A new kind of roleplaying game
Mié, 09/11/2013 - 00:07
Okay, you're probably wondering why this game is in Gremlin Chatter. That's because this game has very little, if anything, to do with Spiral Knights. It's completely freeform! You can be whatever you want, do whatever you want, play however you want to play. If you wanna be Vog, you can be Vog. If you wanna be a snipe, you can be a snipe. If you want to be Cloud Strife from FFVII, you can be Cloud Strife. If you wanna be Samus Aran from Metroid, you can be Samus Aran. Heck, you could even try to be an amoeba, if you think you could make it work.
There are, however, a few restrictions. Do not write for other players' characters. Do not ignore posts meant to involve you. Be fair and courteous to your fellow players. Do not create in-game religions that have a practical effect on gameplay (i.e. you're free to believe whatever you like, but having a god step down for viewing or to toss my char around is going too far).
And then there's the perks. You could be almost god-like; you could create entire worlds and galaxies for us to play in; you could create tear-jerking romances or epic battles; you could mess around with starships while carrying stone spears and flintlock muskets. The possibilities are endless, limited only by imagination.
Have at it!
Mié, 09/11/2013 - 21:14
#2
FOR SCIENCE!
I am a god. what do I do now?
Jue, 09/12/2013 - 14:13
#3
Ok if its work i'll be a TOTALLY cray AND balanced knight.In truth i have two personality (Or even more MOUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Im gunner to say.
Jue, 09/12/2013 - 17:02
#4
*sigh*
Maybe I should just graveyard this...
Jue, 09/12/2013 - 17:20
#5
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((I just need a story. Oh I know! I'll MAKE one!
...what do I make... well, I'll just start with Soldier kicking down a door.))
"MAGGOTS!" Soldier kicked down a door and pointed his rocket launcher at...
...nothing. Nothing was in that room.
"I told you. I frickin' told you, Solly, THERE IS NOTHING IN THAT ROOM."
"Nonsense!" Soldier looked around the entirely empty room, searching for SOMETHING to point his rocket launcher at. After five minutes of fruitless staring at the wall, Soldier growled, "Curse those commie robots! They gave us the wrong address!"
"YOU gave us the wrong address, Soldier."
"Mmm! Mmmph mmmm." Pyro made a move to calm down the rest of the team. "Mmph mmm mph mmh mmm..."
Vie, 09/13/2013 - 12:33
#6
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((Hate to double post, but I wanna try and get this ball rolling. Somehow.))
"So." Soldier looked around at the entirely empty room in the middle of Teufort. "Where do you THINK that Spy-bot ran off to?"
"No frickin' clue. That's why we've had 'the buddy system' since he slipped past us. We're waitin' for him to screw up and get owned, remember?"
"Oh. Right." Soldier DID remember that. "So. What should we do then?"
"I don't know. The wave isn't gonna end until we stop that frickin' spy." Scout groaned. "And that's taken eight frickin' days-"
"SPMM-CHMMM! SPMM-CHMMM! SPMM-CHMMM!" Pyro blasted fire around the room, hitting every nook and cranny of it; Soldier and Scout were unscathed, and nothing really happened. But this did reveal that the Spy was not near them.
"Uhh, well, it's good to be responsible, Pyro."
"Mm-hmm."
"So." Soldier leaned against the wall. "If we're gonna find that Spy-bot, we're gonna need to look haWHOA!" Soldier's leaning against the wall had inadvertently opened a secret door, and the "WHOA" was from Soldier continuing to lean against said wall and fall on his back. His initial reaction, of course, was to roar, "YOU SISSIFIED HIPPIE MAGGOT WALL, I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY-"
"SWEET! A secret door. There might be awesome crap in here!"
"Mmph! Mmph phmm mmph mmh."
"Of course we should check it out, Pyro!" Soldier lifted his rocket launcher. "That cowardly Spy might be in here, snooping as usual! And if he is, WE WILL KICK HIS *** INTO NEXT WEEK!"
Soldier charged into the secret hallway and ran down the secret stairs, then kicked down another door, certainly not expecting the thing he'd find hidden beyond...
Vie, 09/13/2013 - 14:48
#7
Guess what he found?
Soldier found a girl! She stood in the middle of the room, with several dead enemy soldiers lying around her. She looked harmless enough, but I think Soldier knows better than to assume that. She stepped back, saying nothing, but looking like she was ready to flee.
Vie, 09/13/2013 - 19:59
#8
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
"Uhhh." Soldier looked at the bloodbath around the girl. Then he looked at the girl. It was probably her that killed those guys around them.
"Wellll!" Scout, ignoring the scattered corpses, ran straight up to the girl. "Hey there, beee-autiful. Dese guys give you some trouble-"
"MMMMPH!" Pyro randomly spread fire around the room, not affecting anyone (and avoiding the girl just in case she didn't have Mann Co. Patented Friendly Fire Immunity) but simply Spy-checking, as usual.
Pyro sighed. "Mmph. Mmh mmm mmph mmph mmm."
"Yeah, we DO hafta find that Spy. Listen up, miss, dere's a Spy we're lookin' for. You see any robots with masks around here?"
"Mmmh mm mmm mmph mmph, mmmh."
"Oh. OH, CRAP, YOU'RE RIGHT. I don't know her exact age." Scout scratched his head. "Crap. Uhh. So, maybe, uhh..."
"Mmph. Mmh mmph mmm."
"Riiiiiight. Gotta stay on subject. So, uh, the Spy. Robots? With masks?"
Soldier asked what he thought was on everyone's mind: "By the way... Those dead guys. They were all communists, right?"
Sáb, 09/14/2013 - 16:43
#9
I am also a god,
and I have no idea why a role playing thread turned into TF2
Sáb, 09/14/2013 - 18:57
#10
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((Because it can. Don't worry, I can add some more characters, and make this into an insane megacrossover... or just add some OCs and have Soldier, Scout and Pyro's antics as a sideshow. Or we can just keep going. I don't know.))
Sáb, 09/14/2013 - 20:17
#11
Commies?
The girl looked at the bodies. "Communists? Why...yes, of course. Yes, they were communists." She laughed nervously. "Say, can we get out of here? It's really hot."
Dom, 09/15/2013 - 06:43
#12
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
"Yeah, of course." Scout pointed to the outside of the room. "Solly, you an' I are headin' up with what's her name- I'll take up the front, you stick to the back. Pyro, you scour the place back to front for spies- I can tell you think there's a spy in here or somethin'."
Pyro nodded, an "Mm-hm" coming from behind his mask. As Scout and Soldier led the girl outside, Pyro began to examine the sides of the room. His real plan was to examine the bodies to determine if they actually WERE hostile as soon as everyone was out of eyesight, but he wasn't telling anyone that.
Dom, 09/15/2013 - 07:04
#13
I is part of this game
and I am going to be the god of cupcakes
Mar, 07/29/2014 - 18:48
#14
Yay for going back to edit
((Going to leave a original version and edited version for comparison, and put comments on the Original Version
My gosh, I can't believe what pretty much started my adventures in this thread with 3 sentences))
Original Version
I'll control steve and quote,
Steve has just finished his house and is surviving, he doesn't have advanced stuff yet, just a basic house and a basic mine
quote just saved the island and is now on the surface
Edited Version
--Steve's World--
After spawning in a newly generated world, Steve proceeded to punch down trees. Eventually, he had a house built, and hid inside of it for the night.
--Floating Island, Skies--
After saving the island, Quote, Curly, and Balrog flew off, using Balrog's power of flight that I don't understand. "So, uh, anywhere you want to go?" asked Balrog.
"How about we go see what's on the surface," said Curly, "I am curious what lies there."
"Then to the surface we go!" Balrog said, as he flew down to the surface. Once they got there, Quote and Curly went on different paths to investigate the surface.
((I'm probably not getting Balrog's personality increadibly wrong, due to the fact it's been a long time since I last played Cave Story))
Dom, 09/15/2013 - 22:06
#15
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((Oh. So we're getting Cave Story and Minecraft into this now! All right, time for an original character from the world of Tekkit... and Dr. Eggman, with his Egg Mobile AI that is, umm, totally not any character you know.))
Near some weird floating island
"WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!"
