So basically the point of this thread is just to post quotes that you like.
They can be from movies, books, people, games, anything!(except yourself, for all the sillys out there)
Example:
"I'm Batman!", or
"Pancheepi."
So have at it!
Quizzical Quotations
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 19:18
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 19:34
#2
Whats Pancheepi?
Whats Pancheepi?
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 22:11
#3
it's quoting time!
"It's morphing time!"
"What time is it? Adventure time!"
"Do me a soild."
"This is my rifle, this is my gun.This one's shooting, this one's for fun."
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:03
#4
Hurrrr
"Do you consider yourself as a god?! What can a man acomplish alone?!"
"you think you die and that's it?! You think when you die everythin'll be sugar and rainbows?!"
"Hey it's kiddy land!"
"Embrace the probability of your iminent death"
"Rainbow!"
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 14:31
#5
"We are the knights who say
"We are the knights who say NI!"
"Poyo!" (Kirby.)
"So basically the point of this thread is just to post quotes that you like!
They can be from movies, books, people, games, anything!(except for yourself =P)
Example:
'I'm batman!', or
'Pancheepi.'
So have at it!"
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 14:32
#6
"Double post :P"
"Double post :P"
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 18:16
#7
Ant-loaf
@Art- You don't remember what one of them creepy strangers says when you talk to them? =P
@Dmatter- I see what you did there!
"What is the most resilient parasite? A bacteria? A virus? An intenstinal worm? An idea. Resilient, highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to iradicate. An idea that is fully formed, fully understood. That sticks, right in there somewhere." - Inception
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 18:09
#8
@Immortus
Unless you gain an amnesia and was forced to become a farmer and told to marry a girl where in fact that you already have a wife. Yup, that would makes sense.
"I've covered wars ya know."
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 05:13
#9
I thought it was,
I thought it was, "Imcreepy."
:P
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:31
#10
@Artist
Eh, close enough!
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 18:24
#12
A Game of Shadows!
Sherlock Holmes: Lie down with me, Watson.
Dr. John Watson: Why?!
Sherlock Holmes: I insist.
Dr. John Watson: You... What are we doing down here?
Sherlock Holmes: We are waiting. I am smoking.
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Sherlock Holmes: Why are you here!
Dr. John Watson: I'm getting married? Tomorrow?
Sherlock Holmes: Oh! Embrace me!
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Dr. John Watson: You seem to be-
Sherlock Holmes: Excited?
Dr. John Watson: Manic. Verging on-
Sherlock Holmes: Ecstatic?
Dr. John Watson: Psychotic. I should have brought you a sedative.
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Sherlock Holmes: Watson, I just had the most peculiar dream. You and Mary and Gladstone and I were at a restaurant. There was a satanic pony. It had a fork in its hoove and it was laughing at me!
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 19:04
#13
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 22:27
#14
Excuses are like buttcracks.
Excuses are like buttcracks. Everyone has one.
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 08:35
#15
"Good morning."
"What do you
"Good morning."
"What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:51
#16
^
Oh yes.
Have a cookie.
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 20:12
#17
For all the Killjoys out there! Some nuggets of wisdom from G...
"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.”
“Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.”
“One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching”
“Oh how wrong we were to think immortality meant never dying”
“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.”
“Would you destroy Something perfect in order to make it beautiful?”
“Tears are words the heart can't express”
“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?”
“Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?”
― Gerard Way
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 00:17
#18
Let the investigation begin!
"Nobody touches his precious Nanako! The Sister-Complex Kingpin Of Steel, Yu Narukami!"
"It's only natural."
"Wage slave in the boonies by day, hero by night! Captain Resentment, Yosuke Hanamura!"
"Everything that bores me has gotta go!
"A spunky dragon with deadly legs! The Carnivore Who Discarded Womanhood, Chie Satonaka!"
"You need to eat more meat!"
"Please escort me to the ring my prince! The Unqonceurable Snow Black, Yukiko Amagi!"
"I'll finish you in one strike!"
"Blooming roses and bulging muscle! The Bloodcurling Beefcake Emperor, Kanji Tatsumi!"
"Deep in the realms of romance!"
"The body of a child! The brain of a genius! The 2000-Iq Killjoy Detective, Naoto Shirogane!"
"Is this an army of idiots?"
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 20:18
#19
"It was the mistletoe fault!"
"It was the mistletoe fault!"
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 19:08
#20
Inception
" "What is the most resilient parasite? A bacteria? A virus? An intenstinal worm? An idea. Resilient, highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to iradicate. An idea that is fully formed, fully understood. That sticks, right in there somewhere." - Inception " - Immortous
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 19:45
#21
On The Forums
"Why does all the spammers use the polyp avatar?" - Anonymous
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 19:48
#22
Post #20
I'm flattered Megapon... O_o
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 21:10
#23
So here's a few that probably nobody will know...
"Fool me once? I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times, you're officially that guy. You know- You know the one. You go to the bar he's like, 'This suit is officially- it's a Giorgio Armani. Atch- my dad knows him.' YEAH ^&*$ YOU! I AAAAAIIIIIINNN'T HAVIN' THAT %^&*!"
