Kill everything that isn't you in ingenious ways. Rulez:
1.No alliances more than 3 ppls
2.No spamming
3.No invincibility
4.Don't even think about trolling
5. EVERYTHING MUST BE POWERPLAY
WAR,WAR,WAR.
Mon, 07/23/2012 - 01:58
Mon, 07/23/2012 - 16:44
#2
I take a bow and arrow. I
I take a bow and arrow. I sharpen the tip of the arrow until it is as sharp as a razor blade. I shoot Benightz in the chest. The arrow goes right through his heart killing him instantly and goes out his back and into Shotjeer's chest, pinning him to the wall he's standing in front of. Shotjeer suffers a much slower and more painful death.
Mon, 07/23/2012 - 17:03
#3
The flood(halo).
I win.
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 17:22
#4
>:D
*pulls out secret weapon* BANHAMMAH!
I win.
Thu, 07/26/2012 - 06:58
#5
I make an alliance with
I make an alliance with Iamnoone. I pull out my bazooka.
KABLAMOBAMORKLAMBLAMODOKOBLOMAMO
Artisnoone wins!
Thu, 07/26/2012 - 08:27
#6
I grab my sniper riffle and
I grab my sniper riffle and aim just above and slightly behind those that Art is taking out with the his bazooka. Art makes them go up in the air. I put a bullet through their head after they become airborne.
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 07:14
#7
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS
Come on. Sniper rifles? Bows and arrows? Too conventional. You gotta be creative to win this.
Observe. I just took a bank vault and dumped a metric buttload of quarters on your head. Or Crowns. Or gold coins. Whatever floats your boat.
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 19:14
#8
Really?
Boats? OK!
Takes a 1:1 replica of the titanic and smashes your head using it.
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:48
#9
boats really?
get my frined who is a expect snpier user and he snpiered in the head that it took 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000hours to respawn. and then i get a keyblade and throw your body in a lava pit .
fireheart WON!!!!!!!!
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:51
#10
I punch you into the lava pit
I punch you into the lava pit and make it explode i smelt your keyblade. NO MORE KH!
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:56
#11
before i died
i got a rocket luncher and you died of it
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:57
#12
I punch you into a lion you
I punch you into a lion you get eaten.
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:05
#13
then ...
Sora came to help me and we both fly back up kick in the the lave pit and seal the lave pit up and put like 30000000000000000000000000000 gates so no can get out . but me and sora.
fireheart won!!!!!!!!!1
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:42
#14
I flick sora he cries and
I flick sora he cries and plunges into the volcano I kick you and throw you into the sun.
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:53
#15
you died
take 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hour ETc to res
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:56
#16
I punch you then throw you
I punch you then throw you into lava.
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:54
#17
I give everyone superpowers which you can get off someone by killing the person with it. When only one is left, all the powers inside him cause him to explode
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:56
#18
I punt you into outer space.
I punt you into outer space.
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 13:44
#19
Space space space space space space space space space space
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 17:36
#20
I turn into a dark form(Similar to Riku's)
And use my dark aura attack to kill fireherat.
I walk away from this thread.
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 19:44
#21
I punch you before you get
I punch you before you get away and yell No more KH!
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 00:53
#22
"smacks everyone out using a electron vortex+suda charge, which I stole off someone since I only have triglav
Sun, 08/05/2012 - 12:38
#23
Pokemon! Gotta catch the- ok, that's enough for one day..
Dialga, I summon you! Oh wait, he has a bow and arrow...No Dialga! Run for your sharpened steel knees!
Sun, 05/26/2013 - 07:35
#24
DUrr
I completely forgot about this. Well not anymoore!
EVERYTHING IS POWERPLAY
I take out a BFG 10K and blast everyone with heavy rapidfire plasma bolts.
Sun, 05/26/2013 - 09:13
#25
I dodge all the plasma bolts with ridiculous ease, and proceed to catch one and throw it back in your face. With my bare hands.
Sun, 05/26/2013 - 09:43
#26
Shrugs
Takes my BFG 9K which splits into 80 smaller unavoidable bolts upon impact with a solid object. I then take the Gravity Gun and drag your face in dirt.
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 05:26
#27
I wanna join! >:D
While all of you were busy killing each other, I tie a Triglav, a Sudaruska, 10 Big Angry Bombs, and 8 boxes of Callahan shells to the business end of a Warmaster Rocket Hammer, charge it up, then smash you all so hard with it that you crash all the way from Haven to Vanaduke's lair, where he proceeds to angrily maul what's left of all your mangled, half frozen corpses. Oh, and all the weapons are heated to level 10000000.>:D
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 14:21
#28
oh ur on
i tap ur shoulder... <> take my final flourish, cut your head off... and that is ....
