I stand at the register continually demanding a whopper.
Get kicked out of McDonalds.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 17:29
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 17:44
#2
Say their stupid fat food is
Say their stupid fat food is killing everyone.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 17:53
#3
Starts a ketchup fight by
Starts a ketchup fight by putting those little ketchup packs on the floor and stomping on them.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 17:58
#4
Kicks everyone in the shins.
Kicks everyone in the shins.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 18:19
#5
ian, this stuff is getting
ian, this stuff is getting way too common, stop the same type threads, give us something new.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 19:14
#6
...
I open a gate to the Dark Dimension inside their restuarant.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 19:14
#7
ITS HERO TIME!
i beat Iam to death with a dead fish in memory of Falcon, and order some fries, but i need some ketchup...i trip over Iam's carcass and face plant into the ketchup, a man randomly walks in with a knife, a police officer enters from the other side and takes a good look around him..........you know the rest....
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 05:06
#8
Ties some french fries to the
Ties some french fries to the bottom of my shoes and skates around the place pretending to be an olympic figure skater.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:35
#9
I scream, "For communism!"
I scream, "For communism!" and then start eating other people's orders.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 13:54
#10
Starts screaming "ITS PEOPLE!
Starts screaming "ITS PEOPLE! ITS PEOPLE! THE BIG MAC IS MADE OF PEOPLE!"
OR
Hands out leaflets about "Pink Slime" (Feel free to google it, it is SFW)
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 16:59
#11
Stands on the counter yelling
Stands on the counter yelling "I CAN FLY" over and over.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 17:51
#12
curse you
FOOD FIGHT COPY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 22:39
#13
Dance and jump from table to
Dance and jump from table to table, "accidentally" kicking all the windows to pieces. While this is going on, you nonchalantly sing the abc's backwards.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:52
#14
Make a whirlpool and/or
Make a whirlpool and/or typhoon to occur in the toilets.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 07:00
#15
Detonate a massive nuclear
Detonate a massive nuclear device and sow the resulting crater with salt.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 07:40
#16
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS
Start singing Weird Al at the top of my lungs.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 08:21
#17
Enter the kitchen and grab
Enter the kitchen and grab all the patties there is and throw it at everyone in the restaurant.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 18:11
#18
Kranxx, his name is
Kranxx, his name is I-am-no-one, not ian. :P
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 19:28
#19
FRYING OIL
Sticks a flourish in the burgers then deep frys them while singing trolloltrolllolol
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 21:38
#20
Wears a Hamburglar costume
Wears a Hamburglar costume and steals everyones cheeseburgers.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 06:38
#21
I already knew about Pink Slime...
Take Iamnoone, cover him in ketchup, and fail at eating his hamburger costume.
Then, walk straight back in and throw the person who threw me out through the window.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 14:16
#22
I charge through the window
I charge through the window (even though the door is a foot away), start flipping all the tables, and then beat everyone silly using napkins. Then I tell the police that the McDonalds staff did it.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 17:51
#23
Demanding the new Mcninja
Demanding the new Mcninja burger
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 01:44
#24
boom shake the room
i demand a cannon penuis,here
is the cannon penis song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnGFq-IzdtE
get a cannon and say cannon peinus!
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:17
#25
Repetitively yells Ronald
Repetitively yells Ronald McDonald is a child abuser.
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 09:42
#26
:P
Jumps through the window and slaps all the mcdonalds staff with a brick and sets of a nuke in the toilets
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:20
#27
Writes on the windows,
Writes on the windows, "kiddie jail".
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 07:51
#28
Steals all the money from the
Steals all the money from the counter
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 18:02
#29
Pretend I'm very poor sighted
Pretend I'm very poor sighted and drive a sewage truck into the store saying I thought it was the drive thru.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 18:21
#30
Sit near the door and throw a
Sit near the door and throw a french fry at everyone who enters then saying the clown made me do it.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 18:42
#31
Throw Burger King
Throw Burger King advertisments everywhere.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 19:06
#32
^ LOL I would so do that!
Yell out that they're food is SOFT PLASTIC.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 21:49
#33
Say why to everything,
Say why to everything, starting when they ask to take your order.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 05:41
#34
Set up a boombox and play Tim
Set up a boombox and play Tim Hawkins Chik-fil-a song at the second loudest volume possible.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 15:59
#35
...
Order a burger with pickles, and lots of extra pickles. Go sit at a far table underneath a ceiling fan, and throw pickles into the fan, flinging them at the employees at the register.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 17:09
#36
Complicated orders
Order a hamburger with fries,a ice cream with every flavor in it, and a cookie
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 17:12
#37
Bk rules!
Put bk posters all over the place, filling the kitchen with bk stuff and telling the staff: McDonalds sucks and bk rules!
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 21:11
#38
Go behind the counter and put
Go behind the counter and put the boy toys in the girl's happy meal boxes and the girl toys in the boy boxes.
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:15
#39
I get my monkey to urinate on all the French fries when everyone isn't looking
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:02
#40
How to get kicked out of McDonals.
Go up to the counter and order a cheeseburger with a extra medium soda.
Repeatedly demand to get an extra medium when they don't understand what you mean.
Then, when they start to ignore you / ask you to leave, pull out a broadsword and demand they give you an extra medium.
((Bonus points for doing it all in real medieval plate armor!))
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 20:25
#41
Stand at the counter asking
Stand at the counter asking for napkins, allowing the pile in front of you to grow. When they stop giving them to you, start yelling I need more napkins.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 04:53
#42
Breaks open all the straw
Breaks open all the straw boxes and stuffs them into my cup.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 07:04
#43
Enters McDonalds, orders 40
Enters McDonalds, orders 40 triple whoopers 30 pack fries and later says and a diet coke pls i need to keep my body fit
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:57
#44
pwned
Legolas yells at Cashier
Cashier demands an apology
Legolas jumps over counter and kicks Cashier
Cashier starts a Kung fu fight
Legolas boss modes Cashier
Manager comes
Manager joins the fight
Manager and Cashier team up against Legolas
Legolas beats them up
Manager bans Legolas from McDonalds
Manager kicks Legolas from server
GAME OVER
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 07:39
#45
Slips a straw part way out of
Slips a straw part way out of the wrapper. Blows in the straw and shoots the wrapper at Legolas-The-Beas. Gets another straw and does the same to Purrifier. Hits Trobolta too. When an employee walks towards me to ask me to stop, I shoot one in their face.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 14:39
#46
I take forks and stab people
I take forks and stab people with them.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 21:03
#47
LOL I THOUGHT OF A
LOL I THOUGHT OF A ANOTHER.
Scream that In-N-Out is better. Also make sure you write this on every napkin you find.
Mon, 06/25/2012 - 04:50
#48
SWEET POTATOES OF AUTUMN
Because I used their potatoes to make french fries.
Mon, 06/25/2012 - 06:12
#49
Make and print coupons for 1
Make and print coupons for 1 free Big Mac and write on them good today only and no purchase necessary. Then hand them out to everyone in the restaurant.
Mon, 06/25/2012 - 17:48
#50
blarg
order some spaghetti and when they say they don't have any, jump onto the counter, lean real close to the cashier and say in a loud, evil voice-
I, WANT, SPUGHETTII!!!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S NO INSTRUCTIONS
But im guessing the title is.
Yells at everyone in the restaurant that the clown is a lie.