Alvin was having a bad day. He'd just fought his way through a moon dungeon full of space skeletons that dual-wielded bows, had run low on oxygen just as he realized he left his spaceship in his lander, been forced to hide in a dimensional dungeon to refill his tanks, ended up falling in a trap and being deposited in Limbo (stupid traps), run entirely out of Powered Armor energy in Limbo, been thoroughly creeped the heck out by giant floating... THINGS in Limbo, and when he got out, he was free-falling toward the seas of an overworld his scanners didn't recognize.
"SOLAR PANEL ONLINE. RECEIVING ENERGY."
"Good." Alvin activated his Powered Armor's glider. "Maybe I can find a way back home... at least I got this." Alvin pulled a Cheese Curd out of his backpack. "The moon really was made of cheese. Just like I theorized, there was cheese on the WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!"
It looked like a giant bar of soap with wings was flying with PEOPLE on his back. That had ANTENNAS. On their HEADS.
"Well. That's different." Alvin disengaged his glider just for enough time to catch up with the bar of soap. "Hey! Uh... who are you?"
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Within the vicinity of a house made out of blocks
"Pfffft. What a waste of time."
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, known to the world as "Dr. Eggman" because of his ridiculous girth, was very annoyed at Knuckles at this moment. "Oh, you just HAD to throw the Chaos Emerald into space. YOU HAD TO THROW IT INTO SPACE TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING IT, DIDN'T YOU?!" His Egg Mobile scoured the extremely blocky world he assumed the red Emerald to have landed on. "Well, we'll see who gets the last laugh. WE'LL SEE!"
Eggman directed the Egg Mobile toward a house. "Hmmmmm. Look at this... scanner, scan it."
A familiar feminine robotic voice asked, "WHY SHOULD I?"
"Because I GOT YOU OUT OF THAT BORING OLD SCIENCE WAREHOUSE, YOU IDIOT! Urgh, you're worse than Scratch and Grounder."
"WELL, EXCUUUUUUSE ME FOR BEING A LITTLE CRANKY WHEN I DON'T GET ENOUGH ENERGY."
"ERGH... fine. I'll turn on the solar panel, just please scan that house."
"YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD." Eggman's newly adapted (and, uh, totally not stolen) Egg Mobile AI, which he'd found in some complex on another planet scanned the house. "WELL. THAT IS INTERESTING."
"What?"
"THIS ENTIRE HOUSE WAS BUILT WITHIN A FEW DAYS. I WASN'T EVEN SCANNING FOR THAT. BUT JUDGING BY THE FRESHNESS OF THE FINGERPRINTS ON THIS VERY BLOCKY LOGIC-DEFYING STRUCTURE, IT WAS BUILT IN A FEW DAYS. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE FINGERPRINT ON THE HOUSE. A BLOCK-SHAPED FINGERPRINT, OF COURSE..."
"Hmm. INTERESTING." Eggman pondered for a few moments before spotting the likely source of the house: some blocky guy in a blue shirt and pants. "He was industrious enough to build this in a few days... AHEM! You, down there in the blue shirt! Would you like a prestigious opportunity to gain a multitude of resources?"
Lun, 09/16/2013 - 12:20
#16
Taking Thin's advice for what I should be
I pseudopoded around the blood cell. This was boring. Wait, were amoebae even supposed to have feelings? Regardless, it was still boring. Bah. I shapeshifted into a tiny hammer and began banging on the ground in my boredom. Suddenly, I fell into the ground. It was a long drop before I hit rock. Well, for me. It was like, 1 centimeter drop. That's enormous for an amoeba. Much too far for me to psuedopod over anyway. I found a secret tunnel, and curiously pseudopoded into it. It was really dark, and long. But at least it had water and bacteria. I could probably live in this tunnel.
Lun, 09/16/2013 - 14:28
#17
quote just looks at Alvin,
quote just looks at Alvin, ready to attack if needed but didn't feel that he would acually attack, he then saw one of those blob things (I have no idea what they are and am 2 lazy to complete the game again to find out) and shot it, right as the blob was going to attack alvin
Steve thought for a moment and asked "do the resources include diamonds?"
Lun, 09/16/2013 - 15:27
#18
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((They're called Critters. Also, can you try to include some more detail in your posts? Like, for example, where your character is standing. Or if anyone else (like Curly or Balrog) is nearby.))
The Surface
The guy with the baseball hat just shot at a monster that was somehow directly above Alvin. It exploded in a mass of goo, one drop neatly bouncing off Alvin's Power Helmet. But he didn't talk. Why not?
"Uh... thanks." Did he know how to talk? He looked like some kind of robot. Alvin asked, "Hello? Where am I?"
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Steve's House
"YES! Diamonds. All the diamonds you could ever want!" Then, he quietly said aside to the Egg Mobile AI, "We can get him diamonds, right?"
"OF COURSE WE CAN GET HIM DIAMONDS."
"Ah! Good! Even my vehicle agrees with me."
"I AM NOT JUST A VEHICLE! I'M A HIGHLY ADVANCED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DEVELOPED BY AP-"
"Ahem!" Eggman resumed his villianous blustering. "Diamonds beyond compare are but one of the trifles I can offer you! Bring me the red Chaos Emerald that has landed on this planet and I can promise you a prominent position in the soon-to-be-great nation of Eggmanland!"
"EGGMANLAND? TELL ME YOU'RE KIDD-"
"Shaddap, Egg Mobile. And if you don't want this prominent position? No worries! Almost anything you desire can be YOURS if you get me this Chaos Emerald. I'll even give you the tools to start searching!" Eggman grinned. "So what'll it be?"
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Microscopic Tunnel
"TUNNEL EXPLORED. MAPPING COMPLETE. REVERSING..."
Eta did a 180-degree turn at the dead end of the tunnel, setting her searchlight ahead of her. This had the potential to be a complex microscopic tunnel system, and only Eta, a hemispherical robot on a set of treads that held the title of "world's smallest exploration robot" could traverse it. Eta was feeling up to the task of mapping the entire system. This one dead end wouldn't stop her! Nothing stopped Eta!
"WARNING! ENTITY DETECTED." Eta's sensors had picked up some kind of protozoa moving in her direction. Using every bit of information humans had discovered on protozoans, she attempted to ask the protozoa, "PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF."
Lun, 09/16/2013 - 17:36
#19
AAAAAAAAAH
Oh. My. God. What is in front of me. Goddammit, doesn't this thing know that amoebae can't talk? Unless you do some cybernetic implantation on it... wait, I'm not supposed to know that. Why am I even thinking? Oh right, I'm not normal. But couldn't I just produce a mouth? Eh, no. Oh whatever. If THIS thing can talk, I'm sure it can, um, analyze me or something. Ok, let's put its scanners to the test. Morphing into the shape of a snail, I slowly but steadily try to pseudopod around (or if not possible, over) the thing. It's probably going to try to stop me from going further until I tell them my name. But amoebae don't HAVE names! I can't answer that, or even tell the robot this because I can't talk. Oh well. I'll just go over him until I see fit for some other course of action, such as, GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THIS COMPLEX.
Lun, 09/16/2013 - 17:56
#20
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Eta observed the amoeba with a certain amusement. It morphed into a snail, as if to communicate... something. It was no threat! It just wanted to go around her.
"I CAN TELL YOU ARE NOT HOSTILE," Eta repeated in that makeshift protozoa-communication language. There was little room for the protozoa to move around, so Eta promptly used a small diamond drill to dig a hole in the rock, creating a small alcove the amoeba could pass her by through. "I SHOULD TELL YOU, THOUGH. THAT WAY IS JUST A DEAD END." Eta wasn't sure WHY she was talking to a protozoa. It was a protozoa. It couldn't understand her.
...could it? Oh well. It was something to talk to. The humans that ran Eta's communications terminal NEVER called. It had been two full years! It's like they forgot about her. Which made sense because she was a nanobot, but it annoyed her. Somehow. So maybe the protozoa would talk to her. Or at least sort of tag along and listen. The last one was more likely. Protozoas couldn't talk. Right?
