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Wed, 05/29/2013 - 12:41
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Vbunny

for those familiar with the "things I'm no longer allowed to do in the military" list (as seen here here this may make sense.

1.) my Prestige rank indicates my standing in the Order. I'm not to refer to it as having "horse power" or my "epeen"

2.) after a minor Ash of Agni incident I'm no longer allowed to snipe herd

3.) the geo knights aren't to be referred to as "rhinestone cowboys"

4.) I may only use my Blitz Needle during missions or runs in the arcade. I'm not to use it to make swiss cheese, or pin up provocative posters of my COs and GMs.

5.) the Game Masters aren't to be called because there's a bronze bolt at the starter gate. they're also not to be referred to as "my slaves"

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 15:26
#1
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
I am no longer allowed to

I am no longer allowed to have "relations" with gremlins or devlites after I almost started a revolution agents the spiral order.

Sun, 09/08/2013 - 05:40
#2
Zephyniren's picture
Zephyniren
I am no longer allowed to

I am no longer allowed to attempt to "adopt" Grimalkins after a CO was relentlessly pursued through Haven until morning.

I am no longer allowed to use my Volatile Catalyser as a waste disposal method, as the craters cost more to fill in.

Sun, 09/08/2013 - 06:24
#3
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Derp. :3

I am no longer allowed to stay at Moorcraft Manor, involving an incident concerning a Wicked Idol and a cardboard cut-out of Kora.

Sun, 09/08/2013 - 11:35
#4
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
It's a Concrete Jungle out there

I am no longer allowed to attempt to take the candles out of Candlestick Keep. I agree, I think one invasion of vengeful Spookats is enough Haven needs for now.

I am no longer allowed to try reverse-engineer the Spiked Wheels in Firestorm Citadel. On the plus side, the doctor says the wounds should scab over in a couple of months.

I am no longer allowed to swim in the Haven fountain. But I could have SWORN my Mercurial Demo Suit was shut off.

I am no longer allowed to mix drinks for the Knights at the Guild Hall. Sheesh. Call it a "Mist Bomb Cocktail" once and the Health Knights just FREAK OUT.

I am no longer allowed to walk around Haven with holes in my Arsenal. Apparently my Waste Modules, Plague Essences, and Venom Veiler are bad for everyone's health.

I am no longer allowed to use crowns as projectiles. On a totally unrelated note, the Darkfang Gremlin Clan has reported a rise in spending from members of Deconstruction Zone crews.

Sun, 09/08/2013 - 21:13
#5
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Sandwich-Hero
I am no longer allowed to throw water orbs in FSC.

I end up using all the water with my poor marksmanship.

I am no longer allowed to revive people who have died in goo, because the goo splatters over everyone else and makes them tend to stick to the gun puppies.

I am no longer allowed to break explosive blocks when people are nearby.

I am no longer allowed to stand near my teammates while shocked.

I am no longer allowed to stand near my teammates while Shivermist bombing.

Wed, 09/11/2013 - 21:20
#6
Ra-Horakty's picture
Ra-Horakty
FOR SCIENCE!

I'm no longer allowed to juggle my Nitronomes in Haven. Enough said.

Thu, 09/12/2013 - 00:47
#7
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Xtweeterx
Question

What does CO mean?

Thu, 09/12/2013 - 06:31
#8
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
It's a Concrete Jungle out there

@Tweet: Commanding Officer.

I am no longer allowed to try welding lab parts back together using my Drakon's Fire Shield. Baloney, I say. They just need to turn off friendly fire- and shouldn't they have fire resistant armor anyway? This is a lab of mad science we're talking about here.

Thu, 09/12/2013 - 06:48
#9
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Quaquonfaes
I am banned for life from

I am banned for life from emberlight because of an incident involving the conjuring cat, the big bad book of black rituals, a wicked idol, 25 spark plugs and a miniature version of haven, if you guess what happened I will personally give you 2500cr.

Thu, 09/12/2013 - 14:47
#10
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Warp-Master

Oh, that's an easy one. The Konjuring Kat used the Book of Dark Rituals, the Wicked Idol, and the Spark Plugs to make a tiny construct fiend to tear up the Haven model with. The magic caused the monster to tear up the real Haven along with it.

