I look in the hole and see the chainsaws and fire. I think about yummy cookie. I take the leap and hope for the best. Once on the other side the cookies is mine. I eat it. It pops out of the hole in my stomach. I eat it again. I pops out of another hole.
I stole the cookie game
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 18:17
#202
Da cookie!!!
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 04:46
#203
It.
It pops out of a wishing well. (A hole, right?)
I then take the cookie from the well and go to the world of [REDACTED].
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 14:39
#204
The Return(ish)
I find you and take the cookie, and then proceeded to go to Metfis.
Bonus points for those who know that game. (hint: Save the last humans)
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 16:49
#205
I don't care about bonus points.
I find you, blow you up, then get Sunset Shimmer from the past to break your bonds with each other, and indirectly make you hate each other, with whatever communications devices you use. Then, I go to space to avoid the ensuing war.
Still no superpowers, right?
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 16:50
#206
sorry, post*2
sorry, post*2
Fri, 11/07/2014 - 20:43
#207
/hopes the cookie isn't stale...
I use a shop vac in reverse and fill space with air popping the cookie back. It falls in my hands. I jump on a near by train and hope the hobo doesn't smell the cookie. The train takes me up a mountain into a forest.
Sat, 11/08/2014 - 07:02
#208
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
I crush your head with a warmaster rocket hammer and take the cookie
Sat, 11/15/2014 - 21:13
#209
Is your cookie for sale?
I summon teletubbies to chase you down and steal the cookie.
I was about to eat it when......
Sun, 11/16/2014 - 16:16
#210
All hail the cookies.
You get slapped by a rotten fish. How could that be, a reference to the begining of the cookies game !
I pick up the cookie and run !
Sun, 11/16/2014 - 17:46
#211
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
But the fish give chase! You're chased for 6 months straight and if you get caught they all slap you repeatedly until you fart out a pile of suitcases, because fish just like suitcases. Along the way, you face dangerous perils (Getting slapped with fish) and meet new friends (Who all slap you with fish). The fish grow tired, but then they use 17 jawbreakers to preform an ancient ritual made 3 seconds ago to summon their leader whom has no eyes, fsh. Fsh walked up to Popoixd and started slapping Popoixd over and over with teletubbies. In order to escape the wrath of fsh Popoixd farted out numerous piles of things, including keyboards, lamps, holy ceiling fans, office buildings, elephants, and even marbles, but no office chairs. During their time chasing Popoixd the fish changed their interests to office chairs. Until finally, Popoixd farted out a pile of office chairs.
Because of this, fsh jumped towards Popoixd and ate the cookie, right before slapping Popoixd in the face one last time. Fsh later rode to the center of the Earth on a nail clipper.
Sun, 11/16/2014 - 19:14
#212
I like cookies!
The cookie monster runs in and takes the cookie. He eats it, but then regurgitates it into my hands. I then run off and starve to death because i have no food but the cookie. But i mustn't eat the sacred cookie. It is intended only for a higher Kind.
Tue, 11/18/2014 - 17:53
#213
And you fall into a pit,
And you fall into a pit, where I easily take the cookie. I then go to the lost world of Depth 27b which can only be accessed in a very difficult manner.
Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:53
#214
Which is...
Coming into the game! By coming in, I access that area and take the cookie. ITZ MAIN NAOW! MUAHAHAHAHA!
I go into the realm of the Apocrea and tell a Screamer to guard it, and, me being secretly part Apocrean(and part Tortodrone and lastly part everything else[That is, everything BUT the sacred cookie]), guards it so that anyone who tries to take the cookie cannot get it.
Then the screamer just goes back to his casual Apocrean life.
And then I bake some Apocrean cookies for all the Apocreans to eat and then take the cookie back after grabbing a snack I made.
Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:40
#215
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
But as Sargent-Zekrua took back the cookie he realized it was actually one of the Apocrean cookies they baked! Someone had stolen the cookie, Sargent sees a suspicious Apocrean run off and Sargent gives chase. The Apocrean wasn't actually a Apocrean though, but rather a waffle on a walrus on a laptop in apocrean clothes. The group used a frog gun in order to slow Sargent down, but Sargent had the power of giant giant magic koalas of paralysis +7 and was gaining on them. In final attempt to escape the group uses the might horn of teh internetz and Banjo and Kazooie show up. Banjo grabs Kazooie and slams her all over Sargent's kiwis, causing Sargent to limp over and cry for them, letting the group escape.
