VSHUD ZO DYZDSMX 100 VPQE QBO RPMH HO DOFMHTG AFKPV, SZOF MPSIHOF DMRF OFQJNE NS XPT EPQGDJS SID OSHAD! LBGF HU EVMOX! :)
Prize: A Crest of Winter (which sells somewhere around 2k CE) to the winner.
By the way, what forum do contests go in?
VSHUD ZO DYZDSMX 100 VPQE QBO RPMH HO DOFMHTG AFKPV, SZOF MPSIHOF DMRF OFQJNE NS XPT EPQGDJS SID OSHAD! LBGF HU EVMOX! :)
Prize: A Crest of Winter (which sells somewhere around 2k CE) to the winner.
By the way, what forum do contests go in?
No I cannot translate it, that is part of the fun! Well... the fun is yet to come.
OTGTHOIAE G[PTM WPA EH PEGKWA; [AEMKPHE GP953; GR[S!!!!!
Decoding Contest- Awesome Prize!
...
Write an exactly 100 word rap solo in English below, type nothing else period or you forfeit the prize! Make it funny!
I was kicking back relaxing
Merchanting was kinda taxing
When I saw a little thread
That popped straight into my head
It was a little puzzle
Left me very much confuzzled
And due to my overthinking
My decoding skills are sinking
Between merchating and pond’ring
And my mind always wand’ring
Thus I jot down these few lines
Hope this read is a good time
Cause rapping, I do not
But I thought it worth a shot
Might as well give in my best
To fight for a winter crest
Though this may seem slightly long
I finally end my song
yo yo yo yo yo my gangsta hip rappin' brotha G' dawg homeboy east side
Xairathan is in tha lead yo
"Cause rapping, I do not
But I thought it worth a shot"
Come awn, mah brutha from anutha mutha, ya gotta have confidence, son! Word up? You'll have some kickin' competition'!
Now that Heavy-Duty spoiled what it means, more people will be competin'.
The funny part was supposed to be when people just started bursted out rappinenin'
when other people had no idea what was happenin'
but you can thank Heavy-Duty for ruinin' that.
Although don't sweat it, I'm still givin' away this hip Winter crest fo shizzle, son!
This looks interesting, so I will give you my July-Zerg stamp of approval. Youre welcome.
Every letter alternates between the letter preceding or succeeding it in the alphabet.
I knew it. D:
There goes my chances of fame and glory.
Good luck to the winner!
Don't sweat it, G'!
You've still gat a shat! Start rappin' away!
East side west side north side homeboy mutha from anutha brutha!
(The crest can be yours, Heavy-Duty, you can still enter this competition if you choose to do so)
Yo "S" "K", This is Zade
Gettin ready to explode on this stage
Reppin' "R" "O" "C", the guild that raise
Lockdown elites, with respect every day
Of course, we all know there's no need to pay
This guild is all about chilling and never rage
Friends that disappear from this Cradle
Some people's feelings become unstable
But you know, they can't complain
All they can do is sit down and train
Until the time the Core comes out
I ain't regretting with no doubt
Now's not the time to lose your moment
The monsters of Clockworks are your opponent
You guys are all idiots, I am asking for a 100 word Remedial Action Plan here.
Just foolin'!
Ya got some confidence and swag there, Zaeeeeeed!
More negativity and junk that's what this rappin' brutha neeeeeeeeds!
So fa, Xair and Zaeeeeeeed are tied.
Someone's gotta bust a move here
Xair my OG rappin' northsouth side homeboy
You are gettin' a good reputation in this thread.
So far, Xair is in the LEEED
I blew it when I had it
but's not the end yet
'could compete
for the best bet
But we gotta know the rules
one entry or a tri'
We will never know
till the dessert specify!
But when the food gonna count
the entries he wanted submitted?
When's gonna read the thread
and what we put in it?
The sugah thinks he spunk
just cause he talk like a little punk
o he talk like that
like he can slam dunk!
So just gotta talk like dis?
Gonna make't due a day?
So many holes
Rawrcake dunno when't pay!
Yo.... dawg....
QuestinG? SmashinG? BestinG?
My brutha Zade used words that I knew the DEFINISHIN of, you know what I'm sayin' G'?
