Do you know what? There ARE NO RULES. So you have NO right to ignore posts, Doctorspacebar. I don't care about what you arbitrarily shove on me. So, just shaddap.

Soteka, fell backward. Luguiro hopped forrward in his box-y-ness. He shot a super dome of troll-i-tude around the Swag dimension, giggling even though boxes don't have mouths. Or vocal cords. Or sentience. But this mattered not.

I didn't. I psychically told one a message, and stabbed him. I didn't say he DIED, or make him do stuff for me. I just told him something, and stabbed him. DONE AND DONE

No, it doesn't. If I push you down, are you on control of falling?
Don't be a hypocrite.

((I was about to cheer about the return of Swag God, but no. Forget your praise, you just tried to Godmod kill Soteka. Saying you stabbed him in the first place is godmodding. Saying he fell back is godmodding.

"Do not write for other players' characters." I'm pretty sure that's written right in the OP. As for the godmodding part, here's an article for your convenience.))

Oblivion roars before firing another volley of dark lasers at the group. "You really think Oblivion cares about your mortal items?" Dark retorts. "All it thinks about is destruction. And currently, your destruction is at the top of it's list."

Soteka deflects some of the lasers. "Oh look," he says with a sigh, "Swag God is back." Soteka sidesteps out of the way from Obakun's stab before regrouping with the others.

"What the hell are you doing?" Mekito stands his ground. "So what if the big guys start bickering," he points at the Shadow Twins. "Those two are gonna keep chasing us down!" He's forced to block Torghast's attack before countering with a punch to the face.

"Mekito, we've got to get them away!" Soteka's right eye's iris morphs into an Ω symbol with a spiral pattern inside of it. He then makes a portal under the champions leading to another part of the dimension.

"Honestly now," Dark says to the voice, "I'm trying to kill those two because they've been nusiances ever since we've met, yet you've just met this bunch and are already trying to kill them. I like that about you."

((Gee, This is the first time I have played an RP on a forum. Sorry for a breach of etiquette, so I guess Swag God never appeared?))

"SWAG GOD IS BACK!? AND A SIGH? I THINK I DESERVE MORE THAN THAT, IMPUDENT LITTLE, UH WHATEVER YOU ARE. NOW BEHOLD, MY SWAG-DIMENSION THINGAMAJIG!'
Swag God pulled an apparatus out of... some sort. It has growths of purple crystal on it, and looks like a ray gun out of a 60's movie.

"Now, all of the dimensions of the known universe(s) will be combined! All fictional worlds will be one!" Swag God fires his gun into the dark sky, laughing like a maniac. A purple hole opens up in the sky, and worlds collided.

"Hahaha!" Swag God laughed, not caring at all he had interrupted an epic duel. Luguiro casually throws a BLT at Dark. He continues laughing, as an Adeptus Astartes drop-pod landed on his face.

"A little help here, Luguiro?"

--Swagg Dimention - Portal Cave--

"Seriously? I'm right here," says the pokemon trainer as he walks through the portal

--Swagg Dimention - Castle Ruins--

The kid continues to run towards the castle, avoiding the lightning balls

"Thou shall not live!" said the voice

Mega MISSINGNO. uses Aura Sphere

((How about something a bit less War-Hammer-based. Also, why did everyone see you as a threat? Is it because you were basically a skeleton with a '90s ray gun?))

--Swagg Castle-Castle Grounds--
"Ah crap." The four released their katanas from the ground as the pull from the rift weakened. As they stepped out of the cave, they were shocked. Chaos was everywhere, from the Katamari rolling up the countryside to the necromorphs fighting the chimeras.

"Well that escalated quickly." Obakun moved his head to the side as a rocket, shot by Soldier no less, flew by his head and blew up a nearby Covenant Brute.

"Hey, I think the rift stopped drop-" A boy wearing blue clothing and a stretchable dog fell right in front of Mekito, then ran off to beat up some zambiez. "*sigh*, nevermind."

"The rift has gotten weaker." Soteka's eye started glowing again. "Maybe I can close it-" An arrow and a couple of grenades wizzed by his head. "Or Maybe Not! Guys, cover me!"

"Now why the hell would we do that?" A flaming laser struck the ground next to him, as the wizard that sent it was then eaten by a giant TrollFace. "Er, don't answer that."