Lun, 09/16/2013 - 20:23
#21
Right
So it was a dead end huh? I wanted to say "Thanks. What's the nearest way out of here?" But I was an amoeba. I could see that this heap of metal was right. I started to pseudopod in the other direction, phagocyting some bacteria along the way.
So where can I find some more of these bots? Maybe they're hiding at every corner. Regardless, that one was helpful, kinda. Through this way? Nope, dead end. Through this way? Back where I started. Through this way? I drop on top of Eta. Damn, these caverns-- I mean tunnels, are confusing. Bah. Might as well sit down (or the equivalent for an amoeba) let Eta guide me through these caverns or something. She has access to all these newfangled databanks. I used to too, but then they found out I wasn't a human or a robot. So they terminated my microscopic access card.
Lun, 09/16/2013 - 21:12
#22
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Eta happily rolled along deeper into the tunnel, going round some turns she'd already gone down. (There are a lot of dead ends in microscopic cave tunnels.) Nothing was going to stop her now! She had a protozoa following he-
SPLUT.
The protozoa fell right on top of Eta, covering her in slime. Eta propelled herself out of the part of the protozoa that landed on her, careful not to use her boost engines (those could cause burns, and she didn't have a problem with that protozoa). After saying "PLEASE BE CAREFUL" in protozoa speak, she moved forward, and quickly arrived at another tunnel she hadn't checked.
"WONDER WHERE THIS GOES?" Eta shone her spotlight on the tunnel to reveal a dead end. Or was it? Eta examined the rocks. "OXYGEN FLOW DETECTED BEHIND THE ROCKS. TUNNEL IS SECURE FROM COLLAPSE. STAND BACK. 5, 4, OKAY YOU'RE GOOD!" Eta promptly blasted a small explosive at the rocks, clearing them to reveal a path.
"WELL. THAT IS INTERESTING. NOBODY COULD HAVE GONE DOWN HERE BEFORE. MAYBE WE'LL FIND GOLD. OR DIAMONDS. OR ATLANTIS. WHO KNOWS?"
Mar, 09/17/2013 - 17:02
#23
Out of game
oh, ok, Quote had
Out of game
oh, ok, Quote had just saved the island about 20 minutes ago, Curly is nearby but Balrog is not, I guess I'll control Curly 2, oh and by the surface, do you mean the surface of the world, or island? and Quote is standing about, 5 feet in front of Alvin, and Curly is about 25 feet behind him, not looking in his direction. can you tell me who alvin is? I have no idea who he is or what he is from
In game
Quote just looks at him, (since he never talks in the game, I'll asume he doesn't talk)
Curly then comes over and tells Quote "You re..." then notices Alvin and asks "Who are you?"
Steves eyes spark when he hears the word "diamond," hes going to be rich, finally going to be able to make that full set of diamond armor he always wanted, he said yes and then asked what a chaos emerald looked like
Mar, 09/17/2013 - 20:39
#24
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((Alvin is based on the average Tekkit character at a certain point, but is mostly original. For now, assume he looks somewhat like this, since I haven't really found a skin for him.
Also, didn't you say "Quote is on the surface"? Let's just assume that we're talking the surface of the world, since that's how "The Surface" is used in Cave Story itself.))
The Surface
"Someone who talks!" Alvin was wondering why that guy didn't talk, but the girl did. "Name's Alvin. I'm from another planet- I got stuck in a dimensional dungeon, ran out of energy, went through Limbo, and ended up here just now."
Alvin examined the two further. Both of them had green metal antennas on their heads and looked fairly mechanical. "So... uh, who are you two?"
Steve's House
"Excellent. EXCELLENT!" Eggman hit a few buttons on the Egg Mobile's console to display a large projector. "Now, observe this small slideshow..."
Eggman clicked a button... and accidentally hit the wrong file, displaying footage of his high school reunion two years ago on the projector. "NO! WAIT!"
"THIS PART IS AMUSING. THIS IS WHERE YOU GET HIT WITH A PIE." It was, in fact, a part of the video where Eggman was struck with a pie.
"Rrrrrrrgh! No no no!" Eggman slammed another button to close the video, then got to the slideshow he wanted. "There we go. Now, observe, friend! THESE are the seven Chaos Emeralds. The red one landed somewhere on this planet. It is probably on the surface of the planet, but it automatically moves away from me, you see. I want you to find the Emerald... Egg Mobile, if you please?"
"I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND. I CAN ONLY CONFOUND IT. OR BREAK IT. OR FILL IT WITH DEADLY NEUROTOXIN. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO ANY OF THESE?"
"No. I'd like the box."
"OH. THE BOX. HOW BORING." The Egg Mobile AI popped a small hardened glass box out of a compartment and hurled it down to Steve.
Eggman tossed the box down to Steve. "So. I want you to find the Emerald. And I want you to put it in this. Then close the latch. That box won't break even if an anvil dropped on it, so don't worry. I'll have you aided- and monitored, y'know, it's part of the deal- by a few of my soldiers... ones that haven't seen the Emerald before... hmmmmmmm... well, I can't believe I'm using these guys again, but... SCRATCH! GROUNDER!"
"I WOULD HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST SENDING EITHER OF THESE ROBOTS. OBJECTIVE TESTS REVEAL THEY ARE THE MOST STUPID WASTES OF METAL AND ELECTRICITY IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. IF PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BECAUSE OF THEM, IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT."
"No matter... Grounder can at least dig things. Drills, you know. Besides, I gotta keep tabs on the new guy. Make sure he's okay." Eggman added in a whispered aside, "And that he doesn't take the emerald for himself."
"I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED. I THREW SCRATCH AND GROUNDER IN THE INCINERATOR."
"Wait. WHAT?! You did?!"
"HAVE I LIED TO YOU? I MEAN, ON THIS PLANET?"
"You didn't."
"OF COURSE I DIDN'T. THAT WOULD BE MURDER. THEY ARE EN ROUTE, AND AS OF TEN SECONDS AGO, SHOULD ARRIVE IN TEN SECONDS... OH, WAIT."
Scratch, a bipedal robotic chicken, and Grounder, a drill-nosed drill-armed tread-walking robot, both landed on the ground, deploying their parachutes in time by sheer luck. "All right, Robotnik! Super Sonic Search And Smash S-"
"PLEASE SHUT UP. YOUR VOICE IS EXTREMELY GRATING."
"Well, EXCUSE ME." Grounder rolled his eyes. "Sheesh. So! You wanna find the red Chaos Emerald, right?"
"Look, guys." Eggman looked at his two most incompetent soldiers. "Just help this guy find the Chaos Emerald. AND DON'T SCREW UP."
"You got it, your rottenness!"
"AND ENOUGH WITH ADDRESSING ME LIKE THAT!"
"Okay..."
Mar, 09/17/2013 - 21:11
#25
Blrg, blok bluk?
Uh, oxygen flow? Protozoa didn't need that. All they need is food and water, food being bacteria and other microscopic organisms, this robot not included. An- KABOOM. The rock blew out. Rock is delicious, but it's really dry. I need more water. Mm. Yummy water. Anyway, I wanted to tell the robot I didn't really care what we found in there, so long as there was a way out. But I can't talk. I wish I could talk. Oh well. I beat the robot to going inside. And we found...
Nothing of interest. Small gold deposits here and there, quite a bit of bacteria and water (A minuscule human would have gotten sick in here), but just really a long pathway. It split unreasonably often. Bah. I estimated I was 0.75 centimeters under the ground. I wasn't sure though. I kept following the pathway.
Mié, 09/18/2013 - 06:09
#26
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Eta rolled down the pathway, seeing a little gold in the walls. She took a quick note of that- she'd have to tell the humans later. When they called her. It wasn't much, but it might be enough for a few microchips or something.
Eta sighed. She was lonely. Robots normally didn't get lonely, and Eta couldn't figure out why she was lonely, but she was lonely. Except for the amoeba, which couldn't talk, she was entirely alone-
Wait. Ohh boy. "DANGER! DANGER! HOSTILE PROTISTS!" There was one reason Eta was nervous around protozoa: the small amoeba aerugo, otherwise known as the Ruster. They certainly weren't endangered- in fact, large swarms were ubiquitous throughout microscopic caves. Rusters oxidized metals to nourish themselves, making them highly dangerous for a robot like herself.
