ah, but Popoixd doesn't know where my base is, you realise that getting the confetti and finding my base was just a dream, and I still have the confetti
P.S. if you did enter my base, you would instantly die
P.P.S. by friends, I mean people premitted to enter my base
I told you, the Laws of the Universe are in perpetual conflict with Magic, and the two will grab at any opportunity to kill each other at nearly any cost.
It takes nearly forever to clean that up - that is, if you decide to care about that. The Laws of the Universe don't give two poopstains about that, since it's needlessly complicated and the alternate realities don't really matter. I give them more explosive confetti.
They are on my side now. I use them to gain omnipotence and detect your base.
I enter your base. I die. My magic contingency spell detects that the equation has been fulfilled and brings me back as a spirit. I can now become tangible and intangible at will. I'm also dead, so I enter your base with no problem.
Your confetti is not actually confetti. It is unreal confetti. But to humor you I cast a spell that when confetti is hit, it duplicates instead of being smashed.
The laws of the universe can't reach my base, as it is not in this multiverse, normal laws of universe do not apply here, I am the laws of the multiverse here, and the protection is so good, it can kill anything, even the dead and make them permadead
You realise none of post 53 acually happened, for I am acually smashing the REAL confetti that was never unreal.
The Multiverse has never been confirmed to exist; as such, its laws do not apply to this continuity.
SUCKER!
Post 54 did not occur, and the confetti is still not anywhere near you.
So, all confetti is in my base and Pi's somewhere in its dungeons protected by my sentrys.
I go into the FSC and Masterball Vanaduke and then release him to fight the swarm along with the snarbolax. THEY GOT REALLY CLOSE FOOLS!
Edit: I used a magic ribbon made of 6 impossible things to get the Snarbolax.
But that has nothing in common with the topic and the action, so post #57 changed nothing.
but the swarm would have ... OH NO ITS IN YOUR BASE CODE RED CODE RED!!! ITS GOT ME AAAAAAH!!!!1
post 55 did not occur, making me have the confetti and still be in my base
my multiverse is awesome and can not cease to exist, otherwise, space time will collapes
The swarm kills pi. His posts don't count, ignore them. Let's continue on like we wer BEFORE that troll showed up.
I towel whip the swarm.
the swarm can not reach me, as they never will
Don't you see? I'm protecting the confetti now, that is why it the confetti is in a vault in a maze in a vault in a maze in a vault, the swarm will never reach the confetti
That post didn't happen.
I go with my Apocrean legions from KOTH and they fight the swarm and steal the souls of those caught by it as payment.
...neither did yours, making mine happen
The swarm shall never reach your confetti, it's safe forever
Confetti is safe at me's and Pi's bases. But swarm evolves I think...
The swarm shall ne-
*siron sounds* RED ALERT, SWARM HAS ENTERED
What? How is this possible? PREPARE THE DEFENCE, PIGS!!!
My pig army turns on a bunch of turrets which hold the swarm back
The Swarm all SWARMS into a small pig. There's so much mass it's creating a black hole!
I summon an army of angels to defeat the Swarm. They naturally prove to be of no use whatsoever. I summon some more.
half of the swarm gives up and goes for the secret confetti I secretly put in the secret forest of secret secrets and secretness (you have to include the whole title *trollface*)
The small pig gets rid of the swarm swarming him, and then my pig army comes with all sorts of weapons and pig-shaped war machines and fights back the swarm
A brave epic cow warrior of cows fights back the swarm in the secret forest of secret secrets and secretness
Helen: WARNING!
Defenders: Huh!
Helen: THE ENEMY SWARM INCOMING TO THE BASE!
Soldier: Hyhyhy! Vaccine Launcher! Chaaaaarge!
Bustware: ... Time for a fight. *takes a Vaccine Buster and goes at a swarm*
Engineer: Biuldin'a'sentry!
But you don't have any confetti. Nothing happens.
What pig? I meant the Swarm compressed into a small pig, thus decreasing size and increasing density.
My Apocrea guys make an impossible wormhole and throw the Swarm pig through. They then close it. Game over.
Post #71 actually did not happen, as some of the swarm still remained. I keep on trying with my Vaccine Buster! I won't let them pass!
Fine. They do post 71, but take a piece of the Swarm for studying.
The Swarm grows. The Swarm takes Kmartox's soul. The Swarm attacks Pi's base, with the help of my Spy-bots. They take over the base. I take the confetti and betray The Swarm. I go to Mann Co. HQ., which is heavily barricaded with forcefields and my robot army.
I reactivate my mod powers. You don't have any confetti. I eat the robots. I eat the forcefield. The Swarm failed to even scratch 5Pi's base. I perform a ritual to restore Kmartox's soul.
