Away with these silly five word descriptions. Away with best and worst and explanations. Away with two words.
We're trying yet something new – hopefully something better.
Our discussion this week will be about the Vortex Bombs (Graviton and Electron).
If you couldn't already guess, here's what we want you to do:
• Tell a short story about your experiences with one or both of these bombs. Perhaps you've experienced the massive carnage that often comes with zombies+Vortex+sword charge. Perhaps you've felt the pain of the super slow walk speed while charging? Tell us a story. True stories are preferred but not mandated.
• Write a poem about the Vortex bombs. Haikus (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Three lines total) are preferred but not at all mandated.
Note that depending on the quality of your story/verbal wonderment, we may or may not be able to get everyone who contributes on the show.
Conversely, here's some motivation. Agazide (big name in Jempire and admin of the Adventure is Delicious blog) will be joining us this week. If you make something good, you might hear him say your name... :o
Also, writing an awesome poem might very well score you Player of the Week... just fyi.
Have fun! Ya'll don't let us down now!
PS - Oh Vog... put this in General Discussion again. Sorrrry!
Based on a True Story.
This is the story of two players in Lockdown.
One had a electron bomb and the other had a fang of vog.
Sadly they werent on the same team and both their scores where terribly low.
By fate, King Kromo decided to put these two lovebirds together for just one match.
The girl recon said to the other boy recon, "Why not team up and make those Jemps waste a buttload of CE?"
The boy recon happily agreed. "You set the bomb off, and ill uncloak and do a Charged Fang of Vog Charge!"
Now by nature, Strikers are extremely dumb. When a capture point is being neutralized, its their instinct to rush in, flourishs flourishing.
of course, the girl recon set a bomb right in the middle of that point. A skolver zoomed in and got immediately captured in the vortex.
But where were the enemies? Suddenly,Boy Recon uncloaks out of midair with a charged FoV in hand. With a spartan yell, he unleashes his fiery fury.
Another thing about Skolver Strikers, they light up like a Christmas tree. Oh! how fun those two recons had.
Theres not one thing more enjoyable than a Stiker shocked AND on fire.
At the end of the match, followed by a few swears from the other team, the recons said farewell and haven't seen each other yet to this day. : (