Thu, 09/12/2013 - 14:48
#11
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Popoixd

@Ellthan-Cosmolion:Ok so....You got to emberlight you gived the conjurong kat a the big bad book but he accidetally used a wicked idol to make a the miniature version of haven thats was in the hall of enberlight cause i gived one to the conjuring kat got cursed and everything thats happen to miniature haven happen to the truth haven.Then he sumoned a a shocking Margel cause of the 25 spark plug.Then the shocking margel took a bite in the miniature haven.............................................

I let you imagine the rest.

1) I am no longer allowed to hunt red snipe whit my Argent Peacemaker yelling ''THEY ARE THE DEMON SNIPE THEY ARE RED LIKE THE DEMON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

2) I am no longer allowed to drink shadow cofee in haven.Why?Last time I got to much energy and,accendentaly,make the AH exploded cause of a little blast bomb accident.Its not my fault if I throwed its in the AH when I was juggling whit them.

Fri, 09/13/2013 - 13:17
#12
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Popoixd

3) I am no longer allowed to ad dark matter to everything i cook to *get more SK birthday token*.But i didn't tough its would make Vana power cookies D:

4) I am no longer allowed to ad luminite to cookies to fight dark matter cookies.

5) I am no longer allowed to take back develite to Haven *cause they need some holiday*.

6) I am no longer allowed to take back some jelly alive to Haven *cause they have a better taste when fresh*.

7) I am no longer allowed to cook some jello whit corosive acid ans ecto drop *cause its cheaper* instead of gell grop.Last time everyone got stomach burn.

8) I am no longer allowed to go out of my house when Nick come to Haven.But i was sure its was a super tasty evil impostocube ! I simply tried to protect haven by tring to eat him !

9) I am no longer allowed to *show everyone how super powerful is my Big Angry Bomb* in Haven.

10) I am no longer allowed to *make a movies about the power of blast bomb* in Haven.

Sun, 09/15/2013 - 07:34
#13
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I am no longer aloud to have

I am no longer aloud to have my own persional house without other people required to use it

Thu, 09/19/2013 - 04:57
#14
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
...jdsbjsk...

11) I am no longer allowed to follow people at night whit my Black Kat cowl equiped.

12) I may not refer Feron as ''Sugar Daddy''.

13) I may not refer Kozma as ''my own drug deller''.

14) I am no longer allowed to sell ''magical'' Proto Sword to noob and to say to them they can do T3 whit that.They will alway do it.

15) I may not invite a full party of proto set to kill Lord Vanaduke ''cause proto=DA BEST !!!''.

Sat, 09/21/2013 - 08:42
#15
Zephyniren's picture
Zephyniren
NO FILTHY THOUGHTS, PEOPLE

I'm no longer allowed to "rescue" helpless Menders in OCH for "scientific study".
I may not demonstrate the useful attributes of explosives (bombs and otherwise) if my speech involves "Hey y'all, watch this!"

(Off-topic, but how do you set a profile pic, I did log in through Steam.)

Sat, 09/21/2013 - 10:16
#16
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
It's in Fourm Prefrences under edit

I am no longer aloud to fiddle with a strike needle near Ferons bed

I am no longer aloud to swim in the fountain, because apparently knights can't swim

I am no longer aloud to take my helmet off, even in haven where having one is pointless

I am no longer aloud to wear magic hood and cloak and sell stuff in a dark alleyway while pretending I'm doing a black market

Sat, 09/21/2013 - 21:52
#17
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Sandwich-Hero
Hmm

