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Sat, 07/14/2012 - 01:45

#51

Justbngoode

You have started a battle you cannot finish...

My raps have the power to change humanity;
I was sent to Haven because my homeplanet couldn't handle me
I kill slags while killing tracks,
the odds of you winning this competition is crap
so give up kid, just go home
cuz' the king of SK just sat on his throne

[chorus]
Knight of the life, he sprints through
making sure the game is safe for you
And as the night passes over the town
More knights shall soon come crashing down
[/chorus]

my legend of busting raps while busting slags
Is a mere understatement of my swag
when i take out my BTB
the screen is left clear of every enemy
and any wolver to die has been blessed,
to be defeated by a knight with such a worthy quest

Get crowns, smoke from a heavy pipe,
my metal sonic head will show my might,
And as my night shall progress,
and the players put to rest
i will monitor the game past 4AM,
For that is my responsibility as the SK Superman

*chorus, followed by the rapper talking in background quietly; nobody knows what he's saying, but nobody cares*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 01:43

#52

Toxicblade

Derp

I'm a knight from the westside and this is my rap
it is pretty inaccurate don't say it is crap
otherwise I'm gonna have to bust a cap
in you knee. You're gonna have to live with this pain
this rap has a hundred words so hey, just go insane,
but can we go inside before it starts to... rain?

Now I'm on to my second verse
and I'm none the worse
but I'm trying to act
like a stereotype
but it has too much hype.

My method of placing verses is inconsistent
and soon my rapping will be incoherent.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 03:13

#53

Skold-The-Drac

Forgive me....

Think y'all best forgive me
but I'd rather you not
best that you flee
cause you're gonna get shocked

just get back to grindin y'all are too weak
to even deal with my level of heat
heck even snarby says y'all reek
ya little fluffballs couldn't even compete

I'm at the end of my fuse with how li'l y'all be
need a shiv an' blitz just to enter F-S-C
I drop vana an' company
an' all I need's an I-S-B

honestly y'all be wastin time
y'all's raps be weak as slime
y'all want that crest?
best get some plate on ya chest

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 05:37

#54

Artistbma

I made this in 4th grade. xD

Yo! Yo, yo yo.

I'm YO-da.

Oh yea!

Im a jedi master, watch me shoot my blaster!

Oh oh...yea.

Im throwing a zesty beat, why dont ya smelll my feet!

Oh YEA!

Im playin on the golf course, gonna use the force force. Gonna win, Gonna win!

Word.

Its political, bro.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:57

#55

The-Rawrcake

"I put the load on you" I am

"I put the load on you"

I am Creeped Out Now, fo shizzle your jizzle, but keep it to yourself.

So far Heay-Duty is wizzinning with his mad swag rappin' skillzzzz with a 'z' at the end mah OD west side homeboy.

Yo, Xair, I gotta be real with you dawg. Your raps are missin' confidence and some swag! I don't mean to be hatin brutha/sista but I gotta be real with you dawg!

So mah bruthas, which one of these rappas is the real slim shady?

Fo nizzow, I will be lizooking at Gizoogle to find out if Heavy-Duty rizipped off his rizaps from someone else -.-

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:25

#56

Xairathan

Sorry for the lack of

Sorry for the lack of spirit
But I dun wanna hear it
As much as SK’s fun
My friends are number one

Don’t care for the stutter
No ‘fense to ya, brothah
I can mimic any sound
Don’t mean I got it down
So sah-ree, but when real life calls
I sho’ not takin’ a fall
Now I be speakin’ from my heart
You can tell me and dem are apart
Cause that there competition
Don’t got no urgent mission

Altho’ writing is my hobby
Gonna have to bow out, sorry
Tho’ I wanna win
I gotta help my friends

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 13:14

#57

Zaderules

-----------------------------------

BOOM goes Xair, You'd better beware
Friends are number one, don't ruin her fun
Reppin' the Jemps, Raisin' the temp
She be a hound, shaking the ground

Hey Skold the Drac, welcome to our pack
We always fight fair, so don't give us that glare
I see in my scope, your rap lookin' dope
Let's do this bro, givin the judges our show

(Chorus)
Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrating it all with will
Five percent Flourish, Fifty percent Faust
A hundred percent Lockdown filled with frost

*End of ridiculously long rap battle for DJ Zade*
*And Rawrcake, This Zade is Reppin the West coast*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:56

#58

The-Rawrcake

"We always fight fair" We

"We always fight fair"

We ain't no fair fightas in this hous, east side foo'!

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 15:06

#59

Meloncream

tongue-in-cheek, as I'm rather mediocre at lockdown

Call me Melon, this rappa is a Creamer
On the battlefield you ain’t neva seen a recon meaner
I be spittin out bullets, Cryo, Shadow, stab you in the back
With a Flourish level 2, you just got point-jacked!
Freeze, shock, stab, kill, a deadly circle
Or some sunshards to make you dance awkward like Steve Urkel
They say good recons are like girlfriends, they keep hurtin you
Disappearing, playing mind games, manipulating, too
One, two, one, two- you’re lyin on the ground
When you come back you get stabbed again, I’m nowhere to be found!

This is M-dawg, out!

