Agent Flint's Generic RPG
Vie, 05/05/2017 - 15:50
#252
Chapter 2-2
Apprentice: Hey there miss, you look like the kind of person that can help us open this chest over here!
Arbalest: ...
Arbalest and the Pirates look at each other for a few seconds.
Arbalest: Intrusion! Run! Warn the captain!
Arbalest and the Pirates run away.
Apprentice: Was it something I said?
Speedrunner: Meh.
A generic pirate runs up to you.
Pirate: Arr! You're toast!
Speedrunner: Uhh...
Apprentice, Level 5
HP - 150/150
CHR - 2/4
AP - 6/50
Speedrunner, Level 5
HP - 150/150
CHR - 2/4
AP - 9/50
Pirate, Level 5
HP - 126/126
Sombrero Woof-lf, Level 5
HP - 91/91
Vie, 05/05/2017 - 17:28
#253
Those accursed Sombreros....
Flicker the Woof-If.
Vie, 05/05/2017 - 20:24
#254
Remember, don't shoot food.
Use Steal on the Woof-lf in attempt to steal the sombrero for myself.
Vie, 05/05/2017 - 21:05
#255
Chapter 2-2
Speedrunner steals from the Sombrero Woof-lf. Success! Obtained a Sombrero. Critical +10% until the end of battle.
Sombrero Woof-lf reverted to a Woof-lf, and lost 39 Health.
Apprentice casts Flicker on the Woof-lf. Woof-lf is burning!
Pirate slashes Apprentice. -19, -19.
Apprentice, Level 5
HP - 112/150
CHR - 1/4
AP - 12/50
Speedrunner, Level 5
Sombrero'd(∞)
HP - 150/150
CHR - 1/4
AP - 18/50
Pirate, Level 5
HP - 126/126
Woof-lf, Level 5
Burning(16x2)
HP - 52/52
Vie, 05/05/2017 - 21:39
#256
Remember, don't shoot food.
First Blood the Pirate.
Vie, 05/05/2017 - 23:27
#257
Aqua Sphere the Pirate.
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 09:49
#258
Chapter 2-2
Woof-lf burns for 16 damage.
Speedrunner uses First Blood on the Pirate. -72.
Apprentice casts Aqua Sphere on the Pirate. -69.
Pirate was defeated...
Woof-lf barks for help.
Pirate Gunner joins the fight. "You're dead meat."
Pirate Gunner uses Grapeshot. -17(Multi).
Apprentice, Level 5
HP - 95/150
CHR - 0/4
AP - 18/50
Speedrunner, Level 5
Sombrero'd (∞)
HP - 133/150
CHR - 0/4
AP - 27/50
Pirate Gunner, Level 5
HP - 114/114
Woof-lf, Level 5
Burning(16x1)
HP - 34/52
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 12:07
#259
Apprentice Attacks the Pirate Gunner.
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 11:34
#260
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the Woof-lf.
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 12:10
#261
Chapter 2-2
Woof-lf burns for 16 damage.
Speedrunner attacks Woof-lf. -32.
Woof-lf was defeated...
Pirate Gunner uses Fire at Will on Speedrunner. -24.
Pirate Gunner shoots Speedrunner. Jammed!
Apprentice attacks Pirate Gunner. Evaded!
Apprentice, Level 5
HP - 95/150
CHR - 1/4
AP - 24/50
Speedrunner, Level 5
Sombrero'd (∞)
HP - 109/150
CHR - 1/4
AP - 36/50
Pirate Gunner, Level 5
HP - 114/114
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 12:27
#262
Remember, don't shoot food.
Steal from the Pirate Gunner in attempt to disarm them.
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 12:49
#263
Apprentice Attacks the Pirate Gunner again!
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 14:08
#264
Chapter 2-2
Speedrunner attempts to steal from the Pirate Gunner. Fail!
The Pirate Gunner punches Speedrunner in response. -28.
Pirate Gunner shoots Apprentice. -35.
Apprentice attacks the Pirate Gunner. -16.
