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PROTECT THE CONFETTI AT ALL COSTS!

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Thu, 11/21/2013 - 19:24
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

The Swarm is adapting. Evolving. Changing. Growing smarter. Tapping into more sources of power. It now seeks the ultimate source...

CONFETTI!!!

You and several other forumers must set up defenses on a steep hill, and last as long as possible against the infinite amount of Swarm creatures. Person 1 will des

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1: I build a cannon that shoots lava.

Guy 2: It fought Ash Tails. I make bombs out of wet towels and hurl them at the Swarm.

Guy 3: The Swarm used the towels to take a shower. I...

I'll start. I grab a boatload of pumpkins and fire them via catapults into the air above the Swarm. Being filled with gunpowder because I'm retarded, they explode in midair.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 19:29
#1
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

but you manage to distract the swarm cuz they think it is fireworks

I fire mah lazor at the swarm

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 19:33
#2
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

Congratulations. You have taken down 200 Swarm creatures in one line. Too bad there's 412389471294123947124712894734713437124912739481 more around you.

I shatter the fourth wall and collapse it onto the Swarm.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 00:31
#3
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Fireofearth
You destroyed many Void

You destroyed many Void Lumbers! Congrats!
I rush into their ranks with two heavy swords, the Fusion Swords and the Ultima Weapon from Final Fantasy, along with the Ultima Weapon(it's confusing eh?) from Kingdom Hearts holstered. I begin slicing through them.
Fusion Sword:http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Fusion_Swords
Ultima Wep: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ultima_Weapon_(Weapon)
Ultima Weapon: http://www.khwiki.net/Ultima_Weapon
It's confusing....sort of...

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 05:25
#4
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
However...

...The Swarm completely blankets you and you become blind. Stumbling around like a moron, you accidentally blow up a mountain and kill a lesser god. Luckily, the confetti is unharmed.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 20:08
#5
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I stuff confetti into several monsters' mouths and choke them with it. We still have two hundred more capsules of confetti and over 9000 enemies to deal with.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 08:48
#6
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

they thank you for that and use the confetti to get more confetti

I build 10 turrets that auto target swarm monsters and hit them and kill them

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 10:27
#7
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Then...

A Perma-Frostifur comes over, with two Trojans by his side.

I quickly leap towards the Swarm monsters and take back all the confetti that Use put in their mouths. I hide them once again in the totally legit secret door (so secret it has a sign saying it's secret so you should ignore it) and toss Use into the Swarm. Never sacrifice confetti!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 10:44
#8
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! /grabs hammer and starts smashing the confetti with it

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 13:24
#9
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Kbloowit
Calm down will you! Everything is going to be fine.

*Plants 883647865450374059325432656374398980786970 sickybombs*
let em come hya.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 14:55
#10
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

they grab the sticky bombs without making them explode and throw them at you

/continues smashing confetti

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 16:12
#11
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Nope.

But it wasn't actually confetti! It was an Owlite casting illusionary magic to summon a mirage of confetti! What a coincidence!

I plant a big sign at the hill:

WRONG HILL. CONFETTI IS IN SPACE. GO GET IT.

I also put a bunch of rockets there with just enough fuel to blast into space.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 16:55
#12
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

they arn't that dumb

The Owlite disappears because it was a illusion by anouther Owlite, who flew off and turned to swarm, turns out the confetti I am smashing is real after all

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

/continues to smash the confetti

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:08
#13
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Malkalack
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!

I set up wood spokes at the base of the hill, as well as land mines. I hold them off with my fang of fog in one hand, valiance in the other.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:59
#14
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Sandwich-Potato
Tsk tsk tsk.

However, secretly the confetti you smashed was a pumpkin cut up and mushed into nearly identical replications by yours truly. The Owlite is so utterly amazed by my skill he returns to my side.

Malkalack, a few fire gorajos come over to say hi.

I grab Pipipipipi, paint him purple, and toss him to the Swarm as bait.