So fa Zade is in the layEEEEED, looks like Xair is gonna hafta' bust a move to win this rap-off
(Xairathan, you can submit another rap if you would choose to do so; however, if the crowd continues to love yours, then you can still win with your original rap).
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@Heavy-Duty
OH ITS AWNNNNNN.
@Lordofnecromancers
I think he means talk "gangster" style. Listen to Jay-Z (Yes theres a rapper named Jay-Z, no I don't mean Jay-Zz aka July-Zerg), Eminem, Ice Cube (Yes, theres a rapper named Ice Cube as in frozen water), Notorious B.I.G, Tupac, Drake.... And only listen to these guys if you are tolerant to swearing and that stuff. Just so you know what he means.
Edit: Oh nvm, seems you got it.
Laugh the laugh
it's go-time, G!
Before I cut ye in half
'fore we eat the sugary!
Talk like 'dis
it ain't cool
actually really dull
it can make rocks drool.
Ye know what's funny?
Lord tried to be gangsta
just as much as you
but he was betta!
Try to make it rhyme,
make it swag
'cuz the way you talk
just a bunch of drag.
'know ye better than that, dawg
talkin' like that, yo.
Make it swift and quick
try again t'morrow.
Bad mouthin' like this
ain't anymore, either.
I laugh at myself
pretendin' I'm a leader.
It was a sunny day in Haven
The snipes were all sun bathin'
I was at the Auction House
Biddin' on some silly blouse
When some rabid ravin' knight
Came charging up to me in fright
He hit me like a real big boulder
Dis-lo-ca-a-tin' my shoulder
As I layed there, in massive pain
Wonderin' if that guy were sane
An angel came and said whats'up
I am sorry, but your time's up
I was gaping, not believin'
I thought that I must've be dreamin'
But, now I ain't see no Auction House
The worst part? I got no blouse.
Looks like someone's busting moves
Tryin' to disrupt my grooves
Now that a’ just horrible
Totally intol’lerable
Keepin with my steady beat
Wit’ the tapping of my feet
Not changin’ cause you say
I’ll win another way
Now I’m changing up my rhymes
Layin’ down these solid lines
‘bout the writer who’s a knighter
Little recon, hella’ fighter
Changing up my form o’ speech
To match with watcha preach
Typing out this little ditty
While making guild chat pretty
Wrecking up the multitask
It ain’t easy if you ask
Now gotta sell these wings
Gonna get back to my thing
Xair said she nothin'
but proves to be a botherin'
in my scheme to win and claim
the chilling, frozen gain.
Gotta step it up
put away the badmouthin'
redirect my approach
so I can win somethin'
Rising opponents growing
one, two, three
now I know this gonna be tricky
this ain't gonna be free.
The problem's the joke
yes, I wanna redirect
cuz only one here, Shadow,
has got it kinda correct.
But yo, I'm not the judge
the sugary sweet's the one to choose.
With his frosting and fudge
he's gonna give't to the one who wouldn't lose.
"The problem's the joke
yes, I wanna redirect
cuz only one here, Shadow,
has got it kinda correct."
Thank you very much.
Go back to work.
it's not worth the time
to go against the Boss
who'll make you work overtime.
Fight against me,
you'll be demoted
unless you go over word-limit
then you'd be promoted.
Just say Yes and get it overwith;
you won't have to take me on.
Just leave now
before i promote my battalion.
I will have my way,
whether you like it or not.
I'll still be
promoted to top shot.
Undercorp will reign all
even those with toothpicks,
and those Champions of the Hall.
With staples and torches
We yield only to the darkness of all.
Chea Everybody! They call me DJ Zade
Livin' the thug life in this Haven
But you know, I aint gonna stop
I try my best, tryin' to reach the top
SK is tricky and Tersakoff is picky
Expressing his fashion with huge compassion
As soon he gets into the zone
You better know he's gonna explode
Living SK legends, Magnus and Chris rockin' Haven
To the Max, there is never a time just to relax
Each of them forming gangs, ready to do their thang
Time to beast up, no time to say What's up
C'mon you devils, let's go another level >:O
Bananas are comfy
Tinkinzar is lame.
They say Polaris is spamming-
It's the name of the game.
Cry your heart out, Zade
b'cause I'm the only boss here
Admit it- when you see me
I'm the only one you fear.
