I stole the cookie game
Dom, 05/22/2016 - 08:17
#652
That was my point,
to ISOLATE THE COOKIE FROM ALL!
Respawns in your ship, pummels you into the controls, causing the ship to heading toward Cradle, causing Cradle to send me there with the cookie, Spiral Knights style! Fortunately, I land on the Core via a crack in the surface of the planet, and releases the Swarm before Herex does. The Swarm is given the cookie by me. (It is guarding it by having it as it's Cookie Core.)
Dom, 05/22/2016 - 08:16
#653
Oops, I'm going to have to DOUBLE POST to fix this. REAL #652
Finds a Grappling Hook powerup from Little Big Planet 2, uses it to grapple a space suit, then grapples my way to the edge of the active volcano, grapples the cookie, and grapples back up with the cookie in mitt. I then destroy Matikclocker with giant corn that hears everything, then covers up the destruction scene with an ultra-giant potato that sees all, then tells the people near to the destruction site to run away. (the potato tells them to run away, I just walk away to let the ultra-giant all-seeing potato do it's job.)(the site to avoid is in the Everglades.)
Mié, 08/23/2017 - 21:25
#654
Remember, don't shoot food.
I use a really, really long claw to nab the cookie while your back is turned.
I then lick the cookie to claim ownership over it.
Jue, 08/24/2017 - 05:23
#655
uhm
I look at dat necropost and say "dat necropost".
I buy some more cookies.
Vie, 08/25/2017 - 10:43
#656
Remember, don't shoot food.
Ze-Epik, after witnessing dat necro, accidentally drops the cookies they bought.
Luckily, I quickly snatch them all up with my mouth before they hit the ground and store them safely in my stomach.
Sáb, 08/26/2017 - 00:19
#657
ok
I go back into the store and shoplift all the cookies of every kind and eat them all as well.
I also look at dat necro some more.
Vie, 09/01/2017 - 10:06
#658
Necromancer | Old thread necro (3 AP)
I cut open Teddy's stomach, take out the cookies and reverse them into their original state. I then reverse Teddy's cut open stomach too, because I don't want to be rude.
"Goodbye!"
I turn into an ice block.
Vie, 09/01/2017 - 17:36
#659
Remember, don't shoot food.
I sit around with the cookie I licked.
Mar, 09/05/2017 - 00:27
#660
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I take out my Sheikah Slate and use Cryonis to break Markelu out of the ice block.
I take my cookies back since Markelu never specified whether or not they were eaten.
Jue, 11/23/2017 - 14:35
#661
Reading my previous posts in this thread is painful.
This game is titled the I Stole The Cookie Game.
The Cookie is sacred. There can only be one. The rest are irrelevant.
I lick Crazee-Pi-Forum to claim ownership of him (and therefor The Cookie he claimed ownership of).
Vie, 11/24/2017 - 00:02
#662
wait what!?
I steal Falminar's cookie.
See, they THINK the cookie's safe, but I just wash off the licked part of the cookie.
I then put on a tag that puts me as the rightful owner of this one very uninteresting cookie.
Vie, 11/24/2017 - 13:00
#663
The tag specifies that you are the uninteresting cookie's owner.
But this just so happens to be a very interesting cookie! You're the rightful owner of one of those other cookies you bought.
I throw a pebble to distract Ze-Epik and then grab the cookie.
Vie, 11/24/2017 - 15:58
#664
well crud
I sit around with my other cookies and eat them.
Mmm.
Sáb, 11/25/2017 - 09:07
#665
Remember, don't shoot food.
I lick Falminar so that now I own them, and since they also own me, this, for some unexplained reason, causes a black hole to appear that sucks in the cookie and all of Ze-Epik's cookies. Luckily, I licked the black hole (do not try at home) so now anything that goes in it is mine.
I then proceed to unlick myself so that I no longer belong to Falminar and then apply lick protection to both me and the black hole so nobody can lick us.
Sáb, 11/25/2017 - 11:23
#666
OUO
I unlick the black hole and then jump inside after the cookie.
Sáb, 11/25/2017 - 15:02
#667
dang.
I go buy some donuts.
Sáb, 11/25/2017 - 23:18
#668
Remember, don't shoot food.
I slap Ze-Epik's donuts out of their hand, then remove the donuts and throw the holes into the black hole. The two holes make each other whole and make the black hole explode, causing Falminar to fly into space from the explosion and the cookie to fly into my hand.
I throw the cookie into a minefield. Everything in the field is mine, meaning anyone who goes on it to steal the cookie belongs to me.
Dom, 11/26/2017 - 03:33
#669
well
I go to the minefield and put down a big sign that says "Yoursfield".
Now if someone steps on something it's "yours" (aka mine).
Ergo I'm pretty much guaranteed to get the cookie.
I use an anti-cloak radar to detect and blow up Blazecat with planetary cannons from Mars. I grab the cookie and throw it into lava. Nobody is gonna eat it then. THE END!