The group quickly jumps on a nail clipper they won in a fsh eating contest and use it to travel into the core within the core. (Coreception)
Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:23
#216
Whoah there!
1. I have the power of APOCREANS, not "giant giant magic koalas of paralysis +7". Which means I could have gained on them much faster, and they wouldn't have TIME to do that. Plus, I don't have kiwis, so that's not possible.
2. The ONLY way that you can get into the Apocrean realm is either an Apocrean pulling you in or being an apocrean. Neither happened, so therefore, post #215 could not have happened.
I know this kind of violates one of the rules except the part that it's "no disputing ANOTHER'S claim to the cookie".
Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:26
#217
time to end this once and for ALL
takes the cookie and eats it
Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:47
#218
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
I grab Red and cut open his stomach saying that they needed surgery, then I give the cookie back to the waffle on a walrus on a laptop forgetting to seal Red's stomach back up.
@Sargent
1. You underestimate the power of the giant giant magic koalas of paralysis +7, and you USED to have kiwis before Kazooie's face was mashed all over it.
2. That didn't stop you from magically teleporting to depth 27, plus they had an Apocrean disguise.
I know this kind of violates one of the rules except the part that it's "no disputing ANOTHER'S claim to the cookie".
You're confusing me with that sentence. Someone please fix it so I can read it.
Thu, 11/20/2014 - 22:27
#219
..
"You get slapped by a rotten fish. How could that be, a reference to the beggining of the cookies game!" Then you get ripped apart slowly and the flesh-eating-fish eat you. Then I fly to the waffle and walrus and slap the cookie from his hand. Then i throw It across the room and then I fly off again.
Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:50
#220
@Crazee-Pi-Forums
1. No, I USED to have kiwis before I ate them with my lunch. (Get it?)
2. Apocrean realm. 'Nuff said.
Also, the waffle on the walrus on the laptop were not made to represent a player.
Galax now has the cookie, FYI.
Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:53
#221
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
I swipe the cookie, realize there aren't enough chocolate chips in it, and give it back to galax
Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:50
#222
Everything goes great With sprinkles!
Then I put chocolate chips In it and hand It back To Vohtarak.
Sun, 11/23/2014 - 21:09
#223
The future in now.
I run in and swipe the cookie just as it passes hands. In it's place I leave a glass of Soylent.
Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:45
#224
I pull Iamnoone into the Apocrean realm, take the cookie, then eject Iamnoone back into the normal realm.
I then go up to the surface to scare the crap out of people with my Apocrean form. :D
Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:53
#225
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
But everyone instead beats the you up ten thousand times, and every time you may kill them they just use a SoL and continue to beat you up. You get so angry at them constantly beating you up that you go back to the Apocrean Realm but you forgot to bring the cookie with you. Some random guy picks up the cookie.
@Sargent
1. No
2. And that means what?
"Also, the waffle on the walrus on the laptop were not made to represent a player."
Yes they were, they represent me while I sit in my super duper fortress of master protection that cannot be penetrated and safe from harm while I create random characters to go steal the cookie in the steal the cookie game.
Sat, 11/29/2014 - 16:10
#226
@Crazee-Pi-Forums
1.
@Crazee-Pi-Forums
1. Metagamer, you don't have mind control... -.-
2. If it was, then post #216 to post #225 should not have happened.
> A v > A v
Doo doo, doo
Doo doo, doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
-Dawn of the First Day-
Back to post 2015!
#Majora's Mask
Crazee now having the cookie(because you-know-why), I search around to find him. I finally succeed, take the cookie, then roundhouse kick him, knocking him out. I then go into the Apocrean realm and travel over to Zekrua's castle(there is a difference between me and him) and give it to Zekrua, where he uses his Blazebrand to bake some more Apocrean cookies(approx. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 billion) to give to the Apocreans to last them until the Winterfest of 2100 if there were a hundred of them.