1. I am no longer allowed to ring a beast bell near anyone in Snarbolax Set repeatedly.
2. I am no longer allowed to throw fire pots at oilers.
3. I am no longer allowed to Shivermist a gremlin demo near someone else that's frozen.
4. I am no longer allowed to wear a trojan disguise and make out with a trojan.
5. Similarly, I am no longer allowed to don a Love Puppy Disguise and make out with a love puppy.
6. I am no longer allowed to make an army of fake devilites to "invade" Haven.
7. Similarly, I am no longer allowed to don a Humbug Hat, wield a Thwack Hammer and attack Impostoclaus viciously.
8. I am no longer allowed to ask for candy from Strangers.
9. I am no longer allowed to steal from the Auction House.
10. Similarly, I am no longer allowed to attempt to blow up the Auction House.
11. I am no longer allowed to jump in the fountain with Mercurial Set on.
12. I am no longer allowed to jump in the fountain with Vog Cub Set on. Well what AM I supposed to wear in the fountain then? Those are my only two competent sets of armor!
13. I am no longer allowed to eat other people's Prismatic Frosted Helms.
14. I am no longer allowed to use the Sentenza or the Gran Faust around the Auction House when a big crowd is around. They don't want me to "corrupt" them, they said.
15. Similarly, I am no longer allowed to sell Curse Vials on the Auction House.
16. Similarly, I am no longer allowed to throw Curse Vials near the Auction House when a big crowd is around.
17. I am no longer allowed to attempt to unbind Sparks of Life.
18. I am no longer allowed to befriend gremlins.
19. I am no longer allowed to throw my swords at enemies.
20. Similarly, I am no longer allowed to try to slash my enemies with guns.

Sat, 09/21/2013 - 23:55
#18
Hearthstone's picture
Hearthstone

@Isebreaker

Click here to see my reaction when I've read your post.

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 00:56
#19
Hyper-Galactic's picture
Hyper-Galactic
RAWR

I am no longer allowed to undergo mitosis and produce an alt army of myself.

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 08:17
#20
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I am no longer aloud to wear

I am no longer aloud to wear flyi-flyi as a hat

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/46279?page=5#comment-795893

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 10:52
#21
Zephyniren's picture
Zephyniren
NO FILTHY THOUGHTS, PEOPLE

I am no longer authorized to use hidden cameras following an incident during which I unconditionally used the gremlins of Emberlight as a nature program, but live-streamed any questionable content straight to Kora's computer.

I am no longer allowed to perform "I can swing my sword" during Karaoke with my Gran Faust. It's not *my* fault that nobody had curse resistance. I was fine.

I am no longer allowed to use my Silversix in any Guild Hall that contains Mewkats. It misfired, I swear. I would never shoot one of those adorable little kats on purpose.

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 11:31
#22
Sandwich-Hero's picture
Sandwich-Hero
Hehehehe

21. Similarly, I am no longer allowed to shoot bombs at enemies. But why do the OTHER people get to use Pulsar and Catalyzer?
22. I am no longer allowed to hit my own teammates in Lockdown. But I didn't MEAN to kill the most experienced person in my team 3 times!
23. I am no longer allowed to use my Argent Peacemaker in any guild hall with mewkats. Just because Zephyniren did it doesn't mean I have to suffer T_T
24. I am no longer allowed to Ash of Agni a Gremlin Demo. I never KNEW that it would blunder into the radius...
25. I am no longer allowed to sneak shipments of Giant Lichen Colonies into Devilish Drudgeries. But I thought the Giant Lichen Colonies would kill all the devilites... Oops, guess I was wrong.

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 11:37
#23
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I am no longer aloud to hold

I am no longer aloud to hold up a mewkat and say take this to a noob who is begging

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 11:46
#24
Zephyniren's picture
Zephyniren
Like, yoink, dude.

I am no longer allowed to enter the Geo knight's command center after absconding with a large amount of Dark Matter. Note to self: Chaotic gremlins are HILARIOUS, or at least I thought so.

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 11:59
#25
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I am no longer aloud to use a

I am no longer aloud to use a bunch of sparks of life on someone to see if they go hyper

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 14:59
#26
Sandwich-Hero's picture
Sandwich-Hero
Ok

26. I am no longer allowed to try and shock sparks of life and use them on someone. The explosion can never be too violent!
27. I am no longer allowed to use my Acheron. It feels so nice, but it also feels like I'm being eaten by the Swarm...

