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Vie, 02/03/2012 - 01:41
#51
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Traevelliath
Divides by zero

Divides by zero and Epic-Girl ceases to exist....

Vie, 02/03/2012 - 05:28
#52
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Shue-Donnym
Wat

Multiplies by zero and traevelliath dissolves into binary particles, graham boxes and a milk carton.

Mar, 02/07/2012 - 00:30
#53
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Dividmantle
NO!!!!

I then blow you up with the Ulerpool Calber and you explode into into a million peices.

Mar, 02/07/2012 - 18:15
#54
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Validous
DUN-DUN-DUN!

I release a snipe that sneaks up to you from behind, latches onto your head, and uses it's spinning beak to (CENSORED)

Vie, 02/10/2012 - 22:55
#55
Armadillodragon
FUS RO DAH!

I carry you to the top of a mountain and yell "FUS RO DAH!" You fly off the peak and land in an erupting volcano.

Vie, 02/10/2012 - 22:59
#56
Armadillodragon
Sacrifice

I sacrifice myself to save the world. :)

Sáb, 02/11/2012 - 19:33
#57
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Dividmantle
I kill your ghost

I then kill your ghost with the divine
avenger

Lun, 03/05/2012 - 06:36
#58
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Myg-Mog
Flibberflaust's Subjects Of Nonsense

I tell a herd of Halo Fans that Half-Life is better, and a herd of Half-Life Fans that Halo is better.

I then run directly at Dividmantle and scream,"That's the guy who said Half-Life was better!" and charge in with the suddenly armed and bloody serious Halo fans to kill him.

I then yell at him to hurry up and get on the elevator...

Lun, 03/05/2012 - 12:52
#59
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Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

captain falcon was originally a race car driver who fought evil and had a short lived TV show....

Lun, 03/05/2012 - 15:13
#60
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Myg-Mog
Flibberflaust's Subjects Of Complete Seriousness

Really? I'm gonna go Google that. I want to check it out...I might have seen something that ridiculous when I was a kid.

I have the memory of a turnip though...

Jue, 03/08/2012 - 09:30
#61
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Ebil-Bunny
Epic-Girl's heart just

Epic-Girl's heart just randomly explodes. I had NOTHING to do with it. >.>

Jue, 03/08/2012 - 11:01
#62
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Fallconn
/cheer

but then i shoot ya with my "noobish" Polaris and you die of shock :D

Jue, 03/08/2012 - 11:39
#63
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Ebil-Bunny
But then I come back to life,

But then I come back to life, pull out a giant hammer from nowhere, and flatten you as flat as a pancake.

Jue, 03/08/2012 - 12:10
#64
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Fallconn
but....

i flattened you first!

Vie, 03/09/2012 - 06:36
#65
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Myg-Mog
Flibberflaust's Subjects of Repetitiveness

I get in the middle and start tossing out Hammers and Heart Containers to all of the combatants in the arena! Then for some reason, somebody somewhere explodes...

((Eh, it was bound to happen))

Vie, 03/09/2012 - 08:39
#66
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Ebil-Bunny
But it wasn't me! I was

But it wasn't me! I was launched by the explosion, and landed on Mygmar. "That was not to bad! Oh, sorry about that." I say as I look down on the flattened Mygmar.

Vie, 03/09/2012 - 12:13
#67
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Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i call Chuck Norris the Game Master, and he bans you to death with his roundhouse kick.

Vie, 03/09/2012 - 13:34
#68
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Myg-Mog
Falcon Roundhouse Kick. Totally See That Next Smash.

I laugh madly as I ingest a Super Mushroom and regain my original size again. I take one of the Hammers, and start swinging it wildly around the arena...when the head flies off and hits Ebilbuny squarely in the noggin, knocking him unconscious. For some reason, a temporal space-time anomaly opens up and a bunch of cookies falls on his body.

Vie, 03/09/2012 - 15:15
#69
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Energydestroyer
"Do A Barrel Roll!"

I'm in an arwing flying, near ground level, in the direction of Mygmar, when Peppy tells me to do a barrel roll, for some reason, I decide to listen to him for once, so I do a barrel roll, making Mygmar straight in front of me, but I'm flying too fast and it's too late to stop!

Vie, 03/09/2012 - 23:15
#70
Imagen de Myg-Mog
Myg-Mog
"Holy cr-"

Thankfully Slippy is incredibly stupid, and clips me with his wing, sending me flying into the air, and out of harm's way.

I bleed profusely from the wing wound, but I had one desperation left, and the guy who started this game went with hard mode...silly guy.

I go into an adrenaline rush state and rush towards a Landmaster on the ground several yards away.

Lun, 03/12/2012 - 18:01
#71
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Imowor
YOU SHALT DIE

Walks up behind Mygmar and sticks her with a plasma grenade, the runs for cover as the blue explosion commences.

Lun, 03/12/2012 - 18:29
#72
Imagen de Myg-Mog
Myg-Mog
You Hath Failed!

I Armor-Lock before it goes off, and board the Landmaster. I start doing barrel-rolls on my way towards you and...

Mar, 03/13/2012 - 13:18
#73
Imagen de Imowor
Imowor
BOOM!

