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Mon, 01/06/2014 - 08:17

Skayeth

Okay, so this is how it works. Every single reply must contain 5 facts about Spiral Knights. 5 ONLY. Then the other person continues it. Like if person A posts 6, 7, 8, 9 and fact 10. The other person will continue it from 10, starting on 11. TRUE facts only, not assumed.

I start:
1.Radiants are hella rare.

2. Tortodrones are currently extinct.

3.Slooms have been removed from the game, but came back in a bug, but only removed again.

4. Acheron got a buff and is now equally powerful, or even more powerful than the Gran Faust.

5. 50 Party Packs are given away every hour at New Years, but now ended.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 08:44

Curious-Mewkat

6. You are annilation.
7. I'm not Zeddy.
8. Not-Hollows is not Hollows.
9. I'm a curious mewkat.
10. Kats secretly rule Cradle.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 11:16

Hexzyle

11. 13 is false.
12. 15 is true.
13. 13 is true.
14. 12 is true.
15. 11 is true

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 08:40

Dragneel-Wiki

16. This game isn't balanced
17. LD improvement is ignored
18. No real rewards from having Prestige Points
19. Forums sucks nowadays
20. Contri is the best

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 08:41

Skepticraven

Heh.

21. #1 is wrong. Radiants are not rare on D28/D29. It just takes awhile to get there. They also are not rare at all in shadow lairs.

22. The OP doesn't even follow his own rules of posting TRUE facts only, not assumed.

23. #3 is wrong. Slooms are technically still in the game files, the server just never spawns them.

24. #4 is wrong. Acheron and Gran Faust deal the same damage, but the Gran Faust has a larger attack direction, can inflict curse, and a more powerful knockback. Power of a weapon depends on the use of a weapon. This is obvious opinion and personal preference.

25. #10 is wrong. Kats only rule Cradle. "World" is too generic and could refer to other planets.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 08:59

Scirio

There we go. I like this thread.

26. Spiral knighs has nothing to do with spirals.
27. The AH always has great deals when you are offline/out of cash.
28. Promos will screw you over if you're a merchant, inb4 twilight aura promo.
29. Snipes are friggin' adorable. In fact, most things in this game are.
30. The winter hats make it even cuter.

't was a grumpy post, so I edited it.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 08:48

Dragneel-Wiki

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Mon, 01/06/2014 - 08:52

Dragneel-Wiki

31. #26 is not true, at all. Spiral Knights is evolved around Cradle, which is composed of spirals and mechanical crap I know nothing about.
32. #27 Not necessarily true, could be just mere luck.
33. #28 Same here, it could benefit the merchant and could screw him.
34. #29 Not true.
35. #30 Also not true, see Severage's suggestion for GH improvement.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 18:13

Zaffy-Laffy

36. Not-Zaffy is not me.
37. 58 is an opinion, not a fact.
38. Whoever thought of this thread has played Spiral Knights.
39. Someone exploited the energy market to gain free energy, bought off silver keys and placed them cheaply on the auction house.
40. That guy also got IP banned.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 11:29

Hexzyle

41. Polaris hurts but the people who shoot it are generally pretty bad at aiming. Dodge accordingly.
42. Acheron hurts but the people who buffed it are generally pretty bad at balance. Complain accordingly.
43. Lævateinn hurts but the spray hurts more. Listen for the hiss, dodge accordingly and be quick about it!
44. Butterflies are easily lured but later they become pretty ridiculous: chasing you and blasting you with massive melee attacks. Conserve mistakes accordingly!
45. You win, but you don't due to stupid bunnies (How is this even a fact?) You try the level again only to find some random royal that likes to hit you with five impossible attacks.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 13:10

#10

Shamanalah

my 2 cents

46. A picture of SK Guns from Gunner Update can be found on the internet (not gonna post a link because of ToS)

47. There is 8 new 5* guns... and a total of 23 new line guns (pre-existing line)

48. A lot of people will rage over these new guns

49. This post may get edited by a GM/dev/OOO emplyee due to his content....

50. The Gunner update won't be welcomed if the Radiant problem persist...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 13:29

#11

Skayeth

Okay...some messed up posts but...