COMBAT OPERANDI LEVEL 1: TORSO FLAIL! Pipipipipi's torso (and the rest of him) go soaring off the cliff in an attempt to placate the Swarm.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:08
#15
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

appon looking closer at "me", it is acually a scarecrow that looks exactly like me, 10 feet away I am smashing the REAL confetti, and now I have completely destroyed the confetti so the swarm leaves, the "owlite" falls to the ground and was a scarecrow too, I then hammer you into the swarm as it leaves and it kills you and turns you into more swarm

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 23:53
#16
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Bustware
SUPER AWESOME COMBAT

SUPER AWESOME COMBAT OPERATION 1: Tracking down Pipipipipi, then I slap him with rottening fish, so he rottens too.
SUPER AWESOME COMBAT OPERATION 2: Grab all possible minerals and stones and build a super-ultra-kilo-mega wall around the confetti.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 05:30
#17
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Nope.

For the last time, you cannot smash confetti. Confetti is invincible and unbreakable.

Secondly, I use magic and blow up all hammers in your face.

Third, all Owlites are scarecrows, dummy. You didn't know that?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:17
#18
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

that "me" falls down and was acually a scarecrow

somewhere in the world, where the swarm can not reach, I smash the smashed confetti

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:51
#19
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Kbloowit
Pi,read how to learn how to read please.

random F2P Swarm Pyro appears!
It Used Air Blast on my 883647865450374059325432656374398980786970 sticky bombs!
They Spread everywhere!
I blow em up. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO+M

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:16
#20
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Kbloo, learn how to use grammer and spelling please

Subject says all

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 05:26
#21
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Tsk tsk tsk.

The Swarm can reach anywhere. Why? It absorbed the legendary artifact, Weirdplotstuff.

There is no smashed confetti. You're merely smashing pumpkins.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 09:53
#22
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

oh no I am not, this is real confetti

STOP CLAIMNG IT ISN'T OR I SMASH YOU!!!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:46
#23
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!

I shoot pi on the head. I throw all his scarecrows off the hill. I shoot him for real this time!! I throw a a grenade @ the swarm.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 19:04
#24
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

You shot a scarecrow you just threw off the cliff and a bunch of painted hay.

My real location is a secret

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 20:28
#25
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
If your real location is a secret, then no more.

The confetti you were smashing was merely a delusion, a figment of your imagination. You wake up.

Meanwhile, I track down your IP Address to find you. I shoot you with a ConfeGun blast, set to "Flaming Explosive Doom" mode.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 08:33
#26
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

That attacking me was a delusion, a figment of your imagination. You wake up.

You see me smashing YOU. You die.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:51
#27
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Nope.

As the creator of this thread, I am granted with Threadomniscienceandinfinitepower, so I can change this thread at will.

You have died. Respawn?

Y/N

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:06
#28
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I teleport back to the secret area as I just killed Sandwich-Potato, the REAL (you can not change it) confetti, which I have completely destroyed

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:12
#29
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Sandwich-Potato
Once more...

The confetti regenerates, since it is confetti, and confetti can do whatever the heck it wants to do.

I do the same, as I am lord over the thread.

The Swarm covers the secret Area.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:14
#30
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
No it can't.

The swarm does not know the confetti is here, or know where here is, they still think that the confetti is where you are, and they can't reach it either

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:09
#31
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Yes it can.

The Swarm knows all. I said that it had evolved. It consumed an enormous source of power already...BACON.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:32
#32
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

But the power of HAMMERS, HAMMAHS, REMMAHS, AND OTHER TYPES OF HAMMERS DOESN'T LET THEM KNOW WHERE I AM OR LET THEM REACH ME.

also, unholy TOAST, cheese, cream pies, peanut butter, jelly, and other unholy foods

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:37
#33
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Wrong!

I use a Lucerne Hammer, which is not actually a hammer. The paradox and irony causes a wrinkle in the time-space continuum, destroying all of your hammers.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:25
#34
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Your attempt to destroy my hammer wasn't acually a success, as using something that is called something that it is not does not create a paradox or irony, thus my hammer is still here

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

/smashes confetti which is completly gone now.

