And I'll give you some premium dirt for that old, busted up dirt.
Buy the Dirt Game
I'll give you some ketchup for that invisible bar of gold.
I'll trade you a flat screen tv for that ketchup!
I'll give you a new laptop for the flat screen tv.
I'll give you a slap in the face for that new laptop. =D
i'll give you a PUNCH in the face for that flu.
I'll give you a hug for that punch in the face!
I'll give you a half full bottle of vintage "Oxi-Clean" for that wedge of cheese.
I'll give you fleas for the oxi-clean.
I'll give you Nick's toupee for the lice!
I'll pay a million crowns for that one crown!
I'll give you a piece of lint for that million crowns!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha it's all mine.
I'll give you a yaripon for that lint
I'll give you my grandma's teeth for your yaripon.
I'll give you BOTH your grandma's kidneys for her teeth.
I'll give you a sparkling-silver speedo for BOTH your grandma's kidneys! =O
I'll give and rip 10 of your bloody souls for dat sparkling-silver speedo
I'll give you a primed piece of TNT for that 10 of your bloody souls!
I'll give you a match-stick for that primed piece of TNT! =O
I'll give you a ultra fire vial for that TNT. Drops vial near TNT, OH SHI- *explosion*
Cool I get an explosion?
I'll give you the crushed MCV for the explosion.
I'll give you a nickel for the crushed MCV! =O
I'll give u a car-sized pizza 4 a car sized pizza
I'll give a burger with someones booger for that fake diamond.
I'll give you a trash bag for that burger with someone else's booger...
I'll give you my DA for that GF you don't have =D
I'll give you a portable cellular device for that Divine Avenger! =O
I'll give you a delicious squishy part of me for that portable cellular device =D
I meant girlfriend. I know thats cruel, but I dont have 1
Ill give you a cruchy cookie for the squishy part of you
I'll give you a leg-brace-ey biscuit for that 'crutchy cookie! (lol)
I'll give you lamnoone's tooth for the dirt filled with ants.
I'll be a cheese grater for your mouldy cheese!
I'll give you a wine glass for the cheese grater! =O
I'll give you a potato peel for the wine glass.
I'll give you a peeled potato for that potato peel!
And I'll give an invisible bar of gold for the dirt, HOORAY!