Feel free to contribute. If you add something I like, I'll add it to the OP.
In the beginning, there was Contri the pony. Swirls of the other elements were in his palms, as he shaped the world as he willed. Twisting and molding reality into what would become the present. Fire, Shock, Freeze, Poison, Stun, and Curse. These were the six elements of the universe. Contri the pony gave life into us Isorans, so that we may slaughter each other in the Coliseum. Without Contri the pony, null would be here. but them there was The almighty Contri the pony-rider. However, there were too many noobs in the Coliseum, so Contr the pony rider, came riding on contri the pony, and dennobified them with his Polaris. Contri the pony had many disciples. Like, Feller, Auto-target-Be-gone, Launcel, Sandwhich-Potato and me myself. (If you want to be added to the list of disciples say so and I might add you.) He had three parts. Contri-The pony, Contri-the pony rider, and Contri. Soon, Contri saw that there too many noobs, so he came in riding contri the pony as the pony-rider and shot his de-noobifier Polaris and eventually raided 60% of the coliseum, and de-noobified them. However, King Krogmo eventually cloned the remaining noobs that they got out of control, and eventually, he sent his son Contri to fight the noobs himself. He was born on Contri Day. He grew up training with his Jelly helm given to him by Krakob, the wise man, and his jelly armor was given to him by Krakob. He trained hard for 10 years too beat noobs, but alas, it was too much. Contri was burned on a Divine Avenger by a fire Polaris. He was respawned in 60 seconds. During those 60 seconds, he faced King-Krogmo himself, who dared him to call himself, a noob, quit the game, or turn AT on. However, he did not listen and defied his noobifer power. He then respawned and pwned all the noobs and won the game and was brought up to the big great Coliseum in the sky. So, just know if you use AT or spam revs, you are a noob, but you are forgiven by Contri the almighty. This is why we give thanks to Contri the pony, Contri the pony-rider and Contri. I'll add more, but now add stuff or ideas, or say if you follow this religion or not.
By the way this hopefully will not hurt anyone. This is a fake religion. Thank you.
Followers:
LauncelAT
Ardent-Light
Feller
Special thanks to:
Sandwhich-Potato for contributing. (i edited it a bit.)
...What?
This is a rather big Contridiction if you ask me.