Soteka used all his willpower to close the rift, stopping any more beings from coming in. He then collapsed, forcing Mekito to carry him on his shoulder as he, Obakun, and Torghast escaped from the area. "Guys, I know where Soteka sent the others, follow me."

--Swagg Dimension-Castle Remains--

Dark looked around at the mass of nonsense that was the Swagg Dimension. "Oh, if only Chaos were here. She would have enjoyed this to no end." He grabbed the little boy in a dark energy bubble and flew off after Mekito and the others.

((Oh. So we're doing a mega-crossover again. Interesting.))

~Swagg Dimension - ?????~

"Ah! Cecilia, did you hear something? I believe I heard a voice from nowhere- a ghost, perhaps?"

"Now's really not the time for jokes, Dan." Cecilia shakes her head. "We've got a difficult task. We need to gather information..."

"Hey, speakin' of that. Dan, how's life back at home?"

Dan shakes his head. "Governor Desmond still scours the land for us. We'll need to keep laying low in these lands, lest we be all slain, to the man, by his dollar-fattened henchmen."

"And Helena?" Walton raises an eyebrow. "How is she doing?"

"Ah, yes! Your beloved Helena is recovering finely from the poison. She should be in perfect health within the month- and she's back to her usual bright spirits, as well! The Doc's in a better mood, too."

Walton nods. "At least there's some good news... now. Who wants to go scouting while I get our bearings?"

"ME ME ME ME ME!" Amy waves her hand in the air. "Finally, something I'm good at! Scouting! I mean, I messed up last time and ran too far ahead, but not anymore. Not a chance!"

"Hey, just be careful. You see somethin' funny, let us know."

Cecilia asks the Pokemon Trainer, "So. Do you know where we could acquire information? Any towns or cities nearby?"

~Swagg Dimension - Castle Ruins~

"I think not."

A massive knight in plate armor, astride an imposing war-horse, leaps out from behind a wall and blocks Missingno's attacks.

"Excellently done, Sir Frederick. Now, Serra, I believe it's time to make our presence known!"

Erk and Serra step out, each holding a magic tome. Serra looks at Missingno, disgusted. "Eugh! What is THAT?!"

"I don't know... it looks like... a large pillar? Made of... rotted books?"

"It's a threat. Get the boy out of here, then pull me out with that Rescue staff- I'll distract it sufficiently!" Frederick lifts a Hand Axe. "That, or kill it. Whichever comes first."

"Got it!" Serra puts her hand on the boy's shoulder. "Okay, listen. We're going to lead you to safety. Got it?"

Erk begins scanning for an escape route. "Hmmmmm. If we take the south road, we can be at the Crash Site within the hour. But then we'd be wide open there, and... whatever's here... could chase us."

"Hmm. How about the woods?"

"We could go through the woods, but it'd take a while longer. However, it would conceal us more effectively..."

Frederick, meanwhile, lifts his Hand Axe, then hurls it at Missingno, preparing to dodge a counterattack.

((Derp, I was ninjaed by Sono earlier, and didn't realise it, so he's still trapped in the bubble))

--Wherever they are--

"I don't know where we are, so I don't know any nearby towns. I come from the Kalos Region, obviously this isn't it," said the trainer.

--Castle Ruins--

The boy threw his arms in the air and freed himself from the dark bubble somehow, he then continued running up the stairs and is half way to the balcony

Mega MISSINGNO. uses sketch

Mega MISSINGNO. learned hand axe

Mega MISSINGNO. used Aura Sphere

--The Swag Castle Ruins--

An almighty explosion is heard. Stones fly, and mortar drops. Fissures leading to alternate dimensions line the ground and the castle sinks into the dust. A fissure beneath Soteka and Dark's feet opens up. Leading to Skyrim.

((EDIT: Ninja'd. But that doesn't even add to the story, and it's most certainly godmodding- let's be honest, Serra's resistance is through the roof and she's got a good chance to survive a nuke if she wasn't in the center of the blast radius, but I can't imagine anyone taking the blast when it's practically over their heads.

Now stop making posts at everyone else's expense.))

~The Swagg Realm, Unknown Area~

"I see. Well, then we'll have to find the closest thing resembling a town..." Cecilia shook her head. "Listen to the storms going on. I think I heard some loud guy called... what did he say, 'The Swag God'?"

