon death, where he asked Tsuna to take the Penta-Heart pendant off him, fell off the side of the bridge he was on. His dual Valiances and his pendant have been recovered, although his body's location is unknown. The recon module he had stated he was falling towards a sphere of bright white light, which implies that he might be in the core, like alpha squad might be.

Name: Future-Storm
Birth date: 07/08/12
Place of birth: Depth 28 - Firestorm Citadel - Throne Room
Parents: Kristopher/Phantomhamachi and Princesspuff.

Now, last but not least, the Weather!
Severe Thunderstorm and Tornado Watches are in effect for haven as a group of rotating severe thunderstorms and supercells approaches the city. The troubling storms have comfirmed 386 tornadoes so far. Should you hear the sirens go off, hide in your basement, closet or bathroom, and if you're spelunking, the elevator to haven will be unavailable until the tornado has dissipated. We've had 129 deaths and 653 injuries so far. This could be the storm of the century!

Now Severe Thunderstorm warnings are issued for Haven! These systems will stay overhead haven for the next 144 hours or six days. Please be careful and if you cannot find shelter, lie in a ditch with your hands over your head, or head indoors to tornado shelters that have been set up across the city.

That's all for now, and I'll be seeing you next time! Kristina Kats, signing off!

Kristina Kats here with a news update on the explosive blocks! It turns out the special flame on the torch reacts to gunpowder, a gray, explosive dust to make it hiss and explode. Exploding gunpowder causes more gunpowder around it to ignite, and we've salvaged all the camera tapes, all showing one perfect reason why the disaster happened. We now know that the deadly disaster that has now confirmed to have killed 100, after 13 people have succumbed to injuries, has been caused by a small torch.

Blast network was temporarily shut down for 1 month because of the worry of there still being gunpowder scattered, and it could kill more. The scoreboards have been wiped and Knightmare still dominates the boards. Cleanup crews are collecting the powder to be ignited in a deconstruction zone, and construction on rebuilding the center of Emberlight has begun.

From what we've seen, the gremlin that caused all of this has been confirmed to have been part of the colony, which means the gremlin was on his way to assassinate the mayor with explosive power, but the entire plot backfired and caused 100 to die instead.

Now to the weather. It's very windy outside and the tornado sirens have sounded already and a bunch of tornadoes are headed our way. It looks like a tornado has damaged the arcade, and whoa, there's so many torna-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*The camera shorts out as Kristina's camera group is caught in a tornado. 5 minutes later, the camera goes back online. Kristina appears badly injured, with a black eye and scars and cuts all over her. Her bowtie is ripped too.*

So that was the weather...we're gonna get inside.

Kristina Kats, signing off....ow.

Researchers have been receiving signs of massive radioactivity in the lower depths of the clockworks populated by lichens. The Spiral HQ requests a squad of knights to explore the area as soon as it is safe enough to traverse on. Estimated time for the radioactivity to decrease extends from a few days to many weeks. Specialists from the spiral armory suggest bringing Dragon Scale armor and shadow type weapons. Nothing else is currently known about the unexpected crisis.

-Reporter Dusk signing off

BREAKING NEWS

A strange creature has fallen into the top of the Auction House in Haven. This strange creature looks like a block and have weird face. Now, I'm talking to this strange creature right now.

Myqpalzm: Hello, what is your name?
S. Creature: Where am I?
Myqpalzm: You're in Haven, one of the biggest town in Cradle. Can you answer my question?
S. Creature: Okay, my name is Honeydew, I'm the hero of Minecraftia.
Myqpalzm: Mine what?
Honeydew: Minecraftia.
Myqpalzm: Oh. Can you tell me what is that thing you are carrying?
Honeydew: This is a TNT and Flint and Steel.
Myqpalzn: Oh, thank you Honeydew.

It looks like Honeydew here has fallen from his world to planet Cradle. Now back to SNN!

Kristina Kats here with even more astounding news! Honeydew, the strange creature who has fallen onto the top of the auction house, is said to have given a gremlin 128 blocks of TNT, and a "Redstone" Torch, although this is just a controversy at the moment, it is not true. We are now interviewing him.

Me: Have you given a gremlin 128 blocks of tnt and this? *I show him the broken torch*.
Honeydew: No, I didn't see one, although I saw a little fox-like creature run away with some TNT and a redstone torch. It must have slipped out of my pockets.
Me: So this was all caused from one accident...we've heard enough.

It turns out that the controversy was somewhat true, but only because of one accident. Gremlins are certainly evil!

In other news, the Royal Jelly has been known to love cake! After some of the cake has been saved by Biscotti, we took it to the Royal Jelly and he eagerly devoured it! We interviewed him after he digested it.

Me: Did you like that cake?
RJ: Yes! I certainly did!

At that point, his minions came over and devoured small sections of the three cake slices left over. We then proceeded to head back up.