I then serve all the cookies to the Apocreans, and you can guess there were a lot. Yet still not enough to eat all the cookies. Combined with the amount of cookies they started out with, they actually had enough to last them until the first day of 2101.
Sat, 11/29/2014 - 16:29
#227
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
1. So basically your saying that you can't punch/kick/attack/whatever to anyone to get the cookie without their permission. This is the cookie game, Meta gaming is needed.
2. Now we can say whatever posts didn't happen? Well then, post 226 never happened because I didn't happen because I didn't have the cookie then. It's not like there's a RULE in order to prevent of this happening.
A bear walked into the castle and took the cookie, "Deal with it," the bear said to Zekrua as it ate the cookie and walked out and back towards the forest of which he came. Of course, being who they were, Sargent-Zekrua would get all angry for no reason and claim 10 million times that this post didn't happen because random reasons that aren't really reasons.
Mon, 12/01/2014 - 18:19
#228
/looks around and gets the confussed twisted face look.
I grab the bear and hold on to him yelling rape. After the cops put him in handcuffs to haul him off to jail, I pluck the cookie out of his hand and happily walk away thinking I didn't need his permission to take the cookie.
Mon, 12/01/2014 - 19:42
#229
!!!
Thne I take the cookie and give It to the next poster!
Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:09
#230
Hopefully Zekrua!
Oh, wait,
Hopefully Zekrua!
Oh, wait, that's me, not Zekrua... >.<
After recieving it from Galax, I barf very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...-after about 72 hours of 'very's- VERY deadly acid onto it and throw it in a pit full of that same acid. There is no known antidote, and can kill in 5 minutes.
The pool is about 50 ft. deep, and the cookie is at the bottom of it. It takes approx. 10 minutes to sink to the bottom of a 10-ft. deep pool of it(Talk about high density! 0.o) and it melts any metal on first contact with it. The only thing it can't destroy easily is itself.
Though you take a long time to sink, it takes just a couple seconds to emerge from a 10-ft deep pool, making it easy to die on land on contact, even when in a whole tank of it.
Hint hint: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Tue, 12/02/2014 - 18:21
#231
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
((Wouldn't it just melt the iron boots?))
Mr. Bear comes back from jail and calls Moses. Moses comes and uses his magical powers to split the acid, letting Mr. Bear take the cookie from the pit of acid without touching the acid. Mr. Bear came out and threw it far into the ocean (With help from Moses) and into his secret underwater base. Mr. Bear went to Starbucks then to get coffee and Moses sealed up the ocean and got coffee with Mr. Bear.
Wed, 12/03/2014 - 07:47
#232
Hello, sir, would you like some coffee?
Apparently, I'm a part-time worker at the same place, and decide to have a friendly conversation with Mr. Bear.(Jumpscare incoming!)
But, in a very very dark place, I store Freddy...
And I turn him on by remote control and tell him to run, and I somehow end up teaming up with him.(Metagaming permission not needed ^.^) As a result, technically both Mr. Bear AND I have the cookie.
And then I watch as the building gets turned into a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. And there's lots of Freddy animatronics and there has to be a night guard. And a phone guy to inform the night guard about stuff. And the rest of the things FNAF/FNAF2 has.
Going back to the origional gameplay...
Oh, wait, I have nothing more to say. Ah well, post ends here then.
Thu, 12/04/2014 - 00:42
#233
...
Windsickle bombards the area with an EMP and a dead fish bomb, snatches the cookie, hides it in a random dead fish's mouth, than disappears in a cloud of ink.
Thu, 12/04/2014 - 16:37
#234
I send a couple Apocreans to search all over the world for that dead fish, and they find it, then bring it to the Apocrean world to do 'surgery' on it.
Fri, 12/05/2014 - 13:26
#235
..
then I go Into the portal, snatch the cookie, and destroy the portal. I hid the cookie In the pot.
Fri, 12/05/2014 - 15:40
#236
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
Link comes around on his daily pot breaking spree, when he smashes a pot that contains a cookie. Link takes the cookie and continues breaking pots.