And there was a small group of Rusters ahead that just picked up her scent.
Eta deployed a small gun, but it wouldn't be enough to stop the Rusters. Then she thought of something. Rusters were tiny protists. So where did Rusters lie on the food chain? "ARE YOU HUNGRY?"
Mié, 09/18/2013 - 18:18
#27
Huh
Silly, they only oxidize metals because they need to find something to share their by-product, oxygen, with
Mié, 09/18/2013 - 19:06
#28
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The other amoeba wasn't doing anything. Did they look appetizing to it? "THEY ARE FULL OF VITAMINS AND MINERALS! ESPECIALLY MINERALS. THEY EAT METAL BY MAKING IT RUST REALLY FAST. AND THEY ARE CLOSING IN!"
Four Rusters immediately moved toward Eta; she fired a warning shot to try and dissuade them, attempting to look as big as she could (which wasn't much) while saying in amoeba-speak, "STAY BACK! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONSUME ME!" The Rusters hesitated, then the other three ran past them, and the first four followed suit. They were attacking. Eta had to fight them off; she fired three bullets from her gun, then loaded another clip and fired four more. Each Ruster got one bullet, but it didn't slow them much. "A LITTLE HELP?!"
Jue, 09/19/2013 - 15:18
#29
sorry, I forgot, I think I
sorry, I forgot, I think I was thinking of the surface of the island, but idk, I'll just go with it, I havn't played cave story in a long time
Curly says "I'm Curly, and this is Quote," she says, then points at the floating island and says "don't you dare go up there and hurt our migma frinends, well, bye," they then both go in the oposite direction of him, to balrog who is not in vision of Alvin (I think I'm confusing myself now) and he leads them back up to the floating island
Steve started his journey to find the red chaos emerald, soon it turned nighttime, and then steve built a hidy hole to be in until day, creepers, zombies, skelitons, (sorry that I can't spell that good) and spiders are now everywhere, but of course, they don't notice steve since he is in his hidy hole
Jue, 09/19/2013 - 17:02
#30
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Surface
Well, that was rude. Alvin just asked who they were. "Relax, I wasn't going to hurt-"
Curly already left. Sheesh! What was with these people?!
"All right. Now how am I going to get home? I don't think I can expect help from them..." Alvin looked up at the floating island. What was up there? "They said something about 'Mimigas'. Hmmm. Maybe Mimigas are something that lives on that island. Wonder if they can help me get back home?"
"SOLAR PANEL STILL ACTIVE. ENERGY IS NOW AT 100,000 MINEJOULES."
"Thank you, Powersuit." Alvin looked up at the island, switching his Power Fist to Ore-Scanner mode- as rude as THEY had been, Alvin didn't want to provoke those robots into attacking, and a stray saw blade flying up there and hitting a Mimiga by accident would probably do just that. The one that didn't talk had a powerful firearm. Besides, he didn't have any problem with the Mimigas in the first place! "I think I'm gonna go up there and see if there's some door back to my own world- and if not, it's probably the ideal place to launch a rocket. Suit! How much energy would it take me to get up there?"
"APPROXIMATELY 40,000 MINEJOULES, ASSUMING FLIGHT IS INITIATED FROM THE COASTLINE."
"All right, that's perfect. Here goes!" Alvin took off running, ready to get to the island.
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Steve's Campsite
"HEY!" Scratch shouted at Steve. "Dummy! You left us out of the hidey hole!"
"Oh man, this is really bad!" Grounder watched as Zombies came out of nowhere; three of them were closing in.
"Wait! Whaddaya doin', dumb-bot? Dig US a hidey-hole!"
"You got it!" Grounder started digging a hole.
Scratch struck a karate pose. "Come on, no brains! Betcha can't fight me- OW!" The zombies had been entirely un-intimidated by Scratch's pose, and one of them clawed him in the face.
"Scratch, you gotta actually fight those guys!"
"Oh, yeah!" The other two zombies moved forward to attack, but THIS time Scratch actually hit them. If you've ever been punched by a robot, even a dumb robot, you'll know it hurts. Zombies can't feel pain, but they did get driven back. The third zombie ran forward, only for Scratch to punt him into a tree.
"Hey, Scratch, I got it! Get in! Oh wait CRUD-"
BOOM! A Creeper had exploded, and though Grounder got away in time, his hidey-hole had been right next to Steve's. Which meant they all now had to close a CREEPER HOLE.
"Uhh, sorry..."
"Sorry ain't good enough, bolts for brains! We gotta close this hole! AND FAST!" The three zombies were now joined by a Spider and a Skeleton, and there was a five-by-five-block hole to fill. "All right, Steve! You help Grounder fight while I fill in this hole!"
"Wait, I gotta fight? Scratch, that's not fair!"
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Somewhere else on Steve's planet
"Maybe sending Scratch and Grounder with the guy was a bad call..." Eggman hadn't been sure WHAT he was thinking when he'd designed those two robots. He was worried they might cause problems. Sure, Steve had to be monitored- you never know when a guy will betray you to get a Chaos Emerald- but couldn't Eggman have sent someone else?
"PERHAPS YOU CAN RUN ALL FUTURE PLANS BY ME, SO YOU DON'T MAKE ANOTHER SCRATCH AND GROUNDER."
"Maybe. I'll think about it."
"DON'T WORRY. IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST TWO POTATOES, AND THEY FAIL YOU AGAIN, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A FITTING PUNISHMENT THAT WAS... INSPIRED... BY A CERTAIN MORON I KNOW."
"Really?"
"REALLY."
"Tell me more..."
Jue, 09/19/2013 - 17:49
#31
Orangeoh burst into the room,
Orangeoh burst into the room, creating a mysterious but incredibly cliched plotline cutoff by preventing the audience from hearing about the punishment.
"I'M ORANGOH AND I'M A UNCOUTH MAVERICK WHO DON'T NEED NO ANYTHING," he shouted. Orangoh then turned to the viewers and quickly explained that he didn't mind if other people wrote lines for him so long as they didn't totally blow.
Jue, 09/19/2013 - 17:56
#32
meanwhile, Somewhere in outerspace
meanwhile, Somewhere in outerspace
Maxwell had finally gotten all the starites, the final one he got was from a mouse in space who aparently missed the moon and wanted some cheese, Maxwell always wondered why hee does such ridiculas things, but he just rolled with it, as long as he got the starite. After completing this task, he wrote rocket in his nookbook, one appeared and he used it to get back to his world, but something went wrong near a unknown planet, (which is the one with Alvin on it) and his spaceship started to fall to that planet. He tried adding adjectives to the rocketship to stop it, but it would not stop. He paniced and tried a lot to get it to stop, but it didn't. He eventually crash landed on that planet, right about 20 feet away from where Alvin is standing. Maxwell is knocked uncounsious and the ship is now burning.
in a dark forest
Steve digs back and puts blocks to block the way of the intrance, he then builds a small room and hides, suddenly he bumps into something, something called Orangeoh, steve says to Orangeoh "I think you got the wrong room"
Vie, 09/20/2013 - 07:50
#33
It's a Concrete Jungle out theret!
((I think Orangeoh was over where Eggman was, because he specifically addressed GLa-EGG MOBILE'S punishment idea... Eggman isn't in a room, but OK.))
The beach
"All right! Engage jetpa-WHAT THE NETHER?!"
Something just crash-landed behind him. And it was on fire. Not good. Alvin quenched the fire the only way he knew how: grabbing a quantity of water his exact size in a small bucket and dumping it on top of the fire. "All right, now to get more water for an infinite water source..."
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The dark forest, Steve and Eggman's two dumbest robots
"I don't believe it. THAT DUMMY FORGOT TO WAIT FOR US AGAIN!" And Steve had done absolutely nothing about the monsters, either.
"Sheesh. And Robotnik says we're stupid!"
"All right, Grounder. Let's fight those- WHOA!" An arrow had just whizzed by his head. "Okay, actually, I'll distract those guys while you dig back into Steve's hole until I get inside.
"Got it, Scratch!"
Grounder dug away the blocks quickly while Scratch used a block of dirt to stop another arrow. The Spider ran toward him, but Scratch punted it out of the hole on top of a zombie.
