Hello fellow knights!Chef Battlee here.Today I will show you my menu of the ultimate Spiral Knights luxury meal!Feel free to tell me fabulous dishes you have in your mind and which dish you like the most and which one was the most disgusting in posts!

Soup:
-Seasoned Mewkat ears broiled with Walker Slag eyes(5,670 Crowns)
-Herb Electrolisk broiled with Devilite venision(4,500 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE ELECTRIFIED AFTER EATING THIS DISH.
-Devil IT Overtimer arms mixed with tofu(2,678 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS GET A STRANGE URGE TO MAIM SNIPES.
-Silkwing clipped wings mixed with Greaver fat(7,654 Crowns)
Main dish:
-Voltrode spaghetti with Love puppy meatballs(8,907 Crowns)WARNING:EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!FOR KNIGHTS WHO CAN EAT IRON AND METAL!
-Deep fried Rapid Snarlbolax with wolver paws(143,908 Crowns)SUPER LUXURY DISH
-De la Trojan stone meat(23,879 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS SOMETIMES TURN INTO STONE!
-French fried Darkfang Thwacker Eyeballs(17,908)
-Stir fried Darkfire Vanaduke venison with Slag dust(1,000,000 Crowns)SUPER DUPER LUXURY DISH
Side dish:
-Mortafire shaved feet with extra pepper(7,908 Crowns)WARNING:SOME KNIGHTS AUCTUALLY EXPLODE AFTER EATING THIS.KEEP A SHIELD!
-Darkfang mender salad(21,897 Crowns)SIDE AFFECT:KNIGHTS EATING HAVE KNOWN TO SELF HEAL ONE'S CUTS FAST!
-Caucasian Ash Tail surprise(868 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS HAVE KNOWN TO MAKE SEVERAL MADE DASHES TO THE RESTROOM!
Dessert:
-Royal Jelly Queen apple pudding sprinkled with gold(432,865 Crowns)SUPER LUXURY DISH
-Ice Cube mint pudding(12,321 crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS BEEN KNOWN TO FREEZE UP AFTER EATING!
-Super Blast Cube ice cream(32,908 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS SOMETIMES BLOW UP AFTER EATING!EAT AT OWN RISK!
-Rock jelly pudding that has no flavor(342 Crowns)Warning:Knights sometimes chip off a few teeth while eating.
Oiler Pumpkin Pie(43,897 crowns)
Drinks:
-Orange Polar Polyp Crush(1,000 Crowns)
-Root Mini cube beer(2,908 Crowns)
-Haven water(500 crowns)
-Exploding water(1,000 Crowns)Warning:read the title carefully!
-Polyp Rum(2,897 Crowns)

Have a good day and come back again!