Spiral Knights - A new kind of roleplaying game

A new kind of roleplaying game

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Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:24

#201

Kbloowit

WHAT IS THIS

AND WHY IS THIS ON MY GREMLIN CHATTER NO! I VE HAD IT! IF ONE MORE CHARACTER IS MADE HERE I WILL IGYFDGYIFHDUFUIOSDGFSDFHSDUIGFUISDHFDUIFHUIWEGFUI
also,im Mister Torgue. master of all things that are guns and go BOOOM

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 08:45

#202

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

(wut?

warning, spoilers for dream team are coming)

--The Nether - Cave--

The crystal had writen more directions on the wall, when suddenly, dark portals started appearing and dark hands started appearing out of them and trying to grab her, the crystal dodged and dodged but was eventually caught anyway and pulled in. All the portals then closed.

--The Dark Dimention--

"Heh heh heh, I got you now," said Iurbak, "now, just let me call a old friend, the Chaos Kin." The crystal struggled to get out of the giant hand's grip bit it couldn't.

--The World of Chaos--

The Chaos Kin moved very quickly and only one hit him, not in his eyes, when suddenly, he went through a portal that suddenly appeared and quickly dissapeared.

--The Dark Dimention--

The Chaos Kin looked around and was in the Dark Dimention, and saw Iurbak, who was a old friend of his, "Hey Chaos Kin, can you do me a favor and take this soul and make the soul owner attack whoever she can?" The Chaos Kin agreed. "Good, now take it," Iurbak said as the giant hand gave the Chaos Kin the crystal, who was now petrified.

The Chaos Kin flew through a portal to the world of chaos, and flew away, but did some damage to Alvin by striking him in the back before he flew away.

--Test Chamber 2--

Zach punched Konata, making her drop him, and then long shoted to the top of the room. He then placed some cobble in the top corner trapping himself, and he put lava in the floor of his corner making it so if they try to move the cobble again, lava will pour all over them. He started mining the wall. (note that he is immune to fire)

Somewhere were no one was looking, the girl had rised some light arrow thingys whatevers and then they headed towards everyone fast.

(If you don't want for dream team to be spoiled, do not read the following section)

--Dream's Deep - Bat Edition--

Steve could feel giant yellow eyes watching him, when suddenly he heard, "SCREEK! VI Vhall Vill vou all!"

"Antasma..." said Prince Dreambert.

"Yes, it is VI, Antasma." said Antasma, who then held up the Dream stone for long enough for Dreambert to see.

"Who's Antasma?" Steve asked.

"How... it... it... was destroyed," asked Dreambert ignoring Steve's question

"Vhat doesn't matter, Vhat does matter is Vhat VOU WILL ALL VIE!!!" said Antasma

The eyes disappeared and the bats got together to form Antasma, who looked a lot diffrent.

Antasma then turned into a whole lot of bats then they chased everyone

(no more spoilers now)

--The Nether--

The Zombie Pigman king looked down at Scratch and Grounder who thought that he was still on the fireball and didn't seem to notice they were kicked off a cliff, so the zombie pigman king jumped down with his sword down to hit Scratch.

The Nether Giant then ran around all the Morphs (he's increadibly fast) and shot wither skulls all over them.

--Plantation--

Suddenly, a bunch of corrupted herplings and one derpling (herp derp) came and attacked them

Alex had found the teleporter room, which had a cowarding white creature in the corner. "Umm, hello?" said Alex. The creature shook more. Alex shruged and got on the teleporter, but it wasn't working. He then wandered out and to the side of the island. (you know what I find funny? it's the fact that the island is less wide then it looks)

--Outskirts--

but Kirby wasn't in Meta Knight's arms suddenly, the fight between dark and regular Kirby was starting again

"WIGGLER MAD!!!" Wiggler shouted as he flung himself up to get waddle dee off his back, and then continued charging towards the castle.

--Grape Gardens - ???--

right were the seed had landed, there was some giant plant that had been growing, right now, it was the size of dedede's castle, suddenly, giant long vines came out of the plant and onto the ground, and lifed up the plant, who started marching towards the castle,

Crimtera had been awoken.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 12:27

#203

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

"*sigh* Alright." Soteka jumps down the portal, only to be met by several turrets. "GAH!" He starts teleporting around the hallway, barely dodging the spray of bullets. One of the bullets graze his arm, making him flinch and take more bullets in his back.
Soteka, more annoyed than hurt, teleports above them, eyes glowing red, engulfs his arms and sword in flames, and slams into the middle of them, destroying all of the turrets. The bullets in his back come out and his eyes stop glowing. He calls back up the portal, "The hallway's safe now." Looking around, he notices a weighted plate and a nearby door. "There's also a storage cube button and a door here".