Xair might be fast and cunning
but his or her raps are but a little humming.
Cheaply made with half her wits,
noise is better- even from the Blitz.
Lord thinks he's good?
He ain't even sovereign.
Well, hello there!
Here's alot of pain.
You hear me rappin'
I hear you whisper
cuz before me
you're nothin' but a whimper.
Yo, yo, yo, wasup' bro?
I see that you are in tow
So, you wanna play that game?
That yo loss, don't blame my name
Lord, you say that you are da king?
Even yo brother doesn't believe you can sing
Hey, hey, man, don't take it personally
But, seriously, rappin' just ain't yo thing
Xai, xai, xai, what I gonna do with you
If yo good, then ima piece of poo
Just give it up, yo neva gonna beat me
Just bow down, down on yo knees!
Welp, I've nothing else to say,
Now you guys surely gonna pay!
And awl alowng wit dis rappin and stuff happen
People go "OH HOLY SH**" once they realize,
I put a 100 word limit and minimum infront of their eyes,
AHHHH SNAP, time to reread the original gangsta post!
Before the rest of ya continue to rap from coast to coast.
And this is how I see,
before headin' to rest
that those who haven't come yet
are bein' last to be the best.
Lord's a summoning his rap-
his gangsta talk he said he nevah had
but look at him now
he rappin' like he mad.
Corp's but a corpse
in tie and suit.
Thinkin' he's the boss
bombastic here should be mute.
Xair's yet to bring her glory,
in the limelight giving others worry,
doin' other stuff
making herself economically tough.
Is this all there is
leaving this fight to few?
No wait, there's more!
This challenge's for you!
*Continuation from post #38*
C'mon you devils, let's go another level
Bring the beat up, shake the street down
Them Strangers be living around this town
I see Meida reppin' "R" "O" "C" with his crown
(Chorus xd)
Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrating it all with will
Five percent Flourish, Fifty percent Faust
A hundred percent Lockdown filled with frost
I spy an Undercorper fly by making laceration scars
Targeting me, Lord, Xair, and Lord Tinkinzar
Hey bro don't play dirty, don't think of us like shorty
Seems like you're a boss, but this aint what you think of a loss
AHHHH SNAYOP
It looks like Heavy-Duty just called out Xairathan big time here, and this is Heavy's last rap for the NiiEEEEEght.
And it looks like Zade followed up with a sick mad OD gangsta rap!
Burning it up
that's how I work
I put the load on you
while I wear my satisfied smirk.
You think you pretty? You just wait
you'll be served on a silver plate
with my employous lyrics
bashing against yo head like kicks.
My trident's shinier than your flare
and all ye can do is stare
on the ground and dead
after takin' a burning stapler to the head.
Yo Heavy, think you escaped
with your lyrics ill and badly shaped.
Listen, all ye Knights
here's an example of one with frights.
Challenge me and fall,
I'll fire you all.
Gonna lay down some verse
Gotta make this terse
Running out of time
Out of line
Friend just got mugged
By a bunch of thugs
Laying down these phrases
Makes me think of the crazies
Stang, this world’s a-shattered
Lying in tatters
And me in the pieces
With my one sole thesis
Gotta run gotta fly
No time, can’t deny
Wasting words here
Instead of my friend in fear
Sorry for laying it down yo
Gotta get up and go
Meeting the word count
Before I need to bounce
Not much of a spotlight
But I gotta own the night
*Continuation from post #46*
Stomp ya feet, bringin' the heat
The work of a DJ, don't always hit the replay
We make the remix, showin' off our pro trick
Yo Undercorper, your challenge will be accepted
Ladies and gentlemen here comes the anticipated
(Chorus :P)
Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrating it all with will
Five percent Flourish, Fifty percent Faust
A hundred percent Lockdown filled with frost
This DJ is a freelancer, and all I see is a tap dancer
Boss Corper, you know, better have electrifying energy
Drop to the ground, everybody contribute to the synergy
Time to bring in my allies, Lord, Xair, Shadow, and Heavy
Let's take on this boss and prove us our worthy
(Off to bed bye. sleepy. ¬_¬)
What is this, I don't even....nevermind. Can you translate this into regular English? Or is this a decoder game? Oh well.