The SK Dictionary

/yawn, bored
>Make lame thread
Laverna; Noun, Verb
Noun-The Master of UV Rolling "Did you see Laverna UV rolling lately?"
Verb-To UV roll until you go broke "Brb, gonna go Laverna."
Crowns; Noun
Noun-One of two currencies in Spiral Knights "crows plz i need cr 4 my calibr"
Hadn (refer to Pawn, Rommil); Noun, Verb
Noun-The master(s) of costumes. "Did you see Hadn in that new costume set?"
Verb-To get a good costume or make a current one better.
"Hold on, gotta check the AH to Hadn my costume."
Rommil (refer to Pawn, Hadn); Noun, Verb
Noun-The master(s) of costumes. "Did you see Rommil in that new costume set?"
Verb-To get a good costume or make a current one better.
"Hold on, gotta check the AH to Rommil my costume."
Pawn (refer to Hadn, Rommil); Noun, Verb
Noun-The master(s) of costumes. "Did you see Pawn in that new costume set?"
Verb-To get a good costume or make a current one better.
"Hold on, gotta check the AH to Pawn my costume."
Chris; Noun, Verb
Noun-A talented player "Have you seen a Chris lately?" OR "I saw Chris the other day, man he has good UVs."
Verb-To Chris something, to score a high damage amount in Lockdown (40k+) "Yeah man, I just pulled a Chris, got 43,729 damage."
GodofSkype1; Noun
Noun-Best troll ever, if you can even call him that.
BehindCurtai; Noun
Noun-BETA TALES STAY BETA [REDACTEDREDACTEDREDACTED]
Feel free to add some of your own, please put them in a format that I can easily copy/paste into the dictionary. Note: Will graveyard this thread upon a certain number of requests, just got bored and needed something to do.

"you made all these up."
No way, they're in the dictionary, they're real!

"Hold on, gonna check the AH to Pawn my costume"
You know I check the AH to "Pawn" alot of my stuff xD

Blessed by Steve: Followers of the Church of Stevethemime often feel this way when good fortune lands on them.
"Yessss rolled a vh asi on my BTB. I've been blessed by Steve!"

CURDLE; Verb
To turn or cause to turn into curd - a dairy product obtained by curdling milk with edible acidic substance. "Whats the deal with curdle?"
AMOUR; Noun
A usually secretive or illicit relationship involving sexual intimacy. A love affair. "it would be really cool if amour evolved instead of just getting better"
CALIBER; Noun
The diameter of the bore of a handgun, usually shown in hundredths or thousandths of an inch. "I know what you're thinking Gremlin. "Did he fire two shots or only one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 caliber Callahan, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
CALIBUR; Noun
A legendary sword before getting divorce. Not to be confused with Caliber (see above). "I like showing affection to my new calibur in public, fortunately all my excaliburs live in Texas"

Completely missing my point. He made them up. As in NOBODY USES THOSE TERMS BUT HIM. And for the record, I turned 28 last month.
Also I'm less complaining about "random subject lines" than about constantly spamming the same one over and over and over in every single post for no reason.

Someone make mine up for me I'm too lazy to think of stuff.

Magnus; Noun
The final boss.
Boswick; Noun
He dun broke it.
/thread

Of course he made them up, he took well known player names, and turned them into nouns, based on their personality. If you are recently 28, your posting style does not reflect that. it often comes across as petulant, and truculent. That being said, your english is good enough that it never occured to me it may be a second language. Is that the case?
regarding the topics, people do that as kind of a signature. The point of that is to express their individuality, or in some cases (cough jim-Dale cough) to troll people.
Apologies for assuming you were 13, as i said, that is more or less how i interpreted your typing patterns.