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 12:47

#204

Kbloowit

and then mr.torge blew up the

and then mr.torge blew up the world.'
end the

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 08:34

#205

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

bump

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 20:30

#206

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

Where's the doc?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:24

#207

Pipipipipi

I couldn't resist

Doctor who?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 18:55

#208

Fireofearth

Doctorspace, of course!
--World Of Chaos--
Sora beat them; not easily, for they (were) quite strong. He faced Ansem.
"Where are the people I came here with? And how did the World of Chaos come back?"
"No need to worry about that. In the meantime..."
A voice spoke; a familiar voice.
"How good to see you again..."
A white dragon(kinda) flew past, and stopped next to the World of Chaos.
/e Sora thinks...not good.

That enemy? :http://www.khwiki.net/Game:Xemnas

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 19:05

#209

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

(how can it be next to the world of chaos if it is IN the world of chaos?)

--World of Chaos--

Suddenly, a certain creature I stated in my previous post flys by quickly and knocks Sora down, it is flying fast and far

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 20:44

#210

Fireofearth

--World of Chaos-- When he

--World of Chaos--
When he defeats all of the enemies in the "portal," he gets launched back out. Ansem is outside.
And..um...what creature? There are too many!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 09:59

#211

Pipipipipi

this creature A.K.A. The

this creature

A.K.A. The Chaos Kin

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:36

#212

Fireofearth

Oh. Just read about it. And

Oh. Just read about it. And it seems powerful(obviously...)
--World of Chaos--
Sora got back up, deflected a few lasers while at it, and looked around for the mysterious creature.

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 10:29

#213

Pipipipipi

bump

--World of Chaos--

The Chaos Kin had already gotten pretty far, but it was still in viewing range, it was going fast, to where none of the heros knew, but they should probally follow it

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:13

#214

Obcydian

I appear with Movement speed

I appear with Movement speed increase 10,000 and a weapon that is 1 hit kill on anything and go kill it. I then disappear.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:41

#215

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

@Kmart go be a troll somewhere else

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:35

#216

Doom-Xx

I am the lord of the Swarm,

I am the lord of the Swarm, guard of the Swarm Core and I suddenly go into the nether outta nowhere. I swallow up everything I see with the swarm and start consuming the nether. I summon the army of the swarm which starts killing off everything

NEW OBJECTIVE: FIND AND STOP THE SWARM CORE

My Health: 50000000000/50000000000

Swarm Core health: ???/???

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:00

#217

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

IMPORTANT: UNLESS YOU ARE ACUALLY GOING TO PLAY THE GAME, PLEASE DON'T POST ALL YOUR TROLL POSTS, (I'm looking at you doom,) ANY TROLL POSTS WILL BE COMPLETLY IGNORED.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:47

#218

Doom-Xx

How is that a troll post? I'm just adding a new twist.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:48

#219

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

1. it's god modding

2. it's unfair

3. It's a sudden random overpowered thing

That's why it is a troll post

some random things you might want to know for some reason

1. Iurbak acually also rules the swarm

2. I got a full back story in my head for Iurbak and the girl

3. Iurbak and the girl are immortal

4. I am planning to put the back story into the game in form of ancient text

5. I still don't have a name for the girl, so I guess I'll just turn random letters into something

6. The girl's name is now degni, which I got from some random letters being turned into something

7. You can join the game, but you won't get any of that overpowered stuff for your character, for obvious reasons

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 21:39

#220

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

Pipipi, it says in the OP that you can be god or some crap like that. But seerusly though, you gotta have something leading up to that, not just throw it in and expect everyone to follow along.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:15

#221

Obcydian

I walk into wherever you guys

I walk into wherever you guys are and realize I can shapeshift into whatever I want, but I can't have any powers other than the durability of the materials or being able to fly with wings or stuff like that.

Other than that, business as usual.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:30

#222

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

@Sono being a god doesn't mean invincibility to everything, only age and disease, but I guess things can be that strong after all, I guess I'm just used to normal RP rules

@Kmart which characters do you mean?

Fri, 12/06/2013 - 04:26

#223

Obcydian

@pi I didn't realize it was

@pi I didn't realize it was that complicated
/facepalm

I should probably read the story and pick which ones.

