That awkward moment when.....
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 20:32
You kill 3+ pro strikers at once, then a noob 1 shots you with an ascended calibur.....
Post your awkward Lockdown moments! :D
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 21:08
#2
That awkward moment when...
You actually kill a player with Nitronome.
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 23:38
#3
proto ownage
i'm serious i got frecking 12k in ld in proto with just dtb and faust
killed the whole team at the very start lol.
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 23:44
#4
That awkward moment when...
...you kill a T3 Skolver with Cold Snap...
...twice.
And also that awkward moment when Cold Snap is better than RSS in LD. :/
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 01:21
#5
Lick
Will, I was playing with you and you consistently got 5k :/
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 05:59
#6
That awkward moment when.....
Lag really does kill you for once, but no one believes you.....
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 06:36
#7
That awkward moment when...
Someone calls you a noob for bringing a GF and heart trinkets and getting 7k damage for the first time....
Then next match you unequip your GF and heart trinkets, equip your Suda, and get 10k damage and 6 caps.
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 06:43
#8
That awkward moment when...
You realize you didnt use the search bar.
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 06:52
#9
That awkward moment when.....
I don't feel like getting raged for resurrecting forums, so stop trolling mine
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 06:54
#10
That awkward moment when...
You realize that, yes, you just single-handedly chased three people off a CP with a friggin' 3* Sun Shards.
Or when you kill a Striker who thought 'meh, it's only Stun' when he boosted into your Haze Bomb.
Or even when you kill a Striker in LD as a recon using a toothpick, Dusker helm and Fused Demo suit and think nothing of it...
...then inspect him at the end of the match and find out that he had a pair of tri-heart pendants on. Plus full Dusker and another toothpick. (Deathmark and toothpick is OP.)
Nope, those were the only three times when I actually did something worth speaking about in LD.
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 07:11
#11
@Willshock
25K in SKELLY JELLY.
sorry but I had to say that sometime.
Awkward Moments:
Distract two strikers for 90+ seconds when you're not using weapons at all that game..
When that Silversix spammer kills you..
(adding more later)
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 07:29
#12
You try to recon a rock jelly in necropolis.... and it kills you.
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:13
#13
That awkward moment when...
You decide to test your new sword while no ones around and kill a recon that was sneaking up behind you.
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:25
#14
<3
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 19:25
#15
.
Rough ^
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 19:39
#16
The Awkward moment when.....
You finish fending off a skolver and you kill him/her............then their whole team comes after you.....
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 21:05
#17
TAMW
You realize you're using your Tier 1 Lockdown loadout in Tier 3 Lockdown...
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 21:58
#18
Oh! I have two!
That awkward moment when you kill someone with a water globe.
That awkward moment when you want to play t2, but when equipping you forget about the shield. Then your suddenly surrounded by over 9000 skolvers who all want to kill you. (This has happened to me many times.)
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 23:20
#19
That awkward moment when.......
when you thought your teammate was an enemy and try to attack them
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 07:01
#20
The really akward moment
when shiv doens't wokr on skolvers, you used a spike shower....... and won...... anyone? no? just me? :(
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 07:30
#21
That awkward moment when...
You mindlessly spam nitronome and kill more opponents than when trying to use it 'tactically'.
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 09:23
#22
That awkward moment when...
u forgot all about the rss nerf.
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:00
#23
^^^^^^
When your younger brother and your fellow guild mates kill you in t1 ld
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:29
#24
You realize nobody replies to
You realize nobody replies to your posts
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 13:16
#25
when...
someone says they
when...
someone says they quit the game on the forums and no one knows who they are but them.
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 13:58
#26
When you realize that your
When you realize that your the only one without skolver in a LD match
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 18:59
#27
That awkward moment when...
You think someone is on your team because they're armor is the wrong color, and they don't hit you for a while, then suddenly smash you. (Happened to me today, felt pretty dumb.)
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 19:37
#28
When you kill a mob of
When you kill a mob of Skolvers with 1 Khorovod charge.
When you kill a mob of Skolvers with 1 Boltbrand Charge.
When you kill 10 people by Lightning Capacitor spamming alone.
When you kill a whole mob of opponents and get a last second death by a noob's 2* brandish.
When you realize that your team is all 2* noobs except for you and the other team is all Dusker clones with striker and heart trinkets and toothpicks and Trollsars... And still win. Twice.
When you die multiple times from having 0 normal defense and fightning a guy with a Nitronome and Valiance.