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 15:16
#27
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I am no longer aloud to bring

I am no longer aloud to bring spookats back to haven 'because they made a cute face at me'

I am no longer aloud to post on the fourms while almost getting hit by sick puppys, that one was recent

Tue, 09/24/2013 - 10:43
#28
Zephyniren's picture
Zephyniren
NO FILTHY THOUGHTS, PEOPLE

I'm no longer allowed to "employ" Menders I "rescued" in the hospital after an ethical rights row.

I'm no longer allowed to use Dark Matter in the forge after powering up my Gran Faust to a degree that it was on fire and cursed everything around it, barring the wielder.

Tue, 09/24/2013 - 11:21
#29
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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-I am no longer allowed near lockers or washrooms at peak hours
-On that note, peak washroom and locker hours may no longer be referred to as "grabby time"
-I am no longer to refer to Barrus or Feron as "my bae" or any other diminuitive
-I am no longer allowed to disrobe any later than 10 AM
-I am no longer allowed to bring back any slime-types for "hands-on" experimentation
-I am no longer allowed to set up an alpha wolver adoption agency for the purpose of collecting a profit
-I am no longer allowed to gather up flocks of greavers so that I may release them on a full moon night in the middle of haven and scream "I am the king of the night"
-I am no longer allowed to bring back any monsters or constructs from the clockworks
-I am no longer allowed to bring back gremlins from outside of Emberlight
-I am no longer allowed to bring back gremlins from Emberlight
-I am no longer allowed to violate the restraining order placed on myself by the strangers on pain of solitary confinement
-I am no longer allowed to use a blitz needle in a game of darts
-I am no longer allowed to bring any blaze pepper near food or drink
-I am no longer to refer to Vise as "that goddamn fantasy-setting LARPer"
-I am no longer to refer to Punch as "Mad Cow"
-I am no longer allowed to yell out my bids ad nauseam at the Auction House
-I am no longer allowed to crawl into gates under construction and pull out all the dark matter
-I am no longer to refer to the Spiral Order as "the pony fandom"
-I am no longer allowed near Hahn with any object larger than a dime
-I am no longer to refer to Desna as "Butch" or make any mention of how one can iron shirts on her chest

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 18:56
#30
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I can no longer plant explicit images of Feron in a friend's Ready Room.
I can no longer incapacitate gremlins with Haze Bombs, then do terrible things to their groins.
I can no longer crawl into the Royal Jelly after killing him, screaming:"SQUISHY FORT TIME"

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:16
#31
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

I am no longer allowed to dress up as an Apocrean for the Dark Harvest Festival.
Neither may I dress up as Seerus in OCH.
I am no longer allowed to fill the Auction House with wolvers.
I am no longer allowed to experiment using rock jellies and lichen colonies. Apparently this turns their spikes into boulders. And their projectiles into makeshift Callahan bullets.
I am no longer allowed to attempt a revival on derelict Tortodrones using Sparks of Life.
Neither may I attempt a revival on Tortodrones period.
Neither may I attempt a revival on Wardens.
I am no longer allowed to use my Glacius on Ice Cubes. Although now we know they can create large, humanoid bodies using excess ice around them.
I am no longer allowed to use my Combuster on Slag Walkers. The Recon Rangers accompanying me had to deal with minor burns as they classified a new Deadnaught variant with the biotechs and geo knights.
I am no longer allowed to fuse Dark Matter into Strangers. Feron told me to wait until next Dark Harvest for the Apocreans, not create my own.

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 12:18
#32
Fangel's picture
Fangel
Oh good this thread is back!

I am no longer allowed into any level with monster cages on my own. Apparently those comfy boxes are only for monsters.
I am no longer allowed to wear my love puppy mask while in any depth that includes gun puppies.
I am also not allowed to start a cult of love puppies.
I am now banned from the biotech lab due to the whole "Recreating the bubonic plague" incident.
On a similar note, I am not allowed to venture into compound 42 without an insulting cavity search.
I am not allowed to be around knights with a sprinkle aura.
I am not allowed to "give away free presents" when they are, in fact, humbug hazers.

Sun, 02/23/2014 - 09:49
#33
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I am no longer allowed to take the wolvers I kill and cook them in a BBQ
On a similar note, I am no longer allowed to put jelly from the jellies I kill on the wolver burgers.
I am no longer allowed to sell stuff by jumping into the auction house and selling them, but not on the auction house.
Similarly, I am no longer allowed to get near the auction house.

