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He's the only red jelly. Want to know why?
Some may believe it's blood, but the thruth is, he's just a rancid jelly way past it's expiration date.
it was sent to haven so children try to eat it and get explosive diarrhea.
what is impostoclause's deepest secret?
simple
HE IS GOING TO GO NUCLEAR ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND CRASH THE GAME JUST TO RUIN OUR CHRISTMAS AND KILL OUR KNIGHTS!!!!
Question 12/15/11
What's Impostoclaus's deepest secret?
Impostoclaus's deepest secret is that he's really just a normal, strangely colored, fat Jelly Cube who murdered a wealthy knight and put on his Accessories (the Dapper Combo and the Glasses) and Santy Hat. The corpse is under the snow (that's why we can't get through the snow and any closer to "Impostoclaus"). Now that we're on to him, we need to come up with a plan to bring him to justice. Hopefully he's not reading this Thread at this very moment and is already making his next plan. What should we do?
What's Impostoclaus's deepest secret?
You see how red he is? Despite popular beliefs, it's not because he's jolly and happy and Santa-fied. In fact, it's because this particular jelly is made with lots and lots of WINE. That's right, the Impostoclaus is an alcoholic. Dun dun duuuun. xD
he doesnt give away presants. HORRORS!
He's hiding Santa under all that snow, now he's frozen and can't Ho-Ho-Ho. Plus he fed Snipes goo and he made em poo. The snow is all we'll know until Impostoclaus' gotta go. When he goes, a little twitch would come to our nose. Somehow, you see, he made em pee. Freeze and frost in the sky that's lost, and the flakes that fall came from the Snipes' flanks. He's a sick blob, so sick I'm gonna sob. Isn't this disgusting? Why aren't residents discussing?! If you melt the piles, next you're gonna throw up biles, so it's better to to start to clean, or take revenge on that Jelly, who is very mean and very smelly. Will that be our present? What if it wasn't...
12/15/11
1: He thinks Boswick is his sister.
2: He hates Bigfootm- Bigfoot said he believed, then hoped for a Wolver Tail (Prefferably Dusky) or a Volcanic/Divine Halo, opened a lockbox, and got a Regal Plume.
Hm...
He's one of the alpha squadron! He was consumed by a huge jelly, so the poor knight's blood stained it for life. The jelly also got his memories, so he learned about Santa, so he's impersonating him. :>
Previous Winners 12/15/11
Juances
Windsickle
New question 12/16/11
Note: I'll be somewhere tomorrow, I should get back in time to do the question, but in case I'm not, You know why.
12/16/11
"C is for Cookie"
8-Bit Portal, "Want You Gone"
Will think of more hopefully soon.
If you were a boss, What would your battle music be?
OHHH YEAH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_jFYI62Gdg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDFns0LA7O0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjOQtxvhUnM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L87BMk_Q5Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w with the talking in the beginning for the start of the battle before any fighting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_f0Iyk8M6A
These are my favorite, and an appropiate combination of #1,2,3,4, and 6 would do nicely.
"Barney is a Dinosaur"+"Elmo's World"+"Teletubbies"+"I Love You"
Those, or "The Black Pearl." But I think ^^^ will be much more scarier. XD I'll post them links to Youtube later.
If you were a boss, What would your battle music be?
(youtube links welcome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvZFUg4HPc <<<< Super Easy boss with this CHAOTIC BGM = GG players
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsk7yQuKkuo <<<< I would just run around with this BGM on and ignore the boss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6QF_H-qLgE <<<< Will you eat McDonald after this?
Uprising by muse.
Just try a boss battle with this song........Awsome.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mfH_yZoyrs
not that im demented or anything
Leave the christmas jingle for me.
Everyone will come unprepared thinking I'm Santa giving presents. They won't know what hit them.
If you were a boss, What would your battle music be?
Let me explain my awesome war music:
Recipe:
1 Miracloth
Nekinovi (level 10)
Volt Oil
Heavy Gear
Rocky core
Boswick ((lol))
Item : Horn of Doom
Horn of Doom is musical magical item.It isnt obtainable.The only one is equiped by Lord Nekinovi who resides in Waterstorm Citadel.
It has an powerful sound.
It hears like whistle,then it starts to freeze your blood by scary tatatatatatatatata sound!
The legends are spoken about horn of doom.some of them tell the horn was forged from fire of flame beast,Vog.
Other legends spread that It is made of spiral knight who didnt survived,because his death,the horn sounds sad ...
Well,could fnd silo creepy voice
So heres an full sound:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....tatatatatata ... arrrghhhhh....zzzzzzzzznnnnnn.......ha ha ha...arrgh......thnnnthnnnn....thnnn......
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ohhhh yes >:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJKuygePHk&feature=related
if not the above then definetly the bottom :D
If you were a boss, What would your battle music be?
Badger song! Or Nyan Cat! Possibly Rebecca Black if I'm feeling particularly evil. Just my music is enough to drive the knights away from my lair. >:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJLyneZGKc
Because only the greatest of bosses would DARE to have that theme.
That is all.
What would my battle theme be you ask?