"YOWCH!" Scratch got bit by another Zombie from behind; his immediate response was a backwards kick, followed by spinning around, seeing yet another zombie- the one he'd kicked into a tree earlier- and punching it in the face. This was enough to kill it, and Scratch picked up a carrot, shouting, "Hoo hoo! Ooh boy, I got on-"
THUD! An arrow struck Scratch's side, bouncing off him ('cause, you know, robot), but dealing a little damage anyway. "OWWWW! Grounder! Hurry up!"
"Done!" Grounder rushed into the hole, and Scratch ran in after him, putting up two blocks.
Then Scratch glared at Steve. "Thanks for waitin' for us to get in your safe hole. NOT. I got hit by an arrow and bitten by a zombie."
"I got nearly blown up by that green ugly thing!"
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The dark forest, Robotnik and Orangoh
"An... uncouth maverick... that don't... URGH! The grammar errors are just painful there."
"ACTUALLY, I FIND THEM FUNNY."
"Wait a minute! Maybe..." Eggman asked Orangoh, "You there! Have you seen a shiny red-"
THOT! The Egg Mobile was struck with an arrow, prompting an "OUCH" from its AI, which is, um, definitely not stolen from any kind of enrichment center, by the way.
"SKELETONS! You think you're funny, don't you? Well, YOU'RE NOT." Eggman called down a group of four gun-wielding Egg Pawns and four Motobugs, and laughed maniacally as they approached the four skeletons. "MUAHAHAHAHA, SMASH THEM ALL!"
Oh, wait. "Ahem. Except for you, Orangoh. Have you seen a shiny red gem anywhere?"
Vie, 09/20/2013 - 15:25
#34
at the crash site
Maxwells
at the crash site
Maxwells notebook had been launched across the rocket when he crashed, and went out the space ship and landed somewhere where Alvin can notice it
in a dark hidy hole room
Steve was acually not there, instead they were with a enderman, it must of killed Steve, (whos now at spawn) when Scratch glares at the enderman, he gets mad, grabs him, teloports them outside, where he gets smashed by a enderman, and attacked by the other mobs, he then teleports him to a big room with a bunch of broken robots and filled with water which the enderman doesn't know it is filled with water so once the enderman teleports into the room, he shrieks in pain, lets go of scratch, and teleports to the end. Just as the sun starts to rise.
In the water room
next to where scratch is, there is one of those things (idk what they are) that provides air for robots (because apparently, robots can drown)
At spawn
Steve watches the sun rise, and zombies burn, luckily he built his house near spawn, so he gets more supplys from his house and sets off to find Grounder and Scratch
Vie, 09/20/2013 - 16:52
#35
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The crash site
After dumping another bucket of water diagonally adjacent to the first one to create an infinite water source, Alvin began digging into the crashed rocket, salvaging what parts he could get. There was a notebook, but he'd worry about that later- he needed rocket materials and he needed them as soon as possible.
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Underwater cave out of nowhere
"Hey, Grounder?"
"Yeah?"
"Can we breathe underwater?"
"I can."
"Hmmm... OH, CRUD! I CAN'T!"
"Oh no! What should we do?!"
"DIG A HOLE, DUMB-BOT! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING! AHHHHHH!"
Grounder obliged, digging a small air-hole in the top of the cave. Scratch poked his head out of it (yeah, he can swim, he's not as heavy as Quote) and called Eggman on a contactor... device... thing.
"Yo, Robotnik! We got telewarped into a cave! Requesting backup!"
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Near spawn
"Yo, Robotnik! We got telewarped into a cave! Requesting backup!"
"You WHAT?! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SCREW UP THIS TIME?!"
"It wasn't us!" Grounder said. "It was this weird Slenderman-lookin' thing! We followed Steve into a hole and that was there!"
"What." Eggman groaned. "Are you saying Steve was SLENDERMAN?!"
"...maybe? Yeah! That jerk! Steve must be Slenderman!"
Eggman growled. "Every time... EVERY TIME! Urgh... I just had to run into another evil abomination and TELL IT ABOUT THE CHAOS EMERALDS! WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS?!"
"YOU KEEP RUNNING INTO EVIL ABOMINATIONS?"
"Yes... I admit it, I repeatedly find evil abominations and idiotically try to take control of them or tell them about the Chaos Emeralds."
"YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP DOING THAT."
"I really should. So, with Steve now clearly defined as Slenderman-"
"I DON'T THINK STEVE IS SLENDERMAN."
"You don't?"
"NO, I THINK THE SLENDERMAN THING KILLED STEVE. BUT IT COULDN'T KILL SCRATCH OR GROUNDER, SO IT TELEPORTED THEM."
"Hmmm. Maybe... wait! Is that Steve?!" Eggman had spotted Steve at spawn.
"OH."
"Egg Mobile? This IS Slenderman. Steve is Slenderman! AND WE NEED TO FIGHT HIM AND KILL HIM BEFORE HE GETS THE CHAOS EMERALD AND SCREWS UP MY PLAN!"
"OKAY THEN. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EQUIP THE EGG MOBILE WITH THE MEGALASER? OR THE BALL AND CHAIN?"
"Megalaser... no wait! The ball and chain! Slenderman might be immune to lasers!"
"BALL AND CHAIN EQUIPPING."
Eggman shouted at Steve, "DIE, SLENDERMAN, DIE!" as his Egg Mobile flew in Steve's direction.
((The plot thickens. EDIT: Here's some boss music, because Eggman thinks Steve is Slenderman and HE IS MAD.))
Vie, 09/20/2013 - 17:52
#36
all of the worlds problems solved with one enderman
@Doctorspacebar, the enderman did not teleport grounder, so scratch is alone in the cave, and grounder is still in the hidy hole
At the Crash site
The notebook kept sticking out, as if it wanted alvin to pick it up
At spawn
Steve saw Eggman coming after him with a ball and chain, he thought he was angry at him, but he didn't know what for, he started running, while shooting arrows at Eggman, and then enderpearled across a ravine he came across, possibly making Eggman even more convinced hes slenderman, and keeps running
In the end
the enderman thought what was that room he teleported into, he didn't mean to teleport there, he wanted to investigate what that room was, but water hurts him, so he couldn't go into there, he teleported to a (some what) close place to there. he winded up in some sort of village, with these white things that he didn't know of, one then looked at him, and then was scared and ran off. The enderman was angry at that white thing for looking at him, and teleported to it and started bashing it. Then, these to robot things came, one looked like a boy and the other a girl. The girl one said "HEY, stop picking on our migma friends," and they both started blasting him. Normaly, he would attack someone who did that, but the firing was too much too handle, so he teleported down to the ground where he saw a crashed space ship, a notebook, and a person that didn't look that blocky but he sensed he was. He picked up the notebook, and wrote model rocket. Then, he was amazed, a model rocket appeared in front of him, he wrote rocket fuel and filled it with the fuel, wrote flint and steel, and ignited the rocket, making it launch into space who knows where. Then he started writing a bunch more (useless) stuff
past a ravine
while Eggman was chasing Steve, a model rocket fell on his head
Vie, 09/20/2013 - 18:39
#37
Ok ok lets be serious.Cause il JUSTE LIKE SK TO MUCH i will be huh a gremlins ! Yeah A Gremlin ! OK so huh i come from Reberstruca.I a city of gremlin just like Emberlight be we are less ''gentle''.
Ok so i was adventuring in the clockwork tunnel (yup im an adventurer) when i found a strange portal.Like any adventurer would have did i jumped in it =D then i was......
So its to you to make me appear wherever you want and i'll do the rest.
Vie, 09/20/2013 - 18:51
#38
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Crash Site
Alvin also ignored the random Enderman to keep salvaging parts from the rocket, until he heard a model rocket launching.
That meant fuel.
What was he doing? Alvin saw the Enderman writing in the notebook (carefully avoiding any looks at his head or upper body)... and lo and behold, whenever it wrote in the notebook, something appeared.
Now, how to approach this? Endermen normally tried to kill him (and usually failed miserably because of Alvin's Strong-as-a-Diamond-Sword Powered Armor Fist) when Alvin looked at them. Alvin didn't feel like fighting this Enderman, though... the last thing he needed was trouble from outerdimensional creatures when he was stranded from his home planet.