Sun, 02/23/2014 - 22:38
#34
Nockwat
No longer allowed to use my

No longer allowed to use my Pepperbox as a cigarette lighter
Not allowed to sell cosmetics on the auction house, because selling bottlecaps as rare accessories is "bad for the economy"
Not allowed to alchemicise an alcehemecy machine
Not allowed to use fire pots in a party
Not allowed to eat minerals
Not allowed to trade with anyone lower ranked than myself
Not allowed to yell paradoxes at mecha knight kits

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 12:18
#35
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

My proper title is "Defender Elite Sono" not "Omega Fatcakes"
Not allowed to go around Haven in my Metal Sonic suit and sing "Escape From The City"
Never threaten someone with my Acheron
Not allowed to reverse engineer a 5* Swiftstrike
The Garrison may not be used as a paintball battlefield
Neither for a sword duel using brandishes
During construction, I am not the demolition expert
Not allowed to breed Wolvers
Or Chromalisks
Or Devilites
Not allowed to breed anything in general

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 12:59
#36
Whyna's picture
Whyna
DX

1. I am no longer aloud to wave my Blizzbrand in the core. Last time it had almost vanquished the entire population.
2. I am no longer aloud to dissect Greavers. Last time I had started to randomly harass people.
3. I am no longer aloud to use a plasma cell to power the comlink. Kora became deaf.
4. I am no longer aloud to work for Devilites , since they did not pay me with crowns.....

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:10
#37
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

I can no longer bring Ironwood to a snowball fight.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:45
#38
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I am no longer allowed to hire devilites for the spiral order because "They need jobs"

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 08:34
#39
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
The Spiral Order had to issue a new rule because of me...

I am no longer allowed to retreat to an abandoned section of the clockworks to perform experiments regarding the lichen, and see if I can create a "Lichen Lord."

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 12:05
#40
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Flame-Shinobi
Hmmm.... I'd rather not but.....

I'm no longer allowed to mess with the technology in the Lab. I may have accidentally changed the path of the Great Migration so that it runs through haven..... Heh.....

*Tortodrone Screech*

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 13:32
#41
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I am no longer allowed to tame Tortodrones and ride them through Haven as the great Migration comes through Haven

I am no longer allowed to name my Tortodrone "Chesnaught" and get him to use rollout on 10 knights standing in a pyramid shape

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 13:39
#42
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I am no longer allowed to hire Gremlin exotic dancers to perform at my Guild Hall. So furry....

I am no longer allowed to create: "art" out of dead Gremlins.

I am no longer allowed to try and summon Luguiru to help me with FSC. Poor Vanaduke has suffered enough.

I am no longer allowed to get all my friends to put on Gunslinger sets and Antiquas and play: "Cowboys & Indians" with them.

I am no longer allowed to use the Ice Queen as a Popsicle. Apparently, your squad dies painfully when you abandon them to eat her.

I am no longer allowed to light a match under Tortodrones. On the plus side, I will be out of the hospital soon.

I am no longer allowed to google the term: "<69". Oh god, the horror.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 14:31
#43
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

Covering all of Haven with mountains of Frayed Fabric is frowned upon by the Spiral HQ. On the plus side, Emberlight orphans are receiving generous donations of new (itchy) clothes.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 22:54
#44
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
I am no longer allowed to

I am no longer allowed to install asbestos in armor, even if it is vulnerable to Freeze.

I am no longer allowed to ask Kozma why, if we're all on the same side, she charges us for gear.

I am no longer allowed to hug a Love Puppy Disguise storage crate and call it a "Companion Crate".

I am no longer allowed to sabotage Spiral Order Incineration Devices, even if they are unsettlingly close to any "Companion Crate".

I am no longer allowed to hang Magic Cloaks and Magic Hoods outside Biotech Hahn's quarters.

I am no longer allowed to ride my shield like a surfboard on the Clockwork domes.

"They need a nerf" is no longer a valid reason to burn Greaver effigies en masse in the Haven Town Square.

I am no longer allowed to extract Snipe DNA.