"There you go. Do you need further explanatio- Do you need clarif- Doyouwmumm- Do you need clar-"
"So, what you're actually supposed to do is look at the painting from a distance- Lemme go ahead and break that down for you: you're supposed to look at the painting... from a distance, walk up to it quickly, and scuttle through it. This is clearly the obvious..."
-Jon Jafari (AKA JonTron)
Wed, 01/16/2013 - 03:54
#24
Derp
"As I sit and think, I look up to the sun and-- OH GOD. WHY DID I DO THAT? IT HURTS SO MUCH." - Everyone that has sat, thunk (?) and looked directly at the sun.
Wed, 01/16/2013 - 06:33
#25
@Toxicblade
Tried to do that, but I'm in my room, and it's night XD
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anyhow....
"I'll rip your eyeballs and shove it up your ass so you can see me kick the crap out of you!"
Oh Strain, you always know what makes me laugh XD
Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:16
#26
"It's too dangerous too go alone."
"It's too dangerous to go alone."
Fri, 01/18/2013 - 20:14
#27
@Toxicblade
Beautiful =O
Fri, 01/18/2013 - 21:37
#28
Arrow to the knee jokes are
Arrow to the knee jokes are too mainstream!
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I decided to stay in Spiral Knights and quit slaying dragons.
Fri, 01/18/2013 - 21:37
#29
Arrow to the knee jokes are too mainstream!
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I decided to stay in Spiral Knights and quit slaying dragons.
Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:12
#30
Ant-loaf
"My peanut..."
-Johnny Depp
"I believe… whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.”
-Heath Ledger
Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:53
#31
When you're in jail, a good
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. ― Groucho Marx
Fri, 01/25/2013 - 16:13
#32
"I was living with a girl for
"I was living with a girl for a while. We worried about different things. One day, I was like, 'What do you fear the most?' And she was like, 'I fear you'll meet someone else, and you'll leave me, and I'll be all alone.' And she was like, 'What do you fear the most?' And I was like, 'Bears.'"
-Mike Birbiglia
Sat, 01/26/2013 - 05:23
#33
Hurrr
"WAIT THESE MEASUREMENTS AREN'T RIGHT!!!"
Oh Naoto, you always make me smile XD
Sat, 01/26/2013 - 05:34
#34
BEAR-SONA!
Yukiko: Weeeeell we go rescuing people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the TV! And theeeen we do stuff like Persona! with our Personas and beat the crap out of shadows!
Naoto: Are you making fun of me?
Rise: Ish true! Persoooooooonnna!
Sat, 01/26/2013 - 06:18
#35
Well-behaved women rarely
Well-behaved women rarely make history
– Eleanor Roosevelt
(singing to the tune from "Cops")
Bad girls. Bad girls.
Watcha gonna do when they mess with you?
Bad girls. Bad girls...
Sat, 01/26/2013 - 10:57
#36
"Be Afraid,be very
"Be Afraid,be very Afraid."
"From the Ashes shall rise a new kingdom that shall shake the very foundations of the World"-WC3
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 03:15
#37
Even Persona agrees...
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 04:42
#38
xD
"Why the hell are you crying,you see that guy over there he has no head,i don't see him crying."
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 14:29
#39
"I want to die peacefully in
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 09:14
#40
"GARBAGE DAY!"
/shoots
"GARBAGE DAY!"
/shoots Iamnoone
/laughs manically
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 06:35
#41
There are worse things in
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:48
#42
Ant-loaf
"I wonder what happens if I hit the Cray Button?"
-Soul Glow Activatur
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 20:35
#43
Here
«THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE» Highlander
«I solve practical problems.» Engineer
«It's a term of great respect» Emperer of Nihon-Ja
come back later with some more.
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 01:33
#44
DAVID WONG.
" You can die at anytime, get over with it."
_David Wong
" I should create a book titled "Why f*** Karate Kid."
-David Wong
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 01:52
#45
Cheese is milk's leap toward
Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.
Clifton Fadiman
Mon, 02/18/2013 - 16:32
#46
Mojo-beef
^ That's perfect!
Mon, 02/18/2013 - 17:07
#47
ya but...
the sad thing is we (people) cut it down and eat it so it doesn't get that chance at immortality. But be happy. We are superior to cheese.
Wed, 02/20/2013 - 07:14
#48
:)
Joker: "Joker burgers! Hah, talk about a happy meal!"
Joker: "It would be funny if it weren't pathetic... Ah, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!"
Lobo: "Feetal's Gizzard!"
(unknown source): "Good news: there is a God. Bad news: it's not the one you've been worshipping."
Edgar Allan Poe: "Even in the cruelest heart, there's a fear too terrible to laugh at."
Wed, 02/20/2013 - 07:02
#49
Eeeh
Sorry for double post :X
Wed, 02/20/2013 - 08:36
#50
Ant-loaf
"Muffins are just bald cupcakes." -Chap Stique
How do I shot web?