Today is day 3 of the tornado disaster. 800 are dead and 1267 are injured. Several squads have been stuck in clockwork terminals. We see a huge tornado coming down. It's accelerating fast! This is an F5 and it's headed straight for us! We're gonna si-

*The tornado's gusts blow everyone in the shelter around and the camera is severely damaged*
We're signing off for now...ow. *Kristina is dizzy and falls over.*

Breaking news!

After all the disasters that have happened recently, with the Emberlight explosion, Ragelemia and severe 6-day long storms, could this be end of the world as we dearly know it? Scientist Dev Lite has more on this.

"I've discovered that a series of magnet storms are causing the violent behavior on cradle in the past few weeks, with gremlins being agitated to destroy each other, severe thunderstorms wreaking havoc, and diseases and viruses that have been effecting knights made me worried about what the world is breaking down to. I realize these storms will only get stronger for the next few months, or even into the next year." Dev Lite said, about the disasters.

In sports news, Guild defeated Knightmare in the Lockdown 2012 cup! King Krogmo has given Guild free battle packs as the promised prize!

In weather, today is the final day! We're all gonna be alright! Even though over a thousand and a half are dead and thousands are injured, the storms are dying down. Damages estimate at 25 billion crowns and about 3 feet of rain has fallen! The clouds are clearing and...a rainbow is over the skies of haven! It seems to be remaining in the air, and possibly for the next month or so! This seems to have improved moods greatly!

Kristina Kats, signing off, and I feel like humming today!

I have discovered that I only have a week to live, yes you heard me right folks only a week.
I've decided to waste my money on ce and rage craft, in other news I need help downloading spiral spy before my untimely death.
Today is vanadukes birthday the king is now 600 and now back to the next person who posts.

Breaking news!

WARNING! THE ROARMULUS TWINS ARE MOVING TO HAVEN, WITH EXTRA POWERFUL WEAPONS. THERE IS A HUGE ARMY OF THEM AND THEY ARE NOT FACING EACH OTHER SO THEY CAN'T BE DESTORYED. GRAB ALL OF YOUR GEAR. WE WILL GO DOWN THE ELEVATOR TO EVACUATE TO EMBERLIGHT AND MOORCRAFT MANOR AND THE CORE RESEARCH STATION TO BE SAFE. THE ROARMULUS TWINS WILL ARRIVE IN APPROXIMATELY TWO MINS. PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATLY, I REPEAT EVACUA- AHHHHHHHHHH,! *BOOM BOOM BOOM*

Phew, still alive, gotta catch an elevator quickly*gets on and goes to moorcraft*

Warmaster Seerus: Ha ha ha! Haven is finally destroyed, now I just gotta find those knights... Gremlins, attack! Wait, they broke the elevator, screw it!

*hidden nukes rain from the sky after the twins blew up*

Warmaster Seerus: ha! They didn't see that coming! Just gotta figure out how to get down there...

The economy has collapsed ever since haven is destroyed. CE is valuable now and prices have gone over 20,000. Life is now very tough at these new place while the elevators are being repaired. They are estimated to be repaired within two months

Now for the weather. Ever since the missiles from the roarmulus twins destroyed haven, they have also flung debris into Cradle's atmosphere. It caused temperatures all over the planet to go below zero.

Darkfang gremlins are attacking the rescue camp. Those recruits have no defense with their Proto gear, and gremlins have taken over rescue camp. If you somehow find a way up, DON'T go for it. The planet is overrun by gremlins and constructs.

We are also having supply shortages, and we will try to craft new weapons so we can eventually fight off the gremlins. I will be selling umbra drivers, gran fausts, graviton vortexes, dark retributions and acherons so we can fight off the gremlins. (each for 9999k CR) becuz of the economy collapse.

Over and out PS there are "carts" I made. If you want one pay 100 CE. Use at ur own risk

IT'S REVIVED AGAIN! :D

I WENT TO THE WASHROOM!!!

Seerus has assassinated mechwog, and re taken the crimson order. Knights are preparing an assault against the gremlins, now that the elevators are fixed

24 hrs later...

This is Doom reporting from the battlefield. We are suffering heavy casualties, we are calling for more reinforcements, with elemental resist and shadow damage. Warmaster Seerus is currently under heavy protection. All knights, head towards the surface and fight off the gremlins.

A few hours later

We are fighting a losing battle, all soldiers fall back, retreat to rescue camp, and we will hold them off there.

For the weather, there is expected to be a severe thunder storm with an f5 tornado. A tornado warning has been issued, knights shall proceed to at least depth 4 immediately

For other news, a meteor is expected to hit cradle in a week, and they are working on a cannon. The gloaming wildwoods have been experiencing abnormal amounts of sunlight, and snarbolax isn't coming out and knights can safely traverse it. The royal jelly palace and the Ironclaw munitions factory are expieriencing earthquakes. It ripped the jelly palace apart, and blew up the Ironclaw munitions factory.

Oh yay, reinforcements arrived, we're now evenly matched, but the gremlins are sending in constructs, stay tuned to the latest news!
*takes out Gran Faust to defend the news channel*

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