Convincing a Gremlin squad to uproot an Alchemy Machine for me to use as a club is now illegal.
Things I'm no longer allowed to do in the Spiral Order
I am no longer allowed to throw a party and invite Vanaduke. I am no longer allowed to shatter every fourth wall with a hammer. I am no longer allowed to introduce Vanaduke to the Apocrea. I am no longer allowed to sell tortodrones to Apocrea. I am no longer allowed to sell swarm samples to the Apocrea.
I am no longer allowed to shake my booty in front of Biscotti... who knew Ian would get so mad and beat me with a Ban Stick?
I am no longer allowed to accept payment for removing various parts of my armour.
I am no longer allowed to host speed-dating sessions with monsters in the Clockworks.
I am no longer allowed to skinny dip in the Haven fountain.
I am no longer allowed to try and persuade female knights to skinny dip in the Haven fountain.
I am no longer allowed to use a segway, and ride it off the roof of the Auction House. I didn't MEAN to crush a snipe!
-I am no longer allowed to trick Kozma into marrying me....
-I, on the other hand, asked her formally and she said yes! (Not Canon)
-I am no longer allowed to brutally mass murder mobs with Temperature Shock... I swear it was legal to use AoA and SB simultaneously...
-I am no longer allowed to feed Spiral Order crime filles to my Maskeraith
-I am no longer allowed to sell gremlins Shadow Keys... How was I supposed to know they would get throught the Unknown Passage!!!!
-I am no longer allowed to Imbuey Maskeraith with the swarm... We will all miss Hahn...
-I am no longer allowed to replace Trojan's dark matter with other minierals... The luminite was a success!!!
-I am no longer allowed to touch minerals.
-I am no longer allowed to fuse my BAB with and Acheron, Torllaris, and Valiance. The results were amazing in PVP!!!
I am no longer allowed to slap people off the domes.
I am no longer allowed to sell Haven to Herex (I let you imagine what happened)
Similarly, I am no longer allowed to sell Haven to the Apocrea.
I am no longer allowed to live in the Apocrea zone
I am no longer allowed to have a pet tortodrone after it ate Feron
I am no longer allowed to touch Dark Matter (How can I feed my Maskeraith?)
I am no longer allowed to play around with Punch's anvil
I am no longer allowed to have vials near the Auction House
I am no longer allowed to have an Acheron
I am no longer allowed to set up a base camp in the Unknown Passage.
I am no longer allowed to set up a pirate communications hub in Haven, Moorcroft, Emberlight, or the Core
The Konjuring Kat has a restraining order saying I can't get within 10 feet of him
So does Vana.
I'm pretty sure Bechamel is a she... lemme check...
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Shit... it says he all over the page..... DAMN YOU CROSS DRESSING BECHAMEL!!!!!!