"Suit, can you speak Enderman?"
"I AM FLUENT IN 8000 LANGUAGES AND ENDERESE IS ONE OF THEM. WHY?"
"Can you ask it to make me a spaceship?"
"AFFIRMATIVE. ASKING..." Alvin's helmet spoke some kind of language that he couldn't understand- but the Enderman would hear "Can you make a spaceship for me?"
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"Wait a minute, Scratch!" Grounder asked. "How come I teleported too?!"
"This teleport anchor." Scratch pulled out a small device with Eggman's face on it. "If I teleport, you and other robots teleport with me!"
"Ohhhhh." Grounder looked up at the ceiling of the flooded cavern. "You think we should dig outta here?"
"Yeah, we should dig outta here, nincombot! And that's your job!"
"Hey, Scratch, why do ya have to be rude?"
"Ah... sorry. Getting nearly drowned by Slenderman gets to my head."
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Eggman dodged around Steve's arrows with ease- or rather, his Egg Mobile's AI did. "Afraid of me, Slenderman? That's what happens when you try to teleport my robots away! Even my dumb robots, Slenderman!"
Eggman directed his Egg Mobile to attack Steve with the ball and chain, but it missed entirely as the AI swerved it to avoid another arrow.
"Blast it, Egg Mobile! I was about to get him in the face!"
"I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD USE THE MEGALASER."
"No! PRESS ON!"
"HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE INSANE?"
"YES, YOU HAVE! AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY! MUAHAHAHAHA! SMASH THEM ALL!"
The Egg Mobile AI sighed. "I STILL THINK YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN..."
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 07:56
#39
how about that portal leads
how about that portal leads to the nether?
near the crash site
The enderman heard him, then looked not directly at him, and then was scared, he was almost dead. He had just got in a fight with 2 robot things, and a failed misarbly. The last thing he wanted to do is get in a fight with anouther robot thing. He didn't see any other endermen, just the robot thing, he wondered if it was talking in endermanish, but it didn't care, it teleported to the top of the island with the notebook, and started writing useless items and throwing them in space, right on Eggman's head.
In the crash site
Maxwell just woke up, he thought "where am I?" and looked outside, just to see a floating island, a robot like thing, and a tall black thing teleport to the top of the island, he thought he was halucinating, but he wasn't. He knew he had to get his notebook back, luckily, he always had a spare pair of wings. He put the pair on and started to fly towards the island.
being chased by Eggman
after being chased for a while, Steve drank a speed 2 potion, which made him fast enough to outrun him. he quickly built a nether portal, ignited it, put tnt in front of it, ignited it, and went in before the tnt exploded, so the tnt could disable the portal so Eggman couldn't get in
In a underwater room
A broken robot woke up right then and said "ERROR, HOSTILE ENTITYS DETECTED, MUST DESTROY!" and started trying to (weakly) attack them
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 08:34
#40
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Crash Site
Alvin groaned. He should have killed the Enderman. "Well..." Alvin went back to pulling the rocket apart to get as much as he could.
And then he noticed something. The previous owner of the ship was going after the Enderman! "Suit, I assume I can still manage a flight to the top of the island."
"YES."
"All right!" The crashed rocket wasn't going anywhere, but that Enderman was. Alvin ran to the coastline, leapt in the air, and took off with his Jetpack, heading straight for the island.
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Underwater Cave
"Hurry up, nincombot! We gotta find that emerald!"
"I'm tryin', Scratch! But this black rock is tougher than the other ones!"
Then something behind them shouted at them. Scratch turned around and shouted back, "HEY! Why don't ya get a life, buddy? We're gettin' you outta here!" Scratch slapped the robot across the face, ready to kick it across the room if it attacked again. "Now stop bein' rude!"
"Hey, Scratch, I got it, I- uh oh." Grounder backpedaled as lava began flowing into the tunnel he'd dug. "This looks bad!"
"WHAT?! You dug into LAVA?!" Scratch groaned. "Groundeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!"
"I don't have X-ray vision, Scratch!"
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The Portal
"HAHAHA! Think I can't use your little teleporter?" Eggman began hitting the gas... then stopped. "Wait. Egg Mobile, get that."
"ROGER." Egg Mobile's AI used the Ball and Chain to knock the TNT out of the way, causing it to explode harmlessly in midair as Eggman went through the portal...
...and came out in one of the most forbidding places he'd ever seen. Lava pouring from the walls, charred red brimstone, zombified pig-people... "Oh, for the love of... DID I JUST FLY US INTO HELL ITSELF?!"
"OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK THE ZOMBIFIED MONSTER SWIMMING IN THE FIERY LAKE?" Egg Mobile displayed the portal home. "AT LEAST WE CAN GO BACK."
"Blast. I doubt we'll catch Slenderman in here."
"DON'T BE TOO SURE- THIS IS MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN. WE ARE FLYING, SO WE HAVE AN ADVANTAGE. SHOULD I READY THE MEGALASER?"
"Yes. Actually, I'm not sure why I didn't have it up along with the Ball and Chain." The Egg Mobile's front opened to reveal a large laser cannon...
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Elsewhere in the Nether
"Darn it darn it DARN IT!" Serra kicked the side of the huge portal. "You can't just teleport us here! WE'RE NATIONAL DARNED HEROES! In Ostia, anyway!"
"Come on, Serra." Erk began to walk off, to get a better look at the side of the mountain...
"OOO-HEEHEEO!" Erk looked toward the noise and ducked under a fireball, which promptly exploded behind him.
"BLAST! Serra! Incoming ghost fireballs!"
"What?!" Serra looked up in time to avoid a fireball from a second Ghast. "Ohhh, they messed with the wrong people! Erk, hit 'em with Excalibur!"
"You want me to waste Excalibur? I can get them with Thunder, you know."
"Anything! Go get that first one!" Serra readied a tome of Lightning while Erk prepared Thunder; both of these would be able to damage the Ghasts... if only they'd get close enough!
Wait, what was that? Some kind of... monster? Did it live here? No, Erk thought. It looked as confused as they were. Erk didn't know it was a Gremlin, but he did get the feeling it'd be on their side. "You! Draw your weapon, we're being attacked!"
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 08:56
#41
endermen are bad
The underwater place the enderman teleported them into is the place where Quote and Curly fought the core
At the top of the floating island
Maxwell sees the enderman holding the book, he starts to chase after him, but then the enderman jumps off the cliff, adds ajectives to himself, and becomes the Ender Colassis. who then throws a giant pile of ground at maxwell, who runs away, almost getting crushed, then Quote and Curly come up. Curly says "What the!?! Is that the thing that we attacked earlyer?" It then teleported to the top of the Nether
In the cave
Suddenly, a bunch of blastgates open leading them somewhere else, and the pile of dirt he threw shook the whole island so Scratch and Grounder were shook around
In the Nether
Steve was running fast, when he came across 3 people he had never seen before, suddenly, the top of the Nether opens to reveal a HUGE enderman, Steve forgets not to look at him. The enderman gets mad, Yells really loud, loud enough for Eggman too hear, and starts throwing huge chunks of Netherack at them
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 15:45
#42
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Air near the floating island
"PLEASE FLY LEFT. NOW."
Alvin did what his suit ordered in time to avoid a torrent of dirt, which had come up when the Ender Colossus pulled dirt out of the ground. "Whoa! What did that?! Was that the Enderman?!"
Spotting Maxwell, along with Quote and Curly the rude robots, Alvin soared onto the island, safely landing on the island. "Okay, how did that Enderman just get so big? Shoulda killed it when I had the chance..."
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The Nether
"Where are you, Stevie Dunderhead... come out-"
"HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!"
"MY EARS!"
At this, Egg Mobile's AI said, "I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN STEVE."
Eggman, investigating the source of the noise, quickly spotted Steve, along with some furry monster and a couple of those Fire Emblem guys he remembered from the whole "Smash Bros." thing.
"PURPLE HAIR? PINK HAIR? WELL THEY CERTAINLY AREN'T USING HAIR DYE."
"Uh, Egg Mobile?"
"YEEEES?"
"I think Steve might not be Slenderman."
"WELL, NO KIDDING."