I am no longer allowed to attempt to clone Snipes.

I am no longer allowed to put a cloned Snipe on a regular Stranger hat and resell it as a Sniped Stranger Hat.

When using an elevator, I am no longer allowed to apply 1.21 gigawatts to it, or connect any capacitors to said elevator that are vaguely related to flux. This is a prelude to the statement that I am no longer allowed to use any form of time travel.

If I am to break the above rule and go backwards in time, I am no longer allowed to do any of the following:
-Use a Blitz Needle within 20 squares of Razwog the Schemer
-Help Lord Vanaduke reclaim his kingdom before he goes mad (trust them, it'd be bad)
-Start any sort of relationship, romantic or otherwise, with Alpha Squad Recon Parma (Apparently, if I had proposed, it would have wiped out time)
-Make eye contact with myself
-Try to use Sparks of Life in the Skylark's engine

I am no longer allowed to whisper "Drop me and run while you still have your mind" within 25 squares of any knight that recently obtained an Acheron. I am especially not allowed to use a Darth Vader voice changer while doing so.

I am no longer allowed to attempt to stuff any double-digit or higher number of Nitronomes into one container.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 05:51
#45
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Flame's Angels

- I am no longer allowed to inflict the Curse status on Biotech Hann, seeing as he has no way to explain it.
- I am no longer allowed to shove Vortex bombs into Hann's face, seeing as he has no way to explain them.
- I am no longer allowed to slam Acheron insanity cases on Han's desk, seeing as he has no way to explain them.
- I am no longer allowed to hide Obsidian weapons under Hann's bed, he claims to have nightmares about the Harvester. (he's probably gone insane by now)
- After being found guilty of the above, I am no longer allowed to interact with Hann in any way.
- I am no longer allowed to burn Spiral Order crime files.
- On the other hand... I'm allowed to interact with Hann again.
- I am not allowed to send Kozma on "blind" dates. (I don't know how she keeps findig out it's allways me!)
- I am not allowed to be romantic with any Spiral Order women.... (I only tried it with Bechamel and Kozma! I would never get anywhere with Desna, allthough she is beautiful.....)
- I am no longer allowed to run Danger Missions after trying to be romantic with Desna.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 05:57
#46
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

About bechamel, you tried to woo a man.....

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 07:26
#47
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Oh god, Flame tried to woo a man.

I am no longer allowed to combine a Polaris with my Voltedge.
I may not jury rig a Blitz Needle to fire Final Flourish blades.
I may not infuse a Pit Boss with Dark Matter. The results were truly devastating.
I may not start a concert for the monsters. Who's idea was it to launch makeshift fireworks made of Nitronomes?
In response to the above, I may not make fireworks out of Nitronomes.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 13:30
#48
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue

I am no longer allowed to show off my shield bash on haven. I also have to pay for Monami.
I am not allowed to mention to knights "Want to see my excalibur?".

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:09
#49
Avelohk's picture
Avelohk
I am no longer allowed in the

I am no longer allowed in the lab without supervision after trying to rig an artifact to a protogun in order to give it "Endgame Powah"

I am no longer allowed to give body cavity searches, and it is up for debate whether I was ever authorized to do them or not.

After that one incident involving ingesting Dark Matter, I am no longer permitted to transport minerals unsupervized.

My radio was confiscated upon using it to prank call higher ups with monkey noises. I guess this counts as not being allowed to use my radio anymore.

I am not allowed to touch snipes anymore after taping many of them together in an attempt to fly.

Lieutenant Feron is not to be stalked, winked at, nudged, nor am I allowed to touch him in any way. I am not sure about how this rule came about.

I am no longer allowed to fire ancient firearms without authorization after attempting to triple the explosive powder load of one shell. On the bright side, my hand should be fixable via cybernetics. I do not know about that lab assistant's upper body and head though.

I am no longer allowed to use bombs as a method of transportation.

Doctors are no longer allowed to treat me in the event of self-inflicted wounds, because of the official ruling "Avelohk is not permitted to live any longer than naturally determined."

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:59
#50
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I am no longer aloud to summon Monami and Contri in haven and watch them do a epic battle

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