THE END. (or is it???)
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 16:08
#29
No its not the end.
I appear whit a WRH and i smash the guy above me.
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 22:06
#30
Note: Too broke for this to actually happen XD
I hoard 100000000000000000000000000000000000 CE, then give it to you for free all at once. You explode into a million pieces because of sheer joy. Or too much energy coursing through your veins. XD
-EDIT- Then I take the energy back so you can't revive yourself. >:D
Tue, 05/28/2013 - 13:59
#31
I take out the iPad I used in
I take out the iPad I used in the I stole the cookie game and blast gas with toxic gas
Tue, 05/28/2013 - 20:21
#32
Awww damn, that stinks! DX
The toxic gas makes me sick, then I vomit flaming highly acidic stomach juices all over Doom-Xx. @__@
Tue, 08/06/2013 - 18:04
#33
Necro
For the second time.
I Slap you with a dead fish. FISHSLAPFISHSLAPFISHSLAPFISHSLAPFISHKILL!
Tue, 08/06/2013 - 18:58
#34
LE EPIC COUNTER
I chop the dead fish with a knife, then throw a giant evil love puppy that with cry for hours.
And I shall also an get army of love puppies to eat the next poster. Ugh... And that evil love puppy shall cyro freeze you while you are asleep.
Wed, 08/07/2013 - 08:03
#35
I destroy all the Love Puppies with a GFC, Vog Coat, ASI VH (ASI MAX with the Vog Coat) Combuster, and my Gremlin VH Nova Driver. I take the loot and kill Doctorspacebar with it.
Fri, 08/09/2013 - 01:40
#36
I one shot Usevnsevnsixfivfor with sniper to save Doctorspacebar from his death.
Fri, 08/09/2013 - 09:50
#37
I ask what power play is so everyone rages at me and dies from raging.
Sat, 08/10/2013 - 15:25
#38
MURp
I say to U77654 "It's ********your***********ing*********mom's******"
He dies from censorship.
Mon, 08/12/2013 - 04:56
#39
Hey Shotjeer!
I hate you out of existence.
Shojeer never existed in the first place.
Mon, 08/12/2013 - 12:41
#40
Ok.Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what can i do?I know !!!
/punch next poster in the face.
Mon, 08/12/2013 - 13:37
#41
No, Shojeer never existed.
Shotjeer exists! I put on a Love Puppy Disguise, and the love destroys all hate. At the same, I dodge the punch, catch the fist, and break the hand. While you are writhing in pain, I blast you with my anitgua.
Mon, 08/12/2013 - 21:13
#42
Pistol is best weapon in TF2
I suddenly materialize behind Shotjeer and hit him with a Strange Frying Pan, critically hitting and killing him in one shot.
Tue, 08/13/2013 - 10:54
#43
Nope.avi
Unluckily, I was using heavy with daloahkohs bar. I spin around and burn/gib you with Huo long heater.
Tue, 08/13/2013 - 14:40
#44
Dividing by Zero
I divide by zero... Oh sh...
Thu, 08/15/2013 - 08:30
#45
Pistol is best weapon in TF2
(You have died. Would you like to retry? >Yes/ No)
I shoot a machine gun at the ground, use it to propel myself high into the air, and proceed to launch an airstrike at you with my missile launcher from a thousand feet in the air.
Thu, 08/15/2013 - 11:36
#46
NO
I airblast all the rockets back and you get gibbed.
Sat, 08/17/2013 - 04:28
#47
YES
I use the Booster 2.0 to give myself a little forward momentum to dodge the rockets, get in close, and did you just use up ammo airblasting my missiles? You DID use up ammo airblasting my missiles, meaning I am now safely able to hit you with the Blade.
IN THE FACE. TEN TIMES.
Sat, 08/17/2013 - 05:42
#48
But..
While you were in the air, I switch to Reserve Shooter and you eat 30 minicrits to the face.
Sat, 08/17/2013 - 10:21
#49
It truly does.
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/337/e/1/master_spark_solves_every... (I do not know how to compress links)
Sat, 08/17/2013 - 18:27
#50
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
But...
I use a Life Pot to survive the 30 mini-crits, which you get VAC-banned for. You can't shoot the Reserve Shooter 30 times in 2-3 seconds.
I then pick up the Master Spark because, since Nibri didn't specify where it was, it's automatically assumed by the game engine that it's in a treasure chest.
Alright Im first. Hmm, I build a huge robot that is 1 million times bigger than the sun. I punch the sun to all planets and all get sucked in the black hole. I also use a super sonic ultimate hurricane and blow all the stars out. Ok nobody is alive. I killed billions of people.
This is called making a big robot that can punch anything to the black hole