"Sounds stupid."

"It does sound stupid. But so does Missingno, and I underestimated that..."

"'Twas not your own fault, Cecilia! Our armaments simply aren't up to snuff. I was the only one among us with advanced weaponry."

"Then we'd better... is that Amy?"

Amy runs back. "Guys! Huge castle, thatta way! It's sinking! I heard shouting!"

"Is that so..." Cecilia looked at the rest of the Champions. "Dan?"

"'Tis a task tailored to myself. I shall fly about and scour the castle for anythi- wait, what in the Maker's name..."

A large fissure was opening up behind them, the exact opposite direction of where Amy had gone. Beyond it was what looked to be a rustic base with a large blue automatic...

"Gun! Get back!" Alf pushes Walt and Cecilia back, while backing up himself, to get them away from a spray of gunfire. Four rockets shoot out of the chasm at them.

"Freakin' metal guns in that one. Let's keep our distance!"

"Good work, Alf." Walton watches the path Amy and Dan were already going on their way to. "Let's keep behind them, in case they need backup."

~The Swag Castle Ruins~

((Aura Sphere was actually a better choice. Assuming Level 20 Great Knight, Fred's Defense is through the roof.))

"BLAST IT, GROUND, CAN'T YOU HOLD STILL?!"

"This doesn't look good..."

Frederick simply grits his teeth to endure the damage from the Aura Sphere as much as he can. He cringes as the ground beneath him began crumbling... stray pebbles are the least of his worries if he and his armored horse take a nasty fall. Meanwhile, the Hand Axe returns to his hand for some inexplicable reason (which is exactly the way it works in Fire Emblem) and he again throws it at Missingno.

"Be quick about this, you two! And don't try to conserve the Rescue staff! There's plenty more where it came from!"

Erk and Serra run to the edge of the crevices. There's no decent gap to jump...

Unless... "Wait, Serra! Hand me your Rescue staff?"

"Sure, but..." Serra looks at Erk oddly as she gives him the staff. "Why?"

"I'm going to jump from higher up."

"HEY! Wait! I'm still here! This frock isn't THAT limiting, I can jump!"

Despite Serra's protests, Erk climbs up to the balcony, and sees the kid. "Kid? I'm going to pull you away from this fissure with magic. As soon as I jump this..." Erk got a running start, then leaps from the balcony across the chasm...

...and makes it across the chasm in their way! Controlling his landing well enough to where his legs don't hurt TOO much, Erk then turns around. "Serra, put your hand on the kid's shoulder! I'm pulling you both out of the ruins right now!"

"Got it!" Serra attempts to put her hand on the kid's shoulder, hoping he doesn't panic. Sometimes people panic when Serra tries to help them. Must be the hair. Meanwhile, Erk begins using the Rescue Staff...

((In Fire Emblem, a Rescue Staff pulls a single unit toward the user. In the games with the "Rescue" command- including Fire Emblem 7, Erk's and Serra's game of origin- a character rescued by another character will also be warped. The same goes for Awakening's "Pair Up" command. This was used before against the Ghast King.))

~Stupid Ship~

From out of nowhere, Bandanna Waddle Dee leaps through a Portal Gun portal. "Not a chance!" Waddle Dee pokes the random nuke with his spear, causing it to harmlessly pop without exploding like any Kirby enemy. The Portal Gun portal intercepts the Vog Knight's clearly inferior portal and drops him back in his ship, the dirty coward.

"Now, you genocidal madman, you're a threat to his Corpulence's kingdom. So HAVE AT YOU!" Waddle Dee aims a nasty spear strike toward the small-brained Half-vog and stabs him through the heart, causing him to regret his stupid decision.

Only joking. About the intercepting the portal and stabbing the Half-Vog part; Waddle Dee still poked the nuke out of existence.

((Whoa! Whoa! Why are you controlling Waddle Dee? That's Doctorspacebar's character, not yours.))

--Swagg Realm-Castle Ruins--

"Oh you have got to be joking." Soteka, now free from the bubble, watches as more fissures open up to more dimensions and realms.

"I thought you closed off the rift." Dark looks around. "Why the hell are things still comi-" He then remembers what Swag God said before the portal closed. "... Oh...."

