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Wed, 02/20/2013 - 13:43
#51
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Iamnoone
I don't kill flies but I like

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
-Bruce Baum

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 03:41
#52
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Infernus-Dragneel
It's bear time!

"Close your eyes. Lie to yourself. Live in blissful ignorance... It is a much smarter way to exist."

-Shadow Teddie

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:23
#53
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Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Dude, lakes are just islands for fish

Love is like a fart, if you force it, it's probably crap

Money is like a gift card for everywhere.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:26
#54
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Talking about music is like

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
-Steve Martin

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:37
#55
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

I tried to be someone else,
But nothing seemed to change.
I know now,
This is who I really am
Inside! I finally found myself!
Fighting for a chance!
I know now,
This is who I really am!

~Jared Leto(30 Seconds to Mars)

I am not afraid to keep on living!
I am not afraid to walk this world alone!
Honey, if you stay, I'll be forgiven!
Nothing you can say can stop me going home!

~Gerard Way(My Chemical Romance)

I'll wear your granddads clothes,
I look incredible,
I'm in this big.... coat,
from that thrift shop down the road.

~Macklemore

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 01:04
#56
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Iamnoone
Graduation Speech: "I’d like

Graduation Speech: "I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste."
-unknown

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 03:56
#57
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Infernus-Dragneel
it's time to get WILD!

"I'll renovate your ass!"

-Kanji Tatsumi who seems to be pissed off at the shadow.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 03:14
#58
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
If we don't somehow stem the

If we don't somehow stem the tide of childhood obesity, we're going to have a huge problem.
Lance Armstrong

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:46
#59
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

"You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure...but it doesn't matter...because we'll be together." ~Mal & Dom Cobb (Inception)

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:32
#60
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Iamnoone
Arguing about whether the

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.
Unknown

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 08:08
#61
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Gladiator

"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity." ~Maximus

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"And when you die, and die you shall, your transition shall be to the sound of...[claps his hands]...Gladiators, I salute you." ~Proximo

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"Are you not entertained?? Is this not why you are here??" ~Maximus

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"I will win the crowd. I will give them something they have never seen before." ~Maximus

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"We who are about to die salute you." ~Tigris

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"Shadows and dust." ~Proximo

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[Commodus enters the Colesseum arena to greet the Spaniard]
"Commodus: Rise. Rise."
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand and in that same moment Lucius runs to join Commodus standing in front of him]
"Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name?
Maximus: My name is Gladiator."

[turns away from Commodus]
"Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name."
[Maximus removes his helmet and turns around to face Commodus]
"Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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[below the Colosseum Commodus walks up to the chained Maximus]
"Commodus: Maximus. Maximus. Maximus. They call for you. The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. A striking story. Now the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the emperor himself in the great arena.
Maximus: You would fight me?
Commodus: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
Maximus: I think you have been afraid all your life.
Commodus: Unlike Maximus the invincible, who knows no fear?
Maximus: [laughing] I knew a man who once said, "Death smiles at us all. All that man can do is smile back."
Commodus: I wonder. Did your friend smile at his own death?
Maximus: You must know. He was your father.
Commodus: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother."

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"Is Rome worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him." ~Lucilla

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" Now we are free. I will see you again. But not yet, not yet..." ~Juba

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 13:00
#62
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Fropps
Bleep bloop bloop

Now for my quote.

"" Double post ""

That is all.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 08:12
#63
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

"And the sun will set for you,
The sun will set for you,
And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in gray,
And the sun will set for you.
"

~Linkin Park(Shadow of the Day)

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:15
#64
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
If you surrender to the wind,

If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it.
~Toni Morrison

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:04
#65
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

"And I find it kind of funny,
I find it kind of sad,
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take,
When people run in circles it's a very, very, mad world...
"
~Gary Jules("Mad World")

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 15:33
#66
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Mechanopocalypse
Bacon

Bacon sucks.
-Absolutely Nobody

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 19:10
#67
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Iamnoone
An intellectual is a man who

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 22:37
#68
Fropps's picture
Fropps
"It one takes one man to

"It one takes one man to change a lightbulb, so stop asking questions and get on with it."
~mum.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:47
#69
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Can't remember if I said this one or not... Post #69

"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you." ~ Batman (Batman Begins)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 19:13
#70
Capriceb
"Life isn't about finding

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
~ George Bernard Shaw

Sun, 03/31/2013 - 11:03
#71
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Avatar!

"I see you."

"I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later though, you always have to wake up."

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 11:23
#72
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Alright yall...