Apprentice, Level 5
HP - 60/150
CHR - 2/4
AP - 30/50
Speedrunner, Level 5
Sombrero'd (∞)
HP - 81/150
CHR - 0/4
AP - 45/50
Pirate Gunner, Level 5
HP - 98/114
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 15:06
#265
Apprentice uses Medical Herb on herself.
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 21:16
#266
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the Pirate Gunner.
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 21:37
#267
Chapter 2-2
Speedrunner attacks Pirate Gunner. -38.
Apprentice uses a Medical Herb on herself. +60.
Pirate Gunner unloads on Apprentice! -28.
Pirate Gunner shoots Apprentice. -21.
Pirate Gunner shoots Apprentice. -32!
Pirate Gunner shoots Apprentice. -12.
Pirate Gunner shoots Apprentice. -18!
Pirate Gunner shoots Apprentice. Jammed!
Apprentice collapsed... She is having a dream about Woof-lfs.
Apprentice, Level 5
Unconscious(∞)
HP - 0/150
CHR - 1/4
AP - 36/50
Speedrunner, Level 5
Sombrero'd (∞)
HP - 81/150
CHR - 1/4
AP - 54/50 (Double Action Ready)
Pirate Gunner, Level 5
HP - 60/114
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 22:28
#268
Remember, don't shoot food.
Artery then attack.
Sáb, 05/06/2017 - 23:09
#269
Chapter 2-2
Speedrunner uses Artery on Pirate Gunner. -34. Bleeding!
Pirate Gunner shoots Speedrunner. -26.
Speedrunner slashes Pirate Gunner. -34.
Pirate Gunner was defeated...
Victory!
Gained 120 Experience.
Level up!
Agent gained 5 HP and 1 Atk.
Apprentice gained 5 HP and 1 Atk.
Speedrunner gained 5 HP and 1 Atk.
Siren didn't gain any stats.
Received a skill point.
Dom, 05/07/2017 - 01:54
#270
'Heal Plus' for Siren.
And I guess Apprentice gets 'Flame Lance' then.
Dom, 05/07/2017 - 19:26
#271
Remember, don't shoot food.
Charge for Agent.
Unnerve for Speedrunner.
Go back and use Steal on the chest.
If that doesn't work, use Steal on the lock.
Dom, 05/07/2017 - 19:49
#272
Chapter 2-2
Skills learnt.
Speedrunner tries stealing the Chest. It didn't work.
Speedrunner tries stealing the Lock. It didn't work.
Apprentice: Huh? Did I hear something?
Speedrunner: I bet it's more of those pirates.
There's a girl watching the two of you. When you notice her, she runs away.
Apprentice: W-wait!
Speedrunner: After her!
The heroes run after the girl, and they find her with an unconscious Agent behind her.
Girl: ...
Apprentice: ...?
Speedrunner: ._.
Girl: Who are you?
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 06:04
#273
Remember, don't shoot food.
Ignore her and go back to the chest.
Steal from the stuff inside the chest.
Steal from the key to the chest despite being nowhere near it.
Steal from the air around the chest.
Steal from the ground that the chest lies on.
Steal from the gravity that pulls the chest down.
Steal from the molecules that make up the chest.
Steal from the fabric of reality that is supporting the chest's continued existence.
Steal from myself in a parallel universe where I succeed in opening the chest.
Go back and tell her we are Speedrunner and Apprentice.
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 14:46
#274
"I am Apprentice, apprentice of the Witch under Everfell. That man there is the leader of our traveling party."
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 15:47
#275
Chapter 2-2
Speedrunner tries stealing something, but he gets a splinter. He decides to give up.
Speedrunner: I'm back, i'm Speedrunner.
Apprentice: I am Apprentice, apprentice of the Witch under Everfell. That man there is the leader of our travelling party.
Girl: Why should I believe you? What if you're lying and want to rob us?
The girl doesn't believe you despite the fact that Speedrunner is wearing similar armor to Agent.
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 16:16
#276
"...I know that his name is "Agent Goodman?""
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 17:53
#277
Chapter 2-2
Agent: Ugh...
Agent wakes up.
Speedrunner: Agent?
Girl: Wait!
Apprentice: We are his friends! I know that his name is... "Agent Goodman"?
