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Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:00
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper

...especially in Tier 3. Our CEO would be delighted that administrators create a room for him. Knights may pay a visit once in a while...

Now, for some building suggestions...

Room 1, F1: Undercorp Headquarters: Main Lobby

The main lobby will be filled with some of our best Bosses, and some that are not so great. This will be still under construction, that crates and sofas may be blocking your way constantly, but we still work as builders work! Air conditioner would constantly on, and I don't know about you Knights, but Devilites love to be cold when work is hellish. If you could, make it to the reception desk and talk to the clerk. If they find you harmful, they will pull out some Rocket Puppies and bring in some Kats and Mechaknights to safely take you outside. If not, (or either way) you may use the Key that was dropped to open the elevator door.

Room 2, F2: Undercorp Headquarters: Wicked Workplace

We tend to create as much as a wonderful workplace for our Devilites as possible, for they will be living there for the rest of their worthless little lives. However, they tend to be a little feisty when it comes to new guests, shoving their "free samples" here and there to make sure you will buy a product in no time. This floor is quite linear, and for safety precautions, we made some rooms to be Arena-like and filled with Retrodes, Mechaknights, Wolvers, and Silkwings. After that fifth arena, a key will be dropped to open one security gate, and you must get past the Battle Pods to reach the other two. If you're nice, we will be glad to hand you one, if you'd like. If you're nice.

Room 3, F3: Undercorp Headquarters: Cubicle Calamities

One of our finest examples of hard labor, this is a series of around sixteen cubicles filled with Devilites and Construct Security to the brim. They will be working, but some will be nice enough to drop some Keys when you're done with conversations. You will need ten Keys to open the security gate, but these Keys are given to random workers, you know, for security. Getting past that, you will find another series of similar rooms, but much larger and only four of them. You will need a key from each of them to access the lounge room. Our bouncer Trojan will most likely step aside to let you pass. If not, we will try to boot you out.

Room 4, F4: Undercorp Headquarters: Trial, Toil, and Trouble

Oh oh oh! Wrong elevator! This room was meant for administrators only, each of them having keys to open the Elevator to the CEO's office. Three administrators are in different rooms. Each room means you're walking down stairs. Trial works his Pit Bosses to death, allowing them to become overworked and enable to come into a fury, with much more health than normal. Pressure Bosses will instantly transform Devilites immediately, being very rash. Trial is known for his advertisements and great throws. Toil, in the second room, has the nerve to annoy visitors with her constant Status problems. She will release her horde of Greavers to torment you constantly. She will shoot flames when needed. Greavers come in poisonous, enflamed, freezing, and shocking assortments. Trouble, our "heavy duty" and trusted fellow, never appreciates visitors. He will use his large paper cutter very constantly, and is shielded from the back. Six Trojans will appear to take you out, and replacements come when all have been defeated. Trouble will shoot whenever he's not charging angrily at you. Past Trial, Toil, and Trouble, there is one more room- the waiting room, filled with cold and hot traps. First phase will bring several Devilites and Ice Cubes and Oilers. Second Phase will spawn three Trojans, some Greavers, some Devilites. Third Phase will spawn an immense amount of Silkwings and an Oil Baron as well as a few Gun Puppies and Kats. Last Phase will bring in Two trojans, a bunch of Silkwings, several Devilites, and four Mechaknights. That room will unlock when the last phase is defeated upon surrender, or we'll let you in immediately if you're nice.

Room 5, Main Office: Undercorp Headquarters:

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:11
#1
Zxze
Yes good idea.

If they are grouped together it will be easier to take them all out >:]

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:15
#2
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
...

You again! Well, anyways, in numbers we are more efficient. I advise you to watch out for flying staplers heading your way. I heard Knights hate those.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:17
#3
Zxze
No worries my friend.

I have shadow max snarby coat and a fiend vh btb.
Your SO dead if you meet me. better abandon plans cuz no matter how many fiends r there, i can always take them out in huge numbers with my fiend vh blitz needle.

Watch out fiends, your "knightmare" is coming >:]

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:21
#4
Schattentag's picture
Schattentag
Hm...

You don't say...

It's a good idea, and it's been said before. You're not alone.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:41
#5
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
Undercorp

I've seen those. They're very nice indeed, Scattentag. Knights do indeed have a very nice imagination. And Devil-Xtreme, why do we not install some Jellies? And yes, I await a good area for my Boss. Why don't some Knights post some ideas for my CEO's offices here? It would be nice. I'm thinking we can add some gelatinous gunk in here, just for the resistances? Maybe in one of those poisonous areas...?

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:43
#6
Zxze
Im afraid that wont be possible

Jellys, especially jelly king and Ice queen will not tolerate the likes of you. They dont mingle around with fiends.
And fyi, i included only 3 slots. how bout i make my 4th slot a gran faust with slime vh?

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:47
#7
Draycos's picture
Draycos
~To Undercorper~

I believe Devil-Xtreme is a serious threat and should be treated as such should any... violent outbursts... occur on Undercorps premises.