Soteka starts flying around, dodging random objects and looking for the katanas. "Hey... is that Erk?" Suddenly a rock flew by him and landed in front of Dark. He then snaps back when he finds the blades... in the hands of the four Castle Crashers. "Seriously?! My day...."

Orange Knight notices Soteka coming their way, and they all charge after him, swords in hands. And then Soteka knocks them all out with a drop kick. "Thank you." He calls back to Dark. "I found the katanas, we should go back."

Dark was zoned out for a few seconds. "Hm? Oh right." Dark floated over to him and took the shadow blades as Soteka made a portal to the Unknown Area.

--Swagg Realm-Unknown Area--

Mekito and the Shadow Twins land near the rift. "Guys, we're back and- Whoa!" They're forced to dodge the spray of bullets from the fissure.

Torghast backs out of the fire range, Obakun and Mekito following behind. "Alright, this is getting ridiculous, where the hell is Swag God?!"

A portal opens up next to them as Dark steps out. "We're back, idiots." He gives Obakun and Torghast their katanas.

Soteka comes through, but halfway out, he's pulled back in by some behemoth, the portal still open.

"Soteka!" Mekito jumps in after him, the portal closing off.

((Who wants to control the behemoth And say what it is?))

((Alright, I think I've got a basic rundown of godmodding and not godmodding:

Not Godmodding:
-Grabbing a character, whether be physical, mental (like the force), or within bubbles
-Throwing a character if said character is already in your grasp
-Attacking the character, but not saying that the attacks landed

Godmodding:
-Hits landing on a character that isn't yours to control
-Being invulnerable to attacks
-Controlling other characters (In the case of Gwaino trying to control Doctorspacebar's Waddle Dee)))

"Agh, let Go Of Me!!" Soteka pulls out his katana and starts stabbing the Dimensional Minotaur in the wrist, when Mekito comes out of the portal.

"Wait!" Mekito grabbed the other hand and started pulling back. "We didn't kill him! Those guys did!" He points at Isaac and the other guys who killed Swag God.

((might as well abuse it isn't special defense :P

Tell))

--Castle Ruins - Inside--

The kid jumps away from Serra and continues running up the stairs, to the balcony

--Castle Ruins - Balcony--

After reaching the top, the kid found a man (who he was searching for) who was busy talking, "Oh how silly all of you are, thinking you can defeat my MISSINGNO. with a simple hand axe. You are all so weak, but then there's you," The man turns around to the kid, and his voice is no longer being broadcast to everyone, "You think you can stop me just because you have special powers, and your wrong. Do you really want to defeat me? Or do you just want this?" The man tosses a yellow crystal up in the air a few times, which makes the kid charge at him, only to be imediantly shot back at the wall by a bunch of quills. "You are the most pathetic one of them all, quite surprising since your the brother of the one I hate the most of all, but good news for me, I'm forgiving her for a bit to let her fly!" The man tosses the crystal high in the air, only to be caught by a bird that looked like this and taken away. The man's voice starts broadcasting to all again, "All shall know this new beginning of a new era of mass destruction as the reawakening of (insert big pause for suspense) Iurbak." Iurbak dissappeared into thin air, leaving the kid stuck to the wall still, who then freed himself momentarly.

--Castle Ruins - Courtyard--

Mega MISSINGNO. uses Aura Sphere

Suddenly, the dimention rumbles, and a new fissure appears, nothing happens for a second, then 100s of swarm monsters come out and swarm everyone, except for Dark and his minions (unless he switched sides to Soteka). The swarm also covers the 4 Castle Crushers and copys them, making some swarm form into swarm Castle Crushers of their own

--Castle Ruins - Court yard--

"Oh, how lucky I am, all universes combined, and even better, I can close the portal to mine and reopen it at anytime," said Iurbak, "I think I'll just do something..."

The swarm starts pileing into all the other dimentions, (except for dark's) and attacking them and copying them. Some also come back out in the form of strange creatures from the dimentions

--Meanwhile, on some other dimention--

"What's going on? Why do you have to wake me up so early?" complained Pit.

"You'll see," said Palutena. The level begin or whatever you call it door opened, to reveal a whole lot of swarm monsters when he took off.

"Woah!" said Pit, nearly avoiding a sudden burst of swarm heading for him, "What's that about?"