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 22:50

#224

Sacred-Earth

(BUMP)

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 09:35

#225

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

Good game, Kmartrox. Good game. Now where the underwhirled is Doctorspacebar?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 07:15

#226

Doctorspacebar

My apologies

Due to school suddenly requiring a significantly larger amount of time, I won't be able to roleplay here anymore. My apologies for this late response.

If Sonosuke or Fireofearth wants to, they can take control of my characters. If they refuse, Pi can have them- provided he doesn't make them suddenly suck out of nowhere. I won't be around to enforce this, so it's on your honor.

I wish you luck escaping the Death Egg Mk III!

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 07:28

#227

Pvscifer

enter puscifer
the fabric of your reality is becoming threadbare. uncontrollable thoughts are tearing at the seams of your mind, begging for his insanity to relieve you of your mortal coil. libido has bled into all cognitive thought. your recliner begins seducing you..... sweet revelations.

bow down as I sweep the landscape with my mighty egg-farts of doom.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 23:54

#228

Whyna

My Character

I am a Ritual Summoner who summons things.

HP 2500/15000

MP 2000/10000

ATTACK SUMMONED BLAST DAMAGE = 500/800

ATTACK SUMMONED BEAST DAMAGE = 500/1800

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 23:57

#229

Whyna

Engage Battle

I engage battle with Doom

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 15:33

#230

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Doom isn't here to battle with you

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 20:26

#231

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

Rabid, I'm confused as to why you HP and MP are so low

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:54

#232

Whyna

The power of a ritual summoner

Sonosuke, i can use up all my MP to summon a monster with these normal statistics depend on MP.
If i used 1000MP

MONSTERS STATS

HP= 3200
DEF= 800
ATK= 1600
DEX=1800

also i can also transfer my stats to the beast

BTW these are lv1 stats

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 15:01

#233

Malkalack

We-hell

Bout time I started...
The castle stood imposing against a bleak backdrop. It was made from pure swaggonite, the swaggiest, most awesome materiel ever. The king of swag lived inside,with a bloodthirsty hound. He ruled with his magical swag powers. He could teleport people from anywhere, do anything, he was like a god. He is me.
He enjoyed kidnapping t.hose who could challenge his regime. He had created purple swaggonite guards and subjects to guard him and to take his commands. Straining against swaggy chains in his throne room, was three unfortunate people. The TF2 scout was bound an gagged in the lead. Behind him sat Iamnoone, a Spiral Knight. The third, was Pipipipipi. A wolver. He sat on his swagger throne and used his swag magic to crash starships that got too close. Corpses littered the ground on his castle, bodies strewn on the floor. He laughed, swag lightning vaporizing the Scout instantly. He turned to Iamnoone, purple lightning filled the chamber,.
"HAHAHAHA! You thought you could challenge the swag king, HILARIOUS!!!"

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 15:19

#234

Tender-Footmender

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I will introduce a new character.

Name: Zekrua

HP:999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999(yes, I am THAT epic)

Defense: 9999

Weaponry and armor: Godsword(greatsword with epic powers), Ultra Polaris, Ultra tome, God helm, God breastplate

Gear stats:

Godsword

Speed:infinite

ATK:infinite

Weight: so much that only I can wield it with one hand

Ultra tome

Speed:infinite

Mana usage:0

Weight:same as Godsword

ATK: infinite

Ultra polaris

ATK:infinite

Speed: infinite

Ammo usage:0

Weight: same as Godsword

Armor gives me all my defense.

Only I can control Zekrua.

EDIT: I am Zekrua and he can plow through Swagonite with any one of my weapons and with his FIST ALONE!And I, The Legendary Zekrua, am the only one that cannot be hurt AT ALL by 100% pure swagonite.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 15:21

#235

Tender-Footmender

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I come to Malk's fort and ring the swagonite doorbell and wait for him to answer.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 15:41

#236

Malkalack

Swag IS a virtue

My swaggod stats:
Attack: 10000900000000091918918273737929191910101010918282827282829920101020202020202020202039838383(top that, fool!)
defence: N/A. Swag mind control crushes all opposition. Infinite defence.
Weapon:Swag

A voice plays in Zekrua's mind.
"Surrender your powers to enter. None may oppose the swag god. Your weapons will be ripped away soon."
Zekrua's weapon vanishes.
"Hahaha!"
His eyes glaze over, his mind overwhelmed with mega swag.
"Enter, servant if swag."
A swaggonite sword appears on his hand. Swaggonite armour replaces his armour.
The eyes turn purple.
The door swings open, another swag-servant assimilated.