"Shaddap. We gotta kill this thing. Like, now."
"LIKE, NOW, YOU SAY. DOES THAT MEAN..."
"Yes. I'm going to need an extra hand."
At this, a second Egg Mobile flew through the Nether Portal, with a machine hanging from it. "WHY, THANK YOU FOR FINALLY GIVING ME PERMISSION TO DO THINGS MYSELF."
"I told you I'd learn to trust you! At least as far as I can throw you with the Death Egg Robot."
Erk stepped back slowly, clutching his Thunder tome. The Ghasts were flying away, but THAT THING was probably a worse threat. The furry creature still wasn't getting up. But what the heck WAS THAT THING?!
"Erk?"
"Yes, Serra?"
"I think we might want to run. Fast."
"I agre-"
Two machines soared over their heads, while some blocky guy came out of nowhere. From inside the Egg Mobile #1, Eggman roared, "ALL RIGHT, FAT SLENDERMAN! You tricked me into attacking one of my employees AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT!"
From Egg Mobile #2, the machine said, in the sarcastic monotone voice she always had: "I'M GLaDOS, THE MOST POWERFUL MACHINE THAT EVER LIVED. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE FIRST APERTURE SCIENCE OUTER-FACILITY TESTING PROGRAM. FOR SCIENCE. YOU MONSTER." The whole time, she was staring in the Ender Colossus's face with her one eye.
"Yeah, great timing!" Erk shouted. "Help us fight this- WHOA!"
Serra had thrown Erk out of the way of a chunk of Netherrack that had nearly fallen on him, before charging forward, Lightning tome in hand, as menacing as she could possibly look (which is, admittedly, not menacing at all) to attack the Ender Colossus, shouting "FOR OSTIA" at the top of her lungs. Erk, upon getting back up off the ground, followed her with Thunder ready. Eggman and GLaDOS both proceeded to fire massive laser beams at the Enderman.
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The Labyrinth?
The pile of dirt the Ender Colossus threw shook the island. A lot. After a whole lot of rumbling and shaking, Scratch and Grounder ended up flung into the middle of a cavern full of creepy blocks with eyes on them.
"Phew... I wonder if Dr. Robotnik can still call us?"
"Uhh, Scratch?!"
"What?"
Grounder pointed at a bunch of giant cockroaches. That were moving toward them. FAST.
"CRUD! RUN AWAY!"
Scratch and Grounder proceeded to run down a long hallway; little did they know, there was a hole ahead with a teleporter in it.
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 13:00
#43
yes, the Labyrinth
The Top of the Nether
The Ender Colossus added a reflective ajective to himself just as they were about to fire at him, so the lasers went back at them. He then Practicly ripped off the top of the Nether, teleported to the island, slammed the Netherack on top of the island, grabbed the whole island, teleported back, and threw it at everyone
BOSS TIME:
ENDER COLOSSUS
HEALTH: 100000/100000
Maxwell, Quote, and Curly look confused at where they are
Steve fires arrows at him
HEALTH: 99997/100000
"What? seriously?" Steve says
Ender Colossus Teleports and throws ghasts at everyone
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 14:08
#44
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The island, the Nether, and everything
"Okay. That's ridiculous."
Alvin was in a Nether his scanners didn't recognize and so was the island. He'd just saved the entire group's life by blasting a charged plasma cannon shot to make a hole in the Netherrack that they got slammed with. But it seemed like nobody- not even the universe itself- was even recognizing him or the fact that he was just trying to get home, and quite frankly, he was tired of it.
"If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go save all your hides. Distract that thing." Alvin blasted off into the air and flew straight toward the Enderman's arms, approaching from behind to avoid alerting it. That notebook should be in its hands...
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"OH, DEAR." GLaDOS dodged the lasers with ease, deploying a ball and chain. "REFLECTING PROJECTILES. OH WELL. THEY CAN'T REFLECT THIS." GLaDOS deployed a Ball and Chain just like Eggman's and, keeping the Ender Colossus's gaze, began her approach, Eggman close behind her.
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Serra was about to unleash Lightning when Erk grabbed her shoulder. "Serra. Look."
Serra looked. And gasped. "IS THAT AN ENTIRE ISLAND?!"
"That is an entire island. And it's heading our way!"
"You've gotta be kidding, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"
"Hold on... I have a plan. Do you have a Warp staff?"
"Yes! I do! But... oh. I get it!"
Serra drew her Warp Staff. "All right! Here goes nothing!" As the island came closer, Serra lifted her staff.
And proceeded to teleport an entire island.
The Warp Staff was entirely depleted, and Serra was worn out from having to use so much power, but the Island now floated safely in the middle of the Nether, away from the Ender Colossus.
And then a couple of robots landed behind them. "SCRATCH AND GROUNDER, REPORTING FOR DUTY!"
"Whew... okay... can you... give us a hand..." Serra was incredibly dizzy from the sheer exhaustion of teleporting the whole island. "Aaaah... hey, Erk, heads up!"
Erk looked up, and saw a Ghast being thrown towards him; one Thunder blast disintegrated it instantly, dropping a tear and some kind of powder next to him. Meanwhile, Scratch and Grounder rushed toward the edge of the platform, ready to attack that Slenderman freak. Grounder, while spinning up his drills, shouted, "Say hello to my little spinny friends!"
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 14:23
#45
the Ender Colossus knew he
the Ender Colossus knew he was there, he started swatting at him
While he was doing that, Maxwell tryed to sneak up too get his notebook back, but the Ender Colossus sensed him, so he swatted at him too, with the hand that his notebook he hit him but he grabbed on to his hand and would not let go, the Ender Colossus shook his arm to get Maxwell off. Eventually he came off and flew on ground, with his notebook.
The Ender Colossus felt weaker all of a sudden
Quote and Curly fired their guns at him
Maxwell wrote bazooka and started firing that at him
Ender Colossus grabbed a bunch of small balls of netherack and threw them all at everyone
45913/50000
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 14:38
#46
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Alvin weaved in between the Enderman's swats like it was nothing. Stupid predictable Endermen, always stupid and predictable. Maxwell grabbed the notebook, and Alvin used this chance to glide in, cling to the Enderman's leg near Grounder, and hit it with his Power Fist; each punch was as powerful as a diamond Sword.
Grounder, by the way, flew straight under the ball of Netherrack headed for him and clung to the Ender Colossus's leg with one drill while repeatedly jabbing with another. Scratch, meanwhile, rolled away from a ball of Netherrack, picked up a block of it, and chucked it at the Enderman's eye.
GLaDOS and Eggman rushed forward, breaking the rest of the balls of Netherrack with the mighty Ball and Chain. This freed Erk to fire two more bolts of Thunder, this time straight at the Ender Colossus's chest. Serra, dizzy as she was, managed to fire off a blast of Lightning. Then Eggman made it up to the Ender Colossus's head.
"You'll remember this day as the day you GOT KILLED TO DEATH BY DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK!" Eggman commanded the Ball and Chain to strike the Ender Colossus right in the jaw.
As GLaDOS swung her ball and chain at the Enderman's chest, right where Serra's Lightning had struck, she felt compelled to remark: "KILLED TO DEATH? ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE A 300 IQ?"
"SHUT UP, GLADOS!"
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 15:13
#47
Quote started firing fully
Quote started firing fully charged Spur lasers, which deal about 100 damage per laser
Everyone was beating him, and right he had 1 more health left, he teleported, who knows where though, but he will return. The important thing is they won, suddenly. everyone was mysteriously teleported back too where they were before the fight started. (everyone from the island got teleported back to the island, except for scratch and grounder) But, right before the ender colossus teleported, a shiny bright red gem (the red chaos emerald) shined bright in his hand, bright enough to get Eggman's attention.
Quote, Curly, and Maxwell looked around, the island was back in the sky, floating, not in the nether
Curly said "well, thats that," and went down into the island with Quote
Maxwell wrote rocket 2 times in his notebook, and used one too blast off into space back too his planet
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 15:55
#48
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Eggman gazed at the emerald (it was RIGHT THERE!) and leapt out of his Egg Mobile in an attempt to pry it from the Enderman's hands. But the Enderman teleported, and GLaDOS had to catch Eggman in his own Egg Mobile to keep him from hitting lava.
