So, like, everyone who posts on the Treasure Vault has some kind of fanfic, art topic, screenshot showoff, or Spiral Spy thingy. 'cept for me. So I decided I was gonna try and find something to do that I actually can, that isn't a waste of time. At the least, I'll become infamous for mind=blown terribleness. We all saw how my art came out, and I'm fairly certain that I cannot contribute anything there, so here's a little fanfic I pulled out of a hat.
NOTES: This is a one-shot, please don't post your character applications.
I'm sorry for failing, its what I do best.