"What have I become?
My sweetest friend...
Everyone I know,
Goes away,
In the end...
You can have it all...
My empire of dirt...
I will let you fall...
I will make you....Hurt
"
-Johnny Cash/Nine Inch Nails
~
And "this" thread post.
-Luguiru

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 05:34
#73
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Iamnoone
If I could start again A

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

-Johnny Cash/Nine Inch Nails

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 11:57
#74
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Vbunny

" I put out the fires!" -you made them worse! "worse?... or better?" -Invader Zim

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'
If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

wait, just about ANY terry pratchett quote >.>

and last but not least:

"You know what they say: if you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, then burn their house to the ground!" -Dan, Dan Vs The Family Thanksgiving

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 12:38
#75
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Peter's Laws: The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive

1. If anything can go wrong, Fix it!
2. When given a choice -- Take both!
3. Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
4. Start at the top and work your way up.
5. Do it by the book...but be the author!
6. When forced to compromise, ask for more.
7. If you can't beat them, join them, and then beat them.
8. If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now.
9. If you can't win, change the rules.
10. If you can't change the rules, ignore them.
11. When faced without a challenge, make one.
12. "No" simply means begin again at the next highest level.
13. Don't walk when you can run.
14. Bureaucracy is a challenge to the be conquered with a righteous attitude, an intolerance for stupidity, and bulldozer when necessary.
15. When in doubt: THINK!
16. Patience is a virtue but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
17. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
18. The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 14:36
#76
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Iamnoone
I don't think the human mind

I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusions that can manipulate you into thinking there's some kind of change.
-Bob Dylan

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 15:37
#77
Vbunny's picture
Vbunny

"dan, we've been over this: you can't lobotomize someone just because they're perky!" -Dan Vs

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 15:47
#78
Spold's picture
Spold

-Spold

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 06:31
#79
Immortous's picture
Immortous

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
-Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
-Albert Einstein

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 06:55
#80
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Iamnoone
I have no right, by anything

I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 13:53
#81
Xears's picture
Xears
AVANTI!

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like, victory."

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 05:05
#82
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Laziness is nothing more than

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-unknown

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 12:43
#83
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Shadowstaar
"MeeM!" -a MeeMdic

"WHAT IS THIS?!?!" -Arin Hanson

"You know the good part of all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans." -George Carlin

"I will stab you with a rusty spork." -Several friends

"Global Warming... and fossil fuels... are causing bird acid? Brilliant." -Jon Jafari

"Steve, Bill, Langley, and Big Bill are on a quest to go to 7eleven." -Arin Hanson

"It could be the answer to the age-old question, 'Why are we here?' PLASTIC. %&&HOLE." -George Carlin

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 12:59
#84
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Gamaknight
Some quotes from my town

"Who studies he will know, who steals he will own." - This is kind of a rule where I live.

"When i spit at you, you will rust." - I use this one to scare people.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 05:16
#85
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Infernus-Dragneel
Reapurrrrz

"Fail and face erasure."

-The reapers

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 13:41
#86
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Gamaknight
"If you believe evrerything

"If you believe everything you reed, then don't reed at all." - can't remeber who it is.
"I swear to drunk im not God but seriously stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables." - unknown.

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 12:41
#87
Immortous's picture
Immortous
I thought this was a....creative analogy.

"And as I stared I counted,
Webs from all the spiders,
Catching things and eating their insides,
Like indecision to call you,
And hear your voice of treason.
"

-Blink 182 (I Miss You)

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 13:49
#88
Lord-Of-Dragos
Hmmmm. Aha!

If I could reunite the union without freeing any slave, I would do it.
If I could reunite the union by freeing all the slaves, I would do it
If I could reunite the union by freeing some slaves, and leaving the rest alone, I would do it.
-Abraham Lincoln

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 07:24
#89
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Iamnoone
“Of course, in Los Angeles,

“Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.”
― George Carlin

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 09:38
#90
Vbunny's picture
Vbunny
2 the ranting gryphon FTW

"hey stop that toast!" -we can't, there WILL be toast! "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" -2, the ranting gryphon

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 13:56
#91
Lord-Of-Dragos
Hmmmmm.

"Hey I found the rock. Great." -Nikolia from COD, black ops.

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 17:00
#92
Immortous's picture
Immortous

@Iam- I can't decide if I should be amused or shocked by that. What has the world come to?
~
"Deeeeaaaad giveaway!"
-Charles Ramsey

Props to this guy for finding Amanda Berry after all this time! ^

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 03:57
#93
Lord-Of-Dragos
Halo time

I need a weapon.
Spartan 117, John

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 04:07
#94
Lord-Of-Dragos
More Halo!

I kill the enemy, I do not hate them. -Jun
Trust me, paybacks a [cog]. -Emile
I like trains. -I like trains kid
"Crying" -Issac from "The Binding of Issac.
Medic! -TF2, anyone

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 10:19
#95
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
ZEE CAPTAIN POWER.

The real question is why your backpack surrounding my face.
― Zee Captain.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 10:54
#96
Vbunny's picture
Vbunny

BUBS: Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, right. {shakes fist in Bubs' face} You ain't got no nudity under there! Open 'er up!

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 04:52
#97
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
The philosophical idea that

The philosophical idea that there are no more distances, that we are all just one world, that we are all brothers, is such a drag! I like differences.
Brian Eno

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:08
#98
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Pipipipipi
The cake is a lie ~the person

The cake is a lie ~the person who wrote the cake is a lie in Portal

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 07:47
#99
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
A man's character may be

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
Mark Twain

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 10:30
#100
Immortous's picture
Immortous
100 posts! Thanks yall!

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
~William Shakespeare

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