Agent: Where are we? Apprentice? Speedrunner?
Speedrunner: Hey Agent, can you help me open this chest over on the beach?
Apprentice: What is it with you and that chest? Whatever, Agent, who is your friend here?
Agent: This is Siren. I needed her help to escape from some... place.
Apprentice: What place?
Siren: An underwater prison. The whole place flooded and we were washed up here.
Speedrunner: Guys? Chest.
Agent: Well now that that's all settled let's get going.
Speedrunner: Chessst. Open it, please.
Pick a character to play as. And no, you can't use two characters at the same time.
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 17:55
#278
I shall play as Siren once again.
Give Speedrunner the lockpick.
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 21:22
#279
Remember, don't shoot food.
I enjoyed playing as Agent so I'll play as him some more.
But before that, as Speedrunner, decide not to be such a wimp towards splinters in the future.
Lun, 05/08/2017 - 21:38
#280
Chapter 2-2
Agent: Here, Speedrunner. Take this lockpick. It may come in handy.
Speedrunner: Uhh, I can't pick locks.
Agent: Oh.
Apprentice: I guess you're gonna have to leave that chest behind.
Siren: What chest? Why do you keep talking about a chest?
Mié, 05/10/2017 - 13:43
#281
Remember, don't shoot food.
Well, there's nothing much for us to do since neither of us are Speedrunner or Apprentice, but I guess since you seem to be waiting on us...
Ask Speedrunner to lead us to the chest.
Mié, 05/10/2017 - 14:42
#282
Chapter 2-2
Agent: Okay, where is the chest, Speedrunner?
Speedrunner: Over here.
Speedrunner leads the team to the beach.
Speedrunner: Here it is.
Agent: Alright, so pick the lock.
Speedrunner: I can't!
Siren: You're an idiot. Give me the lockpick.
Apprentice: Rude.
Siren unlocks the chest, but the lockpick gets jammed into the lock in the process.
Obtained a Red Glyph and Blue Glyph.
Equip accessories from the Players section. Accessories and Items are below the stats of the players.
Jue, 05/11/2017 - 02:19
#283
I'm keeping my equipment the same.
Vie, 05/12/2017 - 06:01
#284
Remember, don't shoot food.
Same.
Vie, 05/12/2017 - 16:36
#285
Chapter 2-2
A pirate with an extra fancy hat walks up to the group.
Officer: Hey! You're the intruders that knocked out some of our men! I'm not gonna let you get away with that!
Agent: What? Can we not fight?
Officer: Ah ah ah. I don't wanna hear it.
Apprentice: But-
Boss Battle!
Agent, Level 6
HP - 195/195
CHR - 2/4
Apprentice, Level 6
HP - 155/155
CHR - 2/4
Speedrunner, Level 6
HP - 155/155
CHR - 2/4
Siren, Level 6
HP - 104/130
CHR - 3/4
Pirate Officer, Level 7
Bubble(9)
HP - 173/173
CHR - 2/4
Pirate, Level 6
HP - 133/133
CHR - 1/3
Pirate Gunner, Level 6
HP - 120/120
CHR - 1/3
Pirates Remaining: 7
Disable AP: AP is disabled for this fight.
Vie, 05/12/2017 - 18:13
#286
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fortify.
Vie, 05/12/2017 - 18:20
#287
Siren Encourages Apprentice.
Vie, 05/12/2017 - 22:06
#288
Chapter 2-2
Officer: My men will be coming in a few. You'd best surrender while you still can.
Speedrunner uses First Blood on Pirate Gunner. -81.
Pirate slashes Siren. -32.
Apprentice attacks Pirate Gunner. -17.
Pirate Gunner shoots Apprentice. -34.
Siren casts Encourage on Apprentice. Charge +1.
Pirate Officer slashes Speedrunner. -29.
Agent fortifies the group. Valor Up!
