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Dangerous Spiral Knights Foods Menu(Eat at own risk)

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Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:04
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Battlee

Hello fellow knights!Chef Battlee here.Today I will show you my menu of the ultimate Spiral Knights luxury meal!Feel free to tell me fabulous dishes you have in your mind and which dish you like the most and which one was the most disgusting in posts!

Soup:
-Seasoned Mewkat ears broiled with Walker Slag eyes(5,670 Crowns)
-Herb Electrolisk broiled with Devilite venision(4,500 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE ELECTRIFIED AFTER EATING THIS DISH.
-Devil IT Overtimer arms mixed with tofu(2,678 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS GET A STRANGE URGE TO MAIM SNIPES.
-Silkwing clipped wings mixed with Greaver fat(7,654 Crowns)
Main dish:
-Voltrode spaghetti with Love puppy meatballs(8,907 Crowns)WARNING:EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!FOR KNIGHTS WHO CAN EAT IRON AND METAL!
-Deep fried Rapid Snarlbolax with wolver paws(143,908 Crowns)SUPER LUXURY DISH
-De la Trojan stone meat(23,879 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS SOMETIMES TURN INTO STONE!
-French fried Darkfang Thwacker Eyeballs(17,908)
-Stir fried Darkfire Vanaduke venison with Slag dust(1,000,000 Crowns)SUPER DUPER LUXURY DISH
Side dish:
-Mortafire shaved feet with extra pepper(7,908 Crowns)WARNING:SOME KNIGHTS AUCTUALLY EXPLODE AFTER EATING THIS.KEEP A SHIELD!
-Darkfang mender salad(21,897 Crowns)SIDE AFFECT:KNIGHTS EATING HAVE KNOWN TO SELF HEAL ONE'S CUTS FAST!
-Caucasian Ash Tail surprise(868 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS HAVE KNOWN TO MAKE SEVERAL MADE DASHES TO THE RESTROOM!
Dessert:
-Royal Jelly Queen apple pudding sprinkled with gold(432,865 Crowns)SUPER LUXURY DISH
-Ice Cube mint pudding(12,321 crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS BEEN KNOWN TO FREEZE UP AFTER EATING!
-Super Blast Cube ice cream(32,908 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS SOMETIMES BLOW UP AFTER EATING!EAT AT OWN RISK!
-Rock jelly pudding that has no flavor(342 Crowns)Warning:Knights sometimes chip off a few teeth while eating.
Oiler Pumpkin Pie(43,897 crowns)
Drinks:
-Orange Polar Polyp Crush(1,000 Crowns)
-Root Mini cube beer(2,908 Crowns)
-Haven water(500 crowns)
-Exploding water(1,000 Crowns)Warning:read the title carefully!
-Polyp Rum(2,897 Crowns)

Have a good day and come back again!

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:08
#1
Demonicsothe's picture
Demonicsothe
Not sure if TV or bazaar...

Not sure if TV or bazaar...

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:15
#2
Battlee's picture
Battlee
what?

tv?bazaar?

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 18:31
#3
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Epiclazer
blarg

hmm...some of the dishes are a little...dangerous...

/fallback

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 16:08
#4
Battlee's picture
Battlee
....

what?

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 13:20
#5
Fropps's picture
Fropps
Brains...

The desserts and the drinks actually made my mouth water... What's wrong with me!

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 13:45
#6
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Canine-Vladmir
Sweet. thanks for the bump bro

This didnt get enough awesome attention as it should have had.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 17:51
#7
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Validous
I'd be fine even if it was canned(boxed)

What? No delicious, gooey, bright red monster hearts? THREE STARS.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 18:27
#8
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Thegreatpiggy
Well then.......

Suggestion: Rabid Snarbolax feet (still with the nightmare mane on it) with an outer coating of jelly and shredded schemer scraps with a tint of rock salt, fried in oiler bellies. (May cause death by paper cuts, too much spike digestion, poison, or burned to death by pieces of the oiler. If you spend more than 10 energy on revives in more than 10 days, please contact a doctor and stop eating wild snarbolaxes you insensitive creature. No batteries included).

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 02:01
#9
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Gravelord-Caste
Take off your mask. Then show us your Smile.

+1 to this thread. I don't see how any of the dishes are danger- SNIPE! SNIPE! SNIPE!

*Runs after Snipe with a Silversix in one hand and a Blackhawk in the other*

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 07:43
#10
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Viorayne
How about...?

Greaver Garnished Suprise: The salad that bites back.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 08:37
#11
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Canine-Vladmir
mmmmmm

Chili Vog Peppers.
Spicy!

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 00:11
#12
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Xtweeterx
What about Spirit Realm water

What about Spirit Realm water that comes from the fountains in FSC? :3

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 06:12
#13
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Narfle
Speaking of SK cooking, y'all

Speaking of SK cooking, y'all might want to wander over and the Treasure Vault and check this out ;)

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