Aims a Target Locator at Mygmar's landmaster and jumps into a teleporter and delete one end, then watches as the MAC (Mass Accelerated Cannon) rounds come flying down.

Mié, 03/14/2012 - 09:43
#74
Imagen de Alpha-Stevo
Alpha-Stevo
I whack Ghigxhalon with a

I whack Ghigxhalon with a stun baton and command him to pick up that can.

Mié, 03/14/2012 - 16:04
#75
Imagen de Imowor
Imowor
....

When I got rid of the teleporter, I threw it into the sky. It landed in the Ironclaw Munitions Factory, and a rocket teleports through and hits Alphastevo in the face and kills him. I eat his soul to regain power, then take my personal shuttle to safety.

Jue, 03/15/2012 - 16:50
#76
Imagen de Energydestroyer
Energydestroyer
Lolz, sucks for you!

I walk in and put the Z-Saber in Ghigxhalon's hand and say, "Good luck with Zero!", then I start walking away, while Zero comes in, sees the Z-Saber in Ghigxhalon's hand,and proceeds to annihilate him, then he leaves, and during that time of annihilation, I was eating popcorn and drinking Pepsi!

Jue, 03/15/2012 - 17:41
#77
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Asdfhasdga
Ctrl + Alt + Delete to

Ctrl + Alt + Delete to terminate Energydestroyer

Lun, 03/19/2012 - 14:03
#78
Imagen de Zeusofsky
Zeusofsky
I hang Handlabor and then

I hang Handlabor and then take his entrails out. I burn them and then cuts off his legs and roast them. I eat the legs, and I take his heart out and eat it. I then drink all of his blood, and cuts his body into 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pieces.

Vie, 03/23/2012 - 16:07
#79
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Validous
He probably doesn't have enough cells to be chopped that much.

I blow up Mount Olympus with the master bolt while Zeusofsky is sleeping.

Vie, 03/23/2012 - 17:11
#80
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Isekuube
Heh...

Little did you know I AM ZUES FOOL! GIVE ME BACK MY MASTER BOLT! >:O I take the Master Bolt away from Validous and proceed to zap him/her with it...

Sáb, 03/24/2012 - 11:52
#81
Vasuva
Sssss...

I spawn a creeper behind you as you use your lightning on Validous. You recognize the hissing sound too late, and you blow up into a million pieces. Below, in the mortal world, it rains your blood.

Dom, 03/25/2012 - 12:09
#82
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Faronel
Evil!

I steal my evil half's cannon and fire it at Monstercwp with the power of 93842784255427612417128513.48635297632648831 Gran Fausts.

Dom, 03/25/2012 - 12:32
#83
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Softhead
Eats popcorn...

Wow.

-I hate this community...

Mié, 03/28/2012 - 13:54
#84
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Isekuube
DISTRACTION!

I distract you with a shiny feather, and secretly drop an Ash of Agni, I run away and watch you burn!

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 05:49
#85
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Iamnoone
I launch a grenade at you and

I launch a grenade at you and watch as it explodes shooting you high into the air.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 05:50
#86
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Shue-Donnym
I Spear you. You break your

I Spear you. You break your ribs and bleed to death.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 05:55
#87
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Iamnoone
Hey!!! That didn't make me

Hey!!! That didn't make me explode.
I clap my hands so hard over both of your ears your brain explodes and comes out your eyes, nose and mouth.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:02
#88
Imagen de Shue-Donnym
Shue-Donnym
I wear a mask so my innards

I wear a mask so my innards stay in. Then I chokeslam you and break your neck.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:05
#89
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Iamnoone
Still didn't explode me. :D

So I stick a bomb up your butt and poop flies everywhere.
(Yes, I never grow up and still enjoy potty humor.)

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:08
#90
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Shue-Donnym
oh cmon fine

I explode you.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:08
#91
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Artistbma
Iamnoone why not accept my friend request in-game?I want friend

I eat Iamnoone.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:14
#92
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
I'll be your friend.

Eating me makes you get fat, fatter, fatter then explode.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:14
#93
Imagen de Shue-Donnym
Shue-Donnym
wut

Then you explode from the exploding explosions.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:20
#94
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
I grab on to you and you

I grab on to you and you explode with us.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:21
#95
Imagen de Shue-Donnym
Shue-Donnym
Travass McCoil wants to be a Bill

You explode before you grab on to me.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:27
#96
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
I become little no one's and

I become little no one's and circle you with fire cracks in hand. They all explode at once.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:29
#97
Imagen de Shue-Donnym
Shue-Donnym
Fire crack? that must be fun to smoke

The fire crack also blows up the little no ones.
Now we're both dead.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 06:39
#98
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Iamnoone
and we go to heaven taking

and we go to heaven taking more fire crackers with us and the fire crack. We pass out our drugs and start blowing everything up. We turn heaven into hell.

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 14:21
#99
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Warriorrogue
...I CE rev Iamnoone and

...
I CE rev Iamnoone and Xplad, and place landmines under both of them.
I then dice up the pieces with my cutter palm from Kid icarus-uprising

Sáb, 04/14/2012 - 14:31
#100
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Grittle
i get gabe newell, creator of

i get gabe newell, creator of valve to ban everyone in the universe but himself, thus making the only living being in the universe

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