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 16:39

#60

Undercorper

Take it to Dark City, Downtown

I'm rappin' cuz I'm a Monster
can't ever beat me cuz I'll come back
coming back in cluster
tridents held t'put you back in the shack.
Take them, my minions
put your stake on our dominions
because we're feared by all
and our conquest is yet to stall.
The competition is large
but we're a movin' barge
so ye better get back
b'fore ye knights die to slack.
This epic rap battle of chivalry
will always end in misery
cuz we always fight back
no matter how much ye attack.
Put those bladeless words down
b'cause I'ma win this showdown.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 16:48

#61

The-Rawrcake

60th post, mah bruthas! And

60th post (Edit: Sniped, 61st post ><) mah bruthas! And it looks like my rappin', OG east side dawg boi gangsta swag tight mad OD pimpin' west side real slim shady dope crazy dank straight up G' Heavy-Duty is the winner with his mad rappin' skillz with a Z.

Congratz, Heavy-Duty. You will receive a Crest of Winter momentarily.

I think it was the 45th post that won? I googled it and I couldn't find anything by googling your lyrics and you included stuff that made sense in this thread in there, so...

it's legit.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 16:51

#62

Heavy-Duty

Motivation and Inspiration

Imminent anticipation-
the best are yet to come
Active motivation-
I'ma give ye some!

Gotta have 'hundred words
but that ain't nothin'
a picture's worth a thousand
but a thought's worth a millin!

Think of a story
a thought or a theme.
Don't hesitate to get angry-
be tough, be mean.

With words sharper than swords
dunno what Corper's talkin' about
only with strength in hordes
'can't read o hear his own words out.

C'mon guys, don't give it up
to the monster who'll nevah shutup.
You can beat him, I say
but like Xair, gotta find your own way.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:09

#63

Supermetalmario

I actually rapped these.

So, instead of skipping the commenter's content as usual I rapped this out loud. All of it. Mhm, this was fun. And I don't skip your comments because I dislike you, it's because they're too long.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 20:03

#64

Grittle

well, here it goes

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 20:07

#65

The-Rawrcake

Wow, great rhyming skillz

Wow, great rhyming skillz Grittle.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 20:42

#66

Dukeplatypus

Still better rhymes than

Still better rhymes than Nicki Minaj.

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:40

#67

Skold-The-Drac

'gratz heavy

thoughts go out to heavy
man with such swag
now his rep's steady
for being silent as a mag

now with his chain
he's the one with swagger
he got his own claim
while we all were made haggard

congrats to the HD
who made us all see
what was key
to this thread made by the R-C

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 06:37

#68

Grittle

thank you people, it took

thank you people, it took make hours to copy and paste bacon over and over again to make it 100 words, it was the toughest thing ever in my life

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 09:51

#69

Orangeo

O-P and I know it

Yhea, yhea
When I walk by, beggers look at me like damm he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the road with my new sklover coat, yeah
This is how I roll, two trink ets, outta control,
I got regalia, with a halo
It's O-P don't ya know?

Ah... Noob look at that sklover
Ah... Noob look at that sklover
Ah... Noob look at that sklover
Ah... I... I still beg (CE PLIX)

Ah... Noob look at that sklover
Ah... Noob look at that sklover
Ah... Noob look at that sklover
Ah... I... I still beg

When I walk on the base (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got flourish in my hand and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm O-P and I know it...

Yhea

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 10:56

#70

Duskfinder

o-o

/clap

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 11:16

#71

Ubernerd

Man y’all ain’t got

Man y’all ain’t got nothin’
So just stop with yo’ frontin’
The Nerd’s comin’ in to teach y’all ‘bout somethin’

Y’all be exceedin’ the word score
It’s just 100 and no more
Rules say it has to be exact
But y’all just disregard the fact

So here’s a rap within the limit
See most’a y’all can’t win it
Ya’ blew yo’ chance when ya’ got all wordy now forget it

Now I’m wrappin’ up this rap
Before I fall for the same trap
Got 85 words an’ they’re runnin’ out. Oh crap!

Time to take a bow
Nerd’s out now

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 12:18

#72

Undercorper

Mark My Words

What's funny
's the prize had 'ready been won,
given from the sweetah than hunny
to the rappin' Heavy one.
But I ain't goin' down yet
an' neither are you
as long 's the trident in my hand
I'm not fallin' to any who.
Prob you dumb and didn't see
who 'ready took the prize gladly.
But I'm ready for another challenge
to show off and brandish my revenge.
Knights never see it comin'
when I throw my blade at summin'.
Just watch my words-
they sharper than tridents
even with just a hundred
I'm still a Boss of tyrants.

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 13:32

#73

The-Rawrcake

Lol, you guys :P We got some

Lol, you guys :P We got some talented gangsta' rappa's in here, even though my homeboy Heavy-Duty won, thanks you alls for participitatin'!

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 21:02

#74

Mk-Vl

I don't rap.

This is crap.
Banana.

Mon, 07/16/2012 - 00:47

#75

Lightyourfire

Not stopping till i get my point through to you

Spiral Knights without a doubt
what we're all worked up about
think you wanna prove your rhyme
but you're in it for the dime
You should know it
I'm a poet
and I'm in this for the arts
so listen closely
not just mostly
'cause this rap is from the heart
So grab your gun
have some fun
don't you care about the cost
it's a game
you're not to blame
it aint money that you've lost
Guess that's it
simple sh*t
don't go walk and ignore this
You get pissed,
you'll miss this
it's the truth to inner bliss

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