I cover the confetti with cupcakes, hopefully they never eat them
@Sacred they acually took over your own base and went rouge and killed you so none of 74 happened
The Swarm comes over and investigates the delicious desserts. Luckily, I resummon my alternate timelines to do a Michael Jackson dance. While part of the Swarm explodes from the sheer Jackson-y-ness of it, I whisk the confetti away to safety.
I create a sign, saying:
HEY YOU
YEAH YOU
I HEARD CONFETTI IS IN THAT BLACK HOLE OVER THERE
YOU SHOULD LIKE GO THERE
The black hole is acually a friend of mine and sucks up the swarm wether they fell for it or not
I make a deal with the Avians, they protect the confetti
The Swarm used the new magic skill: SUMMON WINTER! The avians migrate away.
I make a deal with the Pastafarian lord; his holy noodly powers shall protect the confetti.
Here goes nothing! I rocket jump into the black hole, which is placed kinda high, and keep on fighting off the swarm with my Vaccine Buster!
@Sandwich the swarm eats him, and Avians don't migrate
@Bustware the black hole dodges you
/Makes a deal with the Glitch, they also protect the confetti
NO THE SPAGHETTI GOD SHALL NEVER DIE. ALL PRAISE HIS NOODLEY POWER. MAY HE FOREVER BLESS US WITH THE FRESH TASTE OF PASTA.
Avians do migrate. At least some of them do, and you never specified which kind.
I hire a Generic Superhero at the Generic Place to Hire Heroes in Crisis shop.
Ack, I finally reach the black hole(that should not move btw, you'd better study physics) and stop/slow down/fight off the swarm with my Vaccine Buster.
You die looking for the swarm for the swarm is dead and you are in a blackhole
You'd better study logic
I jump into a white hole. Wait, it potentially doesn't exist, so I potentially don't exist, so anything I interact with will potentially not exist. My spells temporarily existify me while I hurl pieces of Swarm into the white hole. But I only got half before I had to get away from said white hole.
My angels meanwhile do some random background combat with the Swarm. They're generically equally matched.
I summon the chickens from Legend of Zelda. All animals hearken under the indestructible fowl. Including your pig and cow armies. ATTACK! The chickens wreak havoc.
That is, if there wasn't only like 10 of them. Hurr durr. Still, they wreak a small-scale havor while the animalia army wreaks a slightly larger-scale havoc.
1. I have no cows, other then the one who is barly stopping the swarm from reaching the confetti in the secret forest of secret secrets and secretness
2. There are no chickens in LoZ, so you sent nothing
3. I think you mean this?
/throws a giant Cucco into the swarm which they unwisly attack and get attacked by a army of Cuccos
I quickly run to the forest of secret secrets that are secretly secret secrets disguised as normal secrets, take the confetti, buy some milk from the cows, and run away to my fort. I use my new spell: Substitution. It allows me to substitute two similar-looking items. I take the cream milk and bam, shaving cream. I chuck it outside and set it on fi-Hi this is Sandy's chicken army Sandy died but is revving in 3 2 1-Thanks chickens.
I bump Pipipipipi in the facial face. Then I bump the confetti straight into the swarm.
YAAAY! I WON!
YEAH!!!
OLD SCHOOL NOSTALGA!!!
/takes a bunch of Confetti and throws it at the swarm
I eat all of the confetti and throw peanut butter and swarm dirtwiches at everyone ( cuz sandwiches are too mainstream )
Yay I won! Now can i haz more confetti?
Since when do we have to stop pi? The Heartle- i m-m-mean Swarm almost has the confetti
I get the SWAT units to shoot the swarm and go back in time to get an Owlite to cast a shield of invincible-ness-ness on me and i go back to the present and bite the swarm with my Alpha Voltail teeth.They spasm so much that everyone else has a good chance at them.
(gets Owlite to cast immunity on comment from anything Pipipipipi sez)
It's too late, the Swarm simply absorbs the shock and is now able to shock players.
you should know invincible stuff never works on me, I deal the normal amount of damage - the invincibility x301573984 to invincible stuff
/grabs hammer and smashes Skolver
I force Popoixd to tell me where is Pi's base, I go there, take all confetti, use Pi's hammer to smash him, homesick to my base where only Sandwich, me and people allowed by us can enter.
Then I go to Peach's peach garden and ask a Toad for 2 barrels of peaches. He gives them to me for 200 Mushroom Kingdom coins.
I use my teleportation skills to go to cotton plantation, then take some and go to a seamstress asking for a shoelace made of cotton.
Then I find the location of Weasel King and stomp on his foot. He drops some tears and I get them into a jar.
With all these ingredients I withdraw to my base, hand them all over to Sandwich and wait till miracle antiswarm potion will be made.