"Some alien creatures seem to have come here to destroy our world, sounds, familiar," said Palutena.

"You mean a repeat of the Arlum?" asked Pit.

"Pretty much," said Palutena

"But why are they here?" asked Pit

"It seems though all existing dimentions have all connected to one dimention, I think they may either be from the dimention they all are connected to or from anouther dimention, and flooding into all other dimentions too," said Palutena

In the swag dimension in an unknown area
"Wow. When you said you were getting tha cavilary you were NOT kidding!" Toon exclaimed
"Yeah, i told you I'm awesome like that." Gwaino said
"Can we just get moving aalready ?!?!" shoute the impatient king of the koopas
"Relax turtle head, we'll get moving soon enough." declaieed the master racoon thief Sly Cooper
"TURTLE HEAD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Bowser shouted in a rage
"Sorry racoon boy but I'm with turtle brain over here." Said the fastest thing alive.
"Well look who's talking pine cone face." replies Sly
"Pine cone face?!?!?!?! You picked the wrong hedgehog to mess with pal!!" said Sonic
" Ok that's enough!" yelled MC
"Yeah we need to find these people before someone or something else does." Said LW
"He's right you know" Said Agent Tex from project freelancer.
"Ok we get it! Now let's move out! Unless of course someone has to do something before we go."
"Un, mister monster guy?" asked an idiot in blue armor
"Ugh what do you wnat Caboose?!?!?!?!?" replied Gwaino
"I have to use the bathroom." declaired Caboose
"Ok fine just go!!" yelled Gwaino
"Seriously how do you put up with him?????" Gwain asked Tex
" I just tune him out." Tex said
Gwaino replied "Yeah easier said then done. I'm trying so hard to shoot him right now."
"It takes pratice." Tex said
"Ok I'm back! Did you miss me?" interupted Caboose
"Lots and lots of pratice." said agent Tex. Then she lets out a huge sigh
"Ok then NOW lets move out." commanded Gwaino

Swag dimension unknown area
"Woah! Did you here that??" said Link
"Yeah, I did. I'm pretty sure we all heard that seeing as how it's kinda hard to miss." said Tex
"Yes, and mabye somebody got a little scared and peed himself inside his own spacesuit." said someome
"Oh my @!&%ing god Caboose just shut up before I start shooting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeled Gwino who was starting to lose his patiance.
"Great now 'mister monster guy' is loosing HIS patience. Mabye turtle brain and pine cone face can help you find it." said Sly
"I heard that!" Sonic shouted from a distance.
" You were ment to!" replied Sly
"Oh and by the way, LW was right to say that we should hurry. There's a Minotaur atacking someone and based on toons description, it's one of the guys we're looking for." said Sonic
"Well then what are we waiting for!?!??" asked Bowser.
" Good poont; CHAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shluted Gwaino
end of chapter
I now pass controll of my chars to the Minotaur guy so he can make a fight scene.

double glitch :P

It seems though you keep on reading my mind and copying it :P

Oh well, we can just say what I am talking about are other dimention versions

((Pi, Erk pulled the kid out of the ruins with Rescue. Still waiting on his move.))

--Swagg Castle--
The remaining parts of the castle fall into the fissure, then the land falls in, and is swallowed up by the multiverse. Rocks fall into the abyss, and nothing remains.

((Why don't we just... negate that whole 'everyone dying'? The castle ruins were falling into Tamriel, last I remember...))

~Outside the ex-Swag Castle Ruins~

"Sis?" Erk raises an eyebrow. "His sister?"

"So that was what that bird took." Frederick looks up at the sky. "That crystal had something to do with his sister... a keepsake, perhaps?"

"Aaah! Erk, look at the ground!"

"Bleugh! Watch out!" Erk jumps up on Frederick's horse, pulling Serra up. "Argh, they're getting all over that kid!"

"And if we wait, they'll cover my horse! We can't stay here long!" Frederick pulls the kid off the ground. "We'll have to shake these off the old-fashioned way. Hyah!" Frederick spurs his horse forward, placing the kid on its back.

Serra applies a Restore staff, hoping it will drive away the bugs. "Come on, this has to work..." (A Restore staff cures all status conditions.) Erk waits with a Wind tome, in case this doesn't work.

