Pretty simple. Who do you think are/would make the cutest couples in game?
I'm going with Vice and Punch, those furry little cogglers.
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me and my sprite.
no, you and your sprite.
seriously talking, I'll go for valeyn and whoever in the alpha squad she loves. I bet they make a good couple.
Obviously the Stranger couple that runs the auction house.
I wounder if any of the HoH npcs are together?
Bechamel has been confirmed to be a male. Idk where you are getting that couple lol.
Bechamel has been confirmed to be a male. Idk where you are getting that couple lol.
wow
Vise and Punch (like OP said)
Feron and Bechamel
Bosco and his Mecha Knight
Rhendon and um... anyone
I don't know where I'd put Kora but she's just so happy so she deserves her own slot.
Rhendon is a dirt bag. Any self respecting knight wouldn't want to be near him for long.
I'm not saying that Bechamel is the [most fabulous] knight in Haven... But he would totally be dating Seerus if this was not a war.
During the entire mission involving Razwog he could have at any point told Razwog that the blue energy source was part of the skylark and the property of the spiral order but instead of trying to reason with the owner of the facility you break into he instead keeps his mouth shut and lets Razwog asume that the knights are thives trying to steal from him.
What?
EDIT* Nvm
Gremlins are jerks anyways. To hell with them. Just ask Vatel!
Umm, who the hell told you that? The artifact isn't a part of the Skylark but simply an "artifact". Offtopic but I smell OOO will make some sort of gremlin invasion in Haven because of the guard near the artifact's speech. If the theory that it is what is responsible for the removal of mist, then OOO could send Herex after it to steal it since he's the only known Crimson member alive assuming Seerus is dead. Oh boy, the puzzle pieces connect to each other. I'm pretty sure something like this will happen.
Well, back on topic, I think Nonna and Petrode are cute. Because of Petrode's heart face and Nonna's cutey cutey goggles and appearance. Plus, they are good people. They sell babies after we kill their parents.
@Inferno-Forum: But we know there are 9 "heads" of the Crimson Order. One was Seerus, Herex is another, and Tinkinzar himself is another. So there are another 6, beyond Herex.
Also, the Roarmulus Project
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Also, Bechamel + Biscotti. Because It took me so long to realize Bechamel was male and Biscotti was female.
Lt. Barrus and Desna
Armero and Kozma
Hahn and Izola (interrupt me again, will ya?)
Kora and (possibly) Bosco
Vaelyn and ... someone, I'll work on it
I feel Nonna should be paired up with someone, just because she's so sweet, but there doesn't seem to be anyone available.
EDIT: Biscotti is female? Well, that's news.
Back on topic. Lets asume Seerus is imune to explosions just like the Snarbolax.
Who would you pair Razwog with?
I could see him and Zebulon. Zeb is the chroma HoH vendor.
holy crap how could I forget about barrus
Barrus and Feron oh my
oh and Kozma and Kora
Yeah I didn't notice until I read the Cleaver description. Then I read the wiki and now I feel bad for thinking Biscotti was male (Sorry Ian/Cherub).
@Traevelliath I said Razwog, Seerus and Herex were the only known members of the Crimson Order. Tinkinzar isn't a member of CO, he's just their and all other Gremlin's boss.
CO is just the most elite members of the gremlin army, or their bosses. Seerus is responsible for War machines (Roarmulus, he's Warmaster), Razwog is the schemer and probably was responsible for creation of levels after a deconzone has been cleared, and Herex is the bioweapons, power plants, that kind of stuff. If you add that up, it makes 3 classes. The other gremlin classes are Mortafire (4), Demo(5), Mender(6), Thwacker(7), Scorcher(8), and the Ghostmane, making a total of 9 classes. If my theory is correct, the mentioned classes all have a 'master'. We just don't have normal-grunt-type Herexes, Razwogs, and Seeruses.
Also, Project R was supplied and led by Seerus with the help of the Ironclaw Clan.
Another one: Desna and Feron. They seem pretty elite and stuff, doubt they never talked. The only problem is, Desna seems so manly... Weirdly manly. No racism intended, etc etc
sorry lol
but seriously could you imagine Feron and Seerus jfc
I can't think of who'd I want to pitch with Hahn though because he's seriously a difficult one
BOSCO AND THE MECHA KNIGHT FOREVER.
Hahn probably has his heart on a slime princess.
Feron and Vaelyn. A better love story than Twilight,
Hahn and a box of tissues. Hah!
Alternatively, Bechamel's love pup and Petrode, assuming Petrode isn't already Nonna's robo-husband. One of the Roarmy twins probably has his eyes set on the love puppy anyway. Star-crossed lovers from warring worlds! Beep boop, what luminance through yonder viewing port breaks?
Mysteryzx and Hollows
Oh wait, you asked for NPC's. Well, we don't play much anyway.
Bechamel is often mistaken for a girl.
Biscotti is often mistaken for a boy.
Neither goes out to fighter monsters, yet they both like to make customized weapons, like the Scissors and the Cleaver.
They also both start with B and have three syllables, so that's neat.
Spy, are you implying Bechamel and Biscotti "bake and decorate" cakes in private? *wink wink*
There's not much point thinking it through.
Also, I just rechecked the game files and found monsters are classified under NPC. So, Wolver and Spookat. Win! XD
At first it had to do with "white frosting" but now after rereading it sounds like it involves some Dev'ale (devite drink) or other "mood modifyers".
seeing how we can do mobs I pair dev IT (shock devilite) and a scorcher.
"are you implying Bechamel and Biscotti "bake and decorate" cakes in private?"
SHAKE AND BAKE
Though seriously, poor Bechamel. Biscotti is obviously yandere. Look at her dot eyes and that huge knife. I literally hopped back in my chair a bit when I saw the facebook announcement, I'm not even lying.
Both of them are male silly butt. *wags finger at you*
As I said, Biscotti is often mistaken for a boy. But, if you read the description for the Cleaver:
"A custom made Sudaruska designed by Biscotti, head chef of the Skylark. Though she swears it's just used for cooking, one can't help but think that more than a few monsters have met it at the chopping block as well."
At first it had to do with "white frosting" but now after rereading it sounds like it involves some Dev'ale (devite drink) or other "mood modifyers".
but what's the cake
Just wanted to say... Biscotti is probably based off of Ian/Cherub's wife who is a cake maker (The one whom EoS contacted when they made OOO that Love Puppy Cake).
Kozma, Kora, and Biscotti; ara ara.
It's confirmed, I can't count to two.
Um... ladies and gentlemen, Biscotti is none other than Ian's wife, Jess. Jess is one of those amazing Cake bakers/decorators etc, has her own shop... Now we just need a baby sprite or something to complete Ian's family.
Kozma and Brinks. They're always just standing there, who knows what kind of interesting dialogue goes on while we're away.
because i'm taking razwog with me <3
"Kozma and Brinks. They're always just standing there, who knows what kind of interesting dialogue goes on while we're away."
Would bet money that one has friendzoned the other.
Its Feron and Kora.