Sat, 12/06/2014 - 15:36
#237
Gbot, there was no portal to go into the Apocrean world, so therefore, you didn't do that. *Epic Logic*
Let's just say you fell into it with them, you see the cookie once they're 'doing surgery' on it, you snatch the cookie, then they catch you and eject you into the real world. You hide it in a pot, then post #236 happens, thus leading to this post.
I, currently playing OoT, pretend it's a side quest to get the cookie to me, making Link run over here, then set the cookie to the down C, then use that C to give me the cookie. I reward him with many, many, MANY more pots to break. Yay, more pots to break! Now time to smash them all with the hookshot, because hookshots are OP.
Sat, 12/06/2014 - 16:04
#238
!!!
then I place a bomb on Sarg and TAKE the cookie!!!!! Then i threw It into outer space.
Sat, 12/06/2014 - 16:26
#239
I turn Windsickle into a
I turn Windsickle into a wacky pedal powered wind vehicle and ride out into space right behind that cookie. Once we have it we disappear somewhere in the rainforest.
Sat, 12/06/2014 - 19:17
#240
@Gbot You make no sense, what if that bomb wasn't lit?
I disappear into that forest, find you, reappear outside the forest with the cookie(Pickpocket skill level 10000000 ^.^), then return to where Gbot's Control mine sits, where I throw it in a trash can and wait for the garbage truck to come by to pick up the garbage. :3
Sat, 12/06/2014 - 21:46
#241
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
((@Sargent ...))
But the garbage truck is actually drove by Mr. Bear, who no longer works with Zekrua now. Mr. Bear accidentally crashes his truck I into an explosives market that makes an explosion so big that Mr. Bear, the cookie, and all the garbage are now on Mars. Mr. Bear uses the garbage to go to the center of Mars (Which has infinite oxygen, food, water, and no aliens live there so Mr. Bear can live there) and temporarily lives there with the cookie until they can find a way back to Earth. Mr. Bear won't give up the cookie for anything though and would much rather live on Mars than give away the cookie.
Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:09
#242
....
Sarg... You don 't make any sense either, this is not a game of wishes, this is a cookie stealing game. You don't have to be specific......
Tue, 12/09/2014 - 07:28
#243
/swings a machete cutting
/swings a machete cutting everyone at the knees. I simply walk away with the cookie knowing no one will ever be able to catch up to me on nubs.
Tue, 12/09/2014 - 09:41
#244
..
THEN i get my sniper rifle and shoot Iamnoone's head. then I get a rope and grab the cookie!
Tue, 12/09/2014 - 16:11
#245
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
But Mr. Bear comes disguised as your friend and stabs you in the back, Mr. Bear takes the cookie from your corpse and runs off
Wed, 12/10/2014 - 12:17
#246
..
My friend? I Rev Myself and shoot the Bear. than I take the cookie and hide It.
MY COOKIE!!!
Tue, 12/09/2014 - 16:21
#247
.
Then I find the cookie.
Tue, 12/09/2014 - 21:44
#248
I find you finding the cookie, and swat it out of your hand before you can pocket it. Then I catch it out of the air and run up the wall using boots that stick several explosive spikes into the wall with every step. I burst through the roof of the building (that you hid the cookie in obviously) and remove the boots (so I don't blow anything up by accident), climb into my Quinjet, take off, activate its cloak, and press the red button. The spikes in the building explode, burying Saphire-Princess under two stories of rubble.
My Cookie.
(When did we stop saying that? You're supposed to say "My Cookie" at the end of any post in which you get the cookie.)
Thu, 12/11/2014 - 18:31
#249
All hail the cookies.
Don't think this has ever been a rule. On the origininal topic at least.
I use the power of science to blast your Quinjet into outer space effectively blasting the cookies away. Woops. (It isn't destroyed just near jupiter...)
Not my cookies...
Fri, 12/12/2014 - 19:05
#250
I arrive where the cookie is riding on Margrel, pick up the cookie, then walk away knowing that anyone who kills Margrel will still give me benefit.(I was the one who summoned Margrel, so I get the black kat cowl! :D)
I go into Moorcraft Manor and stay where Margrel stays until someone gives the Konjuring Kat the Book of Dark Rituals.
The Cookie soon falls into a blackhole full of chainsaws and fire for some reason and is on the other side of it