I recommend a storage of electric appliances and/or malfunction-prone tech in case of such an emergency, and the workers nearby to be trained to throw said items in an endless-chain fashion.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:50
#8
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
...

I do agree, Draycos! Okay then, we will remove some sentient gelatinous masses and replace them with the finest robotics made by our friendly neighbors, the Gremlins. They would do nicely next to our generators...

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:53
#9
Serell's picture
Serell
What if they made a whole new

What if they made a whole new fiend level where you arrive at the bottom of the building and you work your wap up to the elevator up top? o.O

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:55
#10
Draycos's picture
Draycos
@Serell

And to add on that, why not make the 'elevators' your typical, psuedo-realistic elevator, or just some stairs?

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:06
#11
Skold-The-Drac's picture
Skold-The-Drac
But... but...

WE ARE MINERS! WHAT IS THIS UP YOU SPEAK OF?! Besides... undercorp's very name gives way to understanding what direction the devilites prefer for their corporate ladders... the further down you climb the stronger you are.

My application for undercorp was denied sadly. Apparently you cannot carry Sun Shards on a regular basis else your hands begin to magically burn devilites...

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:13
#12
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
...

I like the Stalagtite building idea, but upright posture is also quite rare. Don't worry Skold, I'm reviewing your application...

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:13
#13
Tsubasa-No-Me's picture
Tsubasa-No-Me
Mr. Undercorper...

Looks like I'm sticking it out with you... Fallen armor practically makes me one of you... I'd be glad to lend my services to you... for a price... >:3

I can smash faster and harder then a Trojan, AND fire off rounds like a true devilite...
(Suda CTR ultra and Iron slug)

All I ask is that you start grinding your interns to unlock that pesky Shock Suda recipe and give my Iron Slug more stopping power...

You will not be disappointed.

Not only am I famous, but I inspire Hipster...ness... Yeah.
~Tsu

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:32
#14
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
...?

It appears that some Knights want to help our cause? Well, I would not reject such a fine offer. Offtopic, I will create a forum in the Guild section for anyone who wants to join Undercorp. Join me there and we will speak of this matter there. Now, did I hear Trojan?

About the guild, nevermind. Authority says he would not like Devilites and Knights to be in close perimeters. You may send in Emails to show the littlest loyalty you have, however. Now continue the topic...

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 01:48
#15
Tsubasa-No-Me's picture
Tsubasa-No-Me
Oh,

I do believe that Your fine Lobby needs an overly large Coffee machine, for the Boss and interns. You know how they get. (And keep the good stuff on the top shelf, so they cant get to it ;)

Not only am I famous, but I inspire Hipster...ness... Yeah.
~Tsu

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 05:07
#16
Kentard's picture
Kentard
Greetings, fellow Pit Boss!

I believe you require this.
My work here is done.

Also, Undercorper, feel free to develop that idea on your own. It's (partially) yours now.
Consider this my token of gratitude.

Kentard
~ Destroyer of Bad Threads and Art Director for Devilite Inc.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 06:45
#17
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
RE:

@Skold-The-Drac
"WHAT IS THIS UP YOU SPEAK OF?!"
ermm....OCH?

@Tsubasa-No-Me
"...unlock that pesky Shock Suda recipe..."
Shhhh....

@Kentard
Schattentag was inb4 u :P

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 07:37
#18
Serell's picture
Serell
@skold

Lol, sorry, i forgot we are always going down in the clockworks xD
Ok, we start at the top of the building and work our way down fighting devilites until we get to the bottom of the building which has the elevator down to the next depth of the clockworks.
I think this would be a fun map, and it wouldn't be like all the others where you're just trying to get to the other side.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 07:58
#19
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
@Serell

"Lol, sorry, i forgot we are always going down in the clockworks xD"
Nope. (jump to 17:20)
and again (jump to 12:10)

But thsoe depths are unknown so I guess that kinda cancells it out :S

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 08:55
#20
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
Undercorp

Suggestions put into a solidified floor field. You can keep suggestion, and you may see whether or not you would like this type of headquarters...

(Why I'm taking advise from Knights? I do not know.)

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:00
#21
Tsubasa-No-Me's picture
Tsubasa-No-Me
Thats simple.

Interns aren't very smart. Granted, most Knights aren't , but it's better to gleen Ideas from a larger pool of fools.

Not only am I famous, but I inspire Hipster...ness... Yeah.
~Tsu

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:25
#22
Serell's picture
Serell
@hex

Sorry, never played OCH before :x
Ok then, it can be going up the building or down the building, either way i still think its cool :3

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 17:13
#23
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
...

Oh dear. It went down so fast... It shall not die yet. Unless everyone agrees this deserves to go into the back of the pages...

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 17:32
#24
Tsubasa-No-Me's picture
Tsubasa-No-Me
-.-

Oh, dont worry, there are just people spamming other topics...

Not only am I famous, but I inspire Hipster...ness... Yeah.
~Tsu

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 17:37
#25
The-Ark's picture
The-Ark
I am afraid we have

I am afraid we have insufficient funding for your building at the moment, you need some sponsors.

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