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Previous Winners 12/21/11

Windsickle
Dark-Flare

New question 12/22/11

Question 12/22/11

Why is a Spork such a superior tool?

When combining a fork and a spoon you get a spork, why have 2 pieces of silverware or in most cases 2 pieces of plastic utensils. You can use it to stab your food but also use it to scoop when needed. It can also save plastic and time of manufacturing there for energy and resources, also did i mention lazy people don't need to set down their fork to pick up a spoon, cause its universal just keep eating. Hope I answered this with a little humor but also seriousness. Have a good day.

A Spork, just like many hybrids of plastic utensils, carries with it an innate magical ability which allows it both the abilities of its parent utensils, as well as what is commonly known as an 'Aura of Awesome' which actually improves both of its parent qualities many times over, as well as causing all creatures viewing its presence to feel uncontrollable urges of desire towards it.

That's why the Spork is superior. Because we can't help ourselves to love it.

Question 12/22/11

Why is a "Spork" such a superior tool?

You can eat with only using one hand!

why is a spork such a surperior tool?

it is surperior due to it being the cross-fusion of a fork and a spoon which can aslo scoop and stab.
you could probbaly kill (?) someomone with it.
you can eat some ice cream with it.
you can give credit to its creation to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris used it to kill off the dinosaurs ( very true fact)
the Snarbolax uses it to eat his dinner
its the only utensil that lord vanaduke cannot melt
it can survive the end of days
if you hold one when the world ends you can survive (untested,yet.....)
and it is all around awsome

Because Chuck Norris invented it. 'Nuff said.

Like a Swiss Army Knife, it's name could be ANYTHING! Spork could be:
1. A Spoon-Fork
2. A Super-Pork
3. Superior Phantom Oriented Rocket Kamikaze
4. Used to drink soup and saves money.
5. Special Orc
6. Spore K
7. Krops

Why is a Spork such a superior tool?

Because it stands for
S plendidly
P rovoking/ poking
O rnament,
R ight
K uger (?)

Previous Winners 12/22/11

Australiumfish
Dark-Flare

New question 12/23/11

Question 12/23/11

What lengths would you go for Bacon?

Answer:
"Depends. What kind of bacon are we discussing here? Pig bacon? Turkey bacon? I would forgo a meal to avoid certain types. I might allow my clothes to smell like frying oil and grease the rest of the day for other kinds."

What lengths would you go for Bacon?

I would write on my next homework assignment:

P.S. I wrote this for Bacon.

What lengths would you go for Bacon?

As long as it will be enough to be eaten for everyone. I suddenly imagine the bacon, as long it will be, the entire earth might be filled with bacon. So that everyone could eat it. Also beggars too. ^^

I would go find Mike Tyson and fight him for Bacon...

What lengths would you go for Bacon?

-/-MY ANSWER-\-

If a small, miniature piece of bacon were walking in the middle of the road, I would jump and push it out of the way from speeding cars. If I were to die I would hope that it would die too, so I could chew it, suck on it, nibble it, and all around devour it in heaven.

23/12/11

What Lengths would you go for Bacon?

Why you need length when you have imagination! You can make a bacon into a turkey bacon, hotdog bacon, or even PIZZA BACON!

Length wouldn't matter when you have imagination.. now im imagining Banana bacon *drool*

What lengths would you go for Bacon?

I would go to the Suggestions and spam spam spam spam spam until an admin saw it and OOO implemented pigs, which i would hunt relentlessly spending all my ME and CE until i finally get the ultra rare material/ weapon drop called BACON!!!!!!!!

I would ask you nicely to give me bacon :)
Happy Holidays

Oh yeah nice nacho gotta win this time

What lenght i would go for bacon? Well, i would hunt down pigs with my bare hands in the middle of the night, and ter their flesh for bacon, all of this while avoiding zombies, skeletons and exploding green things.

12/23/11
What lengths would you go for Bacon?

I'd give up my Klondike Bar... DUH NUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUH...

And after all that trouble of going to the store and buying it, whihc is what I did for a Koldike Bar...

What lengths would I you go for Bacon?

I'd scouter the WHOLE for some Bacon... Then I see a GIANT Bacon Strip in the shop. I run out of the store with it... and it shouts at me! I look at it and I find out is my guildie Bacon-Strip! D:

Joking!

I'll just.... Bug, beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg,bug beg.... You get the idea

XD

Previous Winners 12/23/11

Korakc
Emerlite

New question 12/24/11

Who's your mentor?

(could be SK, or real life. your choice)

I have lots of people who gave me advices and stuffs, like it's pressuring me every moment I do a single mistake.. but learning is the key to mend the errors. ^^

And the most caring person that always counsel me, I'd call her, Mummy! Yes, mom always give me advices when I do wrong. She forgives me, I love her! ^^

That fish on a frying pan over there.. He's teaching me how to cook.

Who's your mentor?

A guy named "Khalitzborg"

He gave me a pen in real life which is out of ink, I have to use squid ink as a backup for my essay >:L

He talk funny when he's alone with me (sounds weird amiright?)