Dora the explorer theme song, this is to test the players faith in the game. If they don't rage quit and my first phase is defeated, then the good music begins to play. Virgil's theme song in Ultimate marvel vs capcom. If im killed again, i turn into a nyan cat and rain candy and pop-tarts to the adoring children and adults of the world. I would then fly away and turn into a star. but i would then curse the world activating "never gonna give you up".
... what was the question again?
"If you were a boss, what would your battle music be?"
Depends on the battle, but I think I'd like anything from the Viva Pinata soundtrack :D I think I'd be a ferocious boss battle, but the music would not highlight that. It would lull the people into a false sense of security, and then it would be a frustratingly cheerful background to their deaths!
Either of these. (Don't kill me over the second one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TRnU1rECfA
Here's the other awesome one.
I am Tier 3
This is my battle music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
And I will annoy you to death.
For each time you hit me, this will play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qA0YGz8inE
yes, while my battle music plays.
And all the sounds will be louder and louder as the battle progress. If you dont kill me soon, youll find yourself pressing options -> quit game.
If you were a boss, what would your battle music be?
It'd be like DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUNUUNUNUNUNUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN... DUUUUNNNNNN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! DADADADADUUUUUUUUUN!
And it wouldn't be instrumental, it'd be guy making those noises.
Arbituser, i agree completely with you
This would be my battle music, just looped over and over
Previous Winners 12/16/11
Heavy-Duty
Nekinovi
New question 12/17/11
if haven was overrun by jellies, what would you do?
simple i would invite all my friends, chuck norris, and kuger, to come and eat them all.
cause jellies are yummy ( do not blaim me if impostoclause goes missing XD )
If most of the jellies are attacking haven I would gather my friends and attack Royal Jelly Palace.
The jellies get haven we get the Royal Jelly Palace:)
If haven was overrun by jellies........
I would grab some peanut butter :)
If haven ***were*** overrun by jellies (Grammar guys plz).
> I told you Impostoclaus was an IMPOSTER!!!!
depends on what tier the jellies were
for the plain tier 1 and tier 2 with those chocolate chips i'll happily eat them :D
for tier 3 with all those scary looking horns i'll just grab mah faust and swing the hell out of them.
guess that my main weapon would be a straw :3
if only those jellies were not totally hard and unsuckable
The jellies will melt on summer with direct sunlight, instead of the fake clokworks light.
So all i'll do is just clean the sticky mess.
Unlimited crowns using my Faust :D We can kill them all and have a feast WHILE getting free crowns! That, or combine them to make one big spiky trampoline and use them as hostages for the Jelly King so he gives us 100 Jelly gems each and a bazzillion crowns.
I would join them :D
alright I got the previous winners for 12/16/11, We're back on track.
If Haven was over ran by Jellies, What would you do?
Oh man oh man, I'd herd all of them into the garden, get people to start smacking the blast cubes, and watch the resulting parricide fireshow. That, or maybe try and take a bite out of all of them just so I can compare the different flavours.
do what those guys did during the last minutes of beta,which is
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fooling around and doing nothing :P
ps: is this a bad thing to do? ( the post i mean)
Previous Winners 12/17/11
Sinistermackz
Weld
New question 12/18/11
Mod Jane (not this game).
If you know what I am talking about, *clap*
THE SNIPE THE FREAKING SNIPE HE STOLE THE COOKIES U KUGER STOLE THE COOKIES AND MADE IT A SECRET SO COUGH UP THE FREAKING COOKIES
Those pesky Kleptolisks of course. Alternately, Impostoclaus (which would also be his deepest secret)
(Insert Taunt)
http://albinowasp.com/attachments/Image/taunt.png
Yes you know you want it, don't you....
Question "Who stole my cookies? :("
D-definitely not me, th-that's for sure... But I'm pretty sure HE did!
Chef Nova the cookie monster did, right before Gay tonying off of that waterfall over there after being chased by earth creepers and belly dancers. (Uberhaxornova Ref if you don't know o; )
*Nom nom* Mm.. What cookies?
I enlisted the help of 3 agencies to help me find the answer, here is what happened
MI6: after years of asking key witnesses and numberless crime lab testing, they came to the conclusion that cookies don't exist
CIA: after two weeks of investigating, they got mad and set fire to the entire kitchen, saying the cookies had it coming
KGB: 3 minutes into the investigation, a man crashed into the room with his hands covering is head shouting "OK OK, I got it, I'm a cookie!"
kinda off topic, but good for laughs?
IGN: theblindsaint please wait a few days for my alt to get 25 cr to send you a mail
who stole kuger's cookies?
ok i have to be honest... i stole your cookies Kuger cause i love cookies and want to eat everyones cookies ( except of course the guy no one can beat in any way, Chuck Norris ). cookies make me feel good especialy during winterfest/christmas. And yes they where very good
Who stole my cookies?
meh, I told you don't go around Impostoclaus. He's not just stealing our CE but now your cookies?
PS. stop using Internet Explorer. People lose cookies that way. Try Firefox (Cookie joke :D).
Who stole the cookies?
Kuger: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Gospel stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Gospel: Who, me?
Kuger: Yes, you!
Gospel: Not me!
Kuger: Then who?
Gospel: http://memedump.com/d/7636-1/7665605181325.jpg