Yeah, you are immune to swagonite. But not Swaggonite with TWO g's.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 16:07

#237

Tender-Footmender

Umm, you forgot the "legendary" part.

My weapons and armor reappear.

I say,"I don't need the extra gear, but thank you for the offer"

And i am immune to swagonite, swaggonite, swagggonite, swaggggonite, and any other types of swagonite.

Just so you know.

And I meant no harm when i rang the doorbell.

That's why I didn't break in.

And I am back to normal when I enter.

EDIT: oh and infinite is bigger than your attack stat number and i have infinite defense now since i actually combined swaggonite's defense power with my armor's defense power.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 16:38

#238

Malkalack

Swag IS a virtue

Fine. He door opens, and pure "SwaggIUM" encases your feet. The chamber begins to flood with tar, as Zekrua screams in terror. My laughter begins to play over swaggonite speakers. Swag lightning strikes you directly. You scream. I laugh.I WIN. YOUR TRAPPED. I control anything related to swag or swag him so I guess I control you...

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 17:30

#239

Tender-Footmender

Umm, nice try.

You hear a great coughing sound.

"Excuse me," I say,"but that was all fake. Nothing happened."

And swaggium is a type of swagonite.

So I am freed at will.

"Now, mister swag god,I've heard you are very epic and don't need any more helpers, but just to be nice, I will help you."

Nice job, Malk, you now have a new companion.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 17:32

#240

Sonosuke

Excuse me, sir

(@Malkalack you can't control other players' characters. So no screams for you.)
Soteka walks up and knocks on Malkiboy's door. "Yo! Crazy wizard guy!" He takes out a box from hammerspace. "I know you have an infinite supply, but I found some Swaggonite on that floating island over there."

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 17:51

#241

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/looks through window

hey, is that my 2 nucular bombs disguised as me and Iamnoone that is gonna explode in about...

/looks at watch with a remote timer

5 minutes

I hope they read my post and know that it is gonna explode and I put a crimupption modifier on it

/leaves

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 20:32

#242

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

Soteka notices Pipipi and what he said. "Uh... I'll just leave it at the door. I'll come back never." He leaves.

(Also I totally just stopped the other RP on Death Egg MK. III. Go figure.)

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 14:45

#243

Malkalack

Swag IS a virtue

"I am not a wizard, I'm a god! Moronic mortals these days. Anywho, come on in to the swag god's realm- and don't touch anything! Very, important. Wouldn't want anyone blown up. Hehehe. Come on in!"
The swag gates swing open, revealing an impressive castle, with crystal swag monsters wandering aimlessly.
"Try not to die eh?"

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:59

#244

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Oh hi Soteka, how did you get here, I thought you were in Death Egg MK III. Oh wait, Sono put that he/she is quitting that RP, I was hoping Sono would take Spacebar's characters, but anyway, Sono is probally gonna make you have no clue what I am saying and I'm starting a new character right now cuz reasons.

--Swag realm--

Suddenly, a space ship crashed right in front of Malkalack, inches away from his/her nose. The space ship had a awful lot of plants on it.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 21:08

#245

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

"Oh," Soteka says sarcastically. "Well, my apologies, crazy God guy, but I don't wish to de-swaggify your realm. It seems..." He looks over to the swag monsters and then at the recently crashed space ship. "... lively."

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 05:17

#246

Malkalack

Swag IS a virtue

"Now, I let you in because I need your help. I am at war with the Picklites, neighbouring me. Let's go kill them all."
Several thousand swaggonite monsters take up their arms.
"Shall we...?"

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 08:21

#247

Sonosuke

All fire will break loose.

"Oh. Alright." Soteka summons his obsidian katana and goes into the realm. "You not gonna do anything about that ship?"

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 15:31

#248

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Yes you should, go into it, I haven't trapped the ship to make it explode or anything, honest

/wonders if they will turn around to see me narrating the story

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 20:50

#249

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

Soteka turns around to see Pipipi narrating the story. -_-'

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 06:09

#250

Malkalack

Swag IS a virtue

@Pipipipipi dude, hands off my character, JERK

"Well alright then, shall we be off."
Swag god vaporizes the starship with a gesture of his hand.
"Come along minions"
Hordes of crystal monsters follow the swag god out of his lair.
"Are you coming or not? They're just a few miles from here"

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