When you get 11k damage from having a heart panel war that lasts almost the entire duration of the match.
When you get a whole bunch of people shock-locked with a Lightning Capacitor... And keep missing when you try to kill them with a Toothpick and they're just standing there.
When you kill Ancientdragon.
When you kill Feller.
When you find yourself in a Youtube LD video where you get filmed failing miserably at trying to kill Canozo.
When you kill several pro T3 strikers by swinging your faust around randomly.
When you kill someone inside their own lockerroom using 1) shock status. 2) shards from the old RSS glitch.
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 22:24
#29
When you one shot a bomber
When you one shot a bomber spamming shock bomb with Umbra Driver's charge attack.
When you save your whole team by shielding them as Guardian.
When you or someone else spams the Warmaster Hammer.
When you get gangbanged.
When you kill a pro out of sheer luck.
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 00:43
#30
umm...
Ko 2 player by shooting the wall corner ...
I ko my guildmate when he's typing then being ko while I was typing ...
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 01:01
#31
That awkward moment...
When you accidentally kill your guild master with the DAMAGE from a Venom Veiler.... Two games in a row.
When you're the only non skolver clone striker in a match.
When as a recon, you sneak up on 3 skolvers capping a point- kill 2 with a single Callahan charge, and dispatch the third with a Nova Driver normal shot. The next skolver to walk past effortlessly destroys you.
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 05:09
#32
When youre derping around
When youre derping around with a triglav charge and you kill the vog cub recon by accident.
When rock jellies are so common no body cares about them anymore.
When your whole team has strikers, and youre the only guardian.
When ppl see u doing a slash as a guardian and suddenly call you a hp striker
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 12:39
#33
That awkward moment when...
...you look at the update patch notes, then go search the discussion topic and find none created yet, by GM or user.
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 14:17
#34
lol
I use an Ascended Calibur in LD.
I wonder whether I should be offended.
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 15:11
#35
That awkward moment when...
your the only Striker without HP Trinkets. O_o
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 15:41
#36
^TAMW^
You use the wrong form of "your"
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 16:06
#37
That awkward moment when...
...i read this entire thread and only laugh at the one "Lightyourfire" wrote.
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 16:08
#38
sir....
really bro? Grammer checks?
like there should be space between Light Your Fire? not lightyourfire? or it shouldn't be a fragment?
LOL you mean.
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 16:52
#39
That awkward moment when...
...you read post #2, and realize you like to spam Nitronome over CPs and gets a fair amount of assists/kills/trololos.
GRAMMAR CHECK!!!!!1
"LOL you mean"
"I am laughing out loud because you are mean"
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 17:43
#40
So this one time...
I have a story to tell!
So I was playing on the Forest map - playing recon - and I'm going around looking for enemies to gank when I hear gunshots and explosions off screen.
Figuring they would be headed towards the nearest control point, I cloak and wait in the middle of the CP (yeah, I know - not a wise place to hide). The point is still red and soon enough a few of my red team mates show up and wait with me; suddenly the recon warning mark shows up on everyone and they're all out flushing the area.
Being the helpful and resourceful guy I am, I start running around and occasionally reappearing to stab at suspicious corners and the areas where my team mates were getting the mark.
This goes on for about 30 seconds and my team starts getting more frantic in their search - until one of them hits me in a random attack and then everyone on my own team starts to kill me.
Turns out I was never on red team, and that I was the recon unintentionally death-marking everyone while evading their attacks. While capping the point I zoned out and forgot what color team I was on - it was apparently only luck that none of them slashed at the middle while I was cloaked and surrounded - the whole time I thought they could see me (as my team would).
Still hurt my feelings that they murdered me so violently though - I was only trying to be helpful!
... Jebus, I need to lay off on the acid.
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 19:41
#41
^^
Best situation ever
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 02:13
#42
TAMW...
None of you guys are willing to sell me your Cheese when I'm nearly at the 100k mark which needs to be hit by this Saturday 12pm PST or else I let my whole guild down and probably will have to go into LD and allow them all to kill me over and over and over and over again. Sell me your Cheese gosh dang it! http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/55502
When you go play T1 Ld to have a lil fun bombing and end up getting higher damage than the Hammer Spammers.
~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 08:48
#43
That awkward moment when...
You sell all your cheese to Weegeeftw and notice you need to buy 5 light shards to craft something...
Someone spam polaris.