Chis was having knightmares last night and Jim Dale could not tell him enough stories of war to make him fall asleep.
"Chris-child is weak. Jim Dale used to have problems like this. Jim Dale used to only be put to sleep by rocks exceeding 15 pounds." said Jim Dale.
"Dad, I have knightmares because of a forumer's fanfiction!" said Chris
"Jim Dale warned you about the terrors of fanfiction. No son of Jim Dale reads fanfiction. Only audiobooks."
"But the stuff about Magnus? I feel it might be true."
Jim Dale remained silent for a few moments.