Why are you spamming the Suggestions subforum like an Earthboundimmortal on heroin?

Seriously, I've been on the forums for some time and there's only been two other instances that anyone has ever vomited up that amount of textual garbage in a short period of time, and that was over a year ago. (Not mentioning names because they've corrected their actions)

On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

Three men go to stay at a motel and the clerk
charges them $30.00 for the room. They split the cost ten
dollars each. Later the manager tells the clerk that he over-
charged the men and that the actual cost should have been
$25.00.

He gives the clerk $5.00 and tells him to give it to the
men. But he decides to cheat them and pockets $2.00. He then
gives each man a dollar.

Now each man has paid $9.00 to stay in
the room and 3 X $9.00 = $27.00. The clerk pocketed $2.00.
$27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00.

So where is the other $1.00?

The error is where you do "$27.00 + $2.00."

It should be $27.00 - $2.00, which would make the total cost for the room $25.00. The clerk keeps $2.00, meaning the men paid a total of $27.00, with a $3.00 refund.

Nice try though, almost got me.

Will you make this thread entertaining or will my next question be "Why isn't this thread graveyarded already?"

"Ask Glad-Amparus Anything About SK!"

How big is Cradle?

^Stop spamming ridiculous why questions.

EDIT: I actually didn't mean to give a question, but I guess you could answer my subject line. Also answer What Dark Ritual? for me.

Utrex, stahp.

Why does Epic-Samurot exist?

Who is Mr. Owlite?

Does Mr. Owlite have a wife?

Is 'Owlite' Mr. Owlite's last name?

How do I count?

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How large is the tootsie-pop?

Is tootsie a word?

Why do tootsie-pops exist?

Can I use a tootsie-pop for anything other than eating?

Should I continue?

Disappointing.

feel free to put really dumb answers

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