51. There is too little SK Lore.

52. OOO will never almost get to satisfy the community completely.

53. Eurydice is currently experiencing a calamity of trying to control the community, but she is doing nothing.

54. The Jempires use CE revving to keep their weekly top score.

55. Krabob may be part of the Jempires. If he is, screw his guild and the JBP.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 16:05

#12

Xtweeterx

56) Apocrea and GA sucked the sparks from people for cool stuff

57) I'm still hated even though I severely reduced BS a long time ago

58) Vanaduke's face is ugly

59) For the first time in my life, I'm actually bored and have no motivation despire having only 3 more sets to make

60) People that play SK just for the TF2 hat deserve a magma driver up where mats/miscs don't got.

61) People don't like using other weapons or armors

62) NJthug is like the Rubberfruit of SK

63) Forging is worth the wei- I mean wait

64) is my lucky number

65) Jelly King seems to have more elite orbs than RTs

66) is one 6 away from the most satanic number in the universe

67) The fountain in Haven Town Square is frozen during Winterfest

68) The Clockworks don't have their freeze them during Winterfest

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70) The thing above is the most stupidest SK meme to ever exist in the history of the internet. Even more than me, Batabii, and the troll trio combined.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 17:55

#13

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

61) The guy above me failed.

62) Greavers can easily be interrupted by Suda/DA spam.

63) It costs around 15-20$ to get from lvl 1-10 on a 5* gear. One 5* gear.

64) 64 in binary is 1,000,000

65) Defense from enemy drops and defense from Drakon's Flame Barrier are seperate

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:15

#14

Sir-Henry-Cooldown

66) There is a tile(?) that

66) There is a tile(?) that has words hidden in it.

67) Said tile is one of Boswick's favorite things.

68) The third Troika is real, and is know as Gram.

69) Most mini jellies are weak to elemental, or only certain hits of a combo.

70) There exists special equipment that turns one into everyone's favorite, well-combed jelly, and another one that turns the user into a gremlin.

71) I made one too many facts.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:42

#15

Skayeth

I am here to restore the thread back to the original balance by making only 4 facts:

72. Sir-Henry made too many facts, especially that last one was completely useless.

73. Rebounding bullets are heavily used by gunners.

74. Seiran changed his name to Tenkii.

75. Tenkii joined Twenty-One on Sunday. End of the world.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:15

#16

Glad-Amparus

76. Isn't this supposed to go to gremlin chatter?
77. My main is Utrex.
78. I love pie.
79. Faust sucks. Gran Faust is better.
80. Nick's last name is Popovich.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 23:17

#17

Rihzome

Only 5

81. King Tinkinzar had something to do with the creation of the swarm.

82. A humanoid race before the Knights and gremlins inhabited Cradle.

83. Snipes are one of a few creatures on Cradle whose main form of locomotion is flight.

84. The buildings snipes rest in aren't old. They are snipe buildings.

85. By conversation with a stranger, it is found out that snipes can speak.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 07:13

#18

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

86) Vials can make circular projectiles disappear (from turrets, Kats, I think fire Devilites and Vanaderp's mask counts).

87) Artistmba suggested the Colliseum section.

88) Frogs eat their own skin, and gain an appetite for other frogs, and even human flesh. Zombies exist!

89) There is a limit on how many Shadow Fire tiles can be spawned by Vanaderp (I think it's 30).

90) Gorgos only have one eye because they are so lazy that they don't need to waste energy blinking both.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 07:44

#19

Hexzyle

Artistmba suggested the Colliseum section.

Actually it was Uniquevariant who put the final nail in the coffin of that idea being implemented. Ever so, he wasn't the first to suggest it.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 07:55

#20

Bitsbee

91. Hexzyle broke the choo-choo.
92. #69 wasn't sexual-related. (Thank Vog.)
93. #76 isn't a fact, it's a question.
94. There is a new Tier 3 Boss coming.
95. There are going to be two dozen new Guns introduced in the Gunner Update.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 08:15

#21

Skayeth

Here is the One

96. People are going to complain about the new tier 3 boss.

97. The forums are going to be in outrage and I will have to kindly ask Xtweeterx to show that video again...

98. OOO is then going to nerf the boss

99. People then complain about how the weapons from the boss suck.

100. OOO nerfs, or strengthens weapons. More people complain.

Good luck people. Once the boss comes out, I am probably the only one that is not complaining.

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