/e a 2 shots was fired.
Bain: pipi and mal is downed.
/e I took the cookie from mal.
EDIT: mistakes were made.
I stole the cookie game
Tue, 02/11/2014 - 17:14
#52
Sniper.
Tue, 02/11/2014 - 19:11
#53
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
a single gunshot does not kill a skolver striker from the jemp
/rushes up to Egpnd
/spams him with hammers and trollaris, wait did I say hammer?
/HAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!1
/takes cookie and striker dashes away
Tue, 02/11/2014 - 20:14
#54
Uh oh. Pipipipipi ran out of dash power.
I blitz charge Pipipipipi in the face, then I take the cookie and run away.
Wed, 02/12/2014 - 05:41
#55
Swag IS a virtue
.... and trip over a wire I laid down. I grab the cookie and climb into my Stealth Jet of Swag and fly away.
Wed, 02/12/2014 - 06:42
#56
But wait! My EMP from before disabled your swaggy jet! I'm just gonna take that cookie and whisk away on my 1-million poke worth bike.
Wed, 02/12/2014 - 13:44
#57
Swag IS a virtue
But you run over a tire-trap I set up along the road where I crashed, and spin out of control. I take the cookie!
Wed, 02/12/2014 - 18:43
#58
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I get a EMP proof stealth ROFLchopter of Lolz and bomb Malk, before taking the cookie
Wed, 02/12/2014 - 20:00
#59
/e gets a eraser launcher
/e fires at pipi's ROFLcopter
/e pipi falls around 500ft.
/e I get the cookie from pipi after they fall.
Cloaker: Work smarter, not harder.
Wed, 02/12/2014 - 21:09
#60
I cloak behind Egpnd and I take the cookie from him, and I cloak again, running in the distance where he cannot see me.
Thu, 02/13/2014 - 05:34
#61
Swag IS a virtue
I use my teleporter to appear behind you, and cut your throat. I take the cookie. BAM! I kick your face in.
Thu, 02/13/2014 - 06:31
#62
I am a spy and telefragged Mal, and take the cookie along with it.
Thu, 02/13/2014 - 16:58
#63
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I use the lens of truth to see that Zaffy is a spy, then kill him by running them over with a car and take the cookie
I'm totally not hiding the cookie in the re- err, really square fountain
Thu, 02/13/2014 - 19:23
#64
Swag IS a virtue
In Haven!? NO, IN THE READY ROOM!
/pries open Pipipipipi's ready room with crowbar.
/kicks unconscious
/takes cookie and shoves into secret compartment in torso, that seals up behind the cookie
Thu, 02/13/2014 - 19:29
#65
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
by the time you check on the cookie, you realise you actually took some cokes, the real cookie has been transfered to Vang- err, Vana's super secret safe that nobody will go in
/watches as people pointlessly kill vana when I li- err, told the truth
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 04:47
#66
You lied about the safe and
You lied about the safe and oh, I'M back from custody.
/e shotguns pipi and took the cookie, then proceeded to use a few clips at pipi to make sure they are down before leaving to hide in a train with 2 train cars filled with explosive ammo and 1 train car with a TF2 lvl 1 sentry. (a bit overkill on the shotgun bit)
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 05:22
#67
Sorry, I had dead ringer active. I then attempt to sap Egpnd's sentry, before taking the cookie and backstabbing Egpnd.
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 05:47
#68
Why not blow up the whole train with the explosive ammo.
/e tases zaffy, downs him. (you can't use the Dead Ringer, please wait to respawn.) [and after I got released from custody.]
/e grab and threw 40 explosive bags on top of him.
/e Finally I took the cookie and threw a grenade at the bags and jump off a cliff.
And there goes the train.
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 06:04
#69
Swag IS a virtue
/jumps on to Egpnd
/slaps with dead fish
/runs off
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 07:47
#70
Malkalack trips and I take the cookie from him and hide it in the computer room, guarded by a crocodile with headphones.
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 14:42
#71
Swag IS a virtue
I send a hypnotic signal over the Crocodile's headphones. I command him to crawl out and waddle away, dressed as a penguin. I shoot it in the head.
I kick Usesevnsixfivfor and take the cookie!
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:37
#72
I kick Malkalack and I take the cookie.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9fluX6W8kA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dp9fl...
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 08:54
#73
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I take the cookie from Use as he repeatedly roundhouse kicks Malkalack with cookie control with unfitting music
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 00:10
#74
I disguise as Alpha wolver and force Pi to hand over the cookie to me, then I get it to Iamnoone.
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 08:18
#75
Swag IS a virtue
Iamnoone quit the forums and the game. I kick Bustware in the nads and take the cookie.
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 08:59
#76
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I trip Malkalack and take the cookie
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 18:19
#77
Swag IS a virtue
As pipipipipi runs off, I shoot him in the back. Muhuhahaha!
EDIT: And take the cookie
Thu, 03/06/2014 - 08:53
#78
Totally not a NSA agent
First ye olde thread necro ritual.
ARISE DEAD THREAD!
Now, i use my triple max uv asi ctr gremlin archeron and charge attack Malkalack, murder him and take the cookie to the NSA where they will use it to hijack even more phone calls! Hurray for privacy loss!
