Good job. You punched beetlejuice. Good job. Unfortunately, I still managed to survive the Mini-Crits (heck, probably didn't even NEED the Life Pot with just 3 shots, but whatever), and since you didn't kill me I'm free to throw the Master Spark I just picked up at your face. While firing the Machine Gun at you. Point blank.
REALLY fought off Shotjeer this time!
(And that's why you never call me an idiot.)
After viewing the senseless violence, I used a time machine to go back in time to partner with CERN and start work on the Large Hadron Collider. Using my time machine, I was able to make massive manipulations to the project without any repercussions or even the slightest notice from the rest of the team at CERN. Over time, these manipulations grew in scope and secrecy, and eventually gave me access to the entire planet's power grid. The work on the LHC had been completed and the first test was scheduled. For my plan to succeed, however, one last preparation needed to be made. Using my time machine, I traveled back in time and killed OP so that this thread could never be created and thus locked my plan into solid fact as any counteraction would be a paradox. The first run of the LHC began, the proton beams reaching a world record intensity of 1.18 TeV, but it wasn't quite enough. With the manipulations to the project already carried out, I switched from main reactor power to the power of the entire world's power grid, funneling every last bit of humanity's produced energy into the LHC. Suddenly, with the massive influx of power, the beams climbed higher in intensity: 2 TeV, 3 TeV, 6 TeV, 10 TeV, and beyond. The beams rapidly got closer to my goal of 100 TeV, climbing higher and higher until, finally.
Nothingness...
The combined power of two proton beams, each at 100 TeV, slamming into each other was too much for the universe to handle as the force of the impact caused matter to travel faster than light, breaking fundamental laws of physics and resulting in the rest of the laws of physics, the universe, and even time to unravel. Because of this, nothing had ever happened, the universe had never come into existence, not even time had ever happened or would ever happen. Through years of planning and stealthy genius, I successfully destroyed everything and everyone, tangible and intangible, thus winning the game. Of course I also didn't win the game, because the game never happened.
Note-The paradox feature doesn't technically count as invincibility as it wouldn't prevent me from being stopped by others' actions, but rather just makes it so that others' actions could never actually happen in the first place.
Ahem... Gentlemen.
This fool thought he could bend time without being spotted. But from the beginning, he was being followed. Upon the activation of the time machine, I was already inside, with my Cloak and Dagger active. I followed Magnum Frost. I observed his insidious plan. And as he prepared to kill Shotjeer, I aimed my Ambassador, and with a single shot, spilled his blood on the ground. Nobody would ever know it was me. The bullet was made of ice, the same kind as my favorite knife, and it promptly melted to become indistinguishable from the fluids in his own head.
"What a fool he was," I said to myself. "If he had killed Shotjeer, the thread he made never would have happened." As I crept away from the scene of the killing- one could hardly call such a killing murder, knowing the man's intent- and recloaked, I continued to go over the thought in my mind. "But then, what would have inspired this idiot's trip back in time? His very action would have created a paradox which would have prevented the action in the first place, so failure was his only option; it was already known from the past that he would be killed. Easiest headshot I've ever made in my life."
I stepped back through the machine, Cloak and Dagger active. "He was an amateur and a fool."
You had to say, "Thanks for the target practice!"
Anyways, I use blutsauger and sap away half of your health.
I then proceed to whip you with Disiplinary Action, causing you to walk faster, and you step into a stickbomb field.
Rest is pretty explainitory >.>
Ignoring the fact that I just saved your life, did you just use a Blutsauger AND a Disciplinary Action? You're getting VAC-Banned for using two weapons from different classes. No need to run from someone who just got banned- I stop before the sticky carpet.
Now, if you DIDN'T get banned for that, then I won't get banned for pulling out my Scorch Shot and firing it once. At the stickybombs that are a direct threat to me. Scorch Shot flares destroy stickies. I proceed to waltz on out, with you hot on my trail SURPRISE CORNERSTAB!
What I meant about Reserve were those different pellets. Iddiot.
Anyways, I build a robot a trillion times larger than the sun, and punch Beteljuice (Whatever you spell it)