Agent, Level 6
HP - 195/195
CHR - 0/4
Apprentice, Level 6
HP - 121/155
CHR - 4/4
Speedrunner, Level 6
HP - 126/155
CHR - 3/4
Siren, Level 6
HP - 72/130
CHR - 2/4
Pirate Officer, Level 7
Bubble(8)
HP - 173/173
CHR - 3/4
Pirate, Level 6
HP - 133/133
CHR - 2/3
Pirate Gunner, Level 6
HP - 22/120
CHR - 2/3
Pirates Remaining: 7
Vie, 05/12/2017 - 23:18
#289
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the Pirate Officer.
Sáb, 05/13/2017 - 00:30
#290
Siren Attacks the Pirate Officer.
Sáb, 05/13/2017 - 14:55
#291
Chapter 2-2
Pirate Officer calls for help!
Heavy Pirate joins the battle.
Speedrunner attacks the Pirate Officer. Blocked!
Pirate slashes Siren. Missed!
Apprentice casts Aqua Sphere on the Pirate Gunner. -79.
Pirate Gunner was defeated...
Siren attacks the Pirate Officer. -27.
Agent slashes Pirate Officer. -50.
Agent, Level 6
HP - 195/195
CHR - 1/4
Apprentice, Level 6
HP - 121/155
CHR - 3/4
Speedrunner, Level 6
HP - 126/155
CHR - 4/4
Siren, Level 6
HP - 72/130
CHR - 3/4
Pirate Officer, Level 7
HP - 94/173
CHR - 4/4
Pirate, Level 6
HP - 133/133
CHR - 3/3
Heavy Pirate, Level 6
HP - 157/157
CHR - 1/3
Pirates Remaining: 6
Sáb, 05/13/2017 - 14:04
#292
Siren orders Agent to Cover her.
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 07:16
#293
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the Pirate Officer.
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 12:24
#294
Chapter 2-2
Pirate Officer uses River Combo on Siren! Evade, Evade, Evade!
Siren: You... you've stolen one of my one sacred secrets!
Officer: What are you talking about?
Siren: This cannot be forgiven!
Siren counterattacks with some sort of water sword! -93!
Officer: Alright... that's enough for now. But i'll remember this.
Pirate Officer has withdrawn from the fight.
Speedrunner uses Pentastab on the Pirate! -42, -49, -56, -65, -74.
Pirate was defeated...
Heavy Pirate uses Heavy Blow on Apprentice. Missed.
Siren orders Agent to Cover her.
Agent attacks the Heavy Pirate. Missed.
Apprentice uses Medical Herb on Siren. +64.
Agent, Level 6
HP - 195/195
CHR - 2/4
Apprentice, Level 6
HP - 121/155
CHR - 2/4
Speedrunner, Level 6
HP - 126/155
CHR - 1/4
Siren, Level 6
HP - 130/130
CHR - 2/4
Heavy Pirate, Level 6
HP - 157/157
CHR - 0/3
Pirates Remaining: 4
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 12:25
#295
Chapter 2-2
Double Post. M'bad.
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 12:29
#296
Didn't see that one coming.
Siren Encourages Speedrunner.
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 14:28
#297
Remember, don't shoot food.
Keep attacking.
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 14:55
#298
Chapter 2-2
A pirate joins the fight.
Speedrunner slashes Heavy Pirate. -29.
Apprentice casts Venom Jet on Heavy Pirate! -144.
Heavy Pirate was defeated...
A pirate gunner joins the fight.
Siren encourages Speedrunner. Charge +1.
Agent slashes Pirate. -49.
A pirate heavy joins the fight.
Pirate slashes Apprentice. -30.
Agent, Level 6
HP - 195/195
CHR - 3/4
Apprentice, Level 6
HP - 91/155
CHR - 0/4
Speedrunner, Level 6
HP - 126/155
CHR - 3/4
Siren, Level 6
HP - 130/130
CHR - 1/4
Pirate, Level 6
HP - 84/133
CHR - 2/3
Pirate Gunner, Level 6
HP - 120/120
CHR - 1/3
Heavy Pirate, Level 6
HP - 157/157
CHR - 1/3
Pirates Left: 3
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 15:15
#299
Siren Attacks the Pirate.
Dom, 05/14/2017 - 15:38
#300
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the Pirate.
Wait for them to respond to Apprentice.