Should I pick a tortodrone or devilite?

How many steps are there in FSC?

What is FSC?

How long does it take you to finish IMF?

How long did it take you to solo all the shadow lairs?

Can i have ce?

How can you be a pro if you stare at threads more than you actually play?

Why was your pro gunslinger thread so bad?

Why is this thread so bad?

Meh, what Linguistics said.
If you're only answering questions for new people who need to know, you might as well prove you can by answering a few of our questions first. And considering you think that Unknown Passage is normal clockworks and have no idea what's in it, doesn't help your case that you're a "pro".

Is op one of those swordsmen armour or nothing kind of guys?

You may not trust us, but we will still be hiding in your closet tonight.

My avatar is a vague reference to something in my fan fiction here though I began writing it far after I chose to use the image. I must be psychic. Or psychotic. Whichever the people in white lab coats said.

You're just jealous this hoodie doesn't come in your size.

Oh yeah, to answer everyone else's questions -

@Derpules:
Possibly here, but probably not in the OP. Or, for that matter, in me.

@Demonicsothe:
Devilite. Devilite all the way.
Far too many, I get tired being carried all the way up the steps. Love Puppies don't have legs, what do you mean I'm heavy?!
FSC - Flaming Slag Coffin
With or without lag? My personal best for the actual boss fight was 3 minutes 18 seconds, since Divine Avenger makes it uberfast. I could probably do it a bit faster since I wasn't handling the rockets particularly effectively, though. The official record was somewhere in the region of one minute.
I haven't soloed all the shadow lairs. I haven't done any shadow lairs. I've never professed to being pro enough to do them, just a somewhat decent player with enough experience to get by.
Sure you can have CE. Pay me for it.
I'm not pro though! And I don't stare, I type. There's an important distinction. D:
It was bad because... uh... well, it didn't really do a very good job of explaining anything. There were no techniques described. Captain-of-Skaia did a much better job without being as pretentious, tbh.
It has bad grammar. Obviously this explains all.
His avatar is wearing Vog, despite his name. It's plausible he's a Swords or GTFO guy, although obviously if he's a pro gunner then he's just doing it all to be ironic.

@Dukeplatypus:
His achievements are posting in forums giving opinions lots. As for me, I do... uh... pretty much the same thing. Except I'm not a pro. Oh, and I was masochistic enough to take more mathematics exams than should really be healthy.
Uhm, it varies, but I regret to say I'm using the generic Divine Veil/Skolver Coat/BTB combo, because I am skint. It sometimes has a side order of Vog thrown in, too. I also have a wand that casts Snarbolax Nommus and shiny swords with neon light auras, but I only regret upgrading the purple one. Oh, and there's the hammer and all the assorted 4* bombs and guns which aren't worth talking about (apart from Dark Retribution).
...Hammer is best pony, because Hammer has Hammer Dash that would be a rainbow dash if they ever made a Nyancat Aura or included that confetti cannon that got talked about. No other weapon would count as a pony.
Best sword armour versus fiends would be either Snarbolax or Heavenly Iron, depending on what status resistances/bonuses you want. Just don't stand too close to that Trojan if you're pretending to be a lightning rod - whoops, too late.
Best armour is obviously GM armour.
I accidentally the thread.

@Dark-Flare:
Sure, if you pay an asn guy to play for you and heat up that gear. Anything is possible with enough money!

Pfff, Everyone knows that only Jempire is pro.

I should be able to get on for that time, preferably in the early side. For us Americans it would be around evening at that time, convenient to sit down and mow down some gremlins. It makes up for the gremlin based fanfiction with horrible storylines and uninteresting characters which goes nowhere so the original poster gives up only to make another one the next day or so.

Bring it if you want to heat it and can spare the weapon slot. I plan to bring my dumb Silent Nightblade as a sword when I prefer Gran Faust but I want to upgrade it. If you think I will forget about our little date, which I probably will, feel free to send some mail or something. If I can find a sticky note I can post it above my monitor in bright red letters.

Until then, my hands are lightening up on my Sentenza.

Hmmm... I thought there were fire-themed Retrodes and Scuttlebots, but I might have been wrong. The alternative would be a Plasma Cap, but tbh Gremlins are resistant to the damage either way you look at it. I'll probably bring the cap, since at least that will inhibit the ninja gremlins' movement.
I have a Gran Faust and Vog Cub that could do with the heat, at any rate.

As you can tell, the general public does not take well to people who make threads that revolve around the Opening Poster, even if the apparent intent is helpful and selfless. The fact that that thread would revolve around you makes everyone suspicious.

If you want to help others (new recruits) with questions they have, your efforst are better directed in answering their questions as they are posted, as opposed to asking them to post in your own thread.

Hopefully this thread hasn't deterred you from answering other people's questions in their own thread!

I swear, this never happens...

I just remembered I was supposed to be on a couple hours ago for that Seerus run.

If you are reading this, I am not going to make today/night/something to do with time of day because of stuff. Stuffy stuff. Stuff that can be put in other stuff to make it double stuffed. I heard you like stuff so we took some stuff and put it on your stuff so there can be stuff while there is stuff. What am I doing, stop that. I logged in just now to check if I missed anything and it said the last time you were logged in was a few hours ago so I should be in the clear. Until I am caught and beaten with ducks I am going to hide in the closet.

...you're terrible. :B
I completely understand stuffy stuff. Unfortunately, all that stuff in stuff is getting rather meta. It's okay though.
Regrettably I can't say for certain what time I would be available on any other day of the week but Monday. The Mondays are the only ones I am normally certain about, although I will probably be free for some of next week in addition.
I guess we can arrange things later.
Also, get out of my closet. You are not a shoebox. The ducks will be hunting you down.
...this thread has really gotten derailed, huh...

I seem to remember reading somewhere that they resist fire, and don't take as much damage from it, but I'll check it out. I don't think they take much damage from it when I throw vials at them, but I would need to test it against other creatures in order to be absolutely certain. The wiki doesn't seem to be very forthcoming on this front, merely stating that the fire-causing Gremlins are not completely immune to fire.
To the Gremlin Arena! D<

Edit: Jelly cube took 9 damage per tick, a gremlin mender on the same level to 6. Will run more tests.

Looks like the "pro" abandoned this thread

Vanaduke is 1 floor out of 5. The shortest of the 5 floors too. Dont have 90% of our items chosen specifically for 20% of FSC.

/sigh
Vanaduke is not a Fiend. Vanaduke does not do shadow damage directly. You have no idea what you're talking about. You are not a "pro". Stop it.

This thread got even better. I didn't think it was possible.

Vana is a fiend? Vana does shadow damage? Stop, you're killing me.