I.. I'd rather not, from fear of not causing shirtstorms. x3

Who are you to tell someone how much individuality they need? Others feel the need to express themselves more than you do, obviously.
Forcing definitions or forcing memes, welcome to the internet. You can wage a one man battle all you want, but memes make the internet go round. I'd advise you never to visit Reddit, they will meme you into insanity. Same with 4chan, 9gag etc. It is a subculture, and highly prevalent here. I suggest you simply ignore it, as opposed to pointing it out. This equates to "don't feed the trolls".
As for the people named in the thread above, I'm not certain how you don't recognize the names of some of the richest players in game, especially for the amount of times you post on this forum. Hadn doesnt post as much, but rommil and pawn are always around. regarding Laverna, pretty sure they are done in game, but still, i think htey left in october.
Lastly, regarding typing patterns. What i mean by that is the implied tone you use, not your actual English (although I regret to inform you that my command of the english language far outstrips what you have shown on this forum). I was never putting down your spelling or English, simply saying that it is a more basic, rudimentary sentence structure, as opposed to eloquence. Also, you don't hide your disdain and frustration for people very well.

Falcon Verb Meaning: Race car driver/super hero
Falcon Punch Noun Meaning: the most deadly technique ever heard of....

Individuality is fine. Spamming is not. There's no reason someone's "individuality" should annoy others.
I never said memes were bad, I only said FORCED memes were annoying.
I never see those names in-game, and I don't care one bit who has the biggest e-peen. I care about skill and personality, NOT greed.
Just because you go out of your way to sound impressive doesn't mean my English is any worse than yours. And why should I hide my emotions?

Falcon has no idea what Batabii or Perronius is talking about, nor does he give a crap.

Yet he's still posting anyway... - Batabii
I would like to enlighten you towards the finer points of emphasis. Since you have "Yet" in your sentence, it is not necessary to have "anyway" there as well. "Yet he is still posting ..." has much more weight then the a fore quoted line.
Keep in mind, you can not control other people. This is most pertinent on the internet. Becoming agitated, incensed, ect. at what others write will only add undue stress in your life, Batabii.
I suggest, in the future, if you see something on the internet you don't want to see, simply look away.
That is all.

Let us keep this entertaining dictionary free from personal spite. :)

Not going out of my way to sound impressive, this is simply how i type. I have a large vocabulary, which allows me to (I feel) better express myself, and hopefully avoid misunderstandings due to limited word choice.
I would advise following XOmbie's advice: if something is bothering you, choose to ignore it. Alternatively, you can continue to make blunt comments about things, and I'm sure not much will change either way.
I'd like to thank you for taking the time to respond to me, it has given me better insight to why you respond the way you do. I understand now that you have a real issue with what you feel is spamming, and hopefully you will still be able to enjoy yourself going forward.

can this be even considered a dictionary? ive never seen anyone using these words (still, its funny)
as for you, batabii.....
turn the back of your helmet this way, please.....

Fiends-the most loved monsters of clockworks

My reaction to this whole thread
Who's been shoving tire hoses into the egos again?

I don't think that's quite happened yet (but the potential is definitely theeeeeere~).

my point exactly
Also this forum doesn't have an "ignore all posts by this user" button so theres not much I can do.

We should make an addendum: "Joke" and "fun" are not in the dictionary.

If this dictionary had more to do with the actual game, and less to do with the egos of trolls, it might be entertaining.

Kirnan: Small knight who sits on the floor pondering something obvious.
Batabii: a knight who has no idea of the meaning "fun".
Fallconn: a somewhat.....moronic knight who needs to be slapped around a little.
Sylvanius: a knight who thinks alot.
Treizeknight: a knight who just made my day.
Bigfootm: big, purple, and loud.
Eurydice: [UNKNOWN]

I think your dictionary is a bit outdated. I'm sure it reads like this now.
Eurydice: [REDACTED]

Mygmar: A term for someone who comes in and talks about something completely unrelated to anything going on...usually to derail arguments, stop bullets, and cause global warming.
Eurydice: Where's Odysseus? Oh nevermind... A Knight who once lost a diamond encrusted wallet.

Batabii: a knight who knows the difference between "fun" and "stupidity"

I think I know one but I'm not sure if I should say it or not.

LMFAO YOU GOT BEHINDTHECURTAI IN THERE HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

Batabii: a knight who knows the difference between "fun" and "stupidity"
but that's wrong

yeah, ill just turn that valve with ''pressure'' written on it, i bet it wont do anything......

Bigfoot you have missed out three people.
Jim-Dale
Grievos/Sovreig
Shoebox
That is all.
you made all these up.