Dan, upon spotting the bugs, jumps off the ground, beginning to hover with his jetpack. "Amy! You must flee, posthaste!"

"Gladly! Hey, what about you?"

"I'm fighting these bugs. I shall stay at a distance and outmaneuver this swarm of insects! You meet up with those guys over there if they escape the swarm."

Amy nods her head. "All right! Be careful!" Amy takes off at blinding speed toward where Frederick (and, by extension, Erk, Serra, and the kid) might end up. Dan, meanwhile, aims his steam nozzle at the bugs and unleashes a blast of heated steam, attempting to form a shield with it.

[[You bugger, I designed the Swag Dimension. So what if it's fanciful? It falls into Tamriel, deal with it. You can't just IGNORE posts. I created the most widely used spot. DONT IGNORE MY POSTS. The message was that all of the castle was gone into Tamriel, and nothing was there anymore. And Pipipipipi, you don't get to ignore posts intended to include your character. That's right in the OP. Get it right]]

== Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel==

The guards of Whiterun circle around the ruins in fear. Villagers panic and run left and right. A Nord man with Dragon Armour walks forward, as a few disgruntled Space Marines draw there bolters. Before they fire, a call is heard:

" FUS....ROHDAH!"

The squad flew backward, smashing into buildings. The Sargent stood up, drawing his Melta Gun. The beam of light shot through the air, only to be dodged by the nimble warrior. The Dragonborn darted forward, his Dragonbone sword already in an overhead aimed at the Sargent's head.

The Sargent parried with his sword, a machine with chain teeth running up and down the edges. He thrust it into the Dragonborn, ripping out his torso. He followed up with a devastating blow to the head, killing the Dragonborn. He pulled out his pistol, and trained it on the crowd.

"Do you fear the emperor, on this strange, backwater of a planet?"

"Of course, we love the Septim Dynasty here in Skyrim."

"HERETIC!" The Space Marine cried, blowing the guard in half with a bolt shell. He kicked the remains away, splattering against a building. He charged forward, sword in hand to deliver the Emperor's Wrath.

== The Imperial City, Cyrodiil, Tamriel==

A spire of swaggonite crashed through the Imperial City, crushing townspeople left and right.

A panicked guard named Torygg, a Nord man from Skyrim, ran towards his house, frantic to retrieve his family. He tripped and stumbled over a fallen statue of Uriel III. He watched in horror as another building crushed the house. He saw no more as a building fell around him.

((Oh! See, I thought EVERYTHING fell into Tamriel! Don't know how I got confused like that...

That said, I'll ignore a post that's a clear case of foul play, such as godmodding. You'll thank me later. (People just love to run in here and say "I KILL EVERYONE" without thinking- it'll happen to you soon enough.)))

~Near the Ex-Castle Ruins~

"WHAT?! Oh, listen to that loudmouthed jerk! ERK!"

"Yes, Serra?"

"Give me a hand! I'll pull that angel guy outta there!"

Erk nods, and applies his energy to the Rescue Staff as Serra once again activates it. The staff breaks, having been used five times, but Pit is successfully pulled out of the way of Aura Sphere and onto Frederick's horse.

"The bugs aren't coming off him!" Frederick spurs his horse to as close to full gallop as it can manage, but it wasn't enough...

"I've got a plan." Erk reaches for his Wind tome. "Just a light application should be enough, I don't want to hurt the kid." Erk does exactly that, using Wind to attempt to push away the Swarmlings.

Amy manages to catch up to Frederick's horse and runs alongside them for the moment.

"Oh, dear." Dan turns in the opposite direction to escape the swarmlings' pursuit.

Cecilia, spotting Dan, prepares her Blink Drive. "You two go toward those guys over there. I'll catch up."

"If ya say so!" Alf begins walking toward Frederick's party.

"Careful, now. I don't want you getting killed!"

"Oh, don't worry. I've got THIS planned out."

As Dan approaches, Cecilia blinks up to him, taps his shoulder, and blinks back behind the hill, in the hopes the Swarmlings won't somehow see them through a solid hill.

"Whew..." Cecilia's Blink Drive hits 101% heat, and the excess goes into Cecilia's body. "That... was pushing it too hard..."

"Cecilia, will you be okay?"

"Yeah, just... keep those bugs away."