"THAT WAS SMART."
"Oh, shut up." Eggman groaned. "I can't believe it! That teleporting twit STOLE MY CHAOS EMERALD! And just when I thought my plan was going to go well..."
"THERE, THERE. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAKE?"
"The cake is a lie, GLaDOS. I know the cake is a lie. You pulled that one before. Ten times."
"IT NEVER GETS OLD, EITHER."
Meanwhile, Erk helped Serra to stand upright. "This rock probably isn't a great place to lie down!"
"I... yaaaaaaaaaaaawn... really don't care. So... tired. Just need... a quick nap." Serra instantly fell asleep. Right on Erk's most-certainly-not-prepared-to-suddenly-support-Serra's-weight shoulder. They both fell over backwards, landing on Erk's back.
"Aaaaargh... Hey, a little help?"
"HAPPY TO OBLIGE." GLaDOS grabbed Erk and Serra off the ground with a large mechanical scoop. Despite Erk's loud protests, Glados dropped them both in her Egg Mobile #2.
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The Floating Island
Alvin looked around. He was back in the sky of the unrecognized Overworld.
And there was a rocket.
"YES!" Alvin picked up the rocket, placing it in his inventory (somehow). "Now I just need some fuel and I'm good to go!"
But where would he find rocket fuel? He needed oil first. And where to get oil... maybe there was oil in this floating island. Those robots might know. Alvin began to follow their trail.
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The Labyrinth
Scratch and Grounder had made it out of the island during the fight, and as such, were not in the Labyrinth.
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The Nether
"So, I'd like some answers." Erk was confused, but Scratch and Grounder seemed friendly enough for a megalomaniac's cronies, and might be able to tell him things. "We were warped to this infernal place by a group from what appeared to be Bern. Why would they send us here?"
"Bern? What's a Bern?"
Scratch conked Grounder on the head. "It's a country on their planet, dumb-bot!"
"Okay, okay! Sheesh! We don't know why, I guess."
"Fair enough." Erk looked around. "Then tell me. This... furry brown thing with the funny gadgets. Do you know what it is and why it showed up unconscious next to us?" ((NOTE: This is Popo's Gremlin! It's been there since my second post after him- I think he inadvertently ninja'd my first post after him.))
"No clue."
"No idea."
"All right." Maybe these guys didn't know anything... "Wait. Your... leader. What's he doing here?"
Scratch looked solemnly at the place the Ender Colossus had been. "He wanted that crystal. It's called a Chaos Emerald."
"Actually, my minions..." Eggman floated up to Egg Mobile #2. "I'll be ignoring that for the time being. For now, I have a new plan!"
"Which is?" Erk had to wonder if this really needed to involve him or Serra. They had places to be. He had been warped to this place right in the middle of important studies. And Serra? SHE WAS A FREAKING BISHOP.
"Well, observe. See all this boiling magma?"
"I see it."
Eggman grinned. "I'm going to use it to create a massive lava power plant that will power my robot army-"
"Robot army?" Erk had no idea what a robot was.
"Automatons powered by, ah, lightning. Anyway, I will create this power plant, and then, with a million robots at my command, I will conquer my planet, and FINALLY found the galactic utopia of EGGMANLAND! We'll kill that monster when he find him."
"Eggmanland?!" Serra, having woken up after Eggman's "FINALLY", started laughing her head off. "That's the funniest name I've ever heard!"
"I REALLY SUGGEST YOU CHANGE THE NAME TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN EGGMANLAND."
Erk cracked a smile. And then realized what Eggman wanted, and stopped smiling. This man wanted world domination. No, more than that; it seemed like he wanted to rule over many worlds. Erk didn't know what a "utopia" was, but he knew Dr. Eggman wasn't someone he wanted to help.
But he couldn't just try and stop him. Eggman might be his and Serra's only ticket home. Also, he might be able to carry Serra out of there, but that other furry humanoid thing was still unconscious. Besides, if he attacked Eggman, that machine- GLaDOS- would probably attack him, and that would put him (and Serra, and the unconscious guy) at extreme risk.
"Okay, guys." Eggman shook his head. "You can stop making fun of the name now."
Serra stopped herself from laughing. Almost. A snicker made it out despite her best efforts to stop laughing at "Eggmanland".
"Are you okay, Serra?"
"I'm all right. Just needed to pass out for a few minutes!" Serra picked up her staff. "So! Where to next, Erk?"
"I'M AFRAID THAT'S BEING CHOSEN FOR YOU. YOU TOO, STEVE. HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HEARD OF APERTURE SCIENCE TESTING?"
Serra raised her eyebrows in annoyance, while Erk could feel a lump falling down his throat. "I don't like the sound of that."
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 16:26
#49
on the island
Quote and Curly went through the last cave, when Alvin went in there, a black wind blew through his body, reducing all his stuff to their weakest form
Following GLaDOs
Steve said no and asked what it is, he at the same time had the same thought as Erk
In space
Maxwell was flying through space, suddenly, ender collossus appeared and swatted the spaceship and grabbed the notebook. he got all his health back and turned observed them while regular sized, the red gem he found gave him lots of power, mabey they would lead him to the rest of the chaos emeralds
Sáb, 09/21/2013 - 17:58
#50
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Last Cave (Hidden)
"SIR. SOMETHING HAS TURNED ALL YOUR MODULES' POWER SETTINGS TO THEIR LOWEST LEVEL."
"Deploy Field Tinker Module."
"AFFIRMATIVE."
Alvin, looking slightly annoyed, set his modules back to the way he had them, and continued on, seeing fiendish arrays of spikes and lava on the ground. Good thing he had a Jetpack and Glider! He walked past some oddly-shaped holes in the ceiling, past an ugly statue, and farther into the cave.
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The Nether
"ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN ON THE WAY TO OUR NEWEST TESTING FACILITY."
"Testing? What exactly are you testing?"
"OH, THIS AND THAT. THE FIRST TEST WILL, AMONG OTHER THINGS, DETERMINE WHAT HAIR DYE YOU ARE USING."
"HAIR DYE?! I'll have you know my hair color is all natural!"
"OH YES, PINK OCCURS NATURALLY. ON FLOWERS AND BRUISED SKIN. NOT ON HAIR, YOU LYING LIAR THAT LIES."
"Well, excuse me for telling the truth!"
"I STILL DON'T-"
"Enough!" Erk interrupted GLaDOS. "I can assert that Serra's hair is, in fact, naturally pink."
"OF COURSE YOU WOULD. OF COURSE YOU WOULD DO THAT. TRYING TO SCORE POINTS WITH THE LADY, WIZARD? OR ARE YOU JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR 'NATURALLY PURPLE' HAIR?"
"GLaDOS, will you please tell me if there's ANY way we can get out of your testing?"
"I WOULD, BUT THERE ISN'T ANY WAY TO GET OUT OF-"
"Oh, come on, GLaDOS!" Eggman flew in by GLaDOS's Egg Mobile #2. "Let's be honest, do we really need to run your tests on them?"
"YES. YES, WE DO." GLaDOS shut a glass bubble over the seat of Egg Mobile #2, trapping Erk, Serra, and the Gremlin inside.
"Why, you little... HEY! Let us outta here!" Serra whacked the bubble with her Heal staff, but that didn't really do anything but cause it to lose a durability point. "Glados, you stink! Erk! Magic this thing open!"
"Stand back!" Erk launched a round of Fire at the glass bubble, and only succeeded in igniting both his and Serra's hair; that glass bubble was made from some sturdy stuff!
"PLEASE DO NOT THROW FIREBALLS IN THE EGG MOBILE. YOU MONSTER." GLaDOS proceeded to engage a sprinkler, which cooled the bubble and put out Erk's and Serra's hair (and soaked their nice robes, too), while trying to grab Steve with a large robotic claw.
Thin. You are reaching the wrong audience here. Nobody in the Gremlin Chatter likes to roleplay. (As far as I know). Most likely they came here to chat, play forum games, etc. Honestly, it sounds like fun, and since I basically died off in THC, I never signed up for GoD, and AoH is not active. I have really nothing to do on the TV. :3 But, you should try and put this up in the TV and see what happens.