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Take me as a hostage! (Game)

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Sun, 02/03/2013 - 09:44
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun

Hey guys, this a simple game.

Post your reason to take someone above you as a hostage and describe how you kidnap him!

Noname has no name so i kick his head and throw him to my car's trunk.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:50
#1
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

Granted. I posted on your thread.

For that I stick you in an empty fridge and have you buried in a landfill...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 13:00
#2
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
You're a Trojan so i punch

You're a Trojan so i punch your face and i take you to the jail.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 04:35
#3
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Score 2

I grab your gun and push the barrel up in the air. Then I kick you so hard in the sternum, your hands can no longer hold your gun up. I take the gun and shove it in your gut. I force you into my car. I take you to the closet in the hall and open the door. Opps! Boggy's there. Pushes you further down the hall to the first bedroom. I tell you to go as I nudge you into the room.
/shoves you in the closet and locks the door

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:59
#4
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
For being gremlin

I kick your butt and take your heart into the wall of shame.

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 19:41
#5
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

I throw you in with Thandersboourgg..... Have fun Iam!

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 07:31
#6
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
NOOOO!!!! Don't open the door!!!

It has escaped!

/kicks Fleet in the head knocking him into the closet
/slams the door shut and locks it

RUN!!! We have to get it back.

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 07:47
#7
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Disable Iamnoone

/kicks Iamnoone.

/changes avatar.

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 17:23
#8
Immortous's picture
Immortous
OH NOES!!!

I'm running, I'm running! D=

/Sees thoonerdsburgs on the horizon
/closes the gap
/tackles Boggy
/puts Boggy on a leash and brings him back to no one

There ya go! =D

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 17:33
#9
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
YAY!!! HE'S BACK!!! /jumps

YAY!!! HE'S BACK!!!
/jumps for joy
Thank you. Thanks you.
/hugs and kisses
/takes the leash and leads Boggy back to his home in the closet
/rubs the belly
/(has been edited due to graphic nature of the content)

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 14:51
#10
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

/Loads grenade into RPG
/Aims at No One
/Fires
/watches as Boggy runs into the sunset

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 19:16
#11
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

Huh. Granted, you can't kill no one, but Thrinerdsbug's escape is a problem...T_T

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 19:20
#12
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Proceeding the explosion...

I take Immortous and I dump him into the Mysterious Candy Van

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 04:17
#13
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
OH NOES!!!

BOGGY IS GONE!?!
Unkidnapped? :/
/pouts
I should go back to bed.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:35
#14
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Diet Mtn. Dewyah! Thanks Beni!

/Commandeers the Mysterious Candy Van and drives off in pursuit of Boggy.
/Stops at no one's house.

Get in!
Oh, and

/Throws Beni out of the moving vehicle.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:49
#15
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
YAY!!! My knight in shining armor's horse to the rescue.

Road trip. Boggy will be ours soon.
/sees Ben fly
/giggles
I hope he learned how to land. You know, you couldn't have picked a more perfect vehicle for a road trip.
/snoops around for candy

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 08:17
#16
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
WTF is this thread?!

Thunderbog is inactive

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 14:22
#17
Immortous's picture
Immortous
@Shotjeer

Hush now. We're at work here.

@No one - What?? Take the wheel! Gimme some of them sweets!

/Stuffs face full of candy
/Spits out wrappers

......Uhm IIyam....? ....Wahts en dis candeh......? Iyy don fell so gud........

/Passes out

What will become of Iam and Immo??? Tune in next episode to see their fate!

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 16:22
#18
Immortous's picture
Immortous
/unconsciousness

.........................Snort!......mhumfm....uhmmf...................h...........................................................................

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 16:22
#19
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

Double...

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 17:17
#20
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/grabs the wheel WHAT

/grabs the wheel
WHAT DA!!!
We go far to the left...
BEEEEP BEEP!!!
WHOOSH!!!
/looks at the fast moving car we almost hit
...and far to the right...
THUMP!!! THUMP!!!
I wonder what that was.
/looks at Immortous
/sees his face full of candy and wrappers
Yo, save some for me. Ya know what feels good with a sugar rush?
/steps on the accelerator
/looks to see Immortous going unconscious
The road quickly passes underneath of us. I don't see the...
AHHHHH.....

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