AAGGGHHHHH!! Not Sting! Take it away from us!
Give us a beer for the pain!....
Count to 7,000 Game
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 11:51
#4452
4310
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:38
#4453
4311
don't worry, i only want the precious
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:43
#4454
4312
Never! It's ours, our own. We found. My birthday present. Our birthday present. Yes, yes, of course. Our birthday present.
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:45
#4455
4313
shall we have a game of riddles?
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:48
#4456
4314
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, we love riddles! Shut up! We hate riddles! Well I love them precious. NO! We hate riddles! Riddles are evil, nasty, slippery, sneaky things.
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:54
#4457
4315
well, well, well... i shall start off with an easy one. What gets wetter as it dries?
edit: the whole point is to answer the previous riddle, and then provide another. :)
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:53
#4458
4316
A towel. Towels? Tea towel? Rag? Squeegee?
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 15:13
#4459
4317
(I really am bad at riddles.) Wetter as it dries? Idk..
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 19:31
#4460
4318
Ice/Water
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 02:54
#4461
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
Hi, were just coming by and well...
What's getting Wetter when it dries? uh...
*Thinking...*
Screw it, I'm searching the answer on google.
*Gone with number "4319"*
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 19:41
#4462
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 20:18
#4463
Wrong number Pi
4...3...2...1
*boom*
Fri, 04/25/2014 - 23:42
#4464
4320
It is now 4320 due to Thowardz not giving a number.
"What gets wetter as it dries?" The answer is a towel. Think about it. It dries yourself, but gets wetter. Not that hard.
My riddle:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 00:08
#4465
4323
Oh, hi Thowardz! *waves* I thought you were Pi. That's what I get for not paying attention and just looking at the forum avatar :P
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 03:30
#4466
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
4324
Oops, sorry about that last number. I were just forgot to change it.
btw, Don't this place get too quiet? I were gone and take visit now. It said that there only 20 new post. Maybe it's just an error?
The man who invented it doesn't want it.
The man who bought it doesn't need it.
The man who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?
Diapers?
I'm not gonna give the next riddle just in case I'm answer a wrong one. :/
EDIT: Eh nvm I'll find you one
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I
don’t have it. What is it?
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 03:44
#4467
4325
Haha, diapers! :D
Although that's a good guess that seems to work, it is not the answer that I found when I looked it up.
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 07:26
#4468
4326
4326
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 09:26
#4469
4327
4327
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 09:51
#4470
4328
Don't worry, I'm still alive.
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 10:11
#4471
4329
4329
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 11:31
#4472
4330
What can you fix by breaking?
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 12:16
#4473
4331
4331
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 13:11
#4474
4332
modern art?
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 14:11
#4475
4333
It's crazy. Yet interesting at times. I'm not too opinionated on this subject.
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 14:25
#4476
4334
no, silly. that was my answer to the riddle
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 14:51
#4477
4335
To Auto-Target's riddle? Oh, alright, not bad. :D
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 15:29
#4478
4336
I'm at a party right now. It's at the Titan Slayers Guild Hall if anyone is interested in showing up
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 15:42
#4479
4337
How long is the party going to last?
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 17:15
#4480
4338
Your too late...
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 17:25
#4481
4339
Eh, it's okay. How long did it last and what events took place?
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 17:39
#4482
4340
about 1 hour and I don't even
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 17:47
#4483
4341
A hour long party? That's one short party.
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 17:55
#4484
4342
It does seem a bit short... But I suppose people had other stuff to do.
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 18:22
#4485
4343 is double 43
It was going to be longer, but everyone left early
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 18:49
#4486
4344
More leftovers for those that stayed, right? :P
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 18:50
#4487
4345
The answer to the riddle was "a fast" (when you break a fast, you eat food and fix your hunger)
Joke:
How are British people fatter than Americans?
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 18:59
#4488
The Clock strikes 43:46!
I think that would be the other way around, not trying to be offensive, but...
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 19:17
#4489
4347
A fast! That's good :]
I agree with Pi. Realistically, the joke is backwards. Nevertheless, I am interested in the answer. :D
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 19:55
#4490
4348
they have pounds!!!!!! (the currency)
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 20:04
#4491
4349
Haha, that is good :D
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 20:08
#4492
4350
it is the only answer that makes sense to me
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 21:19
#4493
4351
4351
Sat, 04/26/2014 - 23:35
#4494
4352
Good one.
Sun, 04/27/2014 - 00:09
#4495
Daugh... has it really been this long?
4495. Is this counting posts or offsetted numbers? If the latter, then 4353.
Sun, 04/27/2014 - 00:30
#4496
4354
Yeah, we are counting offsetted.
Sun, 04/27/2014 - 01:18
#4497
4355
Beck got it! :P
Here's another one:
A poor man has plenty of it, but a rich man has none.
It is found in iron, but never in silver.
The wise never have it, but it is inherent to fools.
It graces honor, shuns pride, ignores hate, adorns love.
It fills the moon, but is gone in the sun.
Look for it in oceans, mountains, and clouds.
You can tell it's in boys, but never in men.
It lives in people, but not in their lives.
Quite simple in form, yet elegant beyond measure,
It's something so common, that few care to treasure.
I notice it in every person I see,
yet sadly can't find a trace of it in me.
Sun, 04/27/2014 - 01:34
#4498
4356
Oh my goodness... Pphhhttt, I have no clue at the moment.
Sun, 04/27/2014 - 08:56
#4499
4357
i believe the answer isn't in mine, but it is in yours
Sun, 04/27/2014 - 09:11
#4500
4358
So I hear Slug is OP now, and so are the Catalyzers. And I made all those with mist and actually still use them. Hipster points cut in half.
Edit: The answer is the letter O. The moon gave it away, then it was given away even more later.
*Mindblown by Markus clone's revelation*
691 bottles of beer on the wall, 691 bottles of beer....