Thu, 03/06/2014 - 12:12
#79
Swag IS a virtue
I use my swag to rip your balls off, then take the cookie.
Fri, 03/07/2014 - 00:14
#80
Totally not a NSA agent
Error. The NSA does not allow swag.
nevertheless, i take the cookie while you are crying about having no swag powers and privacy.
Fri, 03/07/2014 - 12:03
#81
Swag IS a virtue
But I DO have wicked awesome knife-throwing power. I throw a knife at Kbloowit's butt, then laugh and take the cookie. But before that happens I step on his head with a GIANT, potentially oversized boot. I wince as his brains trickle into my socks. I run off after throwing the cookie at the ground, bouncing it and catching it again. I shove it into a secret compartment in my guts, then seal it up.
"I dont think you want that anymore..."
Fri, 03/07/2014 - 19:09
#82
I stab you in the back,
I stab you in the back, disembowel you, and hide inside Vanaduke's secret treasure floor with the cookie.
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 08:22
#83
Swag IS a virtue
yaaay, duct tape! I fix my bowels. Then I Polaris spam Vanaduke until he is dead. Then I blast the treasure floor apart with my Glacius charge spamming. I Glacius spam Kmartrox, killing him and waltz off into my Stealth Jet of Swag. WAPOW! I just broke the sound barrier and escaped.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 13:38
#84
Don't you just love apocrea friends
My Apocrea friends catch my soul and give me a body and Obsidian Weapons. I go catch the two tortodrones from the event, harness them to my chariot, then come at you spamming Obsidian sword charges and take the cookie, then ride back to the Apocrea base. Only Apocrea can get to where I am with a cookie, and I got to come back as an Apocrea so I win.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 14:18
#85
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I eat a donut
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 16:37
#86
I eat the cookie.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 17:26
#87
Swag IS a virtue
Breaking the rules, of course. It breaks out of your stomach, and into my hands.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 01:12
#88
Totally not a NSA agent
... and it goes trough them due to your body being made of swag that the NSA does not allow.
while you cry in the corner, i give the cookie to Obamasnow and you will have to face his 1 hit kill moves to get it back
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:43
#89
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
A wild Litwick appeared!
Litwick uses ember
It's super effective!
Obamasnow fainted
Litwick uses steal
Litwick got the cookie!
Litwick flees
Litwick hides the cookie somewhere where only Litwick knows
Litwick wants to lead you to Litwick's hiding place for the cookie
Will you follow Litwick?
YES/NO
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:12
#90
Oh helm yeah!
I fus-ro-dah Pipipipipi and he goes flying, dropping the cookie in my hands.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:28
#91
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Pipipipipi does not have the cookie
Litwick wants you to follow it to the cookie
Will you follow Litwick?
YES/NO
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:44
#92
Oh helm yeah!
I use my psychic Swag to find out where the cookie is, then take it. Then I follow Litwick because its cute.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:54
#93
Never follow a Litwick
Litwick leads Malkalack
Later
Litwick is making Malkalack feel drowsy
Malkalack faints forever
Litwick has aten Malkalack's soul
Litwick uses thief
Litwick obtains the cookie
Litwick runs away...
Litwick hides the cookie and runs to next poster
(to next poster)
A wild Litwick appeared
Litwick wants you to follow it
Will you follow Litwick?
YES/NO
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 09:36
#94
Yes.
/makes Litwick faint and takes the cookie. Runs like heck.
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 09:50
#95
Oh helm yeah!
"You can't steal my soul.... IF I NEVER HAD ONE! DONKEY POWAHS! AWAKENNNNN!"
...only to run over my tripwire. I eat Backup-Has-Arrived then I rip his skin off and thrust it on my Combuster, making leather. After a while, I make the leather into some armour for myself, after reinforcing it with light armour. I skip rope with his innards, and kick his guts into the Clockworks.
OOOOH THATS A NARWHALICORN! UNICORN OF THE DEEEEE-EEEEEP!
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 10:01
#96
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
A wild Hoopa and Litwick appeared!
What will Malkalack do?
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 11:30
#97
Oh helm not falling for that again!
I use mah magic swaggah to throw them away. They feint and fall into the ocean of unicorn s***. I take the cookie from.... errr... who has the cookie? right, Backup. I fus-ro-dah Backup-has-Arrived and take the cookie.
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 11:42
#98
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I can't belive you would refuse a offer for a totally legit legendary, bad Malkalack, no cookies for you
/spanks Malkalack
/makes Malkalack sit in the time-out corner
/takes the cookie form Malkalack
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 11:52
#99
Oh helm yeah!
I drown Pipipipipi in my frustrated tears. Then I spank his unconscious self and haul it into a recycling bin - after taking the cookie of course.
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 17:28
#100
THE COOKIE
I slap you with the #slapofamillionexplodingsuns and take the cookie. The slap knocks you back to 1000 BC (before the cookie), with no way to get back
When the dust settles. A swaggonite wall lays in my place with a note lying on it:
"Pipipipipi- READ THIS
By the time you read this, I have taken the cookie to China OR Russia OR The Swag Dimension. Choose wisely,
Best wishes, Malkalack"