Buy the Dirt Game

I needed to make another game so I could survive in Gremlin Chatter. So here it is.
Buy the Dirt Game.
The aim of the game is to "buy the dirt"
You say what you would give for the dirt, and the next person says what they would give for whatever you gave to get the dirt.
Ill start.
I pay 1 crown for the dirt.

Ill give you some grass for that dead puppy.

I'll give you potato skin for that potato. :P

Steals the potato and throws it at Artistbma.

I'll give you Ninjadrill for that potato skin if you put bacon and cheese on it.

I'll give you mash potatoes for that potato skin.

Ill give you a hat for those mashed potatoes.
I'll give you an airplane for that hill.

Ill give you a worm for that airplane.

I'll give u a girlfriend for the worm.

I'll give u a girlfriend for the fish

Ill trade you those Skittles for this Iamnoone I found on the streets

I'll give you "The Stuff" for the Iamnoone in a cage.

This is really important thing.
The Sjips co dirt is a better than your dirt.

I'll give you a n00b that is alive and whines and complains and begs and annoys and blahs forever and spits and licks and smacks for that chair.

Ill trade that n00b for my prized collection of peanuts

I'll trade your prized collection of peanuts (...) for a rubber chicken

I'll trade Fleet's fingers for your poop!

I'll trade that poop with the company of myself, a flash game that's has real meaning.

I'll trade the company of yourself with the Jack from company of myself.

I'll give you you Art for your dirt company.

Ill give a chocolate bar for myself back.

i'll give you a pig for that chocolate bar.

I'll give you my super cool light saber for the chocolate bar.

I'll give you a hug for that super-cool-lightsaber! =O

I'll give you an awkward moment for that hug.

I'll give you a snail for that awkward moment.

I'll give you my remote private island for that snail!

I'll give you a muffin for that remote private island! =O
I'll give you a dead puppy for the dirt.