Stand on Ronald McDonald's toes continually punching him and having him bounce back for more like he's Bozo the Inflatable Clown Punching Bag.
Get kicked out of McDonalds.
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 15:47
#52
Stand on Ronald McDonald's
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 16:52
#53
Using graffiti, I write "The
Using graffiti, I write "The clown, he is a Nazi who is experimenting on children."
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 08:32
#54
Quickly flip open and close a
Quickly flip open and close a wallet to everyone sitting at tables saying you are the burger inspector and take a bite out of their burger to inspect them.
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:45
#55
One that's a little more... humanly possible.
Asking for a Zinger Tower burger, a Bargain Bucket and a Strawberry shortcake Krushems. (KFC does those)
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 21:04
#56
You get some SPA-GATI. I get
You get some SPA-GATI. I get some MA-GATI. SPA-GATI AND MA-GATI ARE NOT EVEN REAL FOOD. ;_;
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 21:21
#57
The hamburgers you get at
The hamburgers you get at McDonald's aren't real either. They certainly aren't made with ham. They aren't really beef. They are pink slime patties. :)
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 01:03
#58
Because I asked if their
Because I asked if their french fries were made with plastics. (im seerus)
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 20:19
#59
Run in the playground and go
Run in the playground and go down an enclosed slide yelling "EW THERE'S PUKE IN HERE."
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 20:44
#60
Order as much as you can off
Order as much as you can off the menu and when they call you to pay pretend you only ordered one burger and some fries.
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:10
#61
FALCON PUNCH!
I walk in with a burger king cup.
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 17:20
#62
Put a sock on your head and
Put a sock on my head and hold up a pillowcase pretending to be a burglar.
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:01
#63
FALCON PUNCH!
I open up a stand in the store selling hamburgers.
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:06
#64
Pretend I'm the manager and
Pretend I'm the manager and fire everyone.
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 05:53
#65
Because I asked for plain
Because I asked for plain water.
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 19:17
#66
Im gonna order a knife so I
Im gonna order a knife so I can kill that fat clown named McDonald Fat Clown.
My tip will be *KETCHUP IN DA FACE LOL* Food fight time!
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 23:24
#67
/skips a cheeseburger off of
/skips a cheeseburger off of Benightz's head.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 08:16
#68
Remember, don't shoot "food."
Necro a graveyarded thread you didn't notice was graveyarded.
Paint the tables with blood.