Anyway he like to give me advice (he said its just some random jigga-mijagga and always give me a grave fortune)

HE GAVE ME A PEN! SO I CAN DRAW KATZ! AND SKEL-O-TORN! (i draw it at his forehead :P)

And we love to sing this

Hot Dog in a plate
Which then i ate
Then i got AIDS
Which then i got a tummy ache
And then im back to braking brakes

P.S: DOESN'T RHYMES!

<.< I am...nah I'm just kidding :3

my Mentor is... myself I wasn't kidding :P

or was I... I was again :P

My real mentor is everyone who knows more then me :)

who's your mentor?

simply two things: the creators of The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, and SK

it would be awsome if the two where combined

My mentor? well, i don't have one "official" mentor, but if i would choose one it would be bopp. That guy's tutorial is great! I was really afraid of changing from a 3-hit sword to a heavy sword, but i'm much better now with my sealed sword than i was with my levi (i sold it by the way), like he said: "you shouldn't restrict yourself to one feel" and "any player can get comfortable with any sword style".

Who's your mentor?

A little kid who keeps me straight and reminds me of what is really important. He seems to have an innate sense of right and wrong that starts with caring about others and not hurting people. He gets a certain look on his face when he feels something isn't right. He doesn't have to say anything. I can just look at him and know what he's thinking.

Who's your Mentor?

My mentor is this guy who I see about everyday in the morning, who always makes me think twice about what I'm about to do, always helping me through situations where I don't know what to do. He will always nag me when I do something wrong, especially to someone else, and is literally in control of my life. His name is Conscience.

WHO'S IS YOUR MENTOR?

WHO IS MY MENTOR YOU ASK!?!?!

My mummy.... She is very special.

XD

Question 12/24/11

Who's your Mentor?

My answer:
My mentor's identity is secret. This mentor taught me not to give out others' personal information to strangers. This mentor has taught me a lot of other useful things too. I am quite thankful.

PS: Merry Christmas/Winterfest/________ to all of you!

if i were a submarine what color would i be

answer: 7 why: because nyan cats poop rainbows

who is your mentor:
my mentor is Nyansei

question 12/24/11

who/s your mentor?

my answer:

My mentor is my brother because my brother teach me how to play spiral knights.....

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Merry Christmas Emerlite XD<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
......may god bless you.....

Previous winners 12/24/11

Assazinator
Windsickle

New question 12/25/11

Question 12/25/11

How do you celebrate the holidays?

Usually nothing special, but me and my family usually go down to Texas to visit family and have Christmas dinner and such. If we don't do that, like this year, we simply spend more time together, watch a movie and have a special dinner.

Like I said, nothing too spectacular, but it is nice enough I think.

How do you celebrate the holidays?

I would at least TRY to peek at my present before 12:00 xD
just kidding
We don't really do too much. Just maybe....a small party?
eh,I celebrate by playing SKs xD

How do you celebrate the holidays?

Very carefully.

Question 12/25/11

How do you celebrate the holidays?

I open my presents one by one very slowly as I savor each moment (including the moments when I'm the only one who still has unopened ones).

As a Christmas gift, All who answered 12/25/11 question won!

Za-Ck
Ultranuma
Iamnoone
Windsickle

Enjoy!

I also got the winners for 12/24 done, see my previous reply.

New question 12/26/11

Thank you Kuger! Merry Christmas! How are you doing by the way (you had a financial situation)?

Question 12/26/11

If you got to name a new found planet, what would you name it?

It would depend on exactly what kind of planet it would be. But for a very general name, I guess it would be...

Procul, Latin for "far"

CRADLE.

CUZ SK ROCKS.

If you got to name a new found planet, what would you name it?

Hmmmmm...

THE PLANET!

Original.

Question 12/26/11

If you got to name a new found planet, what would you name it?

Obviously Poo.

^^Yeah this is it^^
no not just poo. Obviously Poo. Cause it pretty much looks like a big blob of brown messiness.

Previous winners 12/26/11

Korakc
Emerlite

New question 12/27/11

NOTE: There will be no question New Years Eve. See main post for detail.

DECONSTRUCTION ZONE: COLD STORAGE.

CUZ COLD IS MY WEATHER.

AND GREMLINS ARE SIMPLETOONS.

Where would you vacation to if you had the chance?

The Planet of course! (The planet that I named)

Lolz. Korakc and I both won in the same question again...

First one was:
12/23/11

Second one was:
12/26/11

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

Where would you vacation to if you had the chance?

Well, i would go to the planet where it's everybody's dream to go... CRADLE!!!! DUH!

Cuz when i get there, i can meet my player Shadownox and then we could go into the clockworks PWNING EVERYTHING IN OUR PATHS!!!! and then i would take a pet snipe home, so that everyone would be jealous, and then they would try to kill me, and then, well, uh....

hmm...

maybe i should change locations. :/

12/27/11
Where would you vacation to if you had the chance?

Earth. It'd be a nice change from Mars, for once. Living with green men can become really boring at times, even though I am one. I also really wanna see those aliens... those "humans," I believe they're called. I hear they have 4 appendeges called "legs" and "arms," not tentacles, and only have 2 eyes instead of 24! They also have wierd stuff growing out of the top of their head called "hair." I wonder how they eat. That hair must clog up their feeding holes on the top of their heads. Unless they don't have any... now that would be wierd...