/goes to Sandwich's basement to take more REAL confetti to smash, and goes back to my secret place without anyone knowing

/smashes other REAL confetti

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:29
#35
Bustware's picture
Bustware
... Dude, help instead of disrupting.

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Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:30
#36
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

you wake up from a dream and realise none of post 35 acually happened

you shall never find me

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:32
#37
Bustware's picture
Bustware
You wake up and find out that

You wake up and find out that you're tailed tightly in isolated room. And I'm still with the confetti with all backers.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:34
#38
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

you wake up to find both post 35 and 37 was just a dream

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:38
#39
Bustware's picture
Bustware
You wake up (LOL, stop it)

You wake up (LOL, stop it) and find out that you really have sick dreams.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:40
#40
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
NEVER!!!

You wake up to thinking I have sick dreams, and that post 35 and 37 didn't happen

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:43
#41
Bustware's picture
Bustware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDb7AIvm6_A - answer of everyone to Pi's dream posts

I get up, find another fortress, take all allies, weapons and confetti there.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:46
#42
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
ok,

I continue smashing the confetti I stole in my secret base with MAH HAMMER!!!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:47
#43
Bustware's picture
Bustware
I find you, take your hammer

I find you, take your hammer and confetti, stun you, then rush to my fortress.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:51
#44
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

you stole hay and a fake hammer, you have to say what my secret base is to find me, that was not the real me

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 18:00
#45
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
This sure got out of hand.

I grab an enchanted oven timer. This timer allows me to travel to alternate timelines and take my alternate selves back to the alpha timeline, effectively creating an infinite army of me that can expand infinitely in no time due to my temporal shenanigans.

In 0 seconds, the army has enveloped all of Cradle, with the ability to travel back to before you attempted to destroy confetti and SWARM you.

BADUM-tsss!

Laws of Universe: Hey! What are you doing! Stop screwing up space and time! Do you know how annoying it is to revert to logic and normality?

Me: I'll give you a pill of confetti. Explosive version so you can get back at Magickz for breaking your rules.

LoU: DEAL.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 18:37
#46
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Little did you know, I have a army of pigs now, they invent a time machine and go back in time to kill the youngest Sandwich, killing them all and creating a paradox which sucks the swarm in and find themselfs at the first Sandwich before he/she got the army and killed him, thus creating 385107375219847 paradoxes which devour all of Cradle which the pigs have teleported out of and into my secret base which isn't even on cradle.

/watches Cradle be devoured with a nanoscope in secret base then looks over at a giant pile of confetti the pigs looted and smiles.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 21:33
#47
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Sorry.

Before you can harm me, I duplicate infinitely and take up the entire universe in a few seconds.

Oh, and even if you killed the youngest me, it wouldn't do anything. Remember, the laws of the universe are on my side. Manipulating them, I completely erase post 46 from ever occurring, then create more of myself.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 07:04
#48
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Cool, I hope I can count on

Cool, I hope I can count on your help while protecting the confetti.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 09:43
#49
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato
Back on topic...

In order to play this game fairly, I lock away my superthreadcreatorpowers until times of crisis, thus putting me in the same boat as you all. Except Pipipipipi, that is. He just lost his hammer-whacking privileges. Maybe I should take away his breathing privileges too.

I set up a practical prank onto the Swarm, hoping to mortify them into leaving. It involves two barrels of peaches, a cotton shoelace, and the tears of a Weasel King.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 10:23
#50
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
but little did you know, none

but little did you know, none of post 47-49 never happened for absoulutly no reason except the fact you did that away, and you can't take away any of my privileges.

/smashes all of the confetti which is in my base

P.S. the laws of the universe betrawed (I can't spell :( ) you because of all the paradoxes you caused, it would take forever to clean all that up.

P.P.S. my base isn't acually IN this multiverse and is only accessible by me and my pig army and any other people or things working